You are like a deer to the forest to me

On a rare weekend with free time, Yang Che, who didn't have to go to work or socialize, was sleeping soundly hugging the quilt when his cell phone rang suddenly. The brisk ringtone woke up not Yang Che's brain first, but the waking up that can only be avoided by waking up naturally. .

Yang Che half-closed his eyes and furrowed his brows, fished out the phone and said "Hello".

The energetic Gao Tianyu on the other side: "I'm going back to the palace, ready to pick me up, at noon tomorrow..."

Yang Che half-closed his eyes and furrowed his brows, cursing: "If you love me, don't come back, don't disturb me to sleep!"

Paji, hang up.

Gao Tianyu hit again.

Yang Che hung up again.

Gao Tianyu persevered.

Yang Che took a deep breath, hung up, turned off the phone, and shouted: "Chuan'er, don't answer the silly dog's call, the landline is also unplugged!"

"Lazy, I've already slept in the good time, so I might as well give birth to a pillow in my next life." Gao Tianyu threw down the phone, hooked Ji Lingxiao's waist, pulled the person who was leaning over to pack his luggage into his arms, and took it away The hardwood washboard in his hand is engraved with the words "Family Rules" and the bottom is engraved with the golden sentence "Wife has to kneel when she is wronged by everything", "How good your husband is, don't others understand you? Don't you understand this stuff?" Don’t take it with you, it’s useless.”

This washboard is a meeting gift from Luo Yue and his party to his sister-in-law. There is also a washbasin made of pure copper, which is suitable for lifting on top of the head when kneeling on the washboard to increase the weight. In one hand, three things are packed together in a well-crafted carved wooden box.Luo Yue calls it the Three Treasures of Controlling the Husband, and he specializes in curing all kinds of dissatisfaction. The sister-in-law must take them all home, so don't let us down.

"It can be used to wash underwear." Ji Lingxiao seemed to like this box of meeting gifts, and brought back the washboard while talking, "Take the duster back, too, it's most suitable for cleaning the study. Copper basins are not easy to hold, and you give them The gifts brought by colleagues have been checked together."

Listening to him thinking about the use and how to take it home, and seeing him holding the washboard and not letting go, Gao Tianyu's strange cute spot was poked again, grabbing people and kneading and pinching, and he blamed him Being so cute made him want to prostitute himself in the daytime again.

With half of his ear in his mouth, Ji Lingxiao shrank his neck and dodged: "Stop making trouble, the luggage hasn't been packed yet... Oh, don't bite!"

The sun was rising, and Yang Che was finally full of sleep. When he switched on his mobile phone, a lot of missed call reminders flooded in, and he selectively returned two calls. Yang Che then called and sent the flight number to His silly dog ​​started to scold: "Isn't it amazing to have a partner? What's so great about being married? You forced me to grant half a month's leave, and even asked me to send a car to pick you up at the airport. I'm your boss, not your father." !"

Gao Tianyu didn't think it was disobedient, and said with a slight smile: "Look at you, the life of a single dog is very hard, right? Don't be jealous, as long as you change your stinky body, you will have a partner. It really can't be changed." Don't be afraid, you still have a good father. Your father is just a son like you. Those companies, shopping malls, etc. will be yours sooner or later. A brave female warrior who is not afraid of death is coming to pick you up on a war horse."

What is a bad friend?Harmful friends know that because of your bad temper, you are difficult to serve, and even blind dates and marriages are listed as the next choice, and they stab your heart with a knife, making you so painful that you can’t cry or shout, so you can only reply him. : "That's why I don't want to get married, I'm single, I'm at ease, how can a stupid dog with a collar like you understand?!"

Gao Tianyu followed the good example: "Succeed, I leave it to you to be single, and it's enough for me to take double annual leave."

Yang Che's eyes glared: "You still want to take annual leave? Do you still have a double share??!"

"Uh huh~" Gao Tianyu picked up the partner who was passively cooperating with him again during the day, took a sip, and said in an extremely embarrassing voice, "No way, my wife is full of charm and charisma, and I only need a police officer's certificate." I’ll do it for Lao Gao. Uncle Liu likes him too, so he let us go to his island for vacation during the Chinese New Year. The environment of the island is not worse than Maldives. I want to hold a wedding there. Uncle Liu said yes, and has already informed the people there to start preparations gone."

Yang Che exclaimed in surprise: "You guys still want to hold a wedding?!"

Gao Tianyu said strangely: "Of course you have to have a wedding. You've never been married and you've always had a wedding bar?"

Yang Che said angrily: "Can you stop bringing me along all the time? I said that I just don't want to get married, so it's not that I can't get a wife! Are you a fagot? You're a man and a woman. It’s not something to be proud of your ancestors, and it’s too late to hide it, and your family just let you mess around like this?!”

Gao Tianyu suddenly didn't like to hear it: "What's wrong with being gay? We did it to grow old together, and we didn't just mess around, hiding it for Mao? Why can't Mao make a big splash? You are a dead straight man that no one wants. , and in turn discriminated against us for being serious and gay, how can you have such a big face? Damn, I don’t want you to be the best man, get out of here!"

