[Comprehensive] How can I knock you down

On the Necessity of Pretty Boys Showing Cuteness ([-])

When did Brother Kris become smarter? ? ? —— Wu Sehun

TAO was hung up on the phone, staring with an unresponsive expression, "Hang up???"

Kris let out a sneer from the side, but Wu Shixun rushed over with an "Aww", just now TAO had been holding his face with one hand, and he could only make a few "Muh" sounds in a daze. Gap, who hadn't reacted yet, immediately began to retaliate.

"Brother, how could it be like this, how could it be like this." Recently, he accepted the "poor shake" knowledge popularized by Luhan to him, and Wu Shixun has learned it seriously, and his posture is almost comparable to that of Mr. XX.

"Brother, how can you hang up the phone, how can you hang up the phone!" Wu Qiongyao Shixun looked sad, "I haven't explained it yet."

"Explain what?" TAO, who was pinched by Wu Shixun's shoulder and shaken violently, finally recovered from the out-of-body state, and opened his mouth to poke Shixun's little heart.

"Huh? Brother, how can you do this, don't pretend to be stupid." Wu Shixun also widened his eyes, and met the recently famous pair of panda eyes, "How can you tell Rina that I am the best at performing "Little Cutie"?" , That’s not what I did voluntarily, I didn’t do it voluntarily!!!” Feeling deeply that his image was ruined by TAO, Sehun Oh tried his best to explain the episode on the show, and was “molested” by fans on a Korean variety show to perform “Little Lovely" forget it, why did he get hacked by Brother TAO when he was out of Korea, it's not fair, the most naive person is Brother TAO.

EXO's young man's face was almost wrinkled, but he insisted on widening his eyes. This expression can't be called entangled or ridiculous.

Seeing the maknae's appearance, the brothers all laughed wildly, but no one came out to comfort the young man's wounded heart.

"What Rina, Shixun, shouldn't you be called sister?" TAO completely ignored the point of Shixun's words, and only said what he wanted to hear.

"Didn't Brother TAO also call him that, why can't I?" Shixun wisely chose to play dumb.

"Rina and I are very close, very close, Shixun's family doesn't even know who you are, you are a sister, sister, good boy, Shixun, you must respect your elders."

Wu Shixun's eyes hurt, his head hurts, his stomach hurts, everything hurts everywhere, the feeling of being stepped on by TAO's painful feet and preaching is really not ordinary.

When TAO answered the phone just now, he didn't know whether it was by accident or on purpose, he pressed the speakerphone, and everyone present heard the call between him and Rina clearly, let alone Wu Shixun, who was rated as the most naive by TAO .

"I was hung up on the phone, but I still have a lot to say..." TAO babbled, seemingly not paying attention to Wu Shixun's face at all, "Ah, let's forget it, international long distance is too expensive, um, Rina must I will understand." Ruoyou nodded truthfully as he spoke, showing a very tolerant and magnanimous appearance.

Brothers couldn't stand it anymore, who was the one who wasted a lot of time by talking a lot just now and making the other party unable to answer a single sentence?

TAO, you take advantage like this, won't you be despised by others? ? ?

Kris tugged at TAO's sleeve.

"what happened?"

"Share it."

"what?"

"Telephone."

"Oh~ call, hehe, brother, although we have a good relationship, but...hehe, I won't give it..." Huh, who made you the most popular No.1 among women, in case our Rina accidentally fell victim to you What to do if the appearance is confusing.

Know that Kris is a black hole.

Facing Kris' threatening gaze, TAO touched his little heart [Rina, I did you a big favor, thank you dear friend. 】

Taking advantage of TAO's attention being attracted by Kris, Wu Shixun secretly turned his cell phone over, wrote down the number, and put it back in TAO's hand.

The whole process went incredibly smoothly.

at night...

Kris knocked on the door of Wu Shixun's room, Xiao Wangnai opened the door, but saw his brother propping up the wall with one hand, shamefully using his height advantage to look down.

"Brother, what's the matter?"

"Sehun, brother helped a lot today."

"Yeah, brother, I only know you are so kind now!" Wu Shixun looked at Kris sincerely.

"Well, I also know that I am kind, so take it out."

"Eh???"

"Cell phone, take it out."

Wu Shixun handed over the mobile phone silently, watching Kris write down a certain number with his own mobile phone.He didn't realize it until the other party rubbed his hair and left. [When did Brother Kris become smarter? ? ? 】

Rina hung up TAO's phone and applauded her decisiveness in her heart, but soon she couldn't laugh anymore.

Can't get out of the phone...

This tragic life...

Mr. TAO, you are a scourge.Thinking about this month's bills, Rina burst into tears.

Ichiri Nai, who was also crying like a river, and Gu Junbiao, who was not too far away but not too close either.

Of course, everyone in the Shinhwa Academy now knows that Young Master Gu Junbiao has not been in a good mood these past few days, and his temper has become more irritable, and he moves more quickly when catching people who wear the same style of clothes and shoes as him. Yes, my eyes are brighter when I find fault.In short, the teenagers and girls live in the heat of the water. Although everyone likes to watch others being picked on by Gu Junbiao and beaten up, but at this moment, Gu Junbiao's indiscriminate murderous aura is really not something ordinary people dare to approach.

Oh, except of course a certain righteous maiden.

Gu Junpyo frowned and looked at the girl in front of him who was about to faint from fright, and snorted coldly: "Lick it off, and I will forgive you." He dropped the ice cream in his hand on Gu Junpyo's shoes.

