After I was released from prison, I was taken care of by the president

After get off work, Li Qiang went directly to the Internet cafe without eating.

Log in to QQ, open the chat interface, and several new files pop up.There are a lot of words attached below, there are too many words, Li Qiang didn't read it, so he double-clicked the file to browse.The name is different from the one received last time, but the format looks kind of familiar.

The Internet is really good, and the download is completed in the blink of an eye.

The hairy flesh filled the screen, and the exaggerated groans resounded in the lobby of the Internet cafe.Li Qiang's brain slammed, and his arm turned off the video interface before the brain's reaction.He glanced around like a thief. Fortunately, everyone was addicted to the game with headphones on, and no one paid attention to the discordant voice.

So who the fuck unplugged the headphones from this computer!

After agreeing to read the contract, why does Xiao Fang always send him this.Moreover, if Li Qiang read it correctly, the little movie just now seemed to be different from what he usually likes to watch.Mainly reflected in the actor's gender and performance style.

After the earphones were plugged in, Brother Qiang watched the video again out of curiosity.

Fang Yunzhou chooses a very heavy taste for this movie. It is about two protagonists having an affair in the corner of a bakery.Gong Jun's real girlfriend was making cream in the kitchen at the moment, the girl turned her back to the two, and was humming leisurely.However, right behind her, outside the kitchen, Shou Jun was pressed on the translucent glass door, screaming like a torturer.Maybe it was due to time constraints, the two probably didn't see who the other was, so they went straight to the point.And that real girlfriend, as if she was deaf, played eggs leisurely, letting Xiao Shou shout at the top of her voice, as if this film was an advertisement for soundproof glass doors.

Li Qiang turned off the movie, and he didn't want to watch the other two. To be honest, he was frightened.

Straight men watch GV for the first time, roughly the same as girls watch AV for the first time, they have a kind of physiological disgust.As for whether you will overcome this discomfort in the future and start liking it instead, it depends on the individual.

At this time, let Brother Qiang understand this too early, he probably can't accept it.

So here comes the question, what does Fang Yunzhou mean by sending such things to future assistants.

Reminiscent of the ambiguous words that Jiang Yao said during the day, could it be that the boss recruited Xiaomi to sleep with 【, regardless of gender?Sending this to myself is to give him a hint before signing the contract, let him have a mental preparation, can't he get out early?

Li Qiang was disgusted by the word "Xiaomi" at first, and then thought that there are people who want to be with his size, this little boss has a bit of a taste.Reminiscent of Fang Yunzhou's makeup and small body, Li Qiang slapped his thigh. This kid must be below, and he spent money to hire a high-quality pile driver.

After deleting those GV files, Li Qiang thought that the business was completely ruined this time.

Tell him to sell his appearance to sleep with a rich woman for money, and he reluctantly accepts it.Suddenly let him sleep with a man, and the blooming chrysanthemum I saw just now suddenly appeared in my mind, no, he can't do it.Even though that little Fang always looks like a bitch, Brother Qiang doesn't like to go back.

Clicking on the chat interface, Li Qiang decided to say a few tactful words, reject the other party, and then noticed the previous message.

"You didn't see it! I posted it by mistake! It's not that, don't read it!"

"Have you seen it? Don't watch it!"

"See the message and get back to me."

"It's really not mine. My dad's computer I used just now belongs to him! I didn't wake up, and I made a mistake when I shook my hand!"

"It's not mine, I don't watch this kind of stuff, you know that!"

……

"I'm going, don't accept it, don't look at it!"

"You speak a word!"

This little Fang always kept silent when facing each other, but he was very lively when he was in a hurry.

Li Qiang smiled unkindly, and replied: "I saw it, I was shocked. It's okay, don't get excited, the serious documents haven't been sent to me yet."

The child on the opposite side let out a long sigh of relief, and replied in seconds: "I will send you now."

The file was transmitted online, and then a sentence was attached: "The video belongs to my dad, he doesn't want people to know that he watched this, you are not allowed to spread it outside!"

