damn it

The little ghost couldn't hold back his emotional outburst, he cried for a long time before he stopped, and then eye-to-eye with Dou Cheng.

Seeing the little guy sobbing and choking with blood and tears all over his face, Dou Cheng felt extremely uncomfortable with a stagnation in his heart. After a moment of silence, he got up suddenly and rushed out of the house.This sudden action startled both Qu Zhong and the kid, worried that he would be in danger, they both chased him out.

"What are you doing, Dou Cheng?" Qu Zhong asked after him.

"I'm going to the supermarket, I'll be back later!" Dou Cheng ran so fast that he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

There is a small supermarket near Dou Cheng's house. It is said to be a supermarket, but it is actually a small shop with two rows of shelves of tens of square meters, and it sells miscellaneous things.Dou Cheng rushed in without going to the shelf, and directly patted ten yuan on the counter.

"Buy balloons, red ones, how many can you buy for ten yuan?" Dou Cheng asked.

The owner of the small shop is an old man in his 50s. After hearing this, he bent down and took out two bags of balloons from under the wooden counter.

"It depends on whether you buy the big one or the small one. The big one costs five yuan each, and the small one costs ten yuan three." The owner of the small shop pushed the things in front of Dou Cheng and then sat down, letting him choose by himself.

Dou Cheng picked two big ones, turned around and left.As soon as they walked out, they saw one big and one small waiting outside.

"Why are you here?" Dou Cheng was taken aback when he saw the two of them.

"I don't trust you." Qu Zhong asked, "I'm so impatient, what did you buy?"

Dou Cheng smiled, and handed the balloon he just bought to the little ghost: "Hey little ghost, you see that I am the same as yours, right? And mine is bigger than yours, so I gave it to you. You must Accept it, if you dare to refuse, I will spank your ass."

The little ghost stared blankly at the balloon for a long time, but didn't reach out to take it. He looked up at Dou Cheng with tears in his eyes: "Is my brother leaving too? I don't want the balloon anymore, so brother won't leave, okay?"

Dou Cheng, who has a heart of iron man, was instantly turned into soft fingers by this soft and waxy prayer. At that moment, he felt distressed.

"Go home first." Dou Cheng took the kid's hand and left.

Qu Zhong frowned, and subconsciously wanted to stop it, but hesitated for a while, and finally said nothing.It's just that there is too much yin, anyway, with him watching, it is impossible for anything to happen.

When the two and one came home, Dou Cheng hugged the little ghost without saying a word, thought for a while, and took out a tissue to wipe his face.In the end, he found that he could touch the little ghost himself, but he couldn't touch the tissue. The blood on his face couldn't be wiped off, so he immediately encountered difficulties.

Still, Qu Zhong went to the kitchen and brought out a bowl of talisman gray water: "Dip this in and scrub him off."

"Aren't ghosts afraid of talismans? If you wipe his face with this thing, it won't burn a hole, right?" Dou Cheng looked at the bowl of water suspiciously. power.

"Don't worry." Qu Zhong sighed, "Is that why you don't believe me?"

This is not a question of belief or not, mainly because of the deep-rooted mythological concept of talisman paper. In the eyes of ordinary people, this thing is used to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts. Who knew that it has such a wide range of uses?

But after Qu Zhong said so, Dou Cheng no longer worried, dipped his hands in water and began to scrub the kid.

Seeing the blood on the little ghost's face disappear completely after touching the talisman water, Dou Cheng had a whim while feeling emotional: "I really answered that sentence, water can carry a boat or capsize it, this talisman water can catch it." Ghost exorcism can also wash the face of ghosts, tsk, your talisman paper is quite multifunctional, it can be used as a weapon and a facial cleanser, by the way, do you ghosts also wash your face for beauty? If so, then you It’s completely possible to open a ghost beauty salon, specializing in beauty care for ghosts and ghosts. If you need Ming coins to collect Ming coins, and if you need soft sister coins, let them find a way to get soft sister coins... Tsk tsk, it’s exciting to think about it!”

The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was feasible, and Dou Cheng looked at Qu Zhong excitedly.

Qu Zhong's eyebrows twitched at the sight.

Then I heard Dou Cheng say: "Teach me how to draw talismans, just like this, when the time comes, I will open a ghost beauty salon, hehe, I will open the opposite side of Liu Xiazi's Xiangxie shop, let the old man drag him, I will kill him !"

Qu Zhong: "..."

This godly logic, bending weight is also subdued.

Qu Zhong: "Didn't the man trick you twice, and that grass-rooted man has nothing to do with him, as for?"

"Heh... Without his supernatural kick, how could I have caused such a disaster like you?" Dou Cheng felt that this unlucky debt should be blamed on Liu Blind.

"If you don't collect protection money, people won't give you that kindness if you smash and rob." Qu Zhong picked up the bowl and walked to the kitchen: "It's so late to cook noodles for dinner, how about not making it so complicated?" ?”

"Whatever." Dou Cheng has always been indifferent to what he eats.

Dou Cheng put the kid on the sofa, saw a glass of water on the tea table, picked it up and took a sip, and was about to sit down and play mobile games for the kid when there was a knock on the door.Dou Cheng paused while holding the phone, wondering who would come at this point, but he sat on the sofa without moving.

The arm was poked, and Dou Cheng turned to look at the kid: "What are you doing?"

"Brother, there is a person outside the door." The little ghost said softly.

people?

