You are like a deer to the forest to me

On the first weekend after living together, after breakfast, Ji Lingxiao took the quilt on the sofa to the balcony to dry.

Like a child chasing an adult for candy, Gao Tianyu grabbed Ji Lingxiao's clothes and muttered: "Go on a date, go on a date, go on a date... I want to date my uncle, I want to date my uncle, I Going on a date with my uncle..."

Ji Lingxiao pushed his hand away, put the quilt on the clothes rail, turned around and looked at him helplessly: "Do you really want to date your uncle? Why do I think you want your uncle to take you to the playground and shoot darts?" Win the doll, and buy you a big cotton candy? Gao Tianyu kid."

Gao Tianyu immediately switched the operating mode, and said solemnly: "Mr. Ji, do you have time today? Do you want to watch a movie together?"

Ji Lingxiao smirked and said, "Next time, I'm going to take the kids out to play today."

Gao Tianyu, who was ready to play tricks after hearing the first half of the sentence, was taken aback by this unexpected turn, and then cheered, "Uncle Ji is the best", hugged Ji Lingxiao and covered his face with "mua~" several times, and was pushed away by Ji Lingxiao who couldn't laugh or cry. Huaner jumped out to change clothes.

Gao Tianyu, who is quite free-spirited in life, has always regarded the saying that life needs a sense of ritual as hypocritical, but this is the first official date between him and Uncle Ji, and the first time must be beautiful without regrets. First of all, the clothes must be decent, not too formal and rigid , nor too casual.

Gao Tianyu put on a casual suit that can add points to the youthful and beautiful body without looking frivolous, and ran to Uncle Ji with a purple-gray tie, handing over the tie and neck.

Who knew that Ji Lingxiao, who used shirts and suits as work clothes, could only tie Windsor knots and Prince Albert knots?how to spell?

Gao Tianyu didn't give up, he beat Ji Lingxiao hand in hand, then untied it two or three times, and handed over the tie and neck again.

Although Ji Lingxiao couldn't understand his persistence, he didn't refuse, and his learning ability was very strong, he learned it after just reading it once.

Brother Leng shook his head from the side: Daughter-in-law, you are too spoiled with him, he is full and tossing around, you still let him.

Gao Tianyu returned with a triumphant look: Uncle Ji dotes on me so much, are you envious?

Brother Leng contemptuously: Envy you like a mentally retarded?Then I am also mentally retarded?

Gao Tianyu didn't take it seriously, grabbed Ji Lingxiao's hand that was about to be withdrawn and kissed it, and said affectionately (and numb): "Uncle Ji, are you willing to help me tie a tie for the rest of my life?"

Brother Leng's face covered with thick dog hair trembled, and he turned his head and made a retching motion: Nausea!

Ji Lingxiao withdrew his hand uncomfortably, and said: "I'm going to change clothes, you take out the garbage from the kitchen, and take it down with you later."

Brother Leng turned his face back and sneered ruthlessly: Oh, I was rejected again.Need reassurance?small potato.

Gao Tianyu gritted his teeth in hatred, and while Ji Lingxiao went back to the room to change clothes, he lowered his voice and said, "Do you know why you haven't ascended after so many years of practice? Because your mouth is too bad, there is no shortage of vicious dogs in the fairy world."

Brother Leng pulled his old face, and roared in a loud voice: Get out of here!

Gao Tianyu, who had successfully stimulated the dog father, was much happier, and "rolled" into the bathroom in a relaxed manner, and picked a bottle of eau de toilette suitable for dating from the shelf that had been filled with many things since he moved in.

An hour later, Gao Tianyu, who was dressed youthfully but not frivolously, stood on the small circular square outside the home city, staring blankly at the flyer that Kumamon stuffed him, on which was printed "Ai Yi" in bold and exaggerated large fonts. Reese's annual promotion" slogan.

The late autumn wind swept over the hem of Gao Tianyu's coat desolately, and there was a piece of withered and yellow fallen leaves in the wind.When Gao Tianyu came, the excited heart on the road was like a withered yellow leaf in the wind, spinning and falling to the ground, and was trampled to pieces by the waddling Kumamon.

