Living in a high-risk world

Zaoyue put aside the suspicious-looking rice cooker, and packed up with the others to prepare for dinner.

However, because of the arrival of Xinghai Fangzhu, the table environment for this lunch is destined to become extremely bad.

Soon.

"Daddy, why did you put vinegar kelp on your head?"

"It hurts - stop it! It's not vinegar kelp, it's Dad who tried all the hair tonics on the market to finally grow it..."

Before he finished speaking, the hair on one side of Xinghai Fangzhu's head was torn off by the whole group because of Kagura's strong hand strength.

All of a sudden, the Mediterranean hairstyle, which was already sparse, now only has a mess on the other side.

However, his lock of hair will soon lose its hold.

"Don't struggle anymore. Hair loss and baldness are just like the anterior O glands. It is a physiological problem that men have to face when they enter middle age. Let's accept the reality of losing all your hair as soon as possible."

Seeing Yin with his asymmetrical hairstyle like this, while complaining blankly, he also pulled out Xinghai Fangzhu's remaining hair by the way.

The sudden briskness and chilliness of the scalp made Xinghaifangzhu quite collapse.

Zaoyue looked at Xinghai Fangzhu's bald head with sympathy, and said: "Actually, I think half bald is worse than fully bald."

"You see, that's what young girls say." Yinshi said to Xinghai Fangzhu who wanted to settle accounts with him after losing only his hair.

Then Kagura patted the leftover vinegar kelp on the head of Xinghai Fangzhu, and asked her dad to make a difference and use this as a wig.

Shinpachi: "..."

Hey, don't make trouble, look at Miss Ayue's uncle over there has already turned black!It is true that the father of the niece's suitor is a guy who was bald in middle age and now he is completely bald, which really makes people worry about the genetic quality of the offspring.Taking a step back, like a father like a son, it means that Kagura's elder brother will not be at this age...

Thinking about it, in the background of Xinpachi's mind, scenes of family ethics dramas at eight o'clock seemed to appear in the background.

So when I received a message not long ago that Sheren, who was eating at Wanshiwu at noon and helping to bring the ingredients, read these pictures at the door: "..."

After a row of wordless ellipsis, there is a row of question marks and exclamation points.Fuck!It's just less than half a day, why can't I understand the progress?Did he miss any plot? ?Have you already completed the level of meeting your parents and discussing marriage? ? ?And why imagine going to such a distant place? !

With this dumbfounded mood full of silent surprise, after the door opened, he saw a bald head.

To be precise, it was because among the few people in the living room, only that person's head was bright and clear, so it stood out.

And soon, what attracted his attention more than this was that this ordinary appearance, it felt like a similar bald uncle who could be seen everywhere on the street, turned out to be the father of the dumb-haired man before.

The difference in appearance was so great that Sheren subconsciously looked at her.

Obviously, the two brothers and sisters look like a family, so why does the father look like he was picked up outside.

In fact, he is not the only one who has such doubts, but because they did not directly receive the mental attack brought by the new eight brain supplement pictures like Sheren, the desire to complain was not so strong, but it was subtle at first. .

At the same time, the conversation in the living room has become.

"When I was young, my hair also had a period of luxuriance, but since I got married and had a family, I began to shoulder the heavy responsibility of the family, and my wife is not in good health. In order to support the family, I still have my wife's medical expenses, so I go out to work all the year round. I earn money, but I was so busy with work that I neglected my family before I knew it. And when I was young, I was always a loner. I usually went to fights or drank with my friends until I vomited. I'm really not good at children's education. Later, when my son was in the rebellious period, I, as a father, didn't guide him well, so that my son ran away from home, and his wife died not long after. The hair follicles on the top of my head were under pressure from life and family problems When I am finally completely necrotic under the multi-dimensional attack, I can't escape the fate of becoming a bald uncle..."

The owner of Xinghaifang originally wanted to show respect for his hair, saying that he had a lot of hair when he was young, but he unknowingly became a middle-aged uncle's complaint.

That's too bad... Sheren thought, feeling like this room is occupied by this middle-aged man's complaints, this kind of complaints from real life is too suffocating.

Yin Shi dug his ears, and complained: "Uncle, you should save this kind of complaint until the night to go to the wine stand to talk to the old man of Kanto cooking."

Qianshou Feijian didn't know how to evaluate it well, so he could only politely say: "Your wife is really great."

Sheren, who saw the memory killing screen because of his ability, agreed with this, but it's just that.

Although...but...the second generation, why do you think in your heart, "Fortunately, Dad and Big Brother don't have hair loss problems"? ? ?

Then Yinshi remembered the process of her parents getting to know each other that Kagura said before, and couldn't help but said by the way: "And the process of flirting with you, Baldy, is no different from that of a stalker. Your wife didn't call the police to call the police uncle to catch you. What a kind heart."

Very good!Finally someone said this.

But Xinghai Fangzhu snorted at this, and said with disdain: "This is the reason why you are still a virgin."

"..." A cross burst out on Yinshi's head, "Hey bald man, don't think that you can be proud of chasing a beautiful wife home, Ah Yin, I still have hair anyway, but your hair roots have no future to speak of. gone."

