After the Failed Assassination[Transmigration Book]

He was thinking about this, but Zhang Yun was worrying about another thing, which was the twelve Shanyin armored beasts that owed the system at that time.

Although the head of the Mingyin sect sneaked into the beggar gang, he still kept his promise. In less than half a month, he sent someone to bring him six Shanyin armored beasts.

These six armored beasts are covered with carapaces, they don't even show their hands and feet, they don't look like living things, but like six balls, but upon listening carefully, there are whistling sounds, like babies.

Zhang Yun couldn't see through the mystery, so he called out the system and asked, "What do you want this thing for?"

The system said: "I have a great use, children should not ask questions."

Zhang Yundao: "There are still six missing. The more clearly you explain, the easier it is for me to find them for you."

The system thought for a while, and replied: "I need to refine the earth yin/essence in it to nourish myself."

Zhang Yun was puzzled: "You have a body with a system? Why have I never seen it before?"

The system said: "Not yet, but as long as I absorb enough earth yin/essence, I can transform into form."

Zhang Yun asked: "Transfiguration? What's the use of your transformation?"

The system airway: "I'll hit you, why can't I change form?"

Zhang Yun said sincerely, "I'm curious."

The system said: "I stay in this world every day. I can't do anything except take care of you. If I have a body, I can also eat delicious food and drink spicy food. How interesting it is."

Zhang Yun thought about it and shook his head: "No, didn't you say that if I die, the world will be 'clicked'? Then if I accidentally die, your efforts to transform into form will be in vain gone?"

The system said: "That's because you misremembered. Let me reiterate, your death has no effect on me. The thing that will cause the world to be 'clicked' is that you can't find a partner even though you are alive, understand? Our daughter We don't discriminate against dead people, we discriminate against single dogs."

Zhang Yun was speechless, this discrimination is too heartbreaking, right?Thinking back to when he was alive, he didn’t have a girlfriend. Those bastards in the dormitory brought their girls to him every day to show off their affection. They wished to celebrate Qingming Festival as Valentine’s Day. Why is the world so hostile to single dogs?

The system said: "But you don't have to be too desperate. I see that you are still enlightened. You are so flexible. I am very optimistic about you. Even if you have never been in a relationship before, I can guide you hand in hand. I will not let you lose in the battle." On the starting line."

Zhang Yun thought over and over again, and decided to tell the truth, embarrassedly said: "Actually, I..."

System: "Huh?"

Zhang Yun hesitated, and finally finished speaking: "Actually, I...I don't want to fall in love."

System: "Huh?"

The system is a bit confused.The system said: "No...you don't want to fall in love, what kind of harem literature do you go to the female channel to read? Aren't you hurting me?"

Zhang Yun said: "It's because I don't talk about it that I like reading articles. You don't even understand this?"

The system was silent for a while, and said, "That's true."

The system said angrily: "Then you still wanted to kill Ruan Yanjun's concubine who occupied him?!"

Zhang Yun also said angrily: "Isn't that just thinking about it! How could an otaku really do such a thing! YY, do you understand, YY!"

Although the system is invisible and has no brains, it feels a particularly headache now. The so-called phantom limb pain is probably this feeling.After thinking about it, it felt that it couldn't figure it out. It wanted to beat Zhang Yun on the ground. If it had hands and feet, it would definitely do this. When it thought that it couldn't beat him up, it became even angrier. .

The system thought about it, and began to cry.

While crying, it thought: Why am I so unfortunate?Why are the protagonists assigned by other systems so cute and clever?You don't need to be told, you will go to pick up girls and catch girls automatically, why is it a single person who is given to it?Why doesn't someone like this get sent to "X Road Fighter"?

The sound of it crying was particularly unpleasant and noisy, and it directly affected Zhang Yun's brain waves, so he couldn't help but cry, making Zhang Yun dizzy.The system has always had a neutral voice, and no male or female can be identified. Seeing it crying like this, Zhang Yun thought to himself: Could it be a cute girl?No, isn't it very happy when I call it uncle?

After thinking about it, I shook my head, what kind of gender can a system have, I really think too much.Zhang Yundao: "Don't be so desperate. Although I say this now, I don't know what will happen in the future. My mother's generation likes to say that, 'Don't look at you now, you will want to get married when you grow up. ', 'Don't think you don't like children now, you will like them when you grow up', although I have never understood the reason, but if you think this way, at least you have something to look forward to, don't you?"

The system whimpered twice more, and said choked up, "You're right."

Zhang Yun said: "Tell me about the Shanyin Armored Beast first. Where can I find it? What should I pay attention to? Are there any taboos?"

The system said: "Oh. This kind of thing is a bit like Monkey King. He has no parents and is born with a long life. Most of them are born in the most yin place. Over the years, the absorbed yin energy is gradually transformed into pure earth yin/essence qi in the body. You Look for it in a particularly cloudy place, and if you search a few times, you should be able to find it."

