After the power minister failed to raise cubs

Yun Xie was tired all day, and fell asleep when he fell down. He didn't even know when Xiao Rang climbed into bed. When he woke up, he found that Xiao Rang's hand was clasped around his waist, and he hugged him in an almost restraining posture. Clinging to his chest, Yun Xie felt that he was going to be embedded in it like a pendant, and he wanted to chase Xiao Rang down from embarrassment. He looked slightly sideways and saw that Xiao Rang was still breathing steadily with his eyes closed, and immediately kept silent, thinking to forget it.

Yun Xie blushed and moved away as if nothing had happened, but suddenly let out a soft "hiss".

A small piece of hair was pulled and felt a little painful.

Yun Xie raised his hand and touched the end of his hair, there was a small knot there.

Yun Xie was stunned. He has been overnourished recently and his hair is of very good quality. Why did it suddenly get knotted?

He quietly turned over to see what was going on with the knot.

Xiao Rang's lock of hair and his own lock of hair formed a small but tight knot.The pillow was entangled with black silk, and it was hard to tell whose it belonged, Yun Xie felt slightly hot.

The knot must have been tied by Xiao Rang after he came last night. This is called knotting hair in marriage customs, and knotting hair is a husband and wife.

Yun Xie was extinguished with a "wow" last night, and silently wanted to lie down, but it was getting late and he wanted to relieve himself.

In order not to wake up Xiao Rang, he untied his hair very lightly. At first, he was smiling patiently, but the more he untied, his face became darker.

It's a knot that can't be untied!

Yun Xie had no patience, and tugged at his end irritably. He wanted to use brute force to untie it, but it was self-defeating and completely tightened the knot.

Yun Xie was so stupid that he covered his face silently, propped up the bed with one hand and stepped over half of Xiao Rang's body, reaching for the scissors used to cut the wick beside the bed.

People have three urgencies, can't wait.

Xiao Rang opened his eyes and saw Yun Xie pointing the sharp scissors at the knot he secretly tied last night, his phoenix eyes widened, and he hurriedly held Yun Xie's hand to stop him, heartbroken: "Father, you just got married for a year!" Today, you want to cut off my hair?!"

"..." Yun Xie smiled, "I really think about it now."

"Look at what you did, it's tied up!" Yun Xie pointed at the knot in her hair and complained, her peach blossom eyes were full of anger.

Only then did Xiao Rang notice it, he was relieved immediately, sat up by himself, snatched the scissors from Yun Xie's hand and put them down, and said coquettishly, "Anyway, no cutting is allowed, don't worry, let my son untie it for you."

"I don't have time to hang out with you, give it to me." Yun Xie blushed in anxiety.

Xiao Rang was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses, and asked with a smile: "Father Xiang wants to relieve himself?"

"Ask if you know!" Yun Xie gave him a gouged look, "Give it to me!"

He was about to climb out of bed in a hurry, but Xiao Rang threw away the scissors in a playful manner, and held him down like a sneak attack, with a bit of mischief hidden in his eyes, and winked at him seriously: "You don't have to go down, either. Father Xiang, you can pee in my mouth."

Yun Xie's expression was blank for a few seconds, and when he was sure he had heard correctly, his face turned red like a cloud of fire, and he said angrily, "Are you sick?!"

If it wasn't for the entanglement of his hair, he really wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.

Of course he remembers this plot, it is the best-selling content in Jingli, which is a must-have for every family.It was said that it was a man who was too lazy to get out of bed to relieve himself due to the cold weather, so his wife who was lying on the same couch said softly, "Master, don't tell me you didn't understand the slave's mouth?"

Now Xiao Rang can't bear to use him all.

Xiao Rang didn't blush and his heart didn't beat: "You untie the knot while urinating on me, so don't be in a hurry for this moment."

Yun Xie resisted the urge to slap him to death, but Xiao Rang said regretfully, "Father Xiang seems unwilling, but Ranger has another way."

Yun Xie tightened his belt, doubtful: "Say."

Xiao Rang prefers to do it, so he hugged him without saying a word, and tried to tighten his mouth: "Ranger will take you there."

Yun Xie felt in a trance that this method was barely acceptable, until he stared at Xiao Rang, Xiao Rang looked at him innocently: "Father, I will untie the knot."

Yun Xie hugged her stomach, making up her mind to hold it in until Xiao Rang untied it, but Xiao Rang began to whistle understandingly.

"Fuck."

Yun Xie scolded a beast in his heart, completely surrendered, and sighed comfortably while secretly keeping records for him in a small book, preventing the pregnant man who is pregnant with cubs from letting him go, it would be like a thunderbolt.

Xiao Rang never tires of teasing Yunxie, but he still knows enough is enough, if he really pissed people off, he was the one who was unlucky in the end, so he tried his best to show his kindness when dressing him.

Yun Xie snorted in a somewhat useful way, and he was a little proud at first, his body froze suddenly, his face blushed quietly, and he avoided Xiao Rang's touch as if nothing had happened, his face was icy.

Xiao Rang still felt it keenly, and there was great excitement in his black eyes, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Did he... move?"

Counting that Yun Xie had been more than four months old, it was time for the baby to move. He had never had the chance to feel it before, and just now Yun Xie's stomach twitched slightly.

The real feeling of being a father suddenly hits my face.

"No." Yun Xie walked out with his belt on expressionlessly, feeling that this dog was really uneducated, so he didn't want him to get his wish.

But someone Xiao had already hugged him from behind: "Father Xiang, can you let me touch it?"

Xiao Rang thought too much about his hand addiction.

Yun Xie made up his mind to ignore him, and struggled a few times to open the door to go out, but Xiao Rang behind him bowed slightly, biting Yun Xie's earlobe lightly with his fine white teeth, feeling his trembling, and said with a low smile: "Yes!" Father, I did that because I liked you and wanted to be close to you."

Yun Xie's ears were hot.

"If you don't like it, I'll like you in another way." Xiao Rang's voice was low and sweet.

Yun Xie felt that he couldn't be an unprincipled man, so he pushed him away with difficulty, and said with lowered eyes, "He won't move now."

Xiao Rang sneered, his face not red and his heart beating: "I can move when I touch it."

Yun Xie was shocked by his level of hooliganism, he was silent for a moment, and said in a businesslike tone with a cold face, "Since you are the other father of the cub, so..."

He paused, blushed for a moment, and continued in Xiao Rang's surprised eyes: "You have the right to feel the existence of children."

What he said was official and polite, Xiao Rang was stunned for a while, and when he realized it, he was elated and started immediately.

Yun Xie silently felt that his technique was like a master master.

While having breakfast, Yun Xie dismissed the waiter, glanced at his lower abdomen, and asked casually, "Are you going to put a small cloth bag in it in a month or two?"

He thought it was interesting for Xiao Rang to pretend to be pregnant.

Xiao Rang filled the porridge for him, and shook his head arrogantly: "No."

He saw Yun Xie's surprise, and asked without answering: "Isn't Xiangfu planning to stay behind closed doors until his belly grows? Or find an excuse to go to a place where no one knows you, and come back after the child is born?"

"That's what I thought at first," Yun Xie raised his eyes, "Do you have other ideas?"

Xiao Rang didn't answer, and suddenly lowered his eyebrows like a little daughter-in-law and said pleasantly: "Rang'er made a mistake earlier and made up for it. Do you want to... have the addiction of being an emperor?"

The author has something to say: I... make a short note, I will have an exam tomorrow orz.