The master of Xinghaifang didn't comment, but just said to himself: "The process of men pursuing women is ultimately a war for the purpose of marriage, which is related to the continuation of genes. Only those who actively attack, are not afraid of failure, and persist until the last moment can have the greatest chance of winning in this war."

While he was speaking, there was an echo from outside: "That's right, this war called love is essentially the epitome of the weak and the strong in nature. Compared with the herbivorous man who only guards silently and the passionate carnivorous man, although the herbivorous man Being gentle and considerate is easy to gain the trust of women, but in fact, due to the lack of aggressiveness, you will be fixed in the awkward role of 'good friend' without knowing it. When you want to further upgrade the relationship to become a boyfriend, because the two parties are too familiar It seems that when the left hand touches the right hand, women no longer have the feeling of being moved, so they were rejected."

Kondo lay on the pole and shouted into the house.

"..."

Sheren subconsciously looked at the only two honest people in the room.Well, it's usually the most serious Itachi and Junmaro.

Although the two looked calm, but I don't know if it was an illusion, but I always felt as if I saw an image of them being shot by an arrow.

"By the way, who is that?" Sheren subconsciously asked the side.

"A perverted stalker who is chasing my sister," Shinbachi said.

"Do you want to call the police?"

"He's the policeman."

"..."

"Don't worry, my sister will solve it soon."

While speaking, A Miao had lifted the coffee table and threw it at Kondo.

"I believe that as long as I continue to attack, Miss A Miao's legs will fight for me one day—"

When Kondo was about to make a bad remark, he was hit by the coffee table and fell to the street below.

The corner of Yinshi's mouth twitched: "Don't drive so fast in broad daylight, the author will be locked up."

However, one pervert left the scene, and soon a new pervert was added.

Just as Kondo was carried away, a girl with purple hair and glasses who was playing bondage play in broad daylight suddenly hung down from the roof.

"Xiao Yuan will try his best to attack Ah Yin's little OO~"

Gintoki exploded: "What do you want to do, you slut who sneaked into other people's homes?"

Then throw her out.

After turning around, Yin Shi began to mutter: "Anyway, you women prefer men who are a little bit bad. After being hurt by a bad man and crying, you will know that you should find an honest man and live a good life."

Sheren: "..."

It seemed that there was another arrow on the two of them.

"Oh, in this regard, men are also mutual. Even if there is a wife like Nadeko at home, I still can't help but go out to find women." A Miao said with a smile.

A Miao, who works in a bar, undoubtedly sees all kinds of similar middle-aged uncles in his daily life.

"It's like everyone knows that junk food is harmful to health, but they still can't help but want to eat it." Zaoyue said, "Although I know what kind of people are suitable for living, but without a marriage based on the premise of heartbeat, life is as flat as plain water. Without passion in life, I always feel as if I’m just doing things step by step.”

Qianshou Feijian felt that the topic was a bit dangerous, and said: "You can't say that, most people spend their whole lives just wanting to have a stable family as a port."

Kagura interjected: "But if you follow a healthy diet and eat purple potatoes, vegetables and boiled meat in salt water every day, you will miss Alu."

A Miao said: "So the male lead in idol TV dramas is generally a man with a bad personality but domineering and devoted, while a gentle and affectionate man can often only be the second male lead to lean on when the heroine is injured."

Kubei added: "Ah... But I don't think this badness should include perverted behaviors like stalkers."

"Don't discriminate against perverts. The love of perverts is twisted and sincere." Xinghai Fangzhu expressed his respect for his behavior of stalking and flirting with him. "Although people often struggle with whether the original impulse is desire or reason, there are still people in the world who are more motivated by primitive instinct." Is it more pure emotion? Is the choice made after many considerations still the original intention?"

Yinshi was surprised: "What! Baldy, your brain, which is as shrunk as the root of your hair, can actually do this kind of deep thinking!"

"I don't hit people casually, but it doesn't mean I have no temper." Xinghaifang made a cross on his head.

When Sheren looked back at the two honest men over there, he felt that they were already full of arrows.

Hello!Stop this topic quickly, stop persecuting honest people!

Fortunately, soon after noticing that it was getting late, Shinpachi went into the kitchen, Kagura and A Miao went to help, and the rest of them, Zaoyue, planned to order a few more takeaways, so everyone stopped their original chatting, each Helping prepare.

…………

……

So dark, what the hell happened.

This is an hour later.

Zaoyue found that there was a gap in her memory. The last memory in her mind was that she was cooking noodles in a rice cooker, but she didn't know anything about what happened next, what happened next, and why she was in a dark place.

Just when she was confused.

"Be full, be full, be full, be full, be full.

The cycle repeats itself, followed by five.

However, when it is full, it is an opportunity to be discarded..."

Suddenly, I heard lines that seemed to be spells.

Immediately after realizing that she was being lifted up, Zaoyue hurriedly lowered her head to look, wait, so there is a lifting platform under her feet!

The author has something to say:

The per capita funny ratio index of pirates is high

Silver fuck has a high per capita complaint value

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