You are like a deer to the forest to me
Chapter 13 Say a Paw
Yang Chuan is a pony with a gentle personality but still yearns for the grassland in his heart. Others worry about whether they can be admitted to the college they want when they fill out the college entrance examination, but he struggles with filling out the college entrance exam. Many, where should I choose to run for four years?
Later, he carried his beloved little guitar and came to this city with beautiful mountains and rivers, outstanding people, and beyond the reach of his parents. The point is that it is said that you can meet beautiful sisters when you go out and drink a bottle of soy sauce.Then he started crying, even a shit who goes out to play soy sauce can meet beautiful women!He has been here for three years and is still a naked bachelor.
What's even more tragic is that just this spring, his second uncle actually opened the company here, and when he urinated, he was treated like a little kid, a backer, a little donkey, and a wrong brother. The wicked cousin came here with a whip, Then his life became like this-
Chuan'er, help me find a house.
Chuan'er, help me find a housekeeper.
Chuan'er, help my brother change to a housekeeper who doesn't live in the house.
Chuan'er, you can move here and live with my brother so that we can take care of each other.No shit!Move here quickly, don't make me troublesome!
Chuan'er, help me tidy up the cloakroom, and shine those worn-out shoes by the way.
Chuan'er, go to the supermarket after class and buy some mutton. Let's have hot pot at home in the evening.
Yang Xiaochuaner, take your broken cat away, sneak into my cloakroom all day long, and rub my clothes with hair!
Chuan'er, are you still wronged?Brother was in a bad mood yesterday, I didn't intend to vent my anger on you.My brother apologizes to you, I will take you out to play tomorrow.
Yang Xiaochuan, you are not finished, are you?Try peeing again!Hold back for me!Hurry up and pack my clothes, and don't forget to bring me a toothbrush, I'm not used to disposable ones, they prick my mouth.
Yang Chuan tidied up his things aggrievedly while slandering: "Your broken mouth is useless other than scolding me and ordering me around. It's better if it leaks."
Holding the electric toothbrush and biting my teeth for a long time, I finally threw it into the laundry bag. The child who was beaten up at a young age can't afford to be hurt!
Now, on the way to accompany his brother under orders, Yang Chuan received a new instruction. His brother said that he didn't need to go to the lake, but went back to the small yard where they lived and had a rest.
Yang Chuan said: "I'm not tired, I want to go shopping for a while."
Yang Che said: "You are tired, come back quickly."
Yang Chuan said: "Brother Leng, let's go back, my brother said I'm tired."
Brother Leng: ...
Yang Chuan first sent Brother Leng back to the small courtyard where Gao Tianyu and Ji Lingxiao were staying. When he came out, he happened to meet Yang Che who had just run back from the lake.
The two brothers went back to the residence together. Yang Che, who was sweating all over from running, kicked on his shoes, took off his socks, and walked into the bathroom with his slippers on.
Come on, let's learn to call each other together, let's——
"Chuan'er, help me get a bath towel."
"Chuan'er, get me some clean clothes."
"Chuan'er, you forgot to take your underwear."
"Chuan'er, is that a silly dog knocking on the door? Don't let him in!"
Yang Chuan who had already opened the door: "..."
Gao Tianyu took the opportunity to squeeze in: "It's late."
Yang Che who was stuck in the bathroom: "Yang Chuan, who told you to let him in?! Do you want to see your brother beaten to death? Throw him out!"
Yang Chuan, who pushed Gao Tianyu's chest out, was startled when he heard the words, and then lowered his voice and said, "Wait a minute, Brother Yu, I have a question to ask you."
Gao Tianyu said impatiently, "Say."
Yang Chuan whispered: "If there is an opportunity for your dream to come true, what will you do?"
Gao Tianyu looked down at the foal, who had been enslaved for a long time, and lowered the volume cooperatively. His deep voice was very enticing: "Catch it, don't miss it."
Yang Chuan was both moved and entangled and asked again: "What if the price of dreaming comes true is being beaten to death?"
"People are mortal, and it is better to die after fulfilling one's wish than to die with hatred." Gao Tianyu, who was wet and gloomy, looked like a ghost who had just crawled out of hell, and his smirk was particularly eerie, "What do you think?"
Yang Chuan: "...!"
