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ice hell

(Fu Sheng walks in with Xiao Wei in his arms, Shen Ye follows behind, Bing Snake is playing with Xiao Yue)

Ice Snake: The master is back, uh, this is it. . . (looks at Shen Ye)

Shen Ye: This seat is Shen Ye, the High Priest of Liuyue City.

Ice Snake: Oh, I met the High Priest. . .Master, this is Xiaoyue, (pushes Xiaoyue in front of her) a child made by Miss Shui with a jade pendant.

Fusheng: (Looking at Xiaoyue, thinking that this child really looks like Xiyue) Well, this deity knows.

Xiaoyue: (steps forward and pulls the corner of Fusheng's clothes) Are you Daddy?

Fusheng:. . . . (Thinking to myself, Xiyue should let this deity be her father, isn't this deity and Xiyue... really messing around)

Ice Snake: Yes, he is your father!

Fusheng: Ice snake? !

Ice Snake: (lowering head) Master. . .

Shen Ye: Heh, interesting!For the extra daughter, the adults can really be calm!

Fu Sheng: (puts Xiao Wei on the bed) This doesn't seem to be about the high priest's business, does it?

Satsuki: Dad. . .

Fusheng: Ahem, Xiaoyue, this deity is indeed your father. . .

Xiaoyue: Daddy, hug~

Fusheng: (Holding Xiaoyue up) Hug and hug, does Xiaoyue like Daddy?

Xiaoyue: I like it, I like it the most~ (Playing with Fusheng's hair)

Shen Ye: Cough cough. . .It seems that this seat is bothering you. . .Ice Snake, since that's the case, then help me feed this medicine to Miss Xiaowei!

Ice Snake: What's the matter, madam?

Shen Ye: (takes out the pill) She is sick.

Fusheng: (putting down Xiaoyue) Let's come with this deity! (takes the pill)

Shen Ye: Do whatever you like. . .

(Fu Sheng puts the pill in his mouth, holds Xiao Wei in his arms, opens her mouth to meet her lips, puts the medicine into her mouth, and the two just kiss)

Shen Ye: (covering Xiaoyue's eyes) This kid can't watch!

Satsuki: Why? wxya

Shen Ye: Hey, it's almost done. Is it really good to be like this in front of your daughter?

Fusheng: Alright. (Release Xiao Wei and let her lie flat)

Shen Ye: Well, as I expected, I will wake up in a day.

Fu Sheng: One day?

Shen Ye: What, you still choose?This is the most effective medicine!

Fusheng: Alright.

Shen Ye: Farewell! (Turn around and walk out of the freezing hell)

Zhongnan Ancient Pagoda

(Tiannu is lying outside to eavesdrop, Xixuan is still with Shui Xiyue, Sijinwu, Wujinwu and Li Moxuan are also here for a while)

Shui Xiyue: It's nice to have you all, you can spare time to accompany me.

Si Jinwu: Xi Yue said this, but it’s a surprise~

Li Moxuan: That's right, as your good sister, I don't allow you to say such things!

Shui Xiyue: Got it, then you guys should come and accompany me more in the future!

Wu Jinwu: Pfft, you are so honest~

Li Moxuan: That's right!

Shui Xiyue: Do the Crown Prince and your family member not mind your coming?

Li Moxuan: My brother is very busy. There are still many things that need my brother's help in the Jade Emperor's side, and Yu Lan's marriage is also busy enough for him, so he will not care about me for the time being; I got into trouble again and was locked at home by Sister Tingxin, so I am free now!

Si Jinwu: Oh, I don't know what they are doing, I haven't seen Tiannu recently, it's so boring that I can't fix people!

Xixuan: Hey, why are you talking about him?

Shui Xiyue: Hehe, discussing him is indeed a bit unpleasant, but I'm a little curious, how would you be a slave all day long, Your Highness?

(Tian Nu had an ominous premonition and wanted to escape, but accidentally fell off the ladder. When the ladder fell, it knocked out the hornet's nest, and a large wave of hornets attacked him)

Tian Nu: (screams) Ah~!

Li Moxuan: What sound?

Xixuan: I don’t know, let’s go out and have a look!