Thinking about it, I felt unsafe, and added: "If you dare to speak out, your salary will be deducted!"

Mr. Fang of Meiyang likes to watch this kind of movie, so he...forgive Brother Qiang for his inner drama, and instantly imagined a rich and bloody drama.

Li Qiang nodded, agreeing with the villain's point of view, Boss Fang has a hidden disease, and this little Fang is always afraid that he picked it up.

Poor Xiaobaicai, who was cheated, even helped her father to hide it.Deduct his salary if you say it?

In Fang's apartment, the little cabbage Fang Yunzhou knelt on the four-meter-wide bed, his head buried in the quilt, only his round buttocks were exposed. "He said it's okay, trust me," Mr. Fang heaved a sigh of relief, "Do you think he will mistakenly think that my family is promiscuous, and thus have a bad impression of me?"

"You don't have to worry about this. He's just a straight man and he didn't realize it for a while. Just like you, he will reveal his secrets within a week. It's a good thing to vaccinate him in advance." Jiang Yao sat in front of the notebook, serious He carefully reviewed the wrongly sent audio-visual materials: "I have been reading films for many years, but I have never seen this kind of film. Could it be that you asked someone to film it yourself? It can capture your inner desire, cheating in a bakery, which is quite suitable for the occasion... Hey my mother, what are you doing, I can just watch the movie, I don’t need you to pose here. I am such a frail, slender and serious woman, you expect me to do something to you!”

A pillow struck, interrupting Miss Jiang's words.Fang Yunzhou shook his hands. He slept on a buckwheat pillow. I don't know how effective beating is, but it's quite heavy to throw. "Do you think he has any hope of turning?"

"Get the person to your side first, take your time, there is always a chance," Jiang Yao said, "It's too early for you to worry about this, maybe he will regret it after reading the document, do you treat me as a good waiter?"

At this time, Li Qiang was studying seriously with the documents in his hands. Even though he had been in prison for many years, he had seen all kinds of donkeys and horses, and he was amazed at the degree of coercion of his future employer.A total of fifty pages of precautions with nearly [-] words, just Xiao Fang's dietary requirements are enough to write a paper.

Li Qiang simply left the Internet cafe, printed out the thick documents and bound them into a book, and leaned on the bed rail to read them carefully.

There are too many fucking words, Brother Qiang thought to himself that it would be really difficult to recruit an assistant based on Boss Fang's standard, and he should have fired quite a few before.However, I am afraid that I will be the first to be dismissed because I am uneducated and unable to understand the documents.

Li Qiang flipped through the back, there are about [-] pages listing what Mr. Fang eats, what he doesn’t eat, what he eats with what, and what he doesn’t eat when he puts it together... Don’t eat buns, don’t eat dumplings …Boiled eggs require egg whites to be rawer than egg yolks… Fish soup must be fresh and not fishy, ​​and stewed dishes must not contain green onions and ginger… For snacks, I like to eat dried tofu rolled with green onions…

This was just the beginning, Li Qiang closed the file, and to be honest he didn't want to do it anymore.He can't take this job, it's not because he's arrogant, it's because there are too many demands and he can't memorize it.

The villain in his heart stopped his behavior, he said don't move, you see...

"Employee ______ was hired by Meiyang Group as the life assistant of Fang Yunzhou, the branch manager. He is mainly responsible for taking care of Mr. Fang's personal daily life, three meals and meals, itinerary arrangement, addition of items, and sorting and cleaning of important personal items... "This is number one, what's wrong?

The villain said you look at the following.

"Assistants should comply with Mr. Fang's arrangements and take the initiative to understand the employer's preferences and needs. If you have any questions or objections, you must communicate in a timely manner to avoid affecting the employer's quality of life due to negligence at work." This is also normal.

"The assistant's schedule is subject to Mr. Fang's requirements, and he must adapt to Mr. Fang's time difference regardless of day and night, and ensure that he is on call." It is also understandable that Mr. Fang seems to have an irregular life.

