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Chapter 45 The Haunted House Honeymoon
"came back?"
Qu Zhong raised his head from the book, his brows and eyes were warm and deep, and his eyes were smiling, showing tolerance and full control.
Dou Cheng was even angrier when he saw how he refused to enter, but he also knew that this was the truth. As long as this guy is not willing, he will not be able to get out of this villa. He has been wandering around for half an hour. Walking along the memory route, the result is like a ghost hitting a wall, no matter how you turn, you will come back here.
"What on earth do you want?" Fortunately, Dou Cheng thought that even if this guy is a ghost, he is still a good ghost, and even if he is a zombie, he is still a good zombie, or he was too naive, because he hid it well and did not show the fox's tail!
"Come and sleep." Qu Zhong tilted his head and glanced at the position beside him.
Dou Cheng's scalp is numb. Now he can't simply understand the word sleep. When he hears these two words, he thinks of the beautiful scene of a wave in the waves during the day.
Seeing that he was not moving, Qu Zhong raised his eyebrows and showed Grandma Wolf's gentle smile: "Come here by yourself, or should I let you come here?"
Dou Cheng... Dou Cheng was very spineless, obediently rolled over by himself, climbed onto the bed, lay down on the inside, closed his eyes, and trembled with fear.This is a ghost bed. He watched it burnt with his own eyes. Although he had already rolled over, he still couldn't be cowardly.
Just as he was standing stiffly with his eyes closed, he suddenly felt a hand crawl across his thigh, touch his hip, and land on his brother...
"Your uncle Qu Zhong!" Dou Cheng frowned immediately, grabbed Qu Zhong's hand and shook it away: "What the hell do you want to do?! How long does it take to stop after a whole day of tossing? I...my butt hurts!"
As soon as the words came out, Dou Cheng himself blushed.
"Relax." Qu Zhong didn't rub Brother Dou, but touched his head instead.
Dou Cheng was about to die of anger: "Don't touch my head!"
Qu Zhong continued to have a good temper: "Go to sleep, I won't touch you."
It's no wonder that Dou Cheng was able to sleep. He stared at Qu Zhong with his eyes fixed on him. If eyes could kill, Qu Zhong would have been riddled with wounds.
"Are you angry?" Qu Zhong casually turned to the next page.
Dou Cheng rolled his eyes.
Qu Zhong frowned, and muttered: "But it's not right, this book clearly says that if love develops over time, if you want to occupy a woman's heart, you must first occupy her vagina..."
Dou Cheng vomits blood: "I'm a fucking man!"
"Is there nothing wrong with it?" Qu Zhong made an inference: "Is it the same reason, to occupy a man's heart, you must first pry open his ass.
Dou Cheng: "... What the hell do you read?!"
"Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio." Qu Zhong squinted at Dou Cheng, with an expression of condemning him for knowingly asking.
Dou Cheng: "..."
I almost believed your evil!
Dou Cheng found that this dead zombie was shameless and shameless, it was really terrifying, and it was simply overwhelming.In this world, is there anyone more shameless than Dou Cheng?Unscientific!
"Why do we have to stay here for three days?" Taking a deep breath, Dou Cheng asked with a suppressed temper.
Qu Zhong turned to the next page, and did not give Dou Cheng a corner of his eyes, silence is golden.
Dou Cheng was so angry that he kicked over: "I'm asking you something!"
"Newlyweds, don't they all go on their honeymoon?" Qu Zhong asked without raising his head.
"Huh?" Dou Cheng looked confused: "A honeymoon in a haunted house? No... who the hell wants to spend a honeymoon with you?"
"It's just you and me here." Qu Zhong smiled: "It's very lively, if you don't sleep, I will continue to do some honeymoon things." This tone is quite evil.
Dou Cheng was so stunned, in order to keep the chrysanthemum from being tortured and injured all over the place, he could only swallow his anger, gritted his teeth, gave Qu Zhong a stare, and closed his eyes to sleep.I thought I couldn't fall asleep at first, but when I closed my eyes, I couldn't help but lose my consciousness and fell asleep.
The next day, Dou Cheng was woken up by someone.As soon as he opened his eyes, he was thrown high by Guanyin sitting on the lotus, and he was so desperate that he had no chance to resist and refuse. When he finally woke up from the stimulation, it was already another night, and he was soft into a puddle of mud.
