[Zhang Yunlei] Do not forget

After the recording of "The Beautiful Boy of the Country", Zhang Yunlei recorded the fifth season of "Happy Comedian", but only recorded a few episodes, and then went to tear down the steel plates.

Zhang Yunlei's ward single loops:

you XX

tell you to shut down, you don't shut down

you XX

Let you wear your seat belt, you don't

you XX

Teach you how to use an oxygen mask if you don't learn

you XX

Let you straighten the seat back, you must not adjust

Let you open the visor if you don't

If you are not allowed to open the luggage rack, you must open it

The plane is taking off you have to stand up

The plane is about to land and you have to go to the bathroom

Zhang Yunlei: "I want to smile at you forever, because you are our God ~ you Chacha."

Yang Jiulang looked helpless, but had to look at his partner on the hospital bed with a smile, and sighed while shaking his head: "It's too ugly!"

Zhang Yunlei: "How ugly? Daughter-in-law!"

Nian Nian: "Huh?"

Nian Nian was peeling apples, when he heard Zhang Yunlei's call, he immediately raised his head and agreed.

Zhang Yunlei: "Is it ugly?"

Niannian nodded quickly: "Yeah!"

Zhang Yunlei: "Huh?"

"You don't sing badly!" Nian Nian smiled flatteringly.

Zhang Yunlei immediately smiled like a child, pointed at Yang Jiulang and said: "You can't keep up with the pace of our young people when you see it, watch Douyin more, it's not easy to throw burdens with you on stage from now on, If you say you can't catch up, how embarrassing you are, and you don't know what the audience is happy about when they are happy!"

Chen Niannian frantically waved at Jiulang, and mouthed, "Don't look, don't look!"

Yang Jiulang asked in a daze, "Why?"

As soon as Zhang Yunlei turned his head, Niannian quickly pretended to be nonchalant, lowered his head and silently peeled the apple.

Zhang Yunlei: "What are you doing?"

Nian Nian: "Huh? I...I... There are flies buzzing around here."

Zhang Yunlei: "Huh? Where are the flies?"

Nian Nian: "I was blown away just now."

Zhang Yunlei: "Oh~"

Zhang Yunlei turned his head, Niannian secretly pointed to Zhang Yunlei's head, waved his hands, with a hopeless expression on his face.

Zhang Yunlei saw it out of the corner of his eye, and patted the hospital bed vigorously: "Hey! Who do you think has a head problem?"

puff!Yang Jiulang held back his laughter desperately.

Nian Nian crossed her hands, gestured and said, "You cross!"

Yang Jiulang smiled into the sky: "Look at how fast our family learns!"

Zhang Yunlei: "Go, whoever belongs to you, it belongs to me, my family, my wife!"

Yang Jiulang: "Not our daughter-in-law anymore?"

Zhang Yunlei: "Your wife is ours, and mine is mine!"

Yang Jiulang: "Oh, Zhang Yunlei, you are not so shameless!"

Nian Nian: "You've been working with him for so many years, so you know him?"

Zhang Yunlei took a breath and said, "Hiss~ Chen Niannian, who are you aiming at?"

Niannian walked to Jiulang's side: "Of course I am on the side of justice, and I will never bow to the evil forces!"

Zhang Yunlei pointed at Nian Nian and said aggrievedly: "You...you..."

Nian Nian stuffed the peeled apple into Zhang Yunlei's mouth: "What are you, stop talking, stop and listen to your "you fork"!"

Zhang Yunlei took a bite and said, "This is called the song of the stewardess, just see that I can't get out of bed and make me angry!"

Nian Nian joked: "Look, the doctor told me that you will be able to practice walking in a few days, so I have to cherish the time when you can't get out of bed, it's a rare opportunity!"

Zhang Yunlei clutched his heart, unable to laugh or cry: "Emma, ​​I'm so angry that my kidneys hurt!"

Nian Nian said silently: "That's the heart."

Zhang Yunlei lowered his head and silently looked at the place he was covering with his hands: "Eh, yes! That's right! You see, you are so angry with me, you can't tell the difference between your heart and your kidneys!"

Yang Jiulang put away his smile, sighed lightly and said, "Although it's only half disassembled, I guess you can relax a lot."

Zhang Yunlei: "That's right, you don't even think about how heavy those steel plates are!"

