Die as soon as you get married!

The next day, Tan Xi heard something knocking on his window, got up and looked over in a daze, his eyes gradually focused on the small snow-white thing on the other side, and found that it was a paper crane.

It thudded the window, which surprised Tan Xi. He stretched out his hand and opened the window, and heard X45's voice: "I'm so satisfied with the face you painted! I can't help but want to run over and hug me You, but you can't get away for a while, let my little paper crane kiss you instead of me!"

The paper crane approached Tan Xi's face, and was grabbed by a hand out of thin air. Jiang Xuan squeezed his fingers lightly. It floated out and landed outside the window.

Tan Xi's waist was hugged, Jiang Xuan leaned into his ear, and said displeasedly, "Don't let him kiss you."

Tan Xi was still digesting what he said just now, he turned around in a daze, and after being blocked by the man's lips and kissed for a while, he finally realized. He rubbed his eyes and said, "It's just a paper crane."

"Nothing can kiss you casually."

Tan Xi was happy because he was taken seriously. He went to take a look at the time on his mobile phone in embarrassment, and found that it was already 12:30 in the morning, "My mother must be talking about me again."

"I explained the reason to her." Jiang Xuan pulled him out to wash his face and hands, and said: "And now they are all going to school, you can rest assured."

"My mother still goes to school like that?"

"She said she was worried about those students." Jiang Xuan wiped his face with a moist towel, Tan Xi subconsciously closed his eyes, pursed his lips and smiled, "I feel like a useless person when you do this."

"I like serving you."

Tan Xi blushed: "You will turn me into trash... My parents dare not spoil me like this."

"I dare." Jiang Xuan said, "And I can afford it."

Tan Xi is also quite good-looking. His good-looking lies in his eyebrows and eyes. He is gentle, gentle and well-behaved. He looks like he is easy to be bullied and slaughtered. Few people will argue with Tan Xi, even if they want to bully him. Even people who are not good will give in three points because of this eyebrow.

Because Tan Xi looked too soft and sticky, bullying it was like sticking a needle into the cotton, which was meaningless.

Jiang Xuan's hand moved away, Tan Xi opened his eyes and said, "Jiang Xuan, why do you like me?"

Jiang Xuan lowered his head to wipe his hands, and asked, "Why don't I like you?"

Tan Xi couldn't answer. Although he has many shortcomings, he still has many advantages. But for Jiang Xuan, his advantages should be very common...so he was only puzzled about why Jiang Xuan liked him. If Jiang Xuan didn't like him, he wouldn't be surprised at all.

Tan Xi has always felt that he is a very boring person, because he has been with Fu Zhi for so many years and thinks that he has done a perfect job, but Fu Zhi has never liked him.

This leads him to doubt his own worth.

But when he came to Jiang Xuan, he seemed to be a supreme treasure, no matter what he did, he would be praised and recognized, no matter what he did, he would be loved and pampered.

Tan Xi looked at him stupidly: "Jiang, I think you have set up a trap for me. I am getting closer to you, need you more and more, and cannot leave you more and more. One day, you want to When you hurt me, you don't have to do anything, just get out and leave, and my soul will fly away."

Jiang Xuan's hand paused slightly, and he smirked: "Then how are you going to resist?"

Tan Xi shook his head: "I don't resist. Everyone has their own destiny. If that day really comes, I think I can accept it calmly."

"..." There is no end to it.

Jiang Xuan led him to the living room for dinner, Tan Xi opened his mouth to feed him, but Jiang Xuan was annoyed: "Aren't you going to become a waste?"

"People should enjoy the present moment!" Tan Xi eloquently said: "The pain in the future is for the happiness of this second!"

Tan Xi opened his mouth to beg for food and picked up his mobile phone. Sure enough, he saw the WeChat message from X45. The other party yelled excitedly at his painter for a long time, and the last sentence was very serious: "How can you draw this face?"

Tan Xi thought for a while and replied, "I dreamed about it."

After a while, X45 said to him: "How did you dream about me?"

The colleague next to X45 happened to look at his computer screen, and immediately sprayed out after seeing him typing these words: "You are too shameless! The drawing is so beautiful, do you think it is you?"

Colleagues laughed, and the joke spread throughout the office in an instant: "X45 deserves to be the number one shameless in Yangming General Administration Hahahahahaha."

Tan Xi didn't know what was going on with him, so he was taken aback, and replied, "Is this you? I don't know... I just had a random dream."

He told Jiang Xuan about this in surprise, and Jiang Xuan said casually, "He must be teasing you."

Tan Xi felt that this was quite in line with the X45's style of painting, and when he took the phone back, he found that the X45 had returned to normal: "You idiot hahaha, I was kidding you! I don't have a face at all, let alone such a good-looking face! "

After X45 finished typing this sentence, his fingers retracted and twitched slightly. Just looking at that delicate hand, it is hard to imagine that his face does not have any protrusions and facial features. He quickly laughed together with his colleagues, and looked at the computer desktop again When I was there, I saw a new message from Tan Xi: "As long as you like it!"

Tan Xi let go of a worry, and ate with Jiang Xuan's hand for a long time, when the doorbell suddenly rang.The courier delivered the goods to the door, and Tan Xi was still wondering what he bought, when he found that the other person's face was green, wearing a hat, although he tried to smile, but... he didn't look like a living person.

Tan Xi immediately realized that this should be something sent by Yangming General Administration, he signed it, turned around and ran home, his heart beating wildly.

Dead people and ghosts are two things, no matter how many times you see them, you will still be afraid!