On the third day, Dou Cheng was not only woken up by being fucked, but he was not allowed to rest, from morning to night, and from night to dawn... In addition to solving physical problems, he almost never got out of bed, such a high-intensity piston It's a miracle that he didn't fail under the exercise.But what's even more strange is that he ate two bowls of noodles in the past three days, and on the third day he didn't have time to take a sip of water a day and a night. Apart from being limp and weak, he didn't feel hungry at all.
And Qu Zhong was also very strange when he did that thing, he always liked to pinch his waist with one hand and stroke his lower abdomen with the other... This action is really chilling, he is not a woman, how can he still have a baby after being fucked for a few days?
Qu Zhong kept his word, he said it would be three days, and on the third morning, Dou Chengzheng was so tired that he was about to fall asleep, so he was carried out of the haunted house by him.
Dou Cheng resisted being hugged by the princess, but right now he really had no strength, so he protested feebly with his eyes open, and then fell asleep.However, one second he was still being carried by Qu Zhong on the downhill road, and the next second he had already arrived at the door of the house.
When Qu Zhong took the key to open the door, Dou Cheng frowned, he hurriedly stopped to comfort him: "It's okay, go on to sleep, I'll open the door."
When Dou Cheng fell asleep again, he smiled, opened the door, carried him in, and carried him all the way to the bed in the bedroom.
Of course, it was his room.
Dou Cheng slept soundly this time, and he woke up naturally, just in time for dinner.He didn't see Qu Zhong, which made him feel a lot better. He stretched himself out of bed and walked out of the bedroom. He was startled when he saw a table of sumptuous meals. Before he recovered, he saw Qu Zhong holding a A porcelain bowl came out of the kitchen, and from a long distance away, one could smell the rich aroma of tonic stewed chicken.
"Get up?" Qu Zhong put the soup on the table, and said while taking off his apron: "Then go wash up quickly, and then eat. You have worked hard these days. I went to the vegetable market to buy an old hen and stewed it." There are medicinal herbs for you to make up for, and there are also steamed hoofs with noodles, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised shrimp in oil, and your favorite sauerkraut fish twice-cooked pork, but it’s not good to eat greasy ones, so I stir-fried a vegetable... ..."
Before Qu Zhong could finish his sentence, Dou Chengcheng was already sitting at the table and started to gobble it up.
He's almost starving to death, and he's even washing his ass!
Seeing him shaking his head like this, Qu Zhong also sat down at the table: "Eat slowly so you don't choke, drink more soup, I stewed it for a day and it's very tasty."
"Don't think that if you pretend to be such a wife, I will have sex with you." Dou Cheng said vaguely while picking up the food, "I won't do it if you make a circle!"
Qu Zhong pretended not to hear, and silently held food for him.
After a meal, Dou Chengcai finally felt alive again. He went back to his room and did dozens of push-ups, then climbed on the bed and fell asleep again.There is no way, he has been severely overdrawn in the past three days, whether it is his body or his sleep, he needs to make up for it.
Qu Zhong tidied up the kitchen and went in. Dou Cheng was already snoring a little on his belly. He didn't bark his teeth and claws when he was awake, but he looked quieter and more obedient.Qu Zhong smiled silently, walked over and lay down next to him, did nothing but dragged him into his arms, stroking his beautiful wheat-colored belly with deep eyes.
She is indeed pretty. Although the four-pack abs are not very obvious, they are still full of masculine sex appeal. This figure is far from that delicate and beautiful face, but the fusion of the two makes it even more attractive. .
Qu Zhong was a little ready to move, but he didn't feel like a beast in the haunted house, and closed his eyes while holding back.
For several days in a row, Dou Chengcheng woke up, ate, slept, and lived like a pig. It took him a full week before he finally recovered.When he is in good spirits, he can't stay at home anymore, especially because he doesn't want to face Qu Zhong day and night. This dead zombie is poisonous. When he sees him, his chrysanthemum tightens and his prostate becomes numb. Dou Cheng feels ashamed to look at him now. .
Not staying at home, Dou Chengcheng asked Gan Ping to go out again.
The two played a few games in the game hall, but they were a little bit uninterested.