Nian Nian: "There are still a few steel plates that will probably be with you for the rest of your life."

Zhang Yunlei waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "Hai, it's okay, I've thought about it a long time ago, I can recover to this now, I'm content!"

Yang Jiulang: "Heh, look, the state of mind is good and the state of mind is good!"

Nian Nian: "Eh? That's the reason!"

Zhang Yunlei curled his lips, showing a disgusted expression: "You two talk about cross talk?"

Nian Nian: "No, you two are biological partners, it has nothing to do with me."

Yang Jiulang: "Why don't the three of us have a chat someday?"

Nian Nian: "A family of three?"

Zhang Yunlei smiled happily and said, "Eh? This is a good idea, I think it will work!"

Yang Jiulang hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, no..."

Zhang Yunlei: "Didn't you just say that?"

Yang Jiulang: "Then I won't be reduced to a son!"

Zhang Yunlei: "Hey, call me Dad!"

Yang Jiulang: "Fuck you! You can't die!"

Nian Nian applauded: "Okay! Bow and step down!"

Hahaha... The three of them looked at each other and smiled.

Not long after, Zhang Yunlei was discharged from the hospital, and work began to come to him one after another. No, he took photos for magazines, and recorded variety shows, waiting for the comeback special on May 5.

Zhang Yunlei is a workaholic, and Nian Nian is a restless person. She sings a play in about two days, tossing back and forth at home and abroad, and there is no less personal time.

Yuetan Park, Xicheng District, Beijing

Standing in the antique corridor, Zhu Yu looked at the dark green pool in front of him. If such a beautiful scenery was accompanied by a few chirping birds, it would definitely be more appropriate. The laughter and camera sounds of people and tourists were covered up.

Zhu Yu's hair is slightly curly, pulled to one side, her eyes are black and bottomless, unfathomable, even the most powerful psychologist in the world can't guess what she is thinking at this moment.

Li Zhen looked around nervously not far from her, and finally walked to Zhu Yu's side pretending to be casual.

Zhu Yu raised her dark red lips slightly, and said sarcastically, "Hey, it's really hard to see your young lady now!"

Li Zhen sneered: "Oh, I don't want to see you at all!"

Zhu Yu raised her eyebrows and said with a smile, "But you're still here."

Li Zhen: "Why did you choose to meet here? You don't have to be afraid of people coming and going..."

Zhu Yu interrupted: "What are you afraid of? Because there are so many people in the downtown area, we can better cover us. Besides, what can we do if we find out, now the police have no evidence, and the initiative is still in our hands."

Li Zhen: "Let's talk about it! I came out without telling Teacher Chen, and we have to fly to the United States tomorrow, so we have to clean up!"

Zhu Yu: "Li Zhen, don't you already enjoy this kind of life?"

Li Zhen stared into Zhu Yu's eyes, Zhu Yu smiled lightly and said, "But it's okay to enjoy, because all this will end soon."

Zhu Yu took out a pack of white powdery things from his pocket, and Li Zhen looked around and quickly stuffed it into his pocket.

Zhu Yu smiled slightly.

Li Zhen: "What is this?"

Zhu Yu: "Our factory newly researched it!"

Li Zhen got closer to Zhu Yu again: "Could it be that thing that can make people addicted?"

Zhu Yu: "That's right. It's just a semi-finished product. It hasn't been released yet. It's not for drinking, it's for piercing."

Li Zhen: "Then... what will happen if you drink it?"

Zhu Yu: "Don't worry, I won't die, at most...become dumb."

Li Zhen was surprised: "What?"

Zhu Yu said in a cold voice: "Let that woman drink it on her birthday, and your mission will be completed. I will arrange someone to send you to the Golden Triangle area, and everything will be easy when you leave the country."

Li Zhen: "You want to make her dumb?"

"...Do your thing well..." Zhu Yu turned and left.

Li Zhen: "What are you running away from?"

Zhu Yu stopped, turned around and said, forced a smile: "What can I escape?"

Li Zhen: "You are guilty, you are afraid!"

Zhu Yu: "I've said it before, do your job well, don't worry about the rest!"

After Zhu Yu finished speaking, he left. Li Zhen held the pack of medicine tightly with a wry smile, and muttered, "Ms. Chen, how do you know her?"