Ji Lingxiao parked the car and came to meet Gao Tianyu at the place where Gao Tianyu got off the car. Gao Tianyu suddenly dropped the flyer, grabbed Ji Lingxiao and complained: "Uncle Ji, you lied to me!"

Ji Lingxiao bent down to pick up the flyer, held back a smile and said, "I only said you took it out to play, but I didn't say where to take you to play."

Gao Tianyu didn't dare to lose his temper, but he couldn't be more angry in his heart, so he complained to Ji Lingxiao: "Liar, promised me to go out on a date, but then I won't make an appointment after cheating me out. I wear such handsome clothes and tie so well. I also wear perfume, I must be the most handsome idiot in a radius of ten miles - you still laugh! You can actually laugh! It’s too much! I... I won’t play with you anymore!"

Ji Lingxiao quickly grabbed the injured and angry little friend Gao Tianyu, and explained: "Uncle was joking with you, okay, let's stop making trouble, let's choose a sofa first, and then I will listen to your arrangement, okay?"

Gao Tianyu frowned angrily: "What sofa to choose? It's not like there isn't one at home."

Ji Lingxiao coaxed the child and said: "The sofa at home bullies the children, we don't want it."

The kid Gao Tianyu, who slept with his neck crooked not long ago, was stunned, his brows furrowed a little, his face softened, and then he began to push forward: "The bed was also changed together, it is small and not firm, and it squeaks and messes when you roll it around. Call."

Ji Lingxiao didn't think it was necessary, so he didn't answer.He casually glanced at the leaflet in his hand, and found that it happened to be a brand that mainly sells sofas, so he took Gao Tianyu to look for it directly.

The exhibition area of ​​this brand is very large. In addition to the sofa and coffee table, beds of different specifications are also displayed.

However, there are only one or two functional sofas that Ji Lingxiao wants that can be used as a bed when they are pulled apart. The design is novel and fancy, but the practicality is not very high.

The salesperson was very enthusiastic, and he didn't have a cold face if he failed to sell. He even recommended a brand for functional sofas to Ji Lingxiao.

Ji Lingxiao thanked him and turned to look for Gao Tianyu, just as he saw him put the swiped card back into his wallet.This prodigal child took advantage of Ji Lingxiao's time to watch the sofa and ordered the most expensive double bed in the entire exhibition area. The salesperson who got a commission in the same exhibition area almost laughed crookedly. How could he be cold-hearted to Ji Lingxiao who came with him?

Ji Lingxiao looked at the upholstered leather bed that was seriously out of proportion to his small bedroom, and wondered whether to blame Gao Tianyu for his own assertion or to blame himself for negligence.Before coming in, he said to change the bed together, but he didn't stare at him.Now that the money has been paid and the address has been left, it may be very troublesome to return the product.

Forget it, let's go back and tidy up the room. It's really impossible to change the second bedroom into a study and free up the master bedroom to put this new and strong double bed.

Gao Tianyu refused to go back: "I agreed to listen to my arrangement. I don't want to go home and tidy up the room. I want a romantic date. I am so handsome in my clothes, and my tie looks so good. I also wear perfume. Now I am Fangyuan The best date in Shili. I'm not going home, I'm going on a date, I'm going on a date..."

Ji Lingxiao had a terrible headache: "Quiet, uncle's eardrums are going to be pierced by you."

Gao Tianyu turned a deaf ear and continued the COS repeater: "I want a date, I want a date, I want a date..."

Ji Lingxiao has nothing to do with this brat who keeps asking for candy until he can get it. He can only compromise again helplessly and powerlessly: "Go on an appointment after buying the sofa, and be quiet now."

Gao Tianyu finally stopped talking, and rushed to the next exhibition area with Ji Lingxiao's shoulders in his arms.Ji Lingxiao, who was disturbed by him, had no time to pay attention to how others looked at them, so as to avoid embarrassment and embarrassment.

The author has something to say: Mou: Brother Yu, you are not the most handsome fool in a radius of ten miles, you are the most noisy and chattering idiot in a radius of ten miles, Uncle Ji is about to get otitis from nagging, you can take it easy, Let's also take the warm route appropriately.

Gou Tou Yu: Get out, don't go, you silly dog!

A certain ￣□￣｜｜: Uncle Ji, what do you really like about him? ? ?