Zhang Yun nodded and said, "I see. I'll find it for you when I get more proficient in swordsmanship."

The system agreed and was about to go offline when something suddenly occurred to me: "I forgot to tell you, congratulations, because you and Ruan Yanjun shared weal and woe, the other party was greatly touched, and the favorability between you two suddenly increased by 100."

Zhang Yun didn't quite understand: "What is the concept of 100?"

The system chuckled and said, "Don't underestimate the 100. When it rises to 300, you can light up the red heart. Do you know what it means to light up the red heart? That's the author's stamped love relationship!"

Zhang Yun was surprised: "What? You are not mistaken, am I not reading a romance article? Isn't the romance article only about dogs and men! Why is he also the target of the strategy!"

The system smiled treacherously again: "You don't understand this, right? Green Ding Ding has two main boards, one is dedicated to dogs and men, and the other is dedicated to dogs and men, but the boards are dead, and the text is alive. It’s not impossible to half-change your sexual orientation, although it is certain that you will be scolded to death, but who told you to read this article so that the author is so unscrupulous?”

The shock in Zhang Yun's heart is indescribable: "This is fucking okay?!"

Zhang Yun repeatedly thought about the number 300, and always felt that something was about to come out. Suddenly, his heart shook, and he asked, "Wait, what about the meeting of thousands of miles?"

The system clicked twice, admiring his reaction speed: "That's right, the rendezvous of thousands of miles is only used between lovers."

Zhang Yun shouted: "What? Why didn't you say it earlier!"

The system said confidently: "You didn't ask!"

Zhang Yun's face was pale, no wonder when the two just came back, he told Ruan Yanjun about the fantasy world, saying that he had used the Thousand Miles Meeting Talisman to enter the fantasy world, Ruan Yanjun looked at him so strangely.

He came out again in front of Ruan Yanjun!Maybe the other party will think that his love partner is not only a man, but also the head of Zhao!

Zhang Yun couldn't help banging on the wall.The system went offline happily, leaving him to struggle alone.Zhang Yun's heart is bleeding, his reputation has been completely ruined, there is not even a single thread left.

The only thing that comforts him is that Ruan Yanjun's attitude towards him has not changed because of this, and he still treats him very well. He didn't feel it when he read the article at the beginning, but now he can deeply feel that Ruan Yanjun is really a good person. More tolerant and reliable than he imagined, Qiu Hetang was able to stand tall and powerful in the rivers and lakes, not just because the hall master was able to fight such shallow reasons.

He simply felt that he was about to become a male second fan, and he was still a special fan.

Zhang Yun shook his head, cleared away all the dirty thoughts in his heart, and decided to go to the courtyard to practice swords.

After returning from the fantasy world, he spends a few hours every day practicing swordsmanship, in order to achieve the state of unity of body and mind as soon as possible, so that he will not be in a hurry to drag his body back when he fights with others next time.

According to Zhang Yun's setting in the book, his cultivation base may be slightly weaker than Ruan Yanjun's and others, but except for those who have reached the top, Zhang Yun is by no means weaker than anyone else.I have inherited the other party's skills, if I always do something to embarrass him, it is a bit unreasonable.

Therefore, Zhang Yun has put in a lot of hard work, just like the simplest "stab" in swordsmanship, during this period of time, he has practiced no less than ten thousand times.

At this moment, Zhang Yun was calm and peaceful, and he stabbed out with a sword, with the momentum of splitting the clouds and breaking the waves, with a dazzling brilliance.

He gently withdrew the sword, and stabbed it out again lightly. Where the sword light passed, the wind sounded like howling.

The sword technique that Zhang Yun practiced is "Splitting Cloud Sword Jue", which is astonishingly powerful and sharp, as if it could cut through the sky. The deeper the sword user understands the sword, the greater the power of the sword technique will be. .If you want to practice it to the highest level, you not only need to use Shangshui to grind your time and practice every day, but also need to understand it. In the past, there were seniors who practiced it to the highest level. A little inspiration came to my heart, and from then on I realized the true meaning of the sword and glimpsed the door of the Dao.

For a moment, Zhang Yun's mind was wandering, and Zhang Yun inexplicably thought of this story, and unconsciously smiled, and pierced a stern sword light.

Unknowingly, 30 years of cold and heat came in a hurry... System: "Wait! What 30 years of cold and heat, how can there be 30 years of cold and heat! I have only been offline for two hours, and you have transferred this article to some incredible channel Ah?! This is no longer a matter of channel switching, is it simply switching to another station?!"

Zhang Yun: "Cough. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot about it for a while, I couldn't help it..."

After Zhang Yun appeases the system, and assures the other party that the sentence "30 years of cold and heat has passed by in a hurry" will not appear again, Zhang Yun starts to practice his sword again.

During his practice, it took six hours to pass. As the sun was approaching dusk, a trace of chaos gradually appeared among the shadows of swords reflected on the courtyard wall. Obviously, the person wielding the sword felt tired.