When Ji Lingxiao hurried over, the little pony squatted like a mushroom under the fence covered with vine roses, muttering: "I will die, either by my brother or Yu brother, sooner or later I'm going to die..." Looking up suddenly, I saw Ji Lingxiao approaching in a hurry, and immediately rushed to hug my thigh as if seeing a life-saving straw, "Mr. My friend, I don't want to die young, I haven't lived enough!"
"Let go of me first, and speak slowly if you have something to say." Ji Lingxiao is still not used to physical contact with living people other than Gao Tianyu, and immediately retreats in a hurry, "Let go, what's wrong with you kid..."
Gao Tianyu, who was chasing Yang Che in the yard, turned into a guard dog in an instant, jumped out, grabbed Yang Chuan's small neck and threw it back, then embraced Ji Lingxiao who was almost brought down, hugged him in his arms, patted and comforted him : "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll beat him to death for you, it won't be scary after death."
Yang Chuan who was thrown out and fell to the ground: "...?!"
What does it mean that death is not scary?What kind of consolation is this? !
Ji Lingxiao hurriedly said: "It's none of his business, it's me making a fuss out of a molehill, don't blame him, let's go back."
When he was dragged away by Ji Lingxiao who was worried that he would anger Yang Chuan, Gao Tianyu turned his head and looked at Yang Chuan.
This warning look was more deterrent than his threat to kill Yang Chuan. Yang Chuan felt a chill rush from the tailbone to his back, and the hair on the back of his neck exploded.
This is the legendary wolf Gu Zhixiang, right? !
This is Brother Yu's real attribute, right? ! !
The little pony, who was belatedly aware of it, was caressing the frightened pony mane on the back of his neck, while tearing off the wrong label his cousin put on his brother Yu.Those who are simple-minded, heartless, and stupid are all deceiving children.Brother Yu is a big bad wolf disguised as a big dog. He is super stingy in protecting his shortcomings and food. He treats Teacher Ji as his personal property. If anyone touches him, he will show his ferocious face and eat children.
With a snap, the shoulders were buckled, and the little pony, full of thoughts about how ferocious the big bad wolf is, immediately thought of the wolf shouldering, and the pony's mane, which had just been smoothed, stood up for the second time, and at the same time, it remembered a certain storyteller My admonition: Wolf shoulders, don't look back.
"Yang Xiaochuaner." The eerie call.
The master also said: Don't answer when ghosts call their names.
"Yang Xiaochuan!" Sen Leng even lowered his voice.
The gentleman also said, let’s talk about it, what’s wrong with hearing about books?run!
The little pony jumped up, didn't notice the hoof tripping rope (Jackal's foot stretched out at the right time), fell to the ground with a thud, and was dragged into the yard by the back of its neck.
"Brother, I was wrong, please forgive me."
"Why? Are you Chang'e? You are so beautiful!"
"I'm your brother, I'm your cousin!"
"So what? Cao Pi and Cao Zhi are closer, and Cao Zhi was forced to write poems in seven steps."
"Poetry is not done in vain, Cao Pi did not kill Cao Zhi, Cao Zhi died of illness, and died of depression."
"Succeed, brother will try to make you die of depression too."
"No! Help! Mom, I don't want the grassland anymore, I want to go home, I want to go home!"
For the goose stew that he ate at night, Yang Che had a big appetite, and he only picked goose legs to eat. He didn't know if he wanted to take revenge on the big goose that made him lose his shoes, or beat his younger brother to make him hungry.
Yang Chuan hadn't recovered from the emotion of being beaten, he only ate food and didn't eat vegetables, and he was so emotional that he was so cowardly.
Yang Che kicked him across the table, threw a chopsticks of steamed meat into his bowl, and scolded, "Eat well!"
Even if Yang Chuan's emotions were over, he obediently ate his meal, saw his brother's chopsticks circle around the shrimp plate and put them back, and muttered, "I really should hang a big pancake around your neck." "Helped peel the shrimp.
"As far as your brother's stinky body is concerned, more than half of it is caused by your family. Tell me that you don't need to worry about him. If you want to eat it, you can peel it yourself. If you don't eat it, you can save it." The shrimp meat was put into Ji Lingxiao's bowl, "Try this shrimp, if you like it, let's bring a box when we go back."
Yang Che retorted: "I'm lazy at most, unlike you, as if I haven't seen a wife in a few lifetimes, tell the truth, have you been scared of being single in your previous life?"
Gao Tianyu: "Go to hell!"
