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Xu He really didn't look at the lord. He looked away, took out a piece of paper, and completed the chemical equation he hadn't finished writing.

Master Zhang touched his sore buttocks, limped up aggressively, entered the door, and pointed at Xu He angrily: "You boy——"

Snapped.

Before he finished speaking, Xu He was confused by the chemical equation.

Master Zhang's face darkened instantly, and he blew up the paper in a huff.

What the hell?

Xu He got up, clapped his hands, and said, "Come on, don't worry, you understand this first before talking to me."

He just didn't want to talk to this guy.

When old man Tianxuan comes back, clean up the door by yourself.

Mr. Zhang fell down in front of the Mingyue Tower, and his aura lost his momentum. When Xu He said something so coldly, he was immediately cowardly, and he didn't dare to look him in the face.It wasn't until Xu He walked out of the building that he opened the paper in his hand and took a look.

A semicircle is not a circle, a bunch of letters going around.

Mr. Zhang was stunned for a long time, and after he figured it out in his own way, another mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, and he burst into anger: "Xu He——!"

This brat actually drew a talisman to curse him!

Really sinister!

When Xu He went out, he didn't hear Master Zhang's roar.

He waved his sleeves, shaking off the green leaves that fell on him when he came out of the building.

He sneaked out today, and he will go back to the palace later.

Next year is when he will end the imperial examination. In the National Academy, there will be a lot less homework, and most of the time will be reviewing books by himself, and there will be a lot of free time.And the old man Tianxuan didn't know when he specifically greeted the doctor in the National Academy.

Seeing that he was full of interest in machinery, the doctors basically booked him in the Ministry of Industry, and let him sleep and fish on weekdays, turning a blind eye.

In the warm spring, Xu He bought candied haws and licked them as he walked across the Anding Bridge where catkins fluttered.Trapped in the middle by a human wall, he chewed on the hawthorn, feeling a little confused.

The place was completely surrounded, and boys and girls were crazy, throwing flowers and handkerchiefs to the central area, screaming and screaming.

It was so noisy that Xu He couldn't hear a word. He planned to take a detour, but he felt itchy, so he tugged at the corner of a little girl's clothes and asked, "What's in front of you?"

The little girl was indulging in her frenzied joy, her sleeves were pulled, and impatiently, she turned her head and wanted to yell at the sightless passer-by, but when she turned around, she saw Xu He who was licking candied haws with a questioning expression on his face.

She was stunned.

Eyes wide open, that impatience was instantly overwhelmed by shyness, amazement, and excitement, and she blushed inexplicably, and stammered: "Little son, come forward, face to face, that is Master I don't know who is talking to others. Do you know?"

"Oh."

Xu He spat out the hawthorn core with a cold face. Was it that stinky and shameless demon monk?

He seldom goes out of the palace on weekdays, but he has also heard about the reputation that he wants more and more now.

This liar is now in full swing and has become all the rage.Seeing it with my own eyes today, he really beeped the dog.He is the only one who can turn a generation of eminent monks who have no desires and desires into a national idol who has attracted countless fans.

Xu He bit the second candied haws again, and then asked, "What about?"

The little girl blushed as if she was about to be familiar with it: ""I don't know what Lun Lun is talking about. "

"..." Xu He kept staring at the front of him, and turned to the girl who was so ashamed.

When she saw her abnormally red face, she was slightly surprised.Then there was a trace of sympathy in my heart, this stuttering girl is really strong, she came out to make fun of such a serious illness.

Xu He thanked her and planned to squeeze forward.

In fact, he walked inexplicably smoothly, without any effort, and he walked out of the crowd naturally.

A candied haws has not finished biting, and it has reached the front row.

The crowd was separated on the shore.

A row of willow trees and a river of clear water.In the middle of the bridge, the two stood facing the wind.

One is wearing cassock and is old, and the other is wearing a white robe, in full bloom.Across the gurgling water and the swaying willow branches, the eminent monk in snow clothes turned his head, picked up the flowers that the woman had dropped on his shoulders, and in the brilliant spring, he smiled at them.The extremely Buddha-like eyes drooped down, smiling compassionately.

"Ahhhh-!"

"I don't know Master!!!"

"I don't know Master!!!"

The heart-piercing roars of men and women sounded in Xu He's ears, which gave him a headache.

Xu He bit the hawthorn and felt his teeth hurt.

He has the feeling of being in a star concert in modern times.

But as long as he thinks that this star is a bald head and a liar, he beeps the dog.It's too dramatic.

After the screaming and boiling, there was another round of throwing flowers and handkerchiefs. There were people on the other side and there were people on this side, but there were very few things that could be thrown onto the bridge.

Most of them were thrown into the river, a river of petals, sachets, and handkerchiefs.

Xu He casually thought, if he were the magistrate of the capital, he would have already arrested this monstrous monk who pollutes the environment.

He looked down at the river seriously, and when he raised his head, his face was blurred by an embroidered handkerchief blown by the wind from the opposite bank.

Xu He pulled it off with a frowning face, and saw that this white embroidered handkerchief was embroidered with... huh?He turned upside down and upside down, those two yellow birds—a picture of a fighting cock?

What a lively picture of a cockfight.

Xu He was going to throw the handkerchief away, but suddenly he was startled, he had some bad premonition.

He raised his eyes and happened to meet a very compassionate smile.

The little monk has grown into a great monk, and the calculating look in his eyes still hasn't changed.

With such a smile, Xu He knew that this person was going to make trouble.

really.

Really, the light, the wind and the moon, the immaculate Master I don't know, suddenly said to the old host next to him: "Is it fate?"