"Assistants are open all year round in principle... What the hell? Oh... Correspondingly, they can participate in the leisure and entertainment activities of the employer to relax. There are at least two opportunities to travel with the boss every year. It is forbidden to refuse to participate without special reasons." Guaranteed attendance Well, at first glance, this child is unable to take care of himself and cannot live without others.

"If the assistant needs to ask for leave due to major force majeure, the employer will approve it as appropriate and provide round-trip funds. If the employer has... needs for the assistant during the leave, the assistant must bring the employer with him!!!"

The villain asked: Does it look like you brought a big baby?

Li Qiang: ...

…Assistants must pay attention to personal hygiene and must not have any infectious diseases…

…during the tenure, assistants are required to remain emotionally and physically single, and it is forbidden to develop same-sex and opposite-sex couples, and all …same-sex and opposite-sex sexual behaviors except for the employer are prohibited! ! !If there is a situation, it is necessary to report to the employer in time...

Li Qiang:? ? ?

Villain: Brother, for the safety and health of our cucumbers, stay away from this high-risk and high-paying industry!

The direction of the plot is not right, Brother Qiang is a little scared, and looking at the requirements below, he thinks it is a trap.

For example, the assistant needs to pay attention to personal image, dress appropriately, keep exercising, ensure the body and muscle condition, and keep maintaining the skin to maintain the touch.Maintain the image of the employer and the company, and meet the aesthetic needs of the employer...

This kid just wants to sleep with me, Li Qiang thought.

…Assistants need to be careful and thoughtful, understand the mood of the employer, and master ways to make the employer happy …Assistants need to master speaking skills, enrich their own vocabulary, and don’t be stingy with compliments to the employer…

You'll have to sweet talk him, too, the villain said.

…Assistants need to maintain a positive attitude, have an enterprising spirit, constantly enrich their own knowledge and self-cultivation, and improve their personal abilities.The goal is to share the worries of the employer and handle everything on behalf of the employer, and work hard...

It is not enough to coax him, but also to work for him! ! !This boss dares to think about it, fuck him... he... little bitch!

Fang Yunzhou just grew his hair and put on makeup, but his behavior is actually not motherly.But our brother Qiang is uneducated, and his vocabulary inventory is not enough, so he searched his guts and squeezed out two words, sissy and pervert.Pervert is a swear word, Brother Qiang is a civilized person, I think it's cuter to be a bitch.

Brother Qiang's mobile phone has stopped twitching, today is a new day, and the machine is in good condition.He opened WeChat, ready to transfer the 1000 yuan activity fee back.Thinking about whether to deduct 45 yuan, it is considered as the money for going to the Internet cafe and printing, so it should be reimbursed.

Just then a message came in: "Are you there?"

"The worksheet I sent you earlier was used by my dad to recruit assistants. Don't worry about the job description, just follow the contract... Just read the precautions later."

Li Qiang: "?? Those with allergies and taboos?"

Fang Yunzhou: "Yes!"

Li Qiang: "Isn't that your father's taboo?"

Fang Yunzhou "...my dad and I have similar habits..."

Villain: Hee hee, believe in your ghosts!

Li Qiang: Hehe, you are really biological!

The author has something to say: Many years later, Meiyang held a year-end meeting, and Xiao Fang couldn't bear the pain of Chrysanthemum, so he used the excuse of attending the meeting to ask Miss Jiang to go to the bar to complain.

An hour later, the phone rang.

Li Qiang: The meal is ready, when will the baby come back.

Fang Yunzhou: I, I still have something to say, so I can't leave.

Li Qiang: Where are you?

Fang Yunzhou: XXX hotel venue.

Li Qiang: Are you really in the hotel?

Fan Yunzhou: Yes!

Li Qiang: Then what I saw in the bar was your clone?

Fang Yunzhou: ...It's my dad!

Li Qiang: Hehe!

Fang Yunzhou: Really, my dad and I look alike!