After I was released from prison, I was taken care of by the president

After suffering a beating for nothing, Brother Qiang managed to sustain the situation, but he suffered a lot of injuries on his body.The other party failed in his plan, and made another trick. The killer weapon is a must-have for walking on campus - sue the teacher.

Li Qiang from Class [-] skipped class every day to buy egg pancakes in order to collect errand fees from his classmates for profit. This incident was exposed.The homeroom teacher knew that he was in a difficult situation, and saw the swollen pig's head under the mask, so he couldn't help but be concerned about it after criticizing him.The parents caused a lot of trouble, and such people are indispensable in small counties to live a mediocre life, and others can take advantage of thirty cents and fifty cents.The egg pancake incident eventually turned into a dispute. The class teacher couldn't see it and defended it, and was attacked along with it-the unscrupulous teacher forbade the students to eat dinner, and forced them to buy snacks and snacks to earn black-hearted money.

In the end, the school gave Li Qiang a punishment in order to quell the incident.The boy was so poor that his trouser pockets shone, and several parents insisted on asking for compensation. In the end, the teacher in charge made a quick decision and helped advance the 17 yuan in compensation.

Li Qiang felt very sorry for the teacher, so he took the initiative to issue an IOU, promising to pay it back if he made money in the future.After this incident, classmate Xiao Li was a little bit aggrieved, angry from the heart, evil to the guts, and made a major decision in life-to rob the elementary school students.

As a robber, Brother Qiang is very principled.Don't rob those who look poor, don't rob those who are in groups, and don't rob women.He skipped school for half a day, squatted in a secluded place, fully armed and waited for the children who were alone.

A child wearing a men's black down jacket fell into Li Qiang's eyes.

The boy was about eight or nine years old in stature. He was dressed in clean and elegant clothes. He was expensive all over his body. There was a conspicuous big checkmark on the schoolbag that was sloping across.The weather is not cold, but he is wearing a hat with a wide brim covering most of his face, and his down jacket is bulging. Maybe he eats too much food on weekdays and gets fat.

"Don't move, robbery!" The little boy came home from school as usual, but a strange thing happened, a middle-aged figure came out from behind.Before he could react to what happened to him, the first thing he saw was the black stockings on the head.

Brother Qiang comes from a simple background and has never been abused by a TV set, but he also knows that it is very stupid.He also thought about wearing sunglasses to pretend to be aggressive, but his face didn't swell, and stockings were the only way to hide his weakness.

The little boy was stunned for a few seconds, neither crying nor screaming nor laughing, calmly stretched out his skinless hand, and gently hooked off his hat, revealing a skull with rolling eyes.

"The look I had at the time was silly enough. I really didn't expect to meet a better one." Li Qiang gnawed on the shaved ice and said.

Probably Li Qiang's lack of work experience, he encountered this situation on the first day of Jie Dao's career, Brother Qiang was also taken aback, what the hell is this!

"Ka Ka Ka", the skeleton waved the hand with only bones left, scratching in the air, drawing a circle with the left hand clockwise and drawing a square with the right, the lower jaw moved slightly, and spewed out a mouthful of purple smoke.

Brother Qiang was stunned, forgetting his original intention of coming here, and watched the other party's performance quietly.

After the skeleton special effects were displayed, the little boy stood still with his paws closed, he did not move and neither did Li Qiang, and the two of them stared together.Seeing that the other party had no intention of fleeing in fear, the child condescended and said, "Get out of the way!"

Li Qiang didn't move, thinking that I haven't played enough: "Why?"

"Feed the grass!" The boy was displeased, raised his paws again, clacked his joints, and repeated the circle movement.Li Qiang probably understood that drawing circles with both hands should be the switch for the skeleton to exhale.

The winter in the north is cold and dry, and the skeleton's movements are a bit out of order under outdoor operations. After the movement is over, the skeleton's mouth cannot be opened, and the shell is stuck in the shell, as if holding a fart and unable to let it out.

