You are like a deer to the forest to me

Winter started earlier this year, and this humid southern city has already shown the characteristics of a humid and cold climate, especially after nightfall, the breeze carrying moisture is permeable.

The wolf from the north sat in the car with the heater turned off (the heater was turned on for fear of wilting the roses) and slandered: what the hell is this weather?If you say cool down, you will cool down, without even saying hello, I am not wearing long johns!This broken tin box (Brother G: When I first got it, I called him Xiao Tiantian, and now I call him a tin box, and add a broken word as a prefix. You dare to call yourself dedicated, don’t be a B-face!) It's not strong, and the warmth is not as good as a pair of long johns, it's just too bad!

In the night, a seven-seater police car drove up, and slowly stopped in front of the gate of the identification center. Waiting for the gap when the landing gear was raised, the car door suddenly opened, and Yuan Shao, who was sitting at the front, was bumped and squeezed, "Please!" "Out of the car, the person who hit her rushed out of the car one after another, throwing up before he could stand firmly on his heels.

"Is there still something to throw up? If not, go in and have a few mouthfuls, retching will be even more uncomfortable." Yuan Shao had no intention of being mean to the newcomer, but it was really true for this little beauty who had practiced with Yang Ke for more than three months and was able to vomit all the way back from the scene. I can't feel pity.

The colleague who was driving poked his head out of the car window, automatically ignored the little beauty who was vomiting bile, and said loudly: "Brother Yuan, there is probably no food in the cafeteria at this point, so don't come up here, go buy food outside." , by the way, bring me some beef noodles, and a bottle of watermelon-flavored Mirinda."

The little beauty vomited even more joyfully, and she didn't know if her poor stomach was stimulated by the beef noodles or by the watermelon Mirinda.

Seeing that she was so repulsed by food, Yuan Shao guessed that she didn't need to help bring food, so he waved to the people in the car and went to the small noodle shop at the street corner.

Gao Tianyu was staring at the air vent and missing his warm long johns, when the car window was knocked suddenly, he followed the sound, and saw a three-dimensional senior face under the dim street lights, smiling handsomely and joyfully.

Gao Tianyu opened the car window, and was about to say hello, when he suddenly took a mouthful of a very refreshing stench, and the greeting turned into a loud sneeze when it reached his mouth.

Yuan Shao couldn't dodge in time, the face of the senior was sprayed with saliva, and the handsome and happy smile was sprayed away, Yuan Shao raised his hand to wipe his face, and said coolly: "The way you greet people is really polite."

Gao Tianyu rubbed his nose and muttered, "What's your smell?"

Yuan Shao lowered his voice mysteriously: "The breath of death."

Gao Tianyu: "...Master Yuan, please speak humanly."

"The smell of high-rotten corpses has strong adhesion, and close contact will stick to clothes, hair, and skin. It can't be washed off after three times of bathing. It's so overbearing." Yuan Ye responded to his request with an easy-to-use Knowing the vernacular, he popularized the breath of death, and then asked him strangely, "Haven't you smelled it?"

Gao Tianyu shook his head.

"That's right, it's not the time for high rotting corpses to dominate. I haven't seen you for a while. Ji Ke is also a neat person. Every time after the autopsy, he has to wash off the old skin and replace it with a new one. You have no chance Touching the smell of corpses." Yuan Ye glanced at the bouquet on the co-pilot while talking, "Hey, what a bouquet of roses, wait for Ji Ke to get off work and go on a date? It's so romantic."

Gao Tianyu sighed: "There is no wave, only slowness, he works overtime."

Yuan Shao originally wanted to sympathize politely, but on the other hand, he also had to work overtime. After overtime, he had to ride a little turtle back home in the cold wind. There was no little boyfriend looking forward to it, no handsome G to take over from work, There are no fiery roses and romantic dates... MMP, where do you have the leisure to sympathize with others?No matter how you look at it, you are more miserable, okay?

Gao Tianyu blinked and asked hesitantly, "Master Yuan, what's wrong with you?"

Yuan Shao: "It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly feel sorry for myself."

Gao Tianyu: "...?"

Yuan Shao: "I won't chat with you anymore. I'm going to buy noodles. If it's late, they will... Uncle Chen wait a minute, don't close the door, and cook two bowls of beef noodles for me."

The owner of the noodle shop across the street who is closing the shutter door: "There are no more noodles, let's go to the convenience store to buy rice balls."

Yuan Shao: "..."

Gao Tianyu looked at Master Yuan, who had no tears in his eyes but gave off a feeling of tears streaming down his face, and was very puzzled. He didn't have to be so sad if he didn't have noodles, right?Women are strange creatures.

Yuan Ye, whose heroic figure was replaced by depression and sadness, reminded quietly before leaving: "If you are afraid that the flowers will wilt, put them behind. You are not a corpse, so you don't need to keep it fresh at low temperature."