Sijinwu: (Takes Wujinwu and Li Moxuan out to look at it) Hey, Tiannu, why did you come here?Run faster than Cao Cao!

Wujinwu: (Shows a weird smile) Heh heh heh~

Tian Nu: (besieged by wasps) Ah, I was just passing by, passing by!

Li Moxuan: You seem to be lost like this, right?Why don't we take you home!Fourth brother, what do you think is the most convenient way to send him back?

Si Jinwu: (Takes out a can of brain fragments) Oh, sir, I think he was bitten and swollen by wasps, it's poor, let's treat him first!

Li Moxuan: (puts the brain fragment to Tian Nu) Take it, this is the medicine we kindly gave you! (sinister smile)

Wujinwu: Quickly put him in a sack!

Li Moxuan: OK (putting on a sack)

Tian Nu: No!

Si Jinwu: I remember there is a river in the yard, let's throw him into it.

Li Moxuan: Good! (Drag Tiannu to the yard with the fourth and fifth brothers)

Shui Xiyue: Why haven't you come back after so long? Is something wrong? I'll go out and have a look!

Xixuan: Well, be careful.

Shui Xiyue: (Stands up and is about to take a step, but trips and pushes Xi Xuan to the ground.) Ah!

Xixuan: Ah! ! !Let me tell you to be careful, it's so heavy that it crushes me to death.

Shui Xiyue: I hate it! ! !

Xixuan: Are you okay?

Shui Xiyue: I'm fine~ I just can't get up~

Xixuan: Huh?

Shui Xiyue: Who made you feel so comfortable!

(Li Moxuan and the others threw Tian Nu into the river, and turned back to see this scene)

Li Moxuan: Yo~~~ What's the matter?

Xixuan: It's nothing, (to Shui Xiyue) Don't make trouble, get up quickly!

Shui Xiyue: Alright~ (gets up)

Four Golden Crows: Ahem. . .We didn't see anything!

Wushan Goddess Tomb Riverside Cabin

(Shen Ye stares at He Lan Yuxuan lying on the bed)

He Lan Yuxuan: (opens eyes) Here. . .This is where?

Shen Ye: Are you awake?

He Lan Yuxuan: Shen Ye, why are you here?Am I alive or dead?

Shen Ye: I am worried, I came down to take a look, and I happened to see you fainted on the shore.

Helan Yuxuan: Oh. . .

Shen Ye: Speaking of which, where did Chu Qi go?

He Lan Yuxuan: I don't know, Liu Yuan, where are you?

Shen Ye:. . . . (Arranging wet sleeves)

ice hell

Xiao Wei: (opened his eyes and realized that he was in the ice hell, what was in front of him was...) Your Excellency?

Fu Sheng: Xiao Wei, this deity has brought you home, and we will never be separated again!

Xiaowei: Well, we will never be separated again!

Xiaoyue: Daddy, who is this sister, she is so beautiful!

Xiaowei: (a little jealous) Daddy?My lord, do you even have children?

Fusheng: Listen to me, that is the child Xiyue made out of a jade pendant. Before she left, she entrusted Xiaoyue to me.

Xiao Wei: That's it, since the adults took it in, Xiao Wei naturally wouldn't have any objections.

Fu Sheng: What, are you jealous?

Xiao Wei: Not really! (to Xiaoyue) Xiaoyue is so cute, my sister likes you too!

Xiaoyue: My sister is the most beautiful person in the world! (Runs into Xiaowei's arms)

Fu Sheng: (Looking at the two with a smile) Hey~

Ice Snake: (spitting face) Calling the master daddy and the wife sister, what kind of seniority is this, it's so messy!

Xiao Wei: Ice Snake~ (smile)

Ice Snake: Here!

Xiao Wei: You ~ go ~ go ~

Ice Snake: OAO! ! !

☆, finale

Wushan Goddess Tomb Riverside Cabin

Shen Ye: Dijun, what are you going to do next? (I wondered why Zhao Liuyuan looked so much like her, but she died again, I haven't had time to be sure.)

He Lan Yuxuan: (Melancholy) Chu Qi said that Liu Yuan disappeared in the lake, most likely because she fed the fish. Since the dead cannot be brought back to life, there is nothing I can do. Next, I will erect a monument to her here. . .