Our righteous girl burst out with a sense of justice when she saw this scene of a bully bullying a girl from a good family. She threw a rag that came out of nowhere in the face of Ju Junpyo, and put down her cruel words.

Gu Junbiao didn't move, in fact he was frightened stupid.

ha?Where did the barbarians come from?

He even threw a rag to his face! ! !

What a shame! ! !

When he returned to the lounge, he was thinking about how to teach the girl a lesson, but before he could figure it out, one day the justice girl broke into the lounge by herself. Things hit hard, and unfortunately, the girl's arrival made his situation worse.

Here's the thing -

Gu Junbiao has regretted it since he threw away his mobile phone last time, which caused the premature death of the latest mobile phone that was not warm in his hands. While waiting for Rina to call and explain to him, he complained at the same time The butler's movements were too slow, maybe Rina called while he was throwing the phone.

Gu Junbiao accidentally hit the truth...

"Junbiao, you are so entangled, why don't you just make a phone call." Su Yizheng was playing with the phone in his hand.

"That's right, you're so unmanly like this! Junbiao, do you want me to teach you???" Song Yubin also came over, not at all afraid of Gu Junbiao's stinky face.

"Go away." Pushing Song Yubin's face away, Gu Junpyo dragged his chin and waited for the phone again.

"Yo yo, this look of a resentful woman is not suitable for you, Junbiao."

"Cheer up, Junbiao, don't give up a forest for a tree."

"Ah, you guys can't finish it, so can't you be quieter like Zhihou?" Gu Junbiao pointed at Yin Zhihou who was lying on the sofa pretending to be a sleeping beauty.

"Huh? Zhihou does this every day, and it's not like you don't know."

Yin Zhihou moved his eyelids and opened his eyes, "Junbiao."

"what."

"You are noisy."

"..."

Gu Junbiao stared, grabbed the phone, paused, grabbed the pillow from Song Yubin's hand and threw it angrily.

[Hey, people are only so ambitious...] Everyone else looked at Gu Junbiao with a look of hatred.

Finally, in the eyes of the other three people, Gu Junbiao broke out: "What, I won't call if she doesn't call? Isn't it just an international long-distance call? Will such a small amount be deducted? I'll save it for her. Get some money!"

……

【Junbiao, are you trying to hide our intelligence so much? 】

"Hurry up, hurry up, Junbiao." Song Yubin said with a smile on his face.

"You can't miss this opportunity, Junbiao, come on." Su Yizheng looked expectant.

"I feel very suspenseful." Yin Zhihou, who turned into a detective.

Gu Junbiao took a deep breath, found someone's number from the contacts, curled his lips, "Thank you for your generosity, woman!" Then he pressed the call button.

After two seconds...

"Huh?" Song Yubin let out a strange cry, and Su Yizheng on the side immediately covered his mouth, but he had a funny expression on his face, and even Yin Zhihou showed an expression of "I knew it was like this" .

Unwilling to give up, Gu Junbiao pressed it again.

In just 1 minute, Gu Junbiao made [-] phone calls, which is a good record.

Junbiao's face was darkened, and he was staring at the phone screen.

"Junbiao, you have to calm down!"

"Yes, Junbiao, you have to calm down, you definitely didn't get blocked by her! Yes, you didn't get blocked by her!"

"Huh? Junbiao, you got dumped???"

"Yoon Ji Hoo!!!!"

Song Yubin and Su Yizheng both covered Yin Zhihou's mouth, but it was too late, Yin Zhihou had finished speaking, and Gu Junbiao heard it clearly.

"Bang!" The door of the lounge was slammed open.

"You! Not on the table!"

"What are you doing!" Gu Junbiao was annoyed when Jin Sicao barged in.

"I never had my first kiss on the face, how could you, how could you..."

"Huh? What's the matter if you didn't even pass my first kiss? Ah, do you want to climb up on me when you look like this woman? Go back and look in the mirror, and stop dangling in front of my eyes."

"You, how could you do this, I never..." Jin Sicao was so wronged that her eyes turned red with anger.

At this time, Gu Junpyo doesn't care about manliness or manliness.

"Are you going to cry?"

"Boom" getting angry, Jin Sicao didn't care who the person in front of her was, and kicked Gu Junbiao's face with a backspin kick.

Gu Junbiao covered his face and took a few steps back, his eyes widened as if it was unbelievable that someone would treat him like this.

"I will never bow to you!" Jin Sicao said and slammed the door away.

"I, I was beaten?" Gu Junbiao still covered his face, turning his head to ask his friend for confirmation.

"Ah, you were kicked, Junbiao, I'm sorry." Song Yubin patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

"I was beaten??!!!"

"Yes, you were beaten, Junbiao, your EQ is already worrying, don't lose your IQ now."

"Yi Zheng, Junbiao won't understand when you say that." Yin Zhihou blinked.

……

Gu Junbiao's day was extremely frustrating. He probably wouldn't want to know that a girl whom he defined as "who doesn't even have the money to make long-distance calls" had an honorable shutdown because she made an international long-distance call to someone else.

The author has something to say: I have to admit that my writing is sloppy, and I wrote too many things to cause confusion... But as long as there are people who like this article, I will continue to work hard~

This article got stuck recently, and I will update another article a little bit more. The update speed of this article may slow down

I let Sehun boy out, are you happy?

By the way, Junbiao boy was written so naively by me...would you want to beat me up~