Die as soon as you get married!

It was night, and a gloomy shadow coveted the delicious food in the room. Its figure slowly moved on the window, and its evil eyes looked at the sleeping Tan Xi in the room without blinking.

With Jiang Xuan by his side, Tan Xi slept soundly, completely unaware of the approach of the foreign object.

Jiang Xuan noticed it, but he didn't care.

There was a rustling sound, and the baby lying on the side of the cot slowly poked his head out from above, and the smell of food made his mouth glisten with saliva.

His little paws crawled out on the guardrail, and Gulu landed on Jiang Xuan's chest all of a sudden, with his butt facing his father's big face.

"..." Jiang Xuan looked at the two petals of the buttocks expressionlessly, slowly twisted, he crawled towards the end of the bed neatly, then rolled down from the bed with a grunt, and lifted up like a puppy after landing head.

The shadow noticed the little guy with round eyes, and his eyes became more sinister.

The little guy crawled over and looked at it through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Ghosting grinned, and Jiang Zhengyi also fiercely exposed his little milk teeth that hadn't fully grown yet.

The ghost slowly soaked through the glass, and stretched out a hand towards Jiang Zhengyi.Even if he can't eat the ghost king, this little guy looks very nutritious——

Just as this thought flashed across, Jiang Zhengyi suddenly grabbed one of its fingers, and with a sudden force, the ghost was dragged in and thrown on the ground, and Jiang Zhengyi pounced on it with a whimper.

With a shrill scream, Tan Xi woke up as if frightened. Jiang Xuan immediately covered his ears, and moved his lips to touch his eyes. Tan Xi thought he was dreaming, and soon fell asleep again. past.

The next morning, Tan Xi saw the little bastard sitting in front of Wang Jiu, gleefully chattering, and gesticulating with his little hands. Wang Jiu didn't know whether he listened or not, but he looked serious anyway.

When Tan Xi walked over, Jiang Zhengyi immediately shut up. He got down on the knees and took his toy to play with, and secretly raised his face to take a look at Tan Xi.

Tan Xi squatted down: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Zhengyi was already one year old, he could call him father, and he was good at looking at people, so he pretended to be stupid when he met Tan Xi with his big eyes.Tan Xi thought of what happened last night, his face suddenly changed, and he stood up abruptly: "Jiang Xuan!!"

Jiang Xuan poked his head out of the study while agreeing, and Tan Xi rushed over in his pajamas: "Did he eat something messy again?"

Jiang Xuan's face remained unchanged: "I didn't eat."

Tan Xi is very sensitive: "Really?"

Jiang Xuan: "Really."

"I'll ask you again, think carefully before answering." Tan Xi said angrily with a straight face, "Did you really not eat?"

"..." Jiang Xuan weighed it up: "It's fake, he ate it, but I slept too deeply at that time, you know I can feel at ease as long as I hold you..."

"Ten words make it clear."

"I woke up and he had eaten it all."

Tan Xi gritted his teeth immediately.More than a year ago, I heard a story from the Yangming Bureau’s WeChat account, saying that a Taoist priest often ate ghosts and turned into a monster that was neither human nor ghost. Since then, Tan Xi has banned Jiang Zhengyi from eating messy things.

But this kid doesn't know who he learned from. He can't walk when he sees a ghost, and his saliva is like a waterfall.

Under normal circumstances, Jiang Xuan's aura would make ghosts stay away. Unless he deliberately restrained and cooperated, Jiang Zhengyi would definitely not be able to catch it.

He rushed up to beat Jiang Xuan, but the latter hurriedly reached out to hold him in his arms, holding his hand to prevent being beaten: "It's okay to eat once in a while, you see, he is only one year old now, and he can already walk away... ..." Although I couldn't walk steadily, I was able to stand up anyway.And it can be called Dad, the nutrition of ten boxes of milk powder for a ghost!

Tan Xi glared at him, Jiang Xuan continued to coax: "When he fights again, he won't have to sleep in the same room as us, then we..."

His soft lips touched Tan Xi's ears, and Tan Xi's face flushed with embarrassment, but suddenly he pinched his waist severely, and said angrily, "You can't gamble with his body!"

"He's fine."

Tan Xi's eyes turned red: "What if something goes wrong?"

Jiang Xuan couldn't bear being looked at by him the most, he was silent for a while, and said slowly: "Then... the old way?"

The so-called old method is that Jiang Xuan carried his son directly to Jiang Ming for purification, digesting the yin energy in his stomach, and when it was over, Jiang Zheng was lifted out and thrown into Tan Xi's arms, Jiang Xuan said gloomyly. : "Snacks are not allowed for a month!"

Well, that's right, besides ghosts, Jiang Zhengyi also especially likes to eat snacks that children love. Some children can get full with snacks, but he can't.

Jiang Zheng became anxious as soon as he heard it: "I don't respect righteousness!"

"Are you qualified to speak?"

Jiang Zheng pouted his small mouth, and buried his face in Tan Xi's arms in a grievance. Jiang Xuan let out a cold snort and left. Jiang Zheng said to Tan Xi, "That's not what he said last night..."

Jiang Xuan has always told Jiang Zhengyi to eat ghosts as soon as he sees them and grow up quickly, but every time he finishes eating Jiang Xuan will suddenly turn his face.

Feeling guilty, Tan Xi reached out and rubbed his little head.

Jiang Zhengyi was very attached to him, and he had trusted him since he was a child. Regarding Jiang Zhengyi's unique hobby, if Tan Xi stopped him, wouldn't he be annoyed?So the heavy responsibility of this matter fell on Jiang Xuan.