"Why, what's on your mind?" Dou Cheng knocked on a cigarette and put it in his mouth, casually threw the cigarette case to Gan Ping to let him take it by himself, and asked Gan Ping who almost missed the cigarette case while lighting the cigarette.
Gan Ping was frowning. He really had something on his mind. Hearing this, he sighed: "Brother Cheng, we were born in the same year and the same month, and we will be 24 in two months."
"Ah." Dou Cheng took a puff of cigarette and then slowly exhaled: "And then?"
"Then..." Gan Ping also took a puff of cigarette before saying, "My dad said that I am an adult now, and he has no obligation to support me for free, and let me go out and support myself."
Dou Cheng glanced at Gan Ping.
"My dad asked me to go to Guangcheng with his old classmate. His old classmate is a contractor. It seems to be a contract for the lantern festival or something. I heard that it is very profitable. My dad just wanted me to go." Gan Ping sighed.
"Then go." Dou Cheng said indifferently.
"I do not want to go……"
"Why don't you go?" Dou Cheng interrupted him: "Continue to dawdle like this?"
"It's not very good for us now." Gan Ping muttered.
"You can't compare with me." Dou Cheng smiled angrily: "I, I eat enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry. I live my life no matter what, but you are different. You have to start a family and start a business, and live with your parents." Where's the big fat grandson?"
Gan Ping glared at Dou Cheng with a gloomy expression: "You are a heartless person, you won't be reluctant? I've been here, and I haven't seen each other for a year or so."
"I betrayed you, grandma!" Dou Cheng stepped on Gan Ping's buttocks: "Such a fucking disgusting sissy, I'm gone, I have to go back to eat."
"Just eat something outside together, I'll treat you." Gan Ping hooked Dou Cheng's shoulder.
"No." Dou Cheng took away his hand and walked home without turning back: "I'll go home and eat."
In the past few days, Qu Zhong has been cooking big meals, which are rich in meat and vegetables and delicious. Dou Chengcheng has already formed a habit of going home as soon as the meal is served.Of course, the main reason is that the food made by Qu Zhong is too delicious. His appetite has been spoiled, and he looks down on outsiders a little bit.
"Hey, wait!" Dou Cheng hadn't gone far before being caught up by Gan Ping again, and asked mysteriously, "Did you hear anything when you came out and passed by Mrs. Gao's door?"
Dou Cheng looked at him blankly.
Gan Ping's face was even more mysterious: "I heard that Mrs. Gao's house is not very clean, and there are always movements, either the sound of stools falling in the middle of the night, or the sound of chopping boards, and some people even said that they heard it when they passed by in the daytime. There were footsteps behind me, but when I turned my head to look, there was nothing, you said that the day for Mrs. Gao's evil spirit has not yet come, so why don't you come back early to step on it now?"
Qu Zhong raised his head from the book, his brows and eyes were warm and deep, and his eyes were smiling, showing tolerance and full control.
Dou Cheng was even angrier when he saw how he refused to enter, but he also knew that this was the truth. As long as this guy is not willing, he will not be able to get out of this villa. He has been wandering around for half an hour. Walking along the memory route, the result is like a ghost hitting a wall, no matter how you turn, you will come back here.
"What on earth do you want?" Fortunately, Dou Cheng thought that even if this guy is a ghost, he is still a good ghost, and even if he is a zombie, he is still a good zombie, or he was too naive, because he hid it well and did not show the fox's tail!
"Come and sleep." Qu Zhong tilted his head and glanced at the position beside him.
Dou Cheng's scalp is numb. Now he can't simply understand the word sleep. When he hears these two words, he thinks of the beautiful scene of a wave in the waves during the day.
Seeing that he was not moving, Qu Zhong raised his eyebrows and showed Grandma Wolf's gentle smile: "Come here by yourself, or should I let you come here?"
Dou Cheng... Dou Cheng was very spineless, obediently rolled over by himself, climbed onto the bed, lay down on the inside, closed his eyes, and trembled with fear.This is a ghost bed. He watched it burnt with his own eyes. Although he had already rolled over, he still couldn't be cowardly.
Just as he was standing stiffly with his eyes closed, he suddenly felt a hand crawl across his thigh, touch his hip, and land on his brother...