Yang Che laughed: "Uncle Ji, don't you want to say something?"
Ji Lingxiao was embarrassed and had a headache: "Eat, don't talk."
Later, he carried his beloved little guitar and came to this city with beautiful mountains and rivers, outstanding people, and beyond the reach of his parents. The point is that it is said that you can meet beautiful sisters when you go out and drink a bottle of soy sauce.Then he started crying, even a shit who goes out to play soy sauce can meet beautiful women!He has been here for three years and is still a naked bachelor.
What's even more tragic is that just this spring, his second uncle actually opened the company here, and when he urinated, he was treated like a little kid, a backer, a little donkey, and a wrong brother. The wicked cousin came here with a whip, Then his life became like this-
Chuan'er, help me find a house.
Chuan'er, help me find a housekeeper.
Chuan'er, help my brother change to a housekeeper who doesn't live in the house.
Chuan'er, you can move here and live with my brother so that we can take care of each other.No shit!Move here quickly, don't make me troublesome!
Chuan'er, help me tidy up the cloakroom, and shine those worn-out shoes by the way.
Chuan'er, go to the supermarket after class and buy some mutton. Let's have hot pot at home in the evening.
Yang Xiaochuaner, take your broken cat away, sneak into my cloakroom all day long, and rub my clothes with hair!
Chuan'er, are you still wronged?Brother was in a bad mood yesterday, I didn't intend to vent my anger on you.My brother apologizes to you, I will take you out to play tomorrow.
Yang Xiaochuan, you are not finished, are you?Try peeing again!Hold back for me!Hurry up and pack my clothes, and don't forget to bring me a toothbrush, I'm not used to disposable ones, they prick my mouth.
Yang Chuan tidied up his things aggrievedly while slandering: "Your broken mouth is useless other than scolding me and ordering me around. It's better if it leaks."
Holding the electric toothbrush and biting my teeth for a long time, I finally threw it into the laundry bag. The child who was beaten up at a young age can't afford to be hurt!
Now, on the way to accompany his brother under orders, Yang Chuan received a new instruction. His brother said that he didn't need to go to the lake, but went back to the small yard where they lived and had a rest.
Yang Chuan said: "I'm not tired, I want to go shopping for a while."
Yang Che said: "You are tired, come back quickly."
Yang Chuan said: "Brother Leng, let's go back, my brother said I'm tired."
Brother Leng: ...
Yang Chuan first sent Brother Leng back to the small courtyard where Gao Tianyu and Ji Lingxiao were staying. When he came out, he happened to meet Yang Che who had just run back from the lake.
The two brothers went back to the residence together. Yang Che, who was sweating all over from running, kicked on his shoes, took off his socks, and walked into the bathroom with his slippers on.
Come on, let's learn to call each other together, let's——
"Chuan'er, help me get a bath towel."
"Chuan'er, get me some clean clothes."
"Chuan'er, you forgot to take your underwear."
"Chuan'er, is that a silly dog knocking on the door? Don't let him in!"
Yang Chuan who had already opened the door: "..."
Gao Tianyu took the opportunity to squeeze in: "It's late."
Yang Che who was stuck in the bathroom: "Yang Chuan, who told you to let him in?! Do you want to see your brother beaten to death? Throw him out!"
Yang Chuan, who pushed Gao Tianyu's chest out, was startled when he heard the words, and then lowered his voice and said, "Wait a minute, Brother Yu, I have a question to ask you."
Gao Tianyu said impatiently, "Say."
Yang Chuan whispered: "If there is an opportunity for your dream to come true, what will you do?"
Gao Tianyu looked down at the foal, who had been enslaved for a long time, and lowered the volume cooperatively. His deep voice was very enticing: "Catch it, don't miss it."
Yang Chuan was both moved and entangled and asked again: "What if the price of dreaming comes true is being beaten to death?"
"People are mortal, and it is better to die after fulfilling one's wish than to die with hatred." Gao Tianyu, who was wet and gloomy, looked like a ghost who had just crawled out of hell, and his smirk was particularly eerie, "What do you think?"
Yang Chuan: "...!"
When Ji Lingxiao hurried over, the little pony squatted like a mushroom under the fence covered with vine roses, muttering: "I will die, either by my brother or Yu brother, sooner or later I'm going to die..." Looking up suddenly, I saw Ji Lingxiao approaching in a hurry, and immediately rushed to hug my thigh as if seeing a life-saving straw, "Mr. My friend, I don't want to die young, I haven't lived enough!"
