[The Hobbit] Don't take a penny, take home a national treasure

I had a dream, and of course the main character in the dream was not only me, but also Xiao Yezi, hehehehehe, and King Se.I dreamed about when Xiaolulu was a child, and I think this dream must be a derivative product of my brainstorming, because I dreamed that the king had a bottle in one hand and a diaper in the other, and he was carrying a little leaf on his back. The red fruit tree branch crown was kicked by the son and flew out.

Xiao Yezi, who was still babbling and learning to walk when he was a child, and King Se, who was walking behind his son holding wine in one hand and silently supporting him with the other hand, are really funny and warm pictures.You are so versatile when you are both a father and a mother. On behalf of all the female compatriots, I give a thumbs up.When I woke up from the dream, I was still smirking. Looking at the big horned deer who came to lick me, I also licked it back in a very good mood.

The cub brought me an apple, but I still smirked and took it and started to eat it, what should I do!Even if it’s just a dream in my head, I’m a nympho and happy. I think I was sleeping at home and dreamed that the former male god Wu Yan X winked at me. I have enough battery for a whole day, let alone I dreamed Elf father and son, simply!

"Silly what?"

The back of the head was pushed, and when I looked back, it was Xiao Lulu who likes to sneak up on me from behind, which is one of the protagonists in my dream.Today, I am still dazzled by Legolas. Looking at this slender body, long legs, small waist and long arms, it is far from the appearance of the dumpling I imagined when I was a child.Xiao Yezi must have been very cute when she was a child. I imagined the appearance of Orlando's son, and then nodded with some comfort.

Wouldn't it be better if I traveled here when he was still young?Can you cultivate feelings more?I can even babysit Seddy for free!Help him take care of the elf pups!Thinking of the elf prince who is like a dumpling, my blood spurts!Although it is said that after growing up, she will exude charm in various ways, but when she was young, she also had a special flavor.

"You look at my eyes full of sorrow, I don't think I have deducted your breakfast?" Legolas, who noticed my gaze, moved closer to me and sat down beside me.

Really not, you have always provided me with good food and drink, although you have not given up the idea of ​​using me as a mount, but you are very kind to me, I just suddenly wish to meet you when I was a child!I really wish I could meet you like Xiaotuanzi sooner.I thought about it and expressed my thoughts.

"Xiaolu, no, Xiaotian, no, Your Highness, I was thinking, if I could meet you when you were very young, maybe it would be more interesting?"

Little Green Leaf couldn't help but Pian Pianzui looked incomprehensible, and taunted: "What's so funny about this, I couldn't save you from the spiders at that time, and I couldn't patrol, and I probably needed ada to support me when I walked. , how good it is now."

"Maybe at that time, if you can show your cuteness to spiders, they will be killed by you." I suggested so seriously.

"..."

"Okay, I'm just kidding, I just think it would be nice if I could meet you guys sooner, it might be fun! I can grow up with you!" Yes, at that time I would use Polaroid I have to take cute pictures full of the palace, I guess Seddy will paste the pictures all over his bedroom.

Xiaoye Ye's thick long eyelashes trembled, and then he put his hand on the top of my head and rubbed it back and forth several times, his tone suddenly softened, and the eyes that looked at me were much gentler, he said: "But now I can accompany you As you grow up, elves live forever, and I have plenty of time."

I stared blankly at Legolas who said these words. Time seemed to freeze at this moment. I could see the rainbow bubbles flying in front of me. My little leaf!If you have a crush on me, we will be together!Why bother unrequited love!Oh no, maybe Seddy would be even more inaccurate...how miserable, oh Romeo~~~

"When you grow up, I can ride you to fight spiders."

Before I recovered from being moved, Legolas added something quickly, I didn't know what expression to use to face him for a moment, it deserves that Tauriel was successfully held by Kili!You idiot idiot idiot!