Shen Ye: Here. . . (Sigh) Ms. Zhao died unjustly. If her body can be found, I will help you to bury her with honor. . .But. . . (But if Miss Zhao is really Yue'er, what about me?)

A voice came: Thank you for the kindness of the high priest, but according to Xiaoxian, there is no need for the high priest to spend a lot of trouble.

(Shen Ye and He Lan Yuxuan turned their heads to see that standing in the room and walking behind them was a masked woman. The woman lifted the veil, and the two were shocked to find that the person was Zhao Liuyuan.)

Helan Yuxuan: Liuyuan!is it really youIt's really you!Let me just say, if you love me so much, you must be reluctant to leave me!

Shen Ye: (also somewhat surprised) Miss Zhao, I am very happy to see that you are still alive. . .But, it is said that you were trapped inside without any exit, how did you get out?

Zhao Liuyuan: After I pushed Chu Qi out, the door was closed, and there was really no exit. The tomb collapsed violently, and there was a big hole in the ground, so I went out along that hole.

Shen Ye: I see. Speaking of which, what about Chu Qi?

Zhao Liuyuan: Here. . . (hesitantly) I don't know if I should say it. . .

Shen Ye: Tell me.

Zhao Liuyuan: Actually, I know that the puppets have the child-mother Gu, and the mother Gu will not survive if the child Gu dies. . .However, when all living beings die, even gods rarely have the chance to be reborn, let alone Gu worms. . .Anyone can become Chuqi, but the feeling cannot be changed.

Shen Ye: (clenching his right fist, very calmly) Okay, I understand.

He Lan Yuxuan: (looks at Zhao Liuyuan in amazement) Liuyuan, have you seen the real Chuqi?

Zhao Liuyuan: The real Chuqi died thousands of years ago, and I only lived for more than 900 years. How can I have the opportunity to meet him?But my intuition tells me that he is not the real Chu Qi, because he is not like a puppet, and he does not smell of blood or Gu insects.

Shen Ye: Based on my feeling, it's very interesting, huh?

He Lan Yuxuan: It's really puzzling. . .

Shen Ye: (I don't understand, Liuyue City was destroyed thousands of years ago, and no one who survived except me knew that Chu Qi was a puppet. How did she know it?) How do you know that Chu Qi is a puppet? puppet?

Zhao Liuyuan: I don’t know, maybe that dilapidated city always appears in my dreams, and I even see you and me, Chu Qi, a little girl and a white-haired man in my dreams, sometimes I can’t figure it out Why do I dream of these things, maybe I like to think too much, right?

Shen Ye: (If this is the case, it must be correct) Oh, interesting.

Helan Yuxuan: That. . .Can I interject, how did we get here while we were talking?

Zhao Liuyuan: I don't know, (hugging He Lan Yuxuan) But in short, I will never be separated from you again!

Helan Yuxuan: That is a must! (hold tight)

Shen Ye: It seems that I don't need to accompany you. . . (I thought I would go back to Liuyue City to check the file)

Zhao Liuyuan: Huh?Slow down, High Priest!

ice hell

Fu Sheng: Xiao Wei, it's great, you've finally recovered!

Xiao Wei: (somewhat sad) It's a pity. . .I am afraid that the Jade Emperor will let me go back. . .

Fusheng: (hugging tightly) What are you afraid of? Last time, I made a wrong choice, which caused you to die again and again; this time, I will never let you go. I am not afraid of competing with the Jade Emperor!

Xiao Wei: Sir. . . (moved) The adults can do so much for Xiao Wei, how should Xiao Wei repay you?

Fu Sheng: Little fox, you belong to the deity, so I can do for you whatever the deity wants to do for you.

Xiao Wei: Alright, then my lord will make us a happy marriage. (Nuggle in Fusheng's arms)

Fu Sheng: That's natural!

Xiaoyue: (running over) Dad, sister Xiaowei, what is a happy marriage?

Xiao Wei: A happy marriage is being together forever!

Xiaoyue: Then I want to have a happy marriage with sister Xiaowei! (look up)

Xiaowei: (Pinch Xiaoyue's face) Good!