The boy obviously didn't expect such a humiliating situation, he was a little anxious, waved his arms and gestured again, but still didn't have much reaction.

"Puchi!" Li Qiang couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

"Laughing fart!" The boy was furious, and he swung the skeleton's paw vigorously. The knuckles snapped and rolled to the ground, and the skeleton's peeping bag seemed to be stimulated. It burst suddenly, and the entire skull collapsed. Turned into a fuzzy purple.

"Cough cough cough... cough cough cough..." The boy was choked on a mouthful of paint, maybe even touched his nose and eyes, and hurriedly threw away his paws to peep and wipe his face.

"I'll go, are you okay!" Brother Qiang knelt down and patted his back for help, still couldn't help laughing.He rummaged in his pocket, found a handkerchief for blowing his nose, which had been laundered anyway, and handed it over.

The boy took the handkerchief, wiped it carelessly, took out the thermos from his schoolbag, and drank water to rinse his mouth.When he raised his head, Li Qiang noticed that the child's appearance was quite delicate, his hair was not long, but he had two short braids behind him.Although her face is purple like a little cat, her eyelashes are curled up very cutely.

"Well, are you okay, little...sister..." Li Qiang asked tentatively, "Hey, if I had known you were a girl, I would never have robbed you. I'll wipe your face for you. Don't tell others about the robbery. OK……"

"Go to your little sister, your whole family is a little sister!" The child exploded in anger, picked up his helmet and threw it at Li Qiang's face, instead of wiping his face, he picked up his schoolbag and ran away crookedly.

The skeleton fell apart, and the parts of the whole body were loose.Along with the boy's footsteps, objects began to drop from the hem of the bloated coat, including the spine, ribs, pelvis, and a simulated intestine fell halfway, tripping the child and eating shit.Li Qiang kindly went to help him, but he couldn't hold back his laughter. The angry girl wrapped her intestines around her neck and almost strangled to death.

After the child ran away, Li Qiang squatted in the snow, counting his inventory with interest, heart, liver, spleen, lung, kidney, and two small balls...

"You can't imagine what I saw. There are still eggs, such a big one." Li Qiang circled two fingers and compared the size of a Xinjiang jujube. Ha ha……"

The laughter turned down, Fang Yunzhou was expressionless, and Li Qiang forced a few awkward laughs to end: "Is my smile too low? Why are you unhappy?"

"Did you live on this joke all these years?"

"Well," Li Qiang scratched his head, "I was bored a few years ago, I couldn't do anything, I could only think of some Coca-Cola for entertainment. Is it because I don't understand humor? I think this is really funny. Every time I think of this, I can laugh for two days... Forget it, I won’t tell jokes next time.”

"Then you are really boring," Fang Yunzhou said coldly, "How can you be sure that the other party must be a girl, isn't he wearing men's clothing?"

"How can a boy look like that, with pigtails, he must not be a man!" Li Qiang waved his hand.

"Boss!" The tables and chairs clashed loudly, and Fang Yunzhou stood up abruptly, "How much!"

"I'll do it!" Li Qiang is the life secretary, so he can't let the boss take the money.

The outstretched wrist was held by someone, Fang Yunzhou stopped Li Qiang's movement, threw him back gently, and scanned the QR code to pay the bill.

Hastily grabbing the hat, scarf and gloves thrown on the chair, Li Qiang opened the glass door and chased them out.Xiao Fang always wore a low-necked sweater with the zipper of his coat unzipped, and strode forward with big strides, letting the cool northwest wind blow into his skirt.Her shoulder-length hair was loose, a little disheveled by the wind.

Li Qiang caught up and helped the boss put together his clothes, tidy his hair, and put on his scarf and hat. "Come out to play, I originally wanted to make you happy." Li Qiang slapped his black face, and said apologetically, "I'm stupid, I don't mean anything else, you actually look good with braids."

"Let's go," Fang Yunzhou's temper came and went quickly, he patted the scarf the man tied for him, and followed the other's hand into the man's pocket, "Go to the front bar and sit down."