"Your uncle Qu Zhong!" Dou Cheng frowned immediately, grabbed Qu Zhong's hand and shook it away: "What the hell do you want to do?! How long does it take to stop after a whole day of tossing? I...my butt hurts!"
As soon as the words came out, Dou Cheng himself blushed.
"Relax." Qu Zhong didn't rub Brother Dou, but touched his head instead.
Dou Cheng was about to die of anger: "Don't touch my head!"
Qu Zhong continued to have a good temper: "Go to sleep, I won't touch you."
It's no wonder that Dou Cheng was able to sleep. He stared at Qu Zhong with his eyes fixed on him. If eyes could kill, Qu Zhong would have been riddled with wounds.
"Are you angry?" Qu Zhong casually turned to the next page.
Dou Cheng rolled his eyes.
Qu Zhong frowned, and muttered: "But it's not right, this book clearly says that if love develops over time, if you want to occupy a woman's heart, you must first occupy her vagina..."
Dou Cheng vomits blood: "I'm a fucking man!"
"Is there nothing wrong with it?" Qu Zhong made an inference: "Is it the same reason, to occupy a man's heart, you must first pry open his ass.
Dou Cheng: "... What the hell do you read?!"
"Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio." Qu Zhong squinted at Dou Cheng, with an expression of condemning him for knowingly asking.
Dou Cheng: "..."
I almost believed your evil!
Dou Cheng found that this dead zombie was shameless and shameless, it was really terrifying, and it was simply overwhelming.In this world, is there anyone more shameless than Dou Cheng?Unscientific!
"Why do we have to stay here for three days?" Taking a deep breath, Dou Cheng asked with a suppressed temper.
Qu Zhong turned to the next page, and did not give Dou Cheng a corner of his eyes, silence is golden.
Dou Cheng was so angry that he kicked over: "I'm asking you something!"
"Newlyweds, don't they all go on their honeymoon?" Qu Zhong asked without raising his head.
"Huh?" Dou Cheng looked confused: "A honeymoon in a haunted house? No... who the hell wants to spend a honeymoon with you?"
"It's just you and me here." Qu Zhong smiled: "It's very lively, if you don't sleep, I will continue to do some honeymoon things." This tone is quite evil.
Dou Cheng was so stunned, in order to keep the chrysanthemum from being tortured and injured all over the place, he could only swallow his anger, gritted his teeth, gave Qu Zhong a stare, and closed his eyes to sleep.I thought I couldn't fall asleep at first, but when I closed my eyes, I couldn't help but lose my consciousness and fell asleep.
The next day, Dou Cheng was woken up by someone.As soon as he opened his eyes, he was thrown high by Guanyin sitting on the lotus, and he was so desperate that he had no chance to resist and refuse. When he finally woke up from the stimulation, it was already another night, and he was soft into a puddle of mud.
On the third day, Dou Cheng was not only woken up by being fucked, but he was not allowed to rest, from morning to night, and from night to dawn... In addition to solving physical problems, he almost never got out of bed, such a high-intensity piston It's a miracle that he didn't fail under the exercise.But what's even more strange is that he ate two bowls of noodles in the past three days, and on the third day he didn't have time to take a sip of water a day and a night. Apart from being limp and weak, he didn't feel hungry at all.
And Qu Zhong was also very strange when he did that thing, he always liked to pinch his waist with one hand and stroke his lower abdomen with the other... This action is really chilling, he is not a woman, how can he still have a baby after being fucked for a few days?
Qu Zhong kept his word, he said it would be three days, and on the third morning, Dou Chengzheng was so tired that he was about to fall asleep, so he was carried out of the haunted house by him.
Dou Cheng resisted being hugged by the princess, but right now he really had no strength, so he protested feebly with his eyes open, and then fell asleep.However, one second he was still being carried by Qu Zhong on the downhill road, and the next second he had already arrived at the door of the house.
When Qu Zhong took the key to open the door, Dou Cheng frowned, he hurriedly stopped to comfort him: "It's okay, go on to sleep, I'll open the door."
When Dou Cheng fell asleep again, he smiled, opened the door, carried him in, and carried him all the way to the bed in the bedroom.
Of course, it was his room.
Dou Cheng slept soundly this time, and he woke up naturally, just in time for dinner.He didn't see Qