After the Failed Assassination[Transmigration Book]

The two returned to Zhang Yun's house from the hearth, and as soon as they opened the outer door, Ziluo and Biluo were startled by a young boy who appeared suddenly, and hurriedly asked Zhang Yun, "Guardian Zhang, who is this man?" ?”

Before Zhang Yun could speak, the system answered first: "He is my eldest nephew. I happened to pass by here when I was traveling, so I came to see him."

Ziluo and Biluo nodded in confusion. They also knew that the face and age of a cultivator might not necessarily match, so they thought that this person was really Zhang Yun's uncle, or someone with a very high level of cultivation, and their attitudes immediately became respectful.Zhang Yun didn't poke it, he greeted the two of them, and took the young boy outside.

For the first time, the system used its own eyes to see the blue sky, white clouds, and a bunch of sparrows rolling on the branches of the tree. When it smelled the fragrance of flowers and dust in the wind, it danced with joy and yelled.

Zhang Yun also didn't expect that the two of them bumped into Ruan Yanjun at the gate, and several beautiful concubines behind Ruan Yanjun.

Ruan Yanjun looked at the young boy beside Zhang Yun with a look of surprise.

Zhang Yun embraced the system, was also taken aback for a moment, came back to his senses after a while, and introduced to Ruan Yanjun: "Ah... my son."

The system said angrily: "Who is your son!"

Zhang Yun let out an "uh" and changed his words: "Okay, this is my new apprentice."

Ruan Yanjun: "Apprentice?"

Zhang Yun patted the back of the system, and pushed him forward: "Come, come, I have seen your uncle."

The system stepped forward, cupped his hands, and obediently shouted: "Master!"

Before Ruan Yanjun could react, he reached out his hand to Ruan Yanjun: "Master, give me a greeting!"

Ruan Yanjun looked at him, was silent for a while, then turned to Zhang Yun and asked, "What's this kid's name?"

Zhang Yun said: "My surname is Hua, my name is Huaxia."

Ruan Yanjun thought for a while, and said, "A good name, quite artistic."

Zhang Yun smiled.The system pouted in dissatisfaction: "Master, you should look at me when you ask my name, why do you always look at my master."

There is no such thing as master-student inheritance in Qiuhe Hall. Most of the exercises practiced by the disciples are left by the ancestors and seniors. The exercises were found by oneself, or they were created by themselves, and they didn't have to follow the rules of master and apprentice, so Ruan Yanjun felt very strange, and asked Zhang Yun, Zhang Yun said that it was entrusted by the expert who helped them before. , Let this son worship under him, only his disciple, not Qiu Hetang's disciple.

After hearing this, Ruan Yanjun nodded, and said: "Brother just happens to be going out to buy some things, brother, why don't you come with me, and I'll buy your disciple a gift as well."

Zhang Yun readily agreed, but he glanced at the beautiful concubines behind Ruan Yanjun who were laughing and laughing like clouds, and couldn't help feeling a sense of fear in his heart.

Coincidentally, after they went out, they found that there was a rally on the street, and there were stalls and stalls everywhere, and there were people and people between the stalls, and the stalls sold There are all kinds of snacks and all kinds of interesting gadgets.

The system seemed to be in heaven now, lingering between the various stalls, holding Zhang Yun's hand, constantly asking Zhang Yun to buy him this and that.

System: "I want to eat candied haws!"

System: "Begonia Cakes! I want Begonia Cakes!"

System: "That mandarin duck and horseshoe cake looks delicious, Zhang Yun Zhang Yun, buy it for me!"

System: "Windmill, I want a windmill!"

At Zhang Yun's age, he has never accompanied anyone, especially a child to go shopping. The fluffy head of this fake and shoddy apprentice has been rubbing against him, pestering him to spend money. Some strange thoughts.

"If only I had such a person when I was a child, who would give me everything I want, play with me, and watch me all the time."

When this thought came to him, he was startled too.Then I realized that this feeling was envy and regret.

Seeing that the system had eaten at least three people's worth of food, Zhang Yun muttered softly, "This kid... can eat quite a bit."

Ruan Yanjun smiled and said, "My dear brother, is there anything you want? Just say it, I will definitely ask for anything."

Zhang Yundao: "Really?"

Ruan Yanjun said: "When did my brother lie to you?"

Zhang Yun thought, what does he lack?What does he want?

After thinking about it, it seems that he doesn't lack these things, nor does he want them.

After thinking for a while, Zhang Yun suddenly laughed and said, "I want elder brother to hold my hand, will elder brother agree?"

Hearing this, Ruan Yanjun was startled for a moment, seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then said: "Why is this so difficult?"

There was a burst of heat from Zhang Yun's hand, he looked down, and Ruan Yanjun really stretched out his hand to hold him.He just said it casually, as a joke, and hid his little inhuman thoughts in it. After the accident succeeded, the feeling that came to his heart at this moment was so complicated, a little ashamed, and a little ashamed.

Someone behind him laughed and whispered: "Look at them, they are holding hands in broad daylight. They are really affectionate."

Ruan Yanjun ignored it as if he didn't hear it.Zhang Yun turned around with a cool expression, and the gossip stopped immediately.Zhang Yun chuckled: "Jealous? Jealous? If you have the ability, you can do it too!"

Cai Ji clicked her tongue: "Look, the goblin is really a goblin."

Gu Ji smiled faintly: "This is also someone else's ability, we can't be sour."

When Zhang Yun turned his head back, the voices behind him sounded again: "Have they ever slept?"

"I don't know about this matter...Maybe all the children are born, look at the small one, it's not guaranteed."