The cold leaves are drifting all over my face~ The leaf idiot breaks my heart~ What you say is like an ice pick piercing into my heart~~ Xiaopang is really hurt~~~~~

"Come on, I've decided to train you well from now on, that's right, so that you can become powerful, and you don't have to be afraid of those spiders." Legolas looked at me with bright eyes.

"Xiaolu, no, Xiaotian, no, Your Highness, I don't think my size is directly proportional to the size of the spider. They have long legs and I am short. It is very disadvantageous to fight like this."

"I will teach you how to use the bow and arrow, and I will teach you all my skills."

"..." I imagined a panda that is good at fighting in a certain movie. Could it be that I will become a generation of heroes?Seeing that he is so active, I can't bear to interrupt, but there is still a very real problem. I can't stand on two feet and walk for a long time. After all, I mainly walk with my limbs. If I really want to shoot an arrow, I have to learn Walk upright.I said deeply: "Your Highness, first of all, you have to let me learn to walk upright, yes, just like you."

"Okay, let's start with the simplest one first, I am full of confidence in Xiaopang."

Therefore, the schedule of creating a Kung Fu Panda was brought forward. Later, Xiao Ye Zi really managed to come to see me every day, and every time he had to stand up to show him, from the first 5 minutes to the next half an hour, although the author A few words may explain very briefly, but this is all paid a lot of my blood and tears!Painful realization?

I think if I can walk upright in the panda state in the future, I can probably switch between various things, crawling and running, walking straight, whatever I want.

Today I was working very hard to hold the big tree to maintain my upright shape. These days of devil training did not make me lose weight, because the things Legolas fed me were more nutritious.My legs were sore and numb, but I was still motionless. Just when I couldn't help but want to take a break secretly, I saw a tall figure coming from the gate of the garden.

Oh, my sweet beauty, what brings you here today?

The king looked at me standing on two feet facing him, he tilted his head slightly, his long hair like a waterfall poured down on his shoulders, his robe fluttered, and he stopped a few meters in front of me.

"Legolas said that you have made great progress recently, and I think he is right. But I think you are reluctant, just like asking us elves to have hands and feet and use them to walk. If you don't like it, you should refuse Legolas Lars, even though you are his pet, it doesn't mean we can deprive you of your happiness."

Didn't expect the king to come to enlighten me!Because I couldn't bear to tell my son, so I came here to save the country?I shook my legs and changed my posture to stand, "Actually, it was quite uncomfortable at first, but I think I should be different from ordinary pandas. In my heart, I still want to see if I can walk upright. I want to challenge myself." Try! And the prince said that he would teach me everything he knows. I am very happy. Although my body shape may not be suitable for playing bows and arrows, I should be able to use daggers or something? Anyway, how about not trying to learn? , King, if I had to find a word to describe me now, it should be pain and happiness! Isn’t it great to live with expectations and hard work!”

"If this is the case, then I can only wish you to reach above the standard as soon as possible. He still has high hopes for you."

The king who said such cold words of encouragement is also cute. I looked at him with a smile, and looked at him eagerly and said, "What about you? Do you have any expectations for me?"

Hearing this, Thranduil raised one side of his brow, and stared at me for a few seconds. I was twitched by the stare, I don't know that the black king's eyebrows can peel apples!After a while, he spoke lightly.

"Don't embarrass the jungle, make him happy."

You really have been concentrating on control for hundreds of years. After Messer finished speaking, he went to inspect his big-horned deer. A group of old, middle-aged and young big-horned deer surrounded him. This picture is not so beautiful at 01:30, no, no, I I can't steal | spy on the king anymore!No, no, I don't see the king very often, I should seize the opportunity to rape him!

Thinking of this, while maintaining a standing posture, I took out my Polaroid and silently chose an angle to take a picture.

The good times always pass quickly. The king left after the big-horned deer. At that moment, I really wanted to become a big-horned deer!I folded the photo of the king and put it on the bottom layer of the fabric laid out in my nest. Every day when I sleep, I sleep on the body of the king, Xiaolulu, Tao Ruier and various supermodel elves. Thinking about it is happiness! ! !