He took a step forward and walked towards Xu He step by step amidst the screams of thousands of believers. , don’t chase when you go. Just think—”

I didn't know to stop in front of Xu He, with his indifferent face, his slender hands snatched the veil embroidered with a lifelike cockfighting picture, and said: "This veil is fate, and fate has implicated you and the person on the other side. girl."

He pointed away.

The "girl" on the other side was more than eight feet tall and had a beard. She was confused at first, but when she saw Xu He, her eyes brightened and she waved her hands shyly.

Xu He: "..."

I don't know with a meaningful smile: "This is the fate brought by the wind, the mandarin ducks embroidered in handkerchiefs, young master, don't cherish it."

Xu He's point is - mandarin ducks? ? ?

He took the stick of candied haws from his mouth, and looked down at the two balls of yellow on the embroidered handkerchief—had the girl's hand been pecked by a chicken?

Probably when he grows up, his temper will become better. This monk's nonsense can no longer make him vomit blood.

Xu He said bluntly: "Then I'll give it to you, fate to you, girl to you, you're welcome."

I don't know her face froze for a second, but she was still polite: "No."

After seeing his influence, Xu He had a bold idea in his heart. This idea is really feasible, like a cheat from heaven. Let him see the face of the broken monk with a thick wall, and he smiled a little: " Oh, what are you being polite about. You said fate, we meet again on this bridge is fate, let's go, brother, take a step to talk."

"..." I didn't know how to make a fool of myself, I took a step back, always feeling that it would not be a good thing, and silently tore off my white sleeves of hundreds of taels of money: "Benefactor, you respect yourself."

Oh, this time I am self-respecting.

Xu He raised his hand and made a gesture of eight.

I don't know.

At this time, the abbot who was discussing with him came over, and when he saw Xu He, he was amazed and stunned: "This is..."

I don't know that I immediately retracted the worldly face that saw Qian's eyes wide open. For a second, there was no emotion, no desire, no desire, and I looked back and said with a smile: "Oh, this is my destined person today."

God damn people are predestined.

Xu He rolled his eyes.

I don't know how to explain a few more words to the old abbot, ignoring the crazy cries of men and women on both sides of the strait, and pushed Xu He into a certain alley.Really take a step to speak.

I found a small inn, closed the door, sat on the table, the image of the eminent monk disappeared, and smiled: "Let's talk, 800 taels of silver or 800 taels of gold. If it is silver, it will help you do a fortune-telling calculation, and if it is gold, you will help you do three hexagrams."

Can I show some face.

Xu He: "Here's a banana for you."

I don't know: "Oh, don't be so unfriendly to monks."

Xu He slammed his head on the table with a serious expression, "How about making a deal with you?"

I don't know how to look at him slowly, then shake my head: "... not so much."

It's hard to say anything without money.

Can.The monk is snobby enough.

Xu He smiled at him, sat down slowly, and said, "I'm afraid you forgot that you promised me to be a cow and a horse."

I didn't know what to say after thinking about it, but I didn't know what to say, so I said: "Amitabha."

"..." Xu He really wanted to smash the bald donkey's bald head.

But for the task, endure.

He came hard first, "As promised, don't forget the rich and the noble--you are not benevolent first, then don't blame me for being unrighteous. I still remember all the wicked things you did before, brother, do you believe it? I'll tell you all the shit out of it."

Let me be soft again: "I'm talking about looking for your cooperation, not taking advantage of you for nothing. You don't listen first."

Both hard and soft, I don't know how to use the remaining conscience to think of that kindness.

Staring at Xu He, he was on guard: "What's the matter?" This kid looks pretty and harmless to humans and animals, but he won't be low in tricks.

Xu He smiled and said, "Do you know what day it is at the end of this month?"

I don't know if I have a little interest.

Xu He said slowly, "The end of this month is the Empress Dowager's [-]th birthday."

I do not know the dazzling light in the eyes.

Xu He said: "I'll give you a chance to become famous in the imperial city, how about doing me a favor?"

I don't know and thought about it seriously, he pretended to be an eminent monk and even pretended to be temperamental, the only downcast eyes seemed to be enlightened, as pure as a lotus flower.

Xu He wanted to pull out the lotus.

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't know and nodded seriously: "Yes!" He added: "You can't lie to me."

Xu He smiled happily, and poured tea for him: "It's okay to be so easy to talk to. How can I be willing to lie to you."

I don't know how to accept his enthusiasm: "You asked me to change my name to Yuan Ji."

Heh, actually dared to turn over the old account, Xu He: "Then you went down the mountain and cheated me."

Unknowingly, I feel that I have been greatly wronged: "I was giving you something!"

Xu He: "My Rubik's Cube is so easy to put on the table, how did it get into your hands?"

I don't know for a moment, and said: "Maybe, it's fate."

Xu He was in a good mood and didn't bother to expose him.

To solve the task so easily, he is really a genius, in all aspects.

Xu He, who had nothing to do but was happy, poured a cup of tea for Unknown very enthusiastically.

I don't know and I dare not drink it.

Xu He said unhappily, "Why do I feel that you are wary of me?"

I don't know how to shake my head: "No."

Xu He: "Fart."

I don't know how to ponder for a while, thinking about how to get away with it, and finally staring at Xu He's side face, he had a flash of inspiration and said, "Maybe it's because you look a little unknown."

Xu He thought of the blackened Yintang in the Jokhang Temple, and sneered: "Are you looking for a beating?"

I don't know how to shut up, not dare to provoke.

But the eyes glanced in the dark.

He thought to himself, it's true...unknown.

...to the point of being unknown.