It is said to be a bar, but it is actually just a place where middle school students gather to drink. There is no wild dancing of wild demons, nor too high alcoholic drinks.

Mr. Fang went out this time, one for a date, and the other for nostalgia.He probably doesn't know how to drink the things in this place now, so he only ordered two cups of iced black tea as a token.Under the strong recommendation of the waiter, I tried the cherry blossom smoothie, which was unexpectedly delicious, and the small place is also keeping pace with the times.

Li Qiang couldn't hold back before the dessert was on the table, and hurried to the bathroom. He really drank too much water this night.Li Qiang whistled, followed the instructions of the wall painting, and urinated into the urinal, when the mobile phone in his pocket rang.

Unfamiliar number, "Hello, how are you?"

"Hey, is that Qiangzi?" The man's rough and loud voice came out of the microphone, and the way he yelled at the world behind his ears showed that this gentleman must be very old.

"It's me, are you?"

"I, Uncle Gen!" The man yelled and replied, "Your mother, damn it, your mother is not good, it's really fucking hard to find you kid, hurry up and come back to see your mother!"

"What's wrong with my mother, Uncle Gen, please speak slowly, where is she?"

"The third hospital in the county seat, the fucking tailbone fell off, come here quickly, bring money!"

Li Qiang didn't drink, but his face was very red.He took a handful of cold water to wash his face, barely lowering the rising temperature.Uncle Gen's series of fucking things contained a lot of information.Farming is not busy in winter, and the mother in the country is idle, and she is going to trouble her brother again.Repeatedly, it was the crying method that I gave birth to you and you didn't raise me. The old lady sat down on the ground, unable to roll around.Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but the tried-and-true trick failed this time, and I couldn't get up after sitting down.

The younger brother, Li Jie, closed the door indifferently. He was already annoyed by the old lady's tricks, so he simply ignored her.In the end, the folks who were watching the excitement discovered the problem. The old lady's crying today was very realistic, not like a joke.The old man was a well-known Lai in the village, and no one dared to help her. In the end, the village cadres were invited to do justice, and she was sent to the hospital anyway.

Li Jie took the money and ran around the hospital to help with the formalities. The old lady didn't look at her at all, she cried and cursed all afternoon, and finally ran away with this temporary dependence.The eldest daughter heard that her mother had fallen, so she hung up the phone and ignored it.Li Qiang is a filial son, but it is a pity that he is not in front of him, and the villagers are helpless. They don't want to serve this old lady, so they have to contact Li Qiang who is working in S City.

When Li Qiang returned to his seat, his expression should be very apologetic.In Fang Yunzhou's rare interest, he went out to play with him, and reminisced about his childhood by the way.On his side, not only was he not coaxed well, but he also had to run away halfway.

"I have something to do..."

"I have something at home..."

Neither of them expected to speak at the same time.

"You talk first." Fang Yunzhou signaled.

"Something happened to my family." Li Qiang rubbed his neck in embarrassment, "Can I go to the hospital? My mother fell and needs to see a doctor..."

"Ah!" Fang Yunzhou nodded, "Then hurry up, is it serious, how much does it cost, I will transfer it to you!"

"No, no, no," Li Qiang quickly refused, "I don't know the situation yet, thank you for your kindness... Then I'm leaving, you go home first, the hospital is in chaos, don't follow me." It seems that there is a rule that assistants need to carry the president's personal affairs with them.

"I won't go," Fang Yunzhou agreed simply, "I also suddenly have something to do, and I need to see a client. Are you coming back tonight?"

"Forget it," Li Qiang shook his head apologetically, "Maybe I have to accompany the bed."

"Then you go," Xiao Fang was always very considerate, "Come back when you're tired, and I'll leave a light for you."

As soon as the door opened and closed, Li Qiang's back disappeared into the light.Fang Yunzhou dialed his friend's phone number: "Sun Li, I'm free tonight, let's make an appointment to talk in detail."

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I've been working overtime again... I don't want to, why is the broken company still not yellow!