Unpacking, it turned out to be a recorder. X45 taught him how to use it on WeChat. As long as Tan Xi said his name to the thing and it was consistent with the ID-certificate-number that had been registered in the system, he hung it directly on his neck That's fine.In addition to being able to call the police according to approaching ghosts, it can also send relatively low-level wandering spirits to death, which is very convenient for private guests who do not know Taoism.

The only limitation is that it cannot be hung with anything.

Tan Xi touched a stone that he had worn around his neck for a long time, frowned, a little tangled.

He wore this stone on his neck more than ten years ago, only one or two grams, as thin as a cicada's wing, warm in winter and cool in summer. Accidentally found that it had a lot of fine lines, as if it was cracked. His father said that this thing had blocked him a lot of disasters and could not be easily removed.

For so many years, it has almost become a part of Tan Xi, and Tan Xi rarely notices its existence.

He wanted to try this magical-sounding recorder, hesitated for a while, and was about to take it off——

"Tan Xi!" Jiang Xuan called him suddenly. He walked over quickly, reached out and snatched the recorder, and said, "I'll help you wear this. Your father said that the jade on your neck is already alive. If you take it off casually, it will hurt you." Disaster."

Tan Xi had no choice but to put it back obediently, "Is it useful for you to hold it?"

"It didn't say that it can only be worn around the neck." Jiang Xuan looked serious, but he was perfunctory. He didn't have any hope for the baby of Yangming General Bureau. Indulging Tan Xi's all this, it would be better to say that he was coaxing him to play .

X45 sent another message: "You can give it a name, it's very smart."

Tan Xi became interested again, touched the two-finger wide recorder like a small dial, and said, "Call it Tan Baobao!"

The recorder beeped, but Jiang Xuan said, "No."

Tan Xi was puzzled, Jiang Xuan said: "What qualifications does it have to be named after you?"

"..." Tan Xi had no choice but to say, "Why don't you call me Wang Shi?"

Wang Jiu was gnawing onions on the table with relish, but now he looked up and looked over. It slowly crawled over, raised a small paw and pointed at Tan Xi. Tan Xi immediately put the recorder in front of it: "Turtle son, you have a younger sister! Look at how cute she is, get along well!"

Jiang Xuan: "Why sister?"

Tan Xi pulled off the rubber octopus bow on his keychain, put his hand on Xiaoyuanpan's forehead, and said, "Because of this!"

The head of the rubber octopus sister is empty, and she looks aggrieved.

It is also aggrieved to be forced to install a sex recorder.

Jiang Xuan thought that Tan Xi was just letting it go casually, but unexpectedly he went to find 502 glue with great interest, and insisted on pressing the little pink bow to death on the originally exquisite small disc.

After finishing all this, he activated the voice chat setting of the recorder.

A male voice said: "Hello, my dear master, I am Tan Baobao Wang Shi, I hope we have a happy cooperation."

"Your name is not Tan Baobao Wang Shi, you are called Wang Shi." Tan Xi reminded him: "And you are a younger sister, can you switch to a female voice?"

"Sorry, my appearance..." It spun around and saw the mirror on one side of the wall, as if shocked by the pink bowknot, it made an indescribable electric sound, stuck for a while, and squeezed out a burst of tape With a sizzling voice: "Because the system detected that you have a male lover, in line with the principle of 'the more functions, the faster it will be broken', I have not been implanted with a female voice, but I will try my best to meet your requirements."

Tan Xi was already unexpected: "I'm very satisfied!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Shi suddenly opened his mouth again. It was an announcement. The male voice matched the sound of electricity, as if a human being squeezed his throat on purpose: "Report to the master~ Baby Tan, Wang Shi received it, one thousand, one hundred, one Ten, points, please check."

Tan Xi didn't know, so: "Changing gender to get points? So good?"

Jiang Xuan handed him the neglected mobile phone: "He sent it to you."

X45: "This is to thank you for painting my face. I don't do outdoor activities very much, and I meet very few ghosts. These are all my points. I give them to you. I hope you get the Resurrection Pill as soon as possible!" There are a lot of comparisons.

Tan Xi was a little moved. He thanked him, put away his mobile phone, and let Ten Sister and Ninth Brother play in the house, while he was going to pick her up from the fucking school.After all, Liu Ying's waist is still not healed, so Tan Xi needs to take care of it.

Tan Xi’s house used to be in a rural area. Later, after the government’s planning, the cement road was repaired here, but the house was built by itself, and the neighbors around were all known before. When Tan Xi went out, he could say hello and talk to everyone. That's not enough, Tan Xi has always been a social scumbag, so he can barely be familiar with his soft and deceptive face.

There are a few stray cats active next to the trash can near the village. Tan Xi was often encouraged by his parents to come here to feed them, and he fed them batch after batch, but the kittens were endless, and he was not familiar with any of them every time he came back.

Tan Xi Ting invites these small animals to be seen. When people nearby come, they will immediately go out to hide, but every time Tan Xi walks by, they will only make them stop curiously, and those who are bold will come to meow around him Call.

Tan Xi walked through them to the nearby parking lot, and found his car in it. Just as he was about to pull the car door up, a man in a hat suddenly rushed over beside him. Before he could react, his arm was twisted suddenly, and the whole body The man was pushed against the car door, and the man rushed up and kissed his lips.

Tan Xi's eyes suddenly widened. He didn't have time to react. Jiang Xuan on one side was already furious. The man holding him was kicked and flew out. Hitting the rear car door, wow, he vomited a mouthful of blood, which showed that Jiang Xuan was almost killed.

The man raised his head in a daze, he couldn't see Jiang Xuan, he just thought it was Tan Xi who kicked him just now, and his expression was a little disbelieving.

Tan Xi saw his face clearly, and was also stunned: "Fu Zhi..."