"Let go of me first, and speak slowly if you have something to say." Ji Lingxiao is still not used to physical contact with living people other than Gao Tianyu, and immediately retreats in a hurry, "Let go, what's wrong with you kid..."
Gao Tianyu, who was chasing Yang Che in the yard, turned into a guard dog in an instant, jumped out, grabbed Yang Chuan's small neck and threw it back, then embraced Ji Lingxiao who was almost brought down, hugged him in his arms, patted and comforted him : "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll beat him to death for you, it won't be scary after death."
Yang Chuan who was thrown out and fell to the ground: "...?!"
What does it mean that death is not scary?What kind of consolation is this? !
Ji Lingxiao hurriedly said: "It's none of his business, it's me making a fuss out of a molehill, don't blame him, let's go back."
When he was dragged away by Ji Lingxiao who was worried that he would anger Yang Chuan, Gao Tianyu turned his head and looked at Yang Chuan.
This warning look was more deterrent than his threat to kill Yang Chuan. Yang Chuan felt a chill rush from the tailbone to his back, and the hair on the back of his neck exploded.
This is the legendary wolf Gu Zhixiang, right? !
This is Brother Yu's real attribute, right? ! !
The little pony, who was belatedly aware of it, was caressing the frightened pony mane on the back of his neck, while tearing off the wrong label his cousin put on his brother Yu.Those who are simple-minded, heartless, and stupid are all deceiving children.Brother Yu is a big bad wolf disguised as a big dog. He is super stingy in protecting his shortcomings and food. He treats Teacher Ji as his personal property. If anyone touches him, he will show his ferocious face and eat children.
With a snap, the shoulders were buckled, and the little pony, full of thoughts about how ferocious the big bad wolf is, immediately thought of the wolf shouldering, and the pony's mane, which had just been smoothed, stood up for the second time, and at the same time, it remembered a certain storyteller My admonition: Wolf shoulders, don't look back.
"Yang Xiaochuaner." The eerie call.
The master also said: Don't answer when ghosts call their names.
"Yang Xiaochuan!" Sen Leng even lowered his voice.
The gentleman also said, let’s talk about it, what’s wrong with hearing about books?run!
The little pony jumped up, didn't notice the hoof tripping rope (Jackal's foot stretched out at the right time), fell to the ground with a thud, and was dragged into the yard by the back of its neck.
"Brother, I was wrong, please forgive me."
"Why? Are you Chang'e? You are so beautiful!"
"I'm your brother, I'm your cousin!"
"So what? Cao Pi and Cao Zhi are closer, and Cao Zhi was forced to write poems in seven steps."
"Poetry is not done in vain, Cao Pi did not kill Cao Zhi, Cao Zhi died of illness, and died of depression."
"Succeed, brother will try to make you die of depression too."
"No! Help! Mom, I don't want the grassland anymore, I want to go home, I want to go home!"
For the goose stew that he ate at night, Yang Che had a big appetite, and he only picked goose legs to eat. He didn't know if he wanted to take revenge on the big goose that made him lose his shoes, or beat his younger brother to make him hungry.
Yang Chuan hadn't recovered from the emotion of being beaten, he only ate food and didn't eat vegetables, and he was so emotional that he was so cowardly.
Yang Che kicked him across the table, threw a chopsticks of steamed meat into his bowl, and scolded, "Eat well!"
Even if Yang Chuan's emotions were over, he obediently ate his meal, saw his brother's chopsticks circle around the shrimp plate and put them back, and muttered, "I really should hang a big pancake around your neck." "Helped peel the shrimp.
"As far as your brother's stinky body is concerned, more than half of it is caused by your family. Tell me that you don't need to worry about him. If you want to eat it, you can peel it yourself. If you don't eat it, you can save it." The shrimp meat was put into Ji Lingxiao's bowl, "Try this shrimp, if you like it, let's bring a box when we go back."
Yang Che retorted: "I'm lazy at most, unlike you, as if I haven't seen a wife in a few lifetimes, tell the truth, have you been scared of being single in your previous life?"
Gao Tianyu: "Go to hell!"
Yang Che laughed: "Uncle Ji, don't you want to say something?"
Ji Lingxiao was embarrassed and had a headache: "Eat, don't talk."
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