Gao Tianyu patted the dog's head: "That's right, I just miss my long johns so much, forget about it, thank you, Master Yuan."

"There are too many people who are mentally retarded when they fall in love. You are not the only one. You don't have to feel inferior because of it." Master Yuan had already walked away while speaking, and his back under the night was as cold as water and as lonely as the wind.

Gao Tianyu scratched the dog's head and muttered: "I'm not inferior either..."

If Uncle Ji can only trade his IQ, so what if he is mentally retarded? (No, you are a silly dog, don't have to if, be silly and heroic!)

Gao Tianyu waited until the flowers were about to thank. Ji Lingxiao, who told him early in the morning that he would work overtime tonight and asked him to go home first, found him based on the clues Yuan Shao casually provided.

Rose was moved to the back, Ji Lingxiao looked at the extra Rilakkuma pillow on the car seat, and instantly forgot why his unbearable old waist was sore all day long, only felt that his little wolf dog was gentle and caring, very Some have the urge to pat his head and say "good boy".

The restaurant where Gao Tianyu made a candlelight dinner was closed long ago. After searching for a long time along the way, only the noisy night market and small restaurants that serve supper are still open.Looking at Uncle Ji again, he was so tired that he was about to turn into a Sleeping Beauty. Compared with candlelight dinners and flower oaths, he obviously needed rest more.

Gao Tianyu said: "Go to sleep for a while, I will call you when I get home."

Ji Lingxiao, who was trying not to fall asleep, tilted his head and asked, "Aren't you eating out?"

Gao Tianyu: "Go back and eat. I'll make you something light and easy to digest. Go to bed early after eating."

Ji Lingxiao replied apologetically, "Alright, let's go out to eat with you another day."

The car drove slowly into the underground parking lot. Ji Lingxiao, who was half asleep and half awake, was gently woken up. He put on Gao Tianyu's coat and got out of the car in a daze. Hearing the sound of locking the car, his hazy mind suddenly woke up. , looking at the young man who stretched out his hand and didn't move.

Gao Tianyu asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

Ji Lingxiao pursed her lower lips as if she was a little embarrassed to speak, looked away at the rear of the car, and vaguely reminded: "You left something behind."

His appearance is completely different from Ji Ke who is calm and rigorous at work, and also very different from Uncle Ji who is stable and introverted in life. He looks a bit like a child thinking about a new toy.

Gao Tianyu was taken aback for a moment, then held back a smile to tease him: "Is there any? What happened?"

Seeing that he was pretending to be stupid and committing crimes, but he didn't know how to dismantle his tricks, Ji Lingxiao could only keep silent.

Gao Tianyu unlocked the car, took out the roses in the car, smiled slightly and asked: "Lu Lu, is this what you're talking about?

I still think you don't know, don't worry about it all the way, right? "

Ji Lingxiao was embarrassed and helpless, and wanted to say that I am already so old, so don't pretend to be a child and tease me instead, because I am afraid that if you really say it, it will cause more teasing.

Gao Tianyu stuffed the flowers into his arms, and then took out a beige velvet box from the overcoat he was wearing, and said, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just today."

Ji Lingxiao only heard from Yuan Shao that he bought a large bouquet of flowers, and when he saw him take out the ring from the box, he was surprised and at a loss: "Wait a minute, isn't that an engagement ring?"

Gao Tianyu's response was to kneel down on one knee, pull his hand over and put the ring on.

Ji Lingxiao withdrew his hand but didn't pull it back, watching helplessly as he pulled his finger away and put the ring on.

Gao Tianyu raised the corners of his lips in satisfaction, and boasted: "It's so pretty, my wife's fingers are beautiful."

Ji Lingxiao: "Wait a minute..."

Gao Tianyu turned a deaf ear, bowed his head and kissed his hand with the ring on.

This series of actions, or the whole proposal ceremony, is simply quick and quick. If you want to time it, you can only pinch the stopwatch, and make it clear that you will not leave time for accidents (such as being hesitantly rejected by the proposal).

Gao Tianyu got up and picked up his new wife, and yelled triumphantly, "Go to the bridal chamber."

Ji Lingxiao was still in vain: "Wait a minute..."

Gao Tianyu kissed him on the mouth, and said with a smile: "You have waited three times, baby, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and we have to race against time. Be good, hold your flowers well, let's go to the bridal chamber."

The author has something to say: Uncle Ji is in a trance: Who can tell me what I have experienced?

Gou Tou Yu: You married me, willingly.

Uncle Ji: ...is there any?How can I not remember?

Goutouyu nodded vigorously: Yes, yes, you just lost your memory because you were too happy and excited.

Uncle Ji: Why do I feel like I've been sold in a daze? ?

Gou Tou Yu: Illusion, illusion, you love me, you are happy to marry me, this is the truth.