The old method is that Tan Xi came up with an idea behind the scenes to pretend to be a good person, making Jiang Xuan a strict father to intimidate Jiang Zhengyi, and he hugged his son to express comfort: "Daddy is doing it for your own good too, good boy~"

Jiang Zhengyi soon went to kindergarten, and one day Tan Xi rushed into Jiang Xuan's office in a rage. He was also soft when he was angry, not scary at all, but very pitiful.However, Jiang Xuan was afraid.

He handed Tan Xi the water, and kept silent cautiously.

Tan Xi sniffed his nose for a long time, but before he could speak, "Why didn't you ask me what's wrong?"

Jiang Xuan could only ask, "What's wrong with you?"

In fact, he didn't want to know what happened to Tan Xi, because he thought he should have known it already.

Tan Xi was really very angry: "Your son hooked up with a little girl at school! His parents called me and said that he is only two boats now, and he will definitely be a big pervert in the future!"

Sure enough, this is the case. Jiang Zheng said that he would buy chocolates for a girl, but the next day he took the chocolates and gave them to another girl. The former girl complained to her parents, and the parents scolded her in the group After Tan Xi, the parents of the latter girl were gnawed by Jiang Zheng because of their child's face—although the girl was willing to be gnawed for the chocolate, they still called Tan Xi and scolded him. pause.

Jiang Xuan hesitated: "The one who was gnawed is not a girl..."

It's just that she looks too cute and looks like a girl...

Tan Xi said angrily: "Is this the point? The point is that your son has been treated as a pervert! This needs to be educated! He can't do this!"

"He may not be a slut, but that kid tastes good?" Jiang Xuan guessed, Tan Xi looked at him like a ghost, Jiang Xuan bit the bullet and continued: "You think he is only three years old, right? Maybe he just looked at that Children are delicious, you know..."

Tan Xi was about to cry, Jiang Xuan finally swallowed the following words: "What do you think?"

"I can't let him fall."

"Ah."

"Is it okay for him to eat from the bowl and look at the pot when he grows up?"

"Will not……"

"Are you sure you won't?"

"..." Jiang Xuan really didn't dare to guarantee Jiang Zhengyi.

"You have to beat him up to make him remember." Tan Xi looked over softly, Jiang Xuan still struggled: "He hates me all the time now."

"If you hate it, hate it, don't I like you enough?"

Jiang Xuan was silent, Tan Xi blinked, gave him a kiss, then stood up and said: "That's it, the child must be beaten if he should!"

In the evening Jiang Xuan had a sullen face as soon as he got home, Tan Xizheng was pulling Jiang Zhengyi to do his homework on the table, he just threw his coat and slipped Jiang Zhengyi up.That posture frightened the little guy, he hurriedly grabbed Tan Xi: "Dad!!"

"Jiang Xuan, what are you doing?" Tan Xi stood up 'hurriedly', Jiang Xuan turned to look at him, Tan Xi looked 'anxious', "Why are you pulling him?"

His innocent appearance made Jiang Xuan feel depressed, he pushed Tan Xi away: "Don't worry about it!"

Upstairs, Jiang Xuan pressed Jiang Zhengyi to spank his butt: "In the future, you are not allowed to bite people casually! If you can't do it, you are not allowed to make promises to others casually! You are not allowed to find another one after you have sworn eachother! Do you know!"

Jiang Zhengyi couldn't understand what he was talking about at all. Although Jiang Xuan didn't hit hard, Jiang Zhengyi's aura still scared Jiang Zhengyi enough. He didn't know what to do except cry and know.

Tan Xi pretended to persuade him outside: "Ah Xuan! Don't hit him so hard, you will break it later...Ah Xuan? Okay, okay, don't hit Ah Xuan!"

While talking, he lowered his head to play Lianliankan, and occasionally knocked on the door anxiously.

Because of his presence, Jiang Zhengyi cried louder. When Jiang Xuan came out, Tan Xi immediately put away his phone and walked in. As soon as he entered, Jiang Zhengyi hugged his waist, crying so sadly.

Jiang Xuan retreated and walked out, leaning against the doorway and lighting a cigarette for himself melancholy.

Jiang Zhengyi hugged Tan Xi in the room and cried: "Daddy is good or bad!"

"I'll help you beat him later."

"I hate Daddy!"

"No, baby, you have to think about it, why did he hit you? Did you do something wrong?"

Jiang Zhengyi didn't listen: "I'm in so much pain!"

"Good baby, daddy rubs it for you..."

Jiang Xuan's eyelids twitched.

When Tan Xi coaxed the little guy who was tired from crying to sleep and came out, there was no hint of distress in the corners of his eyes and brows. He reached out and patted his man's shoulder with a satisfied expression: "Good job."

He turned to leave, but Jiang Xuan dragged him back. The cigarette butt on his mouth almost poked Tan Xi. smoke rings.

Tan Xi coughed and coughed: "Why are you smoking again?"

Jiang Xuan said with a straight face: "I'm angry with you."

Tan Xi looked innocent: "What's wrong with me?"

"He just said he hates me."

"I like you." Tan Xi held his face and kissed him, and said softly, "If you don't hit him, little guy, he will be lawless."

Jiang Xuan looked resentful: "Why don't you fight?"

"Look at my face." Tan Xi widened his eyes and said, "Does it look like someone who can beat someone?"

"..." Jiang Xuan gnawed angrily.

Totally broken!