When the local rich meet the real rich

Ever since he knew that he had something in his belly, Xu Bin became very cautious.

It used to be like walking like a tiger, but now before you go out, you have to stand at the door and look around for ten seconds to make sure everything around you is safe before you can walk with confidence.

Not to mention smoking and alcohol, even chewing gum, he quit.

He doesn't touch anything that is bad for the fetus.

I would rather force myself to make fried rice with eggs than eat instant noodles.

Moreover, he also pays great attention to parenting knowledge. Don’t talk about it on the Internet. Children must start with prenatal education, and the next generation cannot be lost at the starting line.

Although Xu Bin is not good at studying and has limited education, he has a good sense of education and can keep up with the trend.

But what about prenatal education?

It's nothing more than listening to music and reading books.

So, every day when he returned to the apartment from the company, he was tinkering with cooking for himself while listening to music.

What about "Brother Grassland Love", "Horse Pole" and so on, with a strong sense of rhythm and straightforward lyrics, he thinks it is especially suitable for prenatal education music.

Children, it must be a lively event. What Bach and Beethoven are you listening to? Adults can’t understand it, but children can understand it?

Xu Bin was full of confidence and felt that his path was right.

As for reading, it was really difficult for him, he felt dizzy when he read the words, but in order to be a qualified father, he had to overcome even the most difficult things!

In order to make a compromise, he bought two copies of "Harry Potter" and came back to read them.

There's nothing wrong with it, children's literature, the story is still interesting, isn't it more interesting than reading those obscure prose poems?

Although he fell asleep before reading two pages, Xu Bin believed that as long as he did it himself, the child would definitely benefit from prenatal education, but how he could absorb and digest it would depend on the child's talent.

To put it simply, "Dad is sorry for you. If you are born a little stupid, it has nothing to do with me."

The "irresponsible" Mr. Xu naturally paid a heavy price.

He thought that the morning sickness at the beginning of pregnancy was enough to torture people. According to the Internet, it can be significantly relieved after three months of pregnancy.

But whoever thinks, he is an exception.

Xu Bin's morning sickness is getting worse and worse.

By the time he was three months pregnant, he basically slept in the bathroom every day, so that he could vomit at any time.

And Xu Bin also figured out some rules, this little bastard, I won't let you vomit before eating.

He has a great appetite before meals, and every day when meal time comes, Xu Bin feels so hungry that he could swallow a cow.

But just after eating the last bite of rice, the chopsticks haven't been put down yet.

That disgusting feeling surged over him, making him wish he could turn his stomach out.

It doesn't matter how much you eat and how much you vomit, and you are still hungry after vomiting, and you still have to eat, just tossing and tossing over and over again.

Xu Bin is convinced, he suspects that he is not carrying an ordinary cub, I am afraid it is Nezha, who makes trouble in his stomach every day!

Xu Bin, who was subdued, was completely discouraged.

Watching TV shows, he no longer dares to watch bloody and violent Hollywood blockbusters. He only chooses cartoons to watch.It’s not for anything else, it’s not mentioned in the book, the mood of the pregnant father (wife) directly affects the mood of the fetus, even if it’s a smirk, the child has to feel it.

The key point is that if this kid is in a bad mood, he really can't bear it as a father. If he is unhappy, he will give you a set of punches and kicks in the stomach, and he will kick the intestines directly.

In this way, he persisted until the 16th week of pregnancy, four months, Xu Bin finally miraculously stopped vomiting. That day, he held his belly and almost cried. He was so touched. This child still knows how to love his father.

However, new problems have come again.

This stomach is getting bigger day by day. Although it is not so obvious after wearing heavy clothes with three layers inside and outside after entering winter, Xu Bin specially bought a loose down jacket and wrapped himself up like a polar bear. Yes, most people can't see anything unusual about him.

But there are still sharp-eyed discoveries.

Once the secretary asked him directly, "Mr. Xu, have you not exercised recently, your stomach is getting up."