Ice Snake: (Still complaining) Master, you seem to have met a rival in love. . .

Fu Sheng: Ice Snake, get out~

Ice Snake: ∑(っ°Д°)っ

Wujinwu: (walks in) Master Fusheng!

Fu Sheng: Fifth Highness, what's the matter?

Xiaoyue: I have seen this brother!

Fusheng: Xiaoyue is good, father and this brother have something to say, Xiaoyue go out to play with your Uncle Bing Snake?

Satsuki: Well!

(After Xiaoyue and the ice snake go out)

Fu Sheng: Tell me what's going on!

Wujinwu: Father knows that Miss Xiaowei has recovered, and he wants Miss Xiaowei to come back as soon as possible.

Fu Sheng: Your Highness, this time I have made up my mind that I will never let go, but I never thought that the Jade Emperor would send you here, and I don't want to make things difficult for you.

Wu Jinwu: I know what your lord is thinking, but I was not sent by my father. On my father's side, there are Tiannu, the queen mother and the crown prince who are convincing me.

Fusheng: This. . .Are you sure Tian Nu and Wang Mu will help?

Wujinwu: Can't go wrong!

Go back two hours

Zhongnan Ancient Pagoda Courtyard by the small river

Li Moxuan: This day slave is getting more and more boring, why not let him go! (Holding the brain fragment that was not given to Tiannu in his hand)

Si Jinwu: How can this work?It's no fun if it's not straightened out.

Li Moxuan: But do we really have no one else to deal with?Do we have to punish him, it is too pitiful for him to be punished by us every day.

Si Jinwu: Who made him so hateful!

Wu Jinwu: Let's let him out, (think about it) Maybe we can have a deal with him! (Fills Tian Nu out of the water and opens the sack) Tian Nu, let me ask you, are you responsible for Miss Zhao's death and Miss Xiao Wei's illness?

Tian Nu: (Kneeling trembling on the ground) Your Highnesses, please forgive me!Tian Nu was wrong!I will never dare to kill someone in vain again!

Hardware Wu: Huh?

Tian Nu: To be honest, it was the empress who asked the servant to do this.

Wujinwu: Well, I know that, but you can still hide it from us with your little trick?

Tian Nu: Fifth Highness, spare your life! (Kowtow like pounding garlic) As long as His Highness does not kill me, I am willing to go through fire and water for His Highness!

Wu Jinwu: Well, I will trust you once, and I don’t want you to do anything, I just want you to persuade the Queen Mother to let His Majesty give up Concubine Yu. After all, Concubine Yu was originally the fiancee of Lord Fusheng, and many gods knew about it. I don't want my father to bear the infamy of being loved by others.

Tiannu: Yes, yes, Tiannu understands!

Wu Jinwu: Hey, hey, don't fool me, do things honestly, I will make people watch you at any time!

Tian Nu: Yes!

Si Jinwu: Just let him go like this?

Wujinwu: Otherwise?Don't take things too far. . .

outside the fairyland

(Tian Nu hurriedly wanted to run in, but was caught by the crown prince.)

Li Jingming: Why is Tian Nu so anxious?

Tian Nu: I have something to report to the empress!

Li Jingming: Oh?What's the matter, it's better to report to the prince first.

Tian Nu: Empress Yufei turned out to be Lord Fusheng's unmarried wife!Your Majesty is taking love with a sword! (It was only after I finished speaking that I realized: what am I talking about!)

Li Jingming: Oh, it's just this matter, then there's no need to alarm her, you must tell them this when you enter the fairyland with the prince. (Whispering to Tian Nu in a low voice) Got it?

Tian Nu: Tian Nu understands!

(Two people walk into the fairyland, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are taking a lunch break)

Jade Emperor: Your Royal Highness, why are you here again?

Li Jingming: Tsk, look at what you said, why don't you welcome the prince?

Jade Emperor: Don't dare, please tell me if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has something to say.

Li Jingming: Tian Nu, what do you want to report, please tell me quickly!

Tian Nu: Oh. . .I want to report to Your Majesty, I just got the news that Concubine Yu has passed away. . .

