After the Failed Assassination[Transmigration Book]

There was a loud noise in the sky, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky, killing an unlucky young man who was running at night on the school playground.

This young man is 21 years old, named Zhang Yun, a junior this year, with mediocre grades, and a mediocre figure. Although he insists on running every night, he has never developed eight-pack abs and a macho buttocks. The only thing worth mentioning is his appearance. , is a pretty boy who is very popular with girls.

He died so suddenly that people were caught off guard. The seniors spontaneously presented flowers to see him off, and many secretly held a handful of tears for him. The male students were quite sad, no matter what, they lost a teammate who would accompany him to eat chicken , but when he thought that his chicken-eating skills were mediocre, he suddenly felt that it was not so miserable.

Zhang Yunren was sent into the incinerator, but his soul was still outside, pointing to the sky and furious:

"What the hell did I do? My good life was struck to death by lightning, what do people think of me! I don't care, I must ask for an explanation today, if there is no explanation for me, I will not reincarnate!"

"It's okay not to reincarnate."

Suddenly a voice said.

Zhang Yun was confused, who is this?

Zhang Yun: "Who is talking? Come out, let's fight!"

"Me? I can be anything. I am the thunder that struck you, I am the birds in the sky, the beasts on the ground, I rule the movement of the sun and stars, and I also create clouds and rivers... I am the book of life and death that governs your cycle of fate, You can also call me 'System'."

I have seen a pretender, but I have never seen such a shameless pretender.Zhang Yun couldn't help but swear: "I*!"

Wait, it just said that it is a "system", is it the kind of mentally retarded thing that is often seen in time-traveling texts?The one that serves the protagonist to level up?

"Don't talk so much, explain to me first, why did you hit me!" Zhang Yun snarled, and counted with it with his fingers: "I am a good young man. I didn't kill or set fire. , do not flirt with innocent boys, never hurt stray cats and dogs, I am a decent person, what do you mean by lightning strike me?"

The system chuckled: "Stupid boy, look, I made you angry. Isn't it all for your own good? If I don't hack you, how can I satisfy your wish?"

Look at what it said, it was so straightforward, Zhang Yun rolled his eyes in anger, he didn't remember that he had made a wish to be struck by lightning!

System: "Do you still remember that you swiped a negative article on a pornographic article?"

Zhang Yun didn't even think about it: "Green Dingding, what kind of green Dingding? What is that, I don't know."

System: "Think again."

Zhang Yun thought about it again: "I really don't remember."

System: "You have only read one article in Ludingding."

Zhang Yun suddenly realized: "You mean "Flowering a Merry Debt"?"

System: "Exactly, in order to fulfill your wish and allow you to change the direction of the story by yourself, I will throw you into that world right now."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

With a scream, our hero Zhang Yun passed through.

As we all know, Lu Ding Ding, as a female-frequency online platform, has always been divided into two factions internally. Romance and pure love are divided into rivals.

Our male protagonist, he comes from a harem novel about dogs and men, called "Flower Debt".

What's amazing is that this article is mixed with a bunch of romance articles, and it turns out to be from the perspective of the male protagonist. What's more amazing is that it is not only from the male protagonist's perspective, but the male protagonist is also a mistress, and the mistress is not someone else, but his boss The boss stole the boss' concubine lover all over the place, but in the end the rebellion failed, and he was hanged up by the boss.

Think about it, a female harem article, the male protagonist's perspective, the ending is still be, or a particularly tragic kind of be, you don't even know who he wrote this article for.

Such a shocking thunder, no wonder the ratings are so low, not only the female readers are negative, but even the male readers who came from the next door have registered accounts one after another, just to write negative comments, we who have traveled through time The unlucky male protagonist is one of the many righteous men who blamed this idiot.

Seeing his boss's black and red cloak that was worn out in the women's news, his evil smile, and the huge sapphire finger in his hand, the color matching of his hot eyes made Zhang Yun very sure that he was real , indeed time-traveled, and it was time-traveled into the extremely embarrassing garbage article "Flowering My Lovely Debt".

It took him 3 minutes to confirm his identity. After taking off his clothes and touching his whole body, Zhang Yun became even more desperate.

The unlucky character he got was the protagonist in the book by coincidence, for no other reason. He was wearing a navy blue dress and had a small scar like a flying dragon above his collarbone—this scar was for The boss who saved him stayed behind, so he was promoted highly, and he was even able to live in the boss's backyard.

