[Random stew] The only strange Tan in the world

Yaochi

(The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are taking a lunch break, Shen Ye and Li Jingming both come to see him)

Tian Nu: (Running to report) Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Highness and High Priest of Binghai, Ao Xier, please see me!

Jade Emperor: (thinking why she came here) Let them in quickly!

(The Great Golden Crow and Ao Xier come up)

Great Golden Crow: My ministers see my father!

Ao Xi'er: Xiaolong sees His Majesty, long live Your Majesty, long live, long live.

Jade Emperor: (raising his hand) Excuse me, why are you here today?

Ao Xi'er: Xiaolong heard that His Majesty's empress has been ill recently, but he couldn't find out the reason?Just now when I was observing the stars in the clouds, I met His Majesty by chance and learned about His Majesty. Judging from the symptoms His Majesty described, His Majesty has a poison that needs the power of ice and snow to detoxify. There were also people in Hai who were poisoned by this poison, so they rushed over.

Jade Emperor: Oh?Where did such a magical poison come from?

Ao Xier: There is a beast in northern Xinjiang, which is not poisonous, but as long as its claws are drawn through the wine, the wine will be poisonous.

Shen Ye: Here. . .This kind of claw is only available to the high-ranking priests of Liuyue City. How could it spread to the ice sea?

Ao Xi'er: Shen Ye, are you still ashamed to say that you don't look down on your subordinates and still suspect me?

Shen Ye: Oh. . .Say what you want!This seat knows nothing about this matter.

Ao Xier: You!

Li Jingming: Well, stop arguing, the prince believes that High Priest Shen Ye will not let his subordinates harm the Jade Emperor.Let Xi'er cure Empress Jade Emperor first!

Ao Xi'er: Yes, Xiaolong will heal Empress Jade Emperor now. (casting)

Li Jingming: (plays with the folding fan, leans closer to the big golden crow) Zijia, don't you think this is strange?

Big Golden Crow: Here. . .

Li Jingming: Before the matter is clarified, Shen Ye, Ao Xi'er, Tian Nu and even you and I are all suspects. The prince will definitely investigate and find out, so that no one else will be murdered.

Big Golden Crow: What the crown prince said is true.

(Ao Xier finally healed the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother)

Jade Emperor: (resurrected with full blood) Thank you, Ao Xier.

Ao Xi'er: Your Majesty, you are too polite. If Your Majesty has nothing to do, then Xi'er will leave.

Li Jingming: Wait a minute, wait a minute!Jade Emperor, this crown prince thinks that whoever poisoned him should be found out and punished on the spot, so as to prevent him from poisoning others again, otherwise the Three Realms will be restless!

Jade Emperor: Well, that's right, I'd like to see who ate the bear's heart and leopard gall!

Li Jingming: In order to eliminate suspicion, Shen Ye, you are the highest-ranking priest in Liuyue City, you must have the claws of beasts, you might as well show them to the prince for a look.

Shen Ye: Oh, take it as you please. (Take the paw out of the sleeve and give it to the crown prince)

Li Jingming: (Nodding) Well, your suspicion can be ruled out.

Ao Xier: Why?

Li Jingming: From what I know about Shen Ye, if he wants to harm someone, he will definitely attack him head-on, and he will not choose such despicable means!Besides, who would be stupid enough to do something bad and put the evidence on himself?

Ao Xier: All right. . .

Shen Ye: Hmph!

Li Jingming: As far as this prince knows, His Majesty was poisoned by drinking.Then may I ask, when did Your Majesty and Your Majesty drink that ten-thousand-year-old wine?

Jade Emperor: It seems like a month ago, yes, a whole month, at noon.

Li Jingming: As far as this prince knows, His Royal Highness the Great Golden Crow is handling matters in the southern border of the Lower Realm, while Ao Xier is supposed to be retreating in the Ice Sea.

Ao Xier: Yes, someone was poisoned shortly after I came out of retreat.

Li Jingming: Well, then the suspicion of you and the Great Golden Crow has been ruled out, but may I ask, who in the ice sea was poisoned?

Ao Xier: Xiyue.

Everyone: (very surprised). . .ah?

Li Jingming: Water girl?Cough, Tiannu, let me ask you, Your Majesty asked you to take the ten-thousand-year-old wine, but you took it yourself?

Tian Nu: It was taken by slaves. . .only. . .

Li Jingming: Just what?

Tian Nu: It's just that later a eunuch insisted on offering it to His Majesty for the old slave.

Li Jingming: Which eunuch is it?

Tian Nu: I can't remember.

Li Jingming: Hmph, useless stuff!

Shen Ye: There is nothing strange about this eunuch. His Majesty always asks people to taste wine, so that eunuch will not be so stupid as to poison himself.

Li Jingming: Well, there must be something else hidden here!As for what it is, the prince is not clear.

(The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother look at Li Jingming in a daze)

Li Jingming: Cough. . .The Crown Prince will immediately arrange manpower to seal off all parts of the Heavenly Court in order to find the murderer.

Jade Emperor: Well, let's do as His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said.

Demon Realm

Subordinate: Elder Prince, Bailixuan has woken up.

Lukla: Well, bring her up!

Men: Yes.

(Bailixuan is brought up)

Lu Kela: Miss Baili, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you all right?

Bailixuan: I’m fine, Bailixuan is here to attend the July 49 [-]-day appointment, and I would like to thank the eldest prince for his help, so I will return the treasure to the eldest prince (takes out the paw)

Lu Kela: I will give this claw to you as a meeting gift from the master to his subordinates. (Thought to myself: You think I'm stupid, if I keep this evidence, I will be implicated by you.)

Bailixuan: (difference) Subordinate?

Lu Kela: Well, look, this king has helped you so much, killed all your enemies without leaving any traces, don't you have to give something in return?How about this, my prince heard that you are powerful, so I will promote you to be the guardian of the left, and you will obey me from now on, okay? (rings the bell)

Bailixuan: (suddenly felt dizzy for a while, and then seemed to lose his soul). . .The subordinates are willing to go through fire and water for the prince!

Lu Kela: Well, that's right, all right, go down first.

Bailixuan: Yes! (back off)