Queen Mother: What, dead? (Hide happiness)

Tian Nu: Well, it is indeed dead!

Jade Emperor: Hmph, Shen Ye, you said you were saving someone, but you killed her!

Li Jingming: Your Majesty, the high priest has tried his best, but everyone has their own lifespan. Reincarnation of life and death is a common principle in the world. Your Majesty, please don't get entangled.

Queen Mother: Exactly, Your Majesty, the departure of Concubine Yu is actually a good thing. As far as I know, many gods know that Concubine Yu is Fu Sheng's fiancée. Your Majesty wants her to be Concubine Yu. Well, now that she is dead, this matter can be evaded vaguely, and His Majesty will not have to bear the infamy of being loved by others!

Jade Emperor: I. . .Could it be that I was wrong? (walking out of Yaochi regardless of anyone's eyes) I want to be quiet. . .

Queen Mother: Your Highness, Concubine Yu is really dead?

Li Jingming: Your Majesty, as long as His Majesty says that Concubine Yu is dead, it doesn't matter whether Xiao Wei lives or dies, she is dead.

Queen Mother: I understand. . . .His Majesty married the princess of the Fox Clan, not Fu Sheng's fiancée.

Li Jingming: Yes.As long as you know!Heavenly Nu, go and get your pen and ink and His Majesty's jade seal. The crown prince personally drafted an imperial decree on behalf of the Jade Emperor, announcing to the Three Realms that the Heavenly Jade Concubine is dead, and there will be no such person as Jade Concubine in the Three Realms!

Tian Nu: Yes. . .

ice hell

Wujinwu: Oh, everyone in the Three Realms should know that Concubine Yu is dead this time. . .Congratulations to your lord and Miss Xiaowei for finally getting married!

Fusheng: This. . . (a little surprise)

Wu Jinwu: This is the fulfillment of His Highness the Crown Prince and the Queen Mother to you!

Xiao Wei: Your Excellency? (looks at Fusheng)

Fusheng: Yes. . . (Nodding to Xiaowei)

Xiao Wei: My lord, we will never be separated again!

Floating Life: hold the hand of the son, and grow old together with the son. . .

12 years later

Western Temple

Fuyue:. . . . .That's it, in the end father and sister Xiaowei lived sweetly in the icy hell, and no one separated them again.

Li Ziyi: Here. . .I still can't believe that there is such a legendary story!

Li Yulan: Eldest nephew, there are still many things you don't know!All this is thanks to your father and High Priest Shen!

Li Ziyi: Oh, so, what happened to those people?What happened to the high priest, Aunt Xiyue, and the emperor?

Fuyue: I don't know, where is my mother?

Li Yulan: I can't understand this all too well!Xiaoyue, after your mother was imprisoned in Zhongnan Ancient Pagoda for ten years, she followed Master Xixuan to find what they said was a peaceful place where there was no conflict, no killing, and superiority and inferiority, where they were like gods and couples.

Fuyue: That's it, then I hope my mother and Lord Xixuan can be happy.

Li Ziyi: Huh?Then your mother doesn't want your father anymore?

Fuyue: Fuck you. . .

Li Yulan: As for Dijun, he and Miss Zhao returned to Peach Blossom Spring, and they have been in Peach Blossom Spring ever since, reciting poems and opposing each other.The high priest returned to Liuyue City, but he still couldn't deny the fact that Zhao Liuyuan was the reincarnation of Huayue, and Miss Zhao was already the emperor's queen, so she had to give up in this life. Fortunately, she found the real Chuqi reincarnation, the master who had not been seen for thousands of years. The servant met again. . .

Li Ziyi: Well, this seems like a perfect ending!

Fuyue: Dumb, this is a perfect ending, okay?

Li Yulan: Well, sprinkle flowers, perfect ending!

The author has something to say: basically it’s over~ have they finally got married (it’s just a pity for Shen Ye) ~ the second HE ever written ~ I will broadcast another version of the ending later ~ [ps from Yu Lan is Li Jingming's youngest sister, and Li Ziyi is Li Jingming's son] : I want to be quiet. . .Queen Mother: Who is Jingjing?Jade Emperor: Quiet is just quiet!