Xu Bin was sweating from his forehead, "Hehe, is it so obvious?"

Secretary, "It's not bad, it looks like a small pot helmet has been buckled."

Xu Bin: "..."

In the future, this stomach will become more and more obvious, and it will be harder and harder to cover it up. It seems that he has to find a way.

Although Xu Bin thinks that being a single parent is not ashamed, he doesn't want his child to be criticized as soon as he is born.

He really had to think about it.

Just in time for winter, the Northeast has entered a period of permafrost, and there is no way to continue construction, and the entire company has also entered an off-season. Therefore, Xu Bin thought, how about handing over the business of City A to Liu Jian, and then returning to the city by himself? eight mountains?

After all, about the child, he can hide it from anyone, but he can't hide it from his parents. Besides, he doesn't want to hide it. He didn't say it before, and he didn't think about the words. He was afraid that his parents would disagree, but now his belly is showing. Parents see Can you bear it?

After thinking about the countermeasures, Xu Bin called Liu Jian to the office that day, and the two handed over the work. After that, he simply packed his bags and planned to return to Bashan.

When he was packing his luggage, Xu Bin realized that there were not many personal belongings in his box, and they were almost all kinds of baby products purchased online for his children some time ago.

Although there is still half a year before the due date of delivery, he has begun to lose his excitement, visit parenting forums every day, and stock up on all kinds of good things.

When he returned to his hometown this time, he brought back all the two big boxes of good goods he had stored.

At the door of the house, after getting off the car, Brother Shui and the driver of another family helped him carry his luggage. Looking at the two oversized boxes, Brother Shui couldn't help but joked, "Binzi, you are taking the whole apartment Evacuated?"

Xu Bin held out the belly of Xiaoguokui with a proud expression on his face, "Not only that, I have brought back the rest of my life."

Brother Shui and the driver: "..."

I thought to myself, this ancestor stayed in the provincial capital for a year, and his bragging skills have improved again.

The day before Xu Bin went home, he called his family, so Xu's parents were already prepared.

Hearing the noise outside, Xu's mother hurriedly told her wife, "His father, the child will come into the house later, so it's useless for you to stop talking."

Xu's father was wearing presbyopic glasses to read the project document. When he heard Xu's mother's words, he was very unhappy and said, "You said what happened yesterday? Why don't you let me talk about it? You don't even know that you met Lao Liu yesterday, his that It’s so loud, but I’m so fucking pissed off.”

Xu's mother didn't answer, and gave him a blank look. In fact, she was quite uncomfortable. When her wife came back to learn the tongue yesterday, she followed Xu's father and scolded Lao Liu.

Seeing that his wife shouldn't be with him, Xu's father became even more upset. He stood up excitedly from the sofa, then picked up a pillow and hugged it in his arms, learning the way vividly, "Yesterday, Lao Liu just hugged his grandson like this, He went to my office in a hurry and insisted on letting me take a look. Daughter-in-law, it’s not that I’m talking badly, that child is really not very good-looking, ga ga ba ba, dark and not autumn, the eyes are not too big, the key is to look at Mumu in a daze Yes, lack of energy, look like a big head, stupid! What!"

"How many times have you said this, let's go, accumulate some morals, no matter how unattractive the child is, he is also Lao Liu's grandson. His own family looks good and handsome, so I went to Show off to you!"

Xu's mother's words stabbed his wife's heart.

Xu's father didn't allow her to say another word, and threw the pillow on the sofa, then patted his chest in great pain and said, "Even Liu's big head can show off in front of me, tell me, can I not be aggrieved? When did I, Xu Dali, get angry like this? If it wasn't for the little bastard who didn't live up to it, wouldn't the two of us have grandchildren now, and it would be his turn to show off with his big head?"

"You're a bald guy who pays back the bill when you talk. When your son broke up, you said clearly, 'Split, split, split, hurry up.', now regret it?"

