You are like a deer to the forest to me

It's no wonder that Yang Che called Gao Tianyu a silly dog, the brain circuit in his dog's head is indeed different from that of normal people.

Ji Lingxiao's various performances made him think that it would be easier for Uncle Ji to soften his heart if he was weaker, because his physical hardware did not have such conditions, so he artificially built it by accidentally falling into the water.

After running, he was kicked into the water by Yang Che. He climbed ashore and beat Yang Che in the wind. After returning to the room dripping with sweat, he hurriedly put a jar of water to cool it down. The mountain spring water soaked the back molars for more than half an hour. If it wasn't for worrying that the ice would be useless, he planned to soak it in circulating water for an hour.

After doing so wholeheartedly for a while, Gao Mougou, whose physical fitness and disease resistance are more outstanding than native dogs, finally caught a cold. The next second Xiti sneezed and sneezed, he hurriedly stretched out a dog paw to catch it. From the corner of Ji Lingxiao's clothes, he said in a voice that was deliberately lowered to look nasal: "Uncle Ji, I'm sick."

Ji Lingxiao: "...Why do you seem to be happy?"

It doesn't seem like, or very happy Gao Tianyu hurriedly covered his forehead, covering those eyebrows that are super expressive and easy to reveal his inner heart, relying on his height and length, he leaned on Ji Lingxiao's shoulder, looking weak like a frown : "My head hurts, Uncle Ji, I seem to have a fever."

Yang Chuan, who was sitting opposite Gao Tianyu, was holding a mahjong tile that he had just touched and hadn't had time to read, and looked at him hesitantly, wanting to say: Brother Yu, fever is not like this, you are so crazy .It's a bit exaggerated and ridiculous, do you want to accept it properly?

Yang Che, who was sitting at Gao Tianyu's house, pushed the cards directly, pressed his eyelids and groaned as if trying to pull out his eyeballs: "This card can't be played, Mr. Ji, please do me a favor, hurry up and take this card out." Take that hot-eyed silly dog ​​away, I'm about to go blind!"

Gao Tianyu, who was leaning on Ji Lingxiao's shoulder, gave Yang Che a hard look. This look was full of content. Simply put, it was: You can die if you don't tear down the stage?If you can die, you can die quickly!You bloody jackal!

Ji Lingxiao was forced by Gao Tianyu to participate in group activities. He is a zero-based player. Although he is a fast learner and can get the hang of it after a while, he is not interested in this leisure activity. Gao Tianyu As soon as he shouted that he was uncomfortable, he was even less interested in playing.

When the two of them went out, there was a sound of mixed joy and sorrow in the chess and card room. Yang Chuan, who left all the cards with a monotonous [-], chased to the door holding the [-] that he had finally transferred, and shouted: "Brother Yu, You give the money and then burn it? This is my first paste tonight, and it’s not easy to figure it out by myself!"

"How can there be any reason to settle accounts after playing at the poker table? A layman!" Gao Tianyu, who was leaning on Ji Lingxiao and pretending to be weak, suddenly felt worthless, and he pulled Ji Lingxiao backhand while speaking, "Uncle Ji, go, the little girl's hand is quite big , less than five hundred."

Yang Chuan held the [-] yuan in front of his chest, his small face was wrinkled like a dog's bun, with at least eighteen folds, and the folds were all regretful: "My first paste, I Is it easy for me to figure it out for myself? You guys are too bullying!"

Yang Che slowly swayed out of his trouser pocket with one hand, took out a handful of paper tickets from his trouser pocket, took his younger brother's hand and patted it in: "Brother, I did, I didn't bully you."

Yang Che was holding [-] worth [-] yuan in one hand, and the change ticket with a face value of up to [-] yuan in the other. Four folds appeared on Baozi's face: "This is the peach I bought at the foot of the mountain to get it back." The change, right? I paid for the peach money, and you said you would use your mobile phone to transfer one hundred to me later, so I put the change in your pocket."

"I buy two catties of peaches and eat them, and you need to advance the money? Are those peaches golden?"

"You don't have any cash on you. The peach seller doesn't know how to transfer money by mobile phone, so he only accepts cash."

"Oh~ I remembered, Cheng, I'll pass it on to you later." Yang Che thought he had an explanation, and walked away after speaking.

Yang Che dared to put down the [-] that was no longer valuable and chased after him, and followed his brother like a little Jingba to collect the debt: "Brother, why don't you just transfer it to me now, and later you will pay me again." forget."

Yang Che stopped and looked back at his younger brother: "Chuan'er, I'm your cousin, do you need to be so clear? Don't forget that now you eat my food, drink my food and live in mine, even the one you drive I bought the car, just for two catties of peach money, and you chase after my ass, is it appropriate for you to think about it?"