The protagonist is also called Zhang Yun, which is one of the reasons why he registered ten trumpets to try his best to blame this article-he and the hero have the same name and surname, so he thought he could happily read a harem article with himself as the protagonist , I didn't expect the ending to be so outrageous, how can people bear this tone!

He also fixed the time. At this time, the protagonist had just been promoted and hadn't gotten involved with his boss' concubines. He was courteous during the day, went to bed on time at night, and kept his wolfish ambitions to himself. He could be regarded as a good deputy.

Zhang Yun thought about it and shook his head again and again. Although the situation in front of him was not tense, he could still fool around with his tail tucked between his legs, but with that terrible ending, maybe it will fall on him now!

This is absolutely impossible, although he Zhang Yun has the same name and surname as the protagonist, but he must not fall to that point, Zhang Yun made a quick calculation and thought:

"Go and kill my immediate boss now, then inherit his property, sleep with his concubine, marry a few new beautiful concubines, and enjoy the blessings of everyone!"

That night, he sneaked into his boss's bedroom with a poisoned embroidery needle and stabbed him. Before he stabbed in, he was grabbed by the wrist.Zhang Yun was shocked.The boss asked, "What are you doing here with an embroidery needle in the middle of the night?"

Zhang Yun was quick to wit: "I saw that your clothes were torn during the day, so I took a needle to mend them for you."

boss:"……"

Boss: "Damn gay."

Boss: "Why didn't I find out that you have such a habit, get the hell out of here, hot eyes."

Zhang Yun rolled away in a hurry.

Zhang Yun thought resentfully, it's okay, it's okay, even though the assassination failed, and my superiors still think I'm a gay guy, at least I'm still alive and kicking, aren't I?If you keep the green hills, you are not afraid of running out of firewood. If this time fails, there will be a next time. Sooner or later, I will succeed in getting rid of him and marrying Bai Fumei to become a winner in life.

He originally thought so, but unexpectedly when he got up the next day, the eyes of his boss's concubines all changed when they looked at him.

Concubines: "Hehe."

That sneer made Zhang Yun's hair stand on end!

Cai Ji: "Young Master Zhang, what do you think of me?"

Zhang Yun was at a loss: "What is your opinion?"

Cai Ji: "Aren't you accusing me of not being virtuous enough by mending the master's clothes?"

Zhang Yun was shocked: "I didn't mean that!"

Cai Ji: "Then you despise me?"

Zhang Yun: "Why should I dislike you?"

Cai Ji: "You crawled on the master's bed in the middle of the night, but not mine, and you said you didn't dislike me!"

As she said that, she was furious, and she stretched out her hand to grab Zhang Yun's hand. Zhang Yun was startled, and quickly jumped five feet away, and said anxiously: "Girl, calm down, you calm down!"

Cai Ji: "Who are you calling girl? My mother is no longer a girl, you are humiliating me!"

Zhang Yun didn't dare to say a word, so he ran away, because he didn't choose his way in a panic, he bumped firmly at the gate of the courtyard, and hit a warm chest, the man helped him, Zhang Yun rubbed his forehead just now. Wanting to thank you, he suddenly lost his voice and said, "Hall Master?"

Boss: "Where are you going? You're in such a hurry. Could it be that you've belittled my woman, and you're afraid of being caught by me?"

Zhang Yun swallowed speechlessly: "It's your mother-in-law who belittled me! I'm still a child!"

The boss changed his mind: "Yes, after all, you have that habit..."

Zhang Yun: "I didn't!"

Boss: "Hehe."

Zhang Yun's boss is named Ruan Yanjun, who is the head of Qiuhetang, a famous martial arts school, and also the male second in the book. Zhang Yun has a rough impression of him: he can fight, very good at fighting.The door-to-door is nice, but outsiders—mainly the kind of foolishness with no wink is fierce.In short, he is not a good master.

Thanks to the management of this hall master, Qiu Hetang's status in the Taoist sect has risen, and the disciples of this sect will take down their chins when they meet monks from other sects.

Zhang Yun: "System, call the system."

System: "Speak up if you have something to do."

Zhang Yun: "I thought you were dead, why didn't you come out when you beat me here?"

System: "I see that you are having a good time, so I didn't say anything."

Zhang Yun: "..."