I also have good news, I actually stayed standing for over an hour, which is a good result.Little Green Leaf will be very happy to know. After Little Leaf started to focus on cultivating me, he would find time to come to the garden every day, either urging me to exercise and walk or feeding me along with my hair. I think he has also begun to ask a qualified shovel. approached.

But I always feel that Xiao Yezi's focus is a little bit off. Sometimes he even sacrifices the time alone with Taurier to drill me. This is really not a good phenomenon. I can't spoil it. Yes, Otherwise, the author will obliterate me, but I can give a side-by-side reminder, depending on whether the other party will be enlightened.At that time, Kili and Taurier fell in love with each other at the first sight, and he was the one who felt stuck.

In the evening, Comrade Ye Zi put down Tao Ruier again and came to look for me. I feel sad. If you like me, I will hold hands with you. Guest Ye Zi, but your goddess is Tao Ruier. Before you establish a relationship, you should have sense of crisis.

"Xiao Tian, ​​no, Your Highness, I will finish my exercise on time. You don't need to check every day. I think you should spend more time with Taurier. You can check every few days. I believe you In time, you will find that I have improved even more."

"I'm with her every day, but I'm also very concerned about your progress."

"The progress is not as important as falling in love!!!" I rushed over and hugged his calf and shook him for a while, but he didn't move at all.

Hearing what I said, Xiao Yezi coughed dryly a few times, he knelt down and pushed my paws away, and while pulling my ears, he muttered to himself like a girl. "Dating? No, no, Tao Ruier and I are just patrolling together. Although I am very close to her, we often go hunting, patrolling, having banquets and activities together. I have to admit that she is beautiful, powerful, and Competent, beautiful, smart, and assertive..."

Wake up stupid prince, you repeated it!Even if you have a crush on it, your father will be more upset, why do you want to deny it!

Letting Legolas grab my ear to express my youthful feelings, I put one paw on his knee, and when he squatted down and huddled up, his long pale golden hair fell down, and his tiny The braids rested on my chest, and I couldn't resist touching it with my other paw.Touching his braids, he didn't kick me away, so I became more courageous and started to seduce | him.

"Your Highness, if you like it, go after it boldly. It's impossible to keep standing still! If you don't put it in your own bowl, the meat will fly into someone else's bowl!"

"I don't think anyone else would dare to take that piece of meat. She is stronger than many male elves."

"Ahem! There will always be someone who can make her gentle, maybe it hasn't appeared yet, but you can be that person, why don't you!" What kind of dismissive expression do you have!How sorry are you for making me so hard, Kili!My behavior is to dip the pig cage!

"You seem to care too much about black and white fat man. I'm going to accept your training results today. Let's put Tauriel's affairs aside for now." Pushing away my claws playing with his braids, Legolas put on a pretty face Forcibly change the subject.

"Your Highness, you are so blunt in changing the subject."

"Shut up." He picked me up and dangled.

Looking at his deep eyebrows, I was once again defeated by the beauty, well, little leaf, if that day really comes, I will definitely not be stingy with my arms, you can lovelorn you as much as you want Weeping in my arms.

The author has something to say: what happened in the last chapter, and the message has dropped sharply, which makes me very overwhelmed QAQ

It's time for me to consider harming others, such as Brother Si Mao, such as Uncle Dwarf, such as Bud, the dragon slayer in Changhu Town~ This article has been destroyed and spoofed, so let's add more [Hey]

The heroine will turn into a human, and she will always maintain the appearance of a panda. This is her setting, and she cannot escape!There are other settings, which will be shown in the text one by one in the future, if I don't have any tricks.As for the heroine, let's see who interacts with her the most and makes your heart itch...

Aww, baby, you threw mine again, thank you for your great support!Very touching!

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