"Brother, you must speak with your conscience. Don't forget that you forced me to move here to be your old mother. I serve you all day long. I serve you and drink. If you are lazy and don't want to drive, I have to send you to work; you drink outside. Too much, the driver can’t handle it, no matter what time it is, I have to get up to pick you up; if you are in a bad mood, you will get angry at me and you when you come back. If you are wronged for a while, you will start cursing, and if you piss and slap you." Two catties of peach money lead to two hundred catties of grievances, and the little pony who has been enslaved and oppressed for a long time is a little bit unstoppable, and the more he talks, the more he feels. Uncomfortable, I feel that my life is not easy, and the circles of my eyes can't help but turn red, "Honestly, if you weren't my cousin, I would have given up the pick a long time ago, and I wouldn't wait for you if I paid [-] yuan a month." .”

The accused Yang Che didn't get angry, but his reaction made it even harder for Yang Chuan to accept. Surprise and suspicion of "Is this person you're talking about?" was written all over his face, and then he asked with a shy face up.

Yang Chuan, who had been beaten up since he was a child, really didn't have the guts to beat him up, otherwise he would have to give him a big mouthful, and asked him as he smoked, "How unconscious are you? How do you feel when you bully me like this?" None! Do you have any face? Do you have a heart? Even if you don’t have a conscience, even if you pretend to be a pig in the water, it should hurt to bully me like this? Are you worse than a pig? I In my previous life, I lacked great virtues, but in this life, I have a brother like you? Did I dig your ancestral grave?!!"

Yang Che blinked, and patted his little cousin with red eye circles and sniffing nose like a puppy: "Why do you still call yourself crying? All right, let's treat it as the truth, brother Notice."

"What does it mean to treat what I said as the real thing? That is the real thing. I really sometimes feel that I offended the judge when I was reincarnated." The golden bean in Yang Chuan's eyes finally fell, isn't it? What was wronged was that the wicked brother was so angry that he cried.

Yang Che stared at him: "Isn't it over for you? What are you peeing here at night? Go back to sleep!"

Facts have proved that Yang Chuan did not exaggerate, this guy was really a fool, so he was coaxed, and he started scolding when he was not coaxed well.

Ji Lingxiao returned to the small courtyard with the antipyretic stickers and cold medicines he asked for from the guest room department, and before entering the door, he heard Gao Tianyu's angry voice of driving away: "Don't dawdle, leave quickly!"

Yang Chuan sniffed and said, "Don't you have a vacant room here? Just borrow it for me for a night. My brother is so annoying, I can't stay with him now, I'm afraid I'll have a cerebral hemorrhage."

Gao Tianyu: "It's not just a matter of a day or two for him to be angry, aren't you used to it?"

Yang Chuan: "When negative emotions accumulate to a certain level, I will explode."

Gao Tianyu said contemptuously: "Taking it off by running away from home, you really have a temper."

Yang Chuan said aggrievedly, "I can't beat him. If I had such brutal biceps as you, I would have beaten him to tears."

When Ji Lingxiao pushed open the door, Gao Tianyu was raising his arms to see if his biceps were as vicious as Yang Chuan said.

As soon as Ji Lingxiao showed up, Gao Tianyu immediately put down his arms and leaned back on the sofa, and said weakly: "Uncle Ji, why did you come back? My head hurts even more."

Yang Chuan: "..." Just do your best when you act, is this horrible acting a joke?

To Yang Chuan's admiration, Ji Lingxiao walked up to Gao Tianyu as if nothing had happened, leaned over and touched his forehead, then tore off a piece of blue antipyretic sticker, and stuck it on the pretendingly weak dog's head.

Ji Lingxiao turned around to pour water, Gao Tianyu immediately raised his dog's head, and stared at Yang Chuan: "Look at Mao, get out of here!"

Ji Lingxiao turned around and came back, holding a glass of white water and a glass of juice in his hand. The juice was given to Yang Chuan, signaling him to help himself, then soaked a pack of banlangen in white water, picked out a cold medicine, and handed it to Gao Tianyu, saying: " The acetaminophen tablets are bitter, so you should take this."

Yang Chuan: "..." What's the matter with this flat and warm tone?Well, should I just walk away quietly?

The author has something to say: sooner or later Goutouyu will laugh to death, he is so cute that I laugh.It's okay to take Xiao Maju and Brother Jack alone, but it makes me laugh when they are put together.To be honest, now I don’t care how much this article has been collected, I’m even happier, hahahahaha hiccup every day.