Zhang Yun: "You are happy. Let me ask you, what mission do I want to come here?"

System: "Task?"

Zhang Yun: "You're a system, you ask me? It's the kind in general web articles where you have to do something, and you will die if you don't do it."

System: "If you want to say, it is your task to remain immortal."

Zhang Yun: "So simple?"

System: "Hehe."

Zhang Yun said angrily: "What are you doing blindly!"

System: "Let me tell you, don't blame my brother for not reminding you, the value in the column of your love is all gray now, do you know what it means? It's all negative."

Zhang Yun: "Love is not important, after I kill Ruan Yanjun, I will pick up girls slowly."

System: "Don't forget, you are now in Lu Ding Ding's territory. The value that Lu Ding Ding values ​​most is love."

Zhang Yun was shocked: "What's wrong with Lu Ding Ding? Shouldn't the protagonists be fighting monsters and upgrading, playing with girls in their spare time to cultivate their sentiments, and then continuing to fight monsters and upgrade?"

System: "Who told you to go to Lu Ding Ding to read articles, and you have to give others a negative, do you regret it?"

Zhang Yun: "Why should I regret it? What did I do wrong? Could it be that I don't even have the right to claim the negative for spending money to read a piece of garbage? It's unreasonable. Honestly, did you write this article? Public revenge!"

System: "Hey~ Guess."

Zhang Yun wished he could rub it against the floor, but unfortunately the system had no substance, and he couldn't grasp it, which made him angry and helpless.Zhang Yundao: "What will happen if the love value is negative?"

The system said: "Readers will abandon the pit, and the author will stop updating."

Zhang Yun: "Stop changing?"

System: "It means that the world you are in will be cut off, just like beheading—wow!"

Zhang Yun: "You don't need to describe it in such detail."

System: "I'm afraid you won't understand."

Zhang Yun: "That is to say, I will also be beheaded?"

System: "You will be beheaded too. Even the pretty girls in the book will be beheaded by you."

Zhang Yun was dripping with cold sweat: "What will happen if I get beheaded?"

System: "You are a soul now, if your head is beheaded, your soul will be split into two, and it won't stick back."

Zhang Yun: "I've said it all, you don't need to describe it in such detail."

System: "In short, you have to let this article end normally."

Zhang Yun: "What about after it's over?"

System: "Afterwards you want to leave here to reincarnate, or you want to stay here."

After some deep thinking, Zhang Yun has set himself a goal for the future. In fact, his goal has not changed much, but changed from "kill Ruan Yanjun and then pick up girls" to "kill Ruan Yanjun quickly and then pick up girls quickly".

Zhang Yun in the book uses a sword, and the skill he practiced is "Cracking Cloud Sword Jue", which is a sword technique handed down from ancient times. The sword path is sharp and heavy on killing.Zhang Yun pulled out his sword and swung it around for a while, and found that he had the memory of practicing swords in his mind, so he could use this sword technique smoothly.This is a good thing, it means that he doesn't have to start from scratch in terms of force, he only needs to concentrate on how to make a plan to kill Ruan Yanjun.

In order to quickly kill Ruan Yanjun, he quickly worked out several plans in one day, all of which had two basic elements: first, fast; second, he could get away with it if he failed.

The first plan can be implemented after one month.One month later, it will be the ten-year competition for the disciples of Qiuhetang. As long as you defeat other disciples and win the leader, you can justifiably invite a fight to the hall master. The hall master will not only accept the invitation to fight, but also guide his disciples during the fight Insufficiency in merit is a rare opportunity for younger generations. If a highly talented disciple receives this instruction, he will even raise his merit to a higher level in a very short period of time. Therefore, whether it is The hall master, the elders in the sect, and the protagonist Zhang Yun in the book are almost all people who have won the grand competition in the sect. If not for this, I am afraid that it would be difficult to have the opportunity to sit in today's position.

Because this big competition is so important, generally speaking, the disciples who have won the championship in the big competition will not participate in the next big competition, and they must leave the opportunity to those who come later.But this rule is not an explicit rule after all, there will always be some aggressive people who ignore it, and there are many people who have won the first prize in several competitions in succession, such as the former hall master.It is said that the former hall master had a eccentric personality and didn't pay much attention to the worldly affairs, so his popularity was quite bad. However, because he was aggressive and capable of fighting, no one dared to challenge his authority, so his prestige among the disciples was also very high.With this precedent, it is much more convenient for Zhang Yun to take advantage of the loopholes. Even if he participates in the big competition again, it will not be particularly strange. At most, people think that he has a stronger desire to win.