Dou Chengcheng was even more puzzled, so late, who could it be?He went to open the door, and saw Gan Ping standing at the door timidly.

"Brother Cheng, I'm on the train at 05:30 tomorrow morning, you, you really don't want to go with me?" Gan Ping asked.

Dou Cheng gave him a no-brainer, and said jokingly, "I'm sick, it's like running away with me."

"Then you eloped with me?" Gan Ping shamelessly climbed along the pole: "Brother Cheng, let's go together, you see that you don't have any relatives here, this area will be demolished soon, and then you will have to find another Instead of looking uncomfortable here, it’s better for us to go far away together and make a companion. You see, this is my first time traveling far away, and I’m not covered by Brother Cheng. I’m not at ease.”

"No." Dou Cheng was indifferent.

"No, it's been so many years. Is it interesting for you to live like this? Do you really want to eat and wait to die? Let's be human. We should pursue a little bit no matter what. You don't have to save the earth. It's so grand and ambitious. Wife and children should be happy. Well, otherwise, what's the point of living this day?" Gan Ping earnestly tried his best to persuade Dou Cheng to join him.

"It's not interesting." Dou Cheng straightened his shoulders: "So I decided, after the house is demolished, I will become a monk and become a monk."

"Ah?" Gan Ping was stunned: "No, Brother Cheng, you really see through the world of mortals, right?"

Dou Cheng rolled his eyes: "I can't see through it. I have a lot of resentment in my heart. I just think that this life is too unlucky. Maybe it's really bad luck. I'll just eat fast and recite Buddha's name, and practice in my next life."

Gan Ping was taken aback for a while.

"Come in." Dou Cheng turned sideways: "Have you eaten yet?"

Gan Ping shook his head, and closed the door after entering.

"How about I cook noodles, let's eat together?" Dou Cheng asked.

"Oh." Gan Ping was listless: "Hey, if you don't come with me, what will happen to me?"

"It's still a waste, be careful your father breaks your leg." Dou Cheng sneered at him, went to the kitchen and said to Qu Zhong: "Gan Ping is here, you cook an extra bowl."

"Okay." Qu Zhong stood by the pot and worked without looking back.

Soon, Qu Zhong came out with his face upright.There were three bowls of noodles on the tray, one bowl of Gan Ping, one bowl in front of Qu Zhong himself, and the last bowl in front of Dou Cheng.

Dou Cheng looked at this bowl and then at that bowl, feeling unhappy: "You all have meat in your noodles, why am I the only vegetarian?"

"Aren't you going to become a monk?" Qu Zhong picked up noodles with his chopsticks, and asked casually, "Didn't you say that you want to eat fast, chant Buddha, and cultivate your next life?"

Dou Cheng: "..."

Gan Ping laughed happily, and gave Qu Zhong a thumbs up: "Sure enough, Boss Qu is mighty. Someone like Brother Cheng who runs the train with his mouth full of words should be treated like you. How do you say it? Oh, oh, One thing lowers one thing! Look at Brother Cheng, he dares to be angry and dare not speak out hahaha..."

"It's really running the train with your mouth full." Qu Zhong glanced at Dou Cheng and nodded: "Before you came, you were clamoring to open a ghost beauty shop opposite Liu Xiazi's Xiangxie shop to scare people off. Ready to become a monk."

"Pfft..." Gan Ping sprayed the face into his mouth: "What the hell?"

"Shut up, you." Dou Cheng was annoyed, seeing how unbalanced the meat noodles in the bowls of the two people looked, he pushed the bowl in front of him towards Qu Zhong, and grabbed Qu Zhong's with his hand, Start eating when you are sleepy.

Gan Ping had a shocked face: "...Then, what Boss Qu has eaten..."

Before he finished speaking, Dou Cheng kicked him under the table.

Gan Ping looked at this and then that, and resolutely remained silent.

Gan Ping had to catch the train for a long trip early in the morning, so he didn't stay for too long, and left reluctantly after eating. Dou Cheng especially looked down on him, as coy as a woman.

Gan Ping was sent away here, but sleeping at night became a problem.

Originally, there were only a few little ghosts, but it didn't really have any effect, but this little ghost stuck to Dou Cheng, and he followed Dou Cheng wherever he went, to the kitchen, to the bathroom, to the bathroom, and even to sleep. Room.Dou Cheng couldn't wait for this, but Qu Zhong's face turned black, and he directly took the kid and threw it out of the room, and a talisman blocked it.

The little ghost couldn't get in, and he didn't resist stubbornly, so he cried.The ghost cries in the middle of the night are faint and creepy.

"I said, the kid is crying very sadly, why don't you let him in?" Dou Cheng turned over and sat up: "You say you are an old ghost, why are you still fighting with a child? Are you ashamed?"

"No." Qu Zhong vetoed it, and then looked at Dou Cheng with dissatisfaction: "Why are you so caring all of a sudden?"

Dou Cheng wasn't out of love, he was just... the kid's experience made him feel sympathetic to each other, even though their encounters were essentially different, the results were similar.

Dou Cheng kept his face sullen and said nothing, and Qu Zhong also looked at him and said nothing.

After a long time, Qu Zhong broke the silence: "You are not in the right mood today. It feels like a convulsion every time you think about it." Sighing, he finally compromised: "I'll let him in."

Dou Cheng moved slightly, subconsciously turned his head to look at Qu Zhong, with deep and complicated eyes.In fact, it's not that he thought about it all the time. Before the kid woke up, he really thought about getting rid of the weight and getting rid of all this...