"I'm not saying that I regret that Binzi broke up, that's the point of breaking up, so hurry up and look for it again, can't you hang yourself on a tree with a crooked neck?"

Xu's father said that he was so excited, he threw his glasses on the table, ignored the project book, and sat back on the sofa angrily, with a resentful expression of "it would be unfilial not to hold a grandson for me".

Seeing his wife's unlucky look, Xu's mother sighed, then poured him a cup of tea, handed it to her hand, and said, "You can do it, calm down, didn't you listen to Binzi's friends back before, Because of that Xie Xinze, he almost fought with someone. It can be seen that this time is really sad. Can we force the child again at this time? When can't the grandson be hugged? As long as our son slows down, I have thought about it and started right away The introducer, male or female, tall or short, fat or thin, we have prepared everything for him, if you pick whatever you want, I don’t believe it, there is no one who can catch my eye.”

Hearing that his daughter-in-law already had a charter, Xu's father laughed again, took a sip of tea, and said, "Fuck, I have to say that you can hold your breath and do big things. Look, when I have a grandson, I have to be angry with him, I'm not bragging, if Binzi just gives birth to one, it will be a hundred times stronger than Liu's big-headed family, he can't be proud of it!"

As Xu's father said, he was still staring out of the window, as if he was going to have a showdown with Big Liu in the future.

Mother Xu, "..."

As soon as the two finished chatting, Xu Bin entered the door.

Seeing that their son was in good spirits, Xu's parents were relieved. Xu's mother touched his son's shoulders and said, "Oh, I've lost weight. It looks like my shoulders are thin."

But Xu's father said, "The face has no flesh, but the belly is not small. Is it because I drink beer all the time recently? I am not very old, and I have a beer belly."

Xu Bin, "..."

Hearing that his wife didn't sound good, Xu's mother turned her head and gave a warning look, then turned around and looked at her son again, with an amiable face, "Son, hurry up and wash your hands, Mom has cooked a table of delicious dishes, all of which you like to eat." of."

Father Xu whispered BB, "Hmph, it's still good to come back alone."

Mother Xu had already walked to the door of the kitchen. When she heard this, she turned around and smiled at her wife, "Dad, what did you just say?"

Father Xu quickly waved his hands, "No, I didn't say anything, hahahaha."

Mother Xu gave him a hard look and went into the kitchen.

Regarding the daily BATTLE of his parents, Xu Bin said that he likes to hear and see it, and feels very warm. This is home, and children should live in such a home, so that they can grow up heartless and cute.

After Xu's mother brought all the food to the table, the family sat around the table. Xu Bin didn't touch his chopsticks. He first poured a glass of wine with his parents, and then said solemnly,

"Dad, Mom, son, I'm sorry for you, today I want to announce a big event."

Seeing his posture, the old couple were terrified.

Father Xu asked, "What's wrong? The company went bankrupt?"

Xu Bin, "No."

Mother Xu, "So you made up with the little boy?"

Xu Bin, "..., not at all."

Xu's father and Xu's mother said in unison, "Oh, that's good."

Xu Bin, "...", suddenly felt a little hard to say.

But he still drank the boiled water in the glass in one gulp, then took a deep breath and said, "Dad, Mom, you are going to have a grandson!"

Xu's parents: "????!!!!!!"

Seeing their surprised eyes, Xu Bin nodded heavily, "Really!"

After speaking, he patted his belly lightly.

"Gudong", Xu's father walked over with his stick, and among Xu's mother who was crying and pinching his wife, Xu Bin hurried over to help his father up.

After pinching two people, Xu's father slowed down. When he opened his eyes, he looked at his daughter-in-law on the left, and then at his son on the right. The two lines were full of tears, and then he held his son's hand tightly and said, "If a grandson , call it Xu Yan, and if it’s a granddaughter, call it Xu Nuo.”

Xu Bin and Xu's mother: "..."