Zhang Yun said in his heart: "Qiu Hetang has a lot of enemies, I will find a few challenges before the big competition, and then quench the poison on the sword, as long as I can win the championship in the big competition, I will draw Ruan Yanjun while I am fighting If he was injured, he would die from poison, if he didn’t die, I can also say that when he was fighting with disciples from other sects, the sword was stained with the poison from the opponent’s weapon, and he picked himself clean.”

Zhang Yun was complacent, thinking that he was really smart, and he was proud of having such a smart mind.After making a few more plans, he began to work on how to implement this first plan.

To implement this plan, the first important thing is to choose some suitable enemies for yourself.The martial arts of these enemies can't be too high, otherwise you may not be able to fight well. It's not a joke if you die before you get out of the battle.Also, some of these enemies should be able to use poison. If things fail, it is not too suspicious to say that one's weapon is poisoned by the other party, because this thing is indeed possible.

But immediately he found a loophole in his thinking. If he poisoned his sword, he would be discovered immediately if he scratched another disciple when he was fighting, and he would never be able to reach Ruan Yanjun.

He thought about it again, and thought of several ways to solve this problem.

One, he didn't use a sword when fighting other disciples.Zhang Yun is the male protagonist in this book, so his force value is naturally not low, but his setting has always been to major in swordsmanship, and he seldom uses other methods to fight people. Zhang Yun had no idea that he couldn't beat all the other disciples, so he rejected this option.

Second, when fighting with other disciples, he used a low-level disciple's sword. It seemed that he voluntarily gave up his advantage in order to fight for fairness, and only switched back to his own sword when fighting with Ruan Yanjun.But after Zhang Yunsi thought about it, he always felt that it was too obvious.

three……

In fact, he thought so much in vain.When he was planning, he ignored a very serious problem - when he approached a disciple of a school who used poison to provoke a fight, his arm was accidentally scratched by the opponent's weapon, and then he was poisoned.

The poison was extremely miserable. At that time, he fell to the ground like a dead horse, vomited bowls of blood, his eyes were straight, he was holding his chest and gasping for breath, he was about to die on the spot.

The man who was fighting with him saw that the situation was not good, turned his head and ran, and disappeared from his vision in two or three strokes.Zhang Yun's vision became more and more blurred, and it seemed that he was dying. He didn't even have time to come out and ask if the system could save/load.

Just when he was left with only the thought of "my life is over", someone saved him.

This person first fed him a medicine pill, and seeing that he could no longer swallow, he opened his mouth with his fingers and pushed the medicine pill into his throat with his tongue. His fingers were stained with a lot of blood spit out by Zhang Yun. .Then he sucked out the poisonous blood from the wound, tore off a piece of clothing and tied it above the wound to prevent the poison from spreading too quickly.Then picked him up, let him lean against his chest, and walked somewhere.

Zhang Yun was unconscious at this time, but he just vaguely felt that this direction is a bit familiar... a bit like the direction he came from?

Afterwards, he fell into a deep sleep, not knowing what day or night, when he opened his eyes again, he was lying on the bed in his own room, and a pretty little maid came over and fed him a spoonful of medicine.

Zhang Yun: "Huh?"

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One-sentence introduction: I thought I was wearing a full-size plus size...

Once the medicine picker came back from the corpse, he became the world-renowned Taoist No. 1.

Inheriting the Taoist cultivation base, fame and status of a "Taoist Xia", he who originally had nothing seemed to have everything suddenly.

But he found that everything he got was fake.

Cultivation?What cultivation base?There is no such thing, come on and strengthen your yuan, young man.

reputation?It will soon plummet, and he will become the most shameless liar in the entire cultivation world.

beautiful?Uh... beauty is real, but it can't solve his urgent needs.

Three months later, the Dao Discussion Conference will be the day when he will be publicly executed.

Thinking that the road ahead is smooth and the future is smooth, how do you know that the road ahead is difficult and full of thorns.

If you can't escape, I will fight!

Let Er wind and rain be destroyed, I will move forward with my head held high, and open up the road step by step!

(Ah... Why is this version of the copywriting so cool...)