Yang Che was stunned for a while holding the hung up mobile phone, and finally remembered something. It is true that having a family is not a glorious ancestor, but it is an ancestor's family. The old couple in his family also held a wedding in the early years. We can only agree or reserve opinions on the matter of the wedding, and there is no objection.

Yang Chuan opened the door to ask his cousin to eat when he heard the screaming bedroom had returned to tranquility. Seeing the man sitting on the bed with his head down, he asked cautiously, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Yang Che sat on the bed with his legs crossed, like a melancholy mushroom, his messy hair exuded a sense of depression: "I seem to be really sore..."

The silly dog ​​who is gay is about to hold a wedding. He is a good straight man with a good family and he doesn't know whose wife is raising his wife. How can he not be hit?How not sour?

As the capital of several dynasties, Beijing has many specialties besides motofu, which is not a blessing for foreigners. The study team who came back from two weeks of study brought gifts for family and friends.Among them, Ji Ke, who has relatives in Beijing, brought back the most things, but they were not given as gifts, but accepted with great kindness.

Just the betrothal gifts from in-laws (Gao Tianyu thinks so), and the meeting and parting gifts that Gao Tianyu and his friends gave to his sister-in-law, they packed two boxes, plus their luggage and the tea they brought to Brother Leng. A hill was piled up in front of the big BMW brought by the little pony.If they hadn't checked in the gifts Gao Tianyu brought to his colleagues and some of the bulky items, they would have had another round-trip flight with excess baggage tax alone.

Gao Tianyu threw down those big and small parcels and hurriedly greeted the dog father who was sitting in the co-driver. A group of filial sons greeted his father attentively, how about eating and sleeping in half a month?Have you ever been treated coldly and disgusted by Yang Che?Is Xiao Chuan'er considerate in serving her?

Brother Leng reprimanded him coldly: Where did the words of suffering come from?Their children come to pick you up in the cold, and you are still poor here, so let them carry things for you.What's the matter?People owe you?

Greetings were exchanged for a lesson, Gao Tianyu was a little aggrieved: "Aren't I afraid that you will always be enslaved by others?"

Brother Leng nodded with his mouth to the new sweater that was the same color as the fur on his body and was easily overlooked if he didn't look closely: Do you think I'm being treated like an angry person?Their children are more considerate than you, you don't even know it's cold, add some thick clothes to me, it's better to raise you...

Gao Tianyu hastily raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, I was wrong, I'm going to move things."

The family's child is a good boy, diligent, honest and kind-hearted. While helping to load the car, he said kindly and euphemistically: "Mr. Ji, I know a good psychological counselor. If you need it, I can introduce you to him." Don't think too much about it, people are under a lot of pressure now, and nine out of ten people have psychological troubles. It's very common to do psychological counseling, but some people don't have the financial conditions."

Yang Chuan only met Gao Tianyu after the second uncle's company came here. Although he was always brought by his cousin as a little reminder, he gradually became acquainted with Gao Tianyu, but he was not familiar enough to understand Brother Yu deeply. The point of family situation and upbringing.So every time I see Brother Yu yelling at his dog, it’s still in the dialogue mode, and the kind-hearted kid Yang Chuan can’t help but feel sorry for him: Brother Yu looks dignified, and he is also very awkward , It’s just that sometimes you are nervous and your brain is not very good.

Yang Chuan also mentioned this matter to his cousin. His cousin didn't feel sorry for this friend at all, and said: "Do you think his nickname of Young Dog is for nothing? He is a son of a bitch who talks to dogs. What's so strange? Don't meddle in other people's business, and watch out for his dog to bite Lu Dongbin."

Ji Lingxiao put a well-crafted carved wooden box into the trunk, looked at Gao Tianyu who closed the car door with a pout, smiled and shook his head: "No, I've already found the best psychiatrist."

Yang Chuan scratched his bristling head, feeling that something was wrong.

The author has something to say: Lao Gao: Hanzhi, why did you agree to help him organize the wedding without even consulting with me?

Uncle Liu: Is it necessary?You can neither object nor help, why don't you want me to help him?

Lao Gao: I... I always have the right to know, right?

Uncle Liu: Don't you already know this?It’s not like you were notified on the day of the wedding. Besides, it’s not certain whether he will invite you to watch the ceremony. According to what I know about your son, he will probably let his father wear a bow tie and sit in the parents’ seat.By the way, what's Leng Xing's real name?I have them make name tags.

Lao Gao: Does it have a real name?I do not know how?

Eunuch Fu: The young master never mentioned it to you, and he rarely called it that way.The old slave does know that Leng Xing's real name is Kaiyang, and his style name is Xuanzhuo.

Lao Gao: Is it a dog with a watch?Why doesn't it go to heaven?

Eunuch Fu: Kaiyang is the Kaiyang star in the Big Dipper, strictly speaking, it is in the sky.

Old Gao: …………

Brother Leng glanced at the audience indifferently: How many people mistakenly think that the old man's real name is Gao Leng Leng?