"What nonsense, how could it be possible to sleep? Isn't the hall master practicing boy kung fu? The women in the room just watch it, how could they break the precept just because of a man?"

Zhang Yun didn't care about what they said at first, but when he heard such sudden news by accident, his heart suddenly became clear. He had suspected Ruan Yanjun's infertility before, but he didn't expect it to be because of this?

It makes sense when you think about it, as for cultivation, there are all kinds of exercises and various taboos, so it is not very strange to practice boy gong.

Zhang Yun took a sneak peek at Ruan Yanjun, and found that the latter was still unresponsive to the gossip behind him, and his mentality was extremely stable, so he couldn't help feeling admiration.

At this time, the system had eaten all the snacks that could be seen, hiccupped, ran back to Zhang Yun's side, stretched out both hands, and said shamelessly: "Zhang Yun Zhang Yun, I'm tired from walking, To hug!"

Zhang Yun poked his head with his fingers, and the system covered his forehead with an "ouch".Zhang Yundao: "You child is really rude, at least you should call me Master in front of others."

The system curled its lips, and compromised a step on this issue: "Okay, Master, hug me quickly, and lift me up high!"

Zhang Yun was still holding Ruan Yanjun with one hand, he was reluctant to let go, so he had to use the other hand to hold the little boy up and let him sit in his arms, fortunately this Wen is a fairy Wen, with his cultivation level, it is still very easy to hug someone, and he doesn't feel tired.

Like a real child, the system lay softly on his shoulders, as if sleepy and wanted to sleep.Zhang Yun didn't care about him, he didn't know that this little thing was actually trying to make faces at the women behind him.

Cai Ji and Xiao Dongsong made funny faces at each other, desperately trying to be uglier than anyone else, neither of them convinced the other.Zhang Yun suddenly turned around and saw Cai Ji's distorted face, Zhang Yun: "..."

Cai Ji: "..."

Zhang Yun: "Go on, I didn't see anything."

Cai Ji smiled coldly, with murderous intent in her heart.

Cai Ji stepped forward, grabbed Ruan Yanjun's other arm, and the little bird leaned on the latter's shoulder comfortably, and said coquettishly: "Master, the rouge from Yunxiangtang over there is the best, use up their rouge quickly!" When it’s all gone, you have to buy new ones for all the shades.”

Ruan Yanjun didn't change his face, and said, "Buy."

The system sweetly called: "Master, what kind of meeting gift do you want to buy me?"

Ruan Yanjun said: "I haven't seen a suitable one yet, do you have any ideas?"

The system cupped its face and said, "I want the moon in the sky to kiss me!"

Ruan Yanjun couldn't help smiling, and said, "How can I pick the moon?"

The system blinked Shui Lingling's eyes, looked at him eagerly, and said, "Master is the moon in the sky, you are even more beautiful than the moon."

His words were astonishing, even Zhang Yun was shocked, thinking, who did he learn this set of love words from?If it weren't for the fact that this guy looks so small, he would definitely get out of the order faster than himself!

Those concubines behind him clicked their tongues again and again, and decided that Zhang Yun was a little goblin, and Zhang Yun's apprentice was the bastard among goblins!There is a set of methods to compete for favor, and being a Dharma protector in Qiuhetang is really inferior.

Ruan Yanjun smiled brightly. Hearing these words, he was very pleased. He really kissed the little system on the face.The system was delighted, and said to Zhang Yun with a voice from the heart: "See? Learn from the uncle, what is a flirt, this is what is called a flirt."

Zhang Yun also replied with a heartfelt voice: "I'm willing to bow down, sir, you are worthy of being a system that mixes girls. You are really experienced and full of bitch."

The two of them flirted with each other for a while, and the group entered Yunxiang Hall. The women went to pick out their favorite rouge and gouache. Ruan Yanjun was forcibly pulled over to help them choose the color, and Zhang Yun sat on a chair beside the system with his arms in his arms.

While eating maltose, the system expressed his opinion: "His group of little wives are really bad, and they won't compete for favor at all."

Zhang Yun asked: "Why do you say that?"

The system said: "You should know better than me. Men like beauties without makeup, at least they should look like beauties with no makeup. Look at those Gongdou dramas, the heroines are desperately trying to make themselves look like a lotus, for what reason? ? Isn’t it just to look different from other coquettish sluts, so as to attract the emperor’s attention?”

Zhang Yun nodded, quite satisfied, and said: "It makes sense, but I don't think they want to compete for favor, but just like to pluck the hall master's wool."

The system asked: "Why do you think so?"

Zhang Yundao: "In the two years before I traveled through time, I heard another argument, saying that men are not important, and it is not important to be good to you, but the money in hand is important. Although those heroines of Gongdou drama are fighting for favor, they are fighting for favor. What is it for? Isn’t it for being the Queen Mother? No matter a man or a woman, the love for money is the same. If you can get money directly, who wants to work hard to please others?”

The system nodded: "That's right. But Zhang Yun, what do you think?"

Zhang Yun asked: "Me?"

The system said: "Yes, do you think money is more important, or love is more important?"

Zhang Yun pondered for a while, then slowly said: "If a person wants to live, money is a must, but more or less depends on what you need. As for love... Love is what people desperately long for since they were born. What you get is only for your whole life, and you may not be lucky enough to get it. If you desperately want to get something, but you can't get it no matter how hard you try, isn't that the source of pain in your life?"

The system sighed sincerely: "I never thought that a dog-legged person like you would think about this."

Zhang Yun said dissatisfiedly: "I am also a college student who has been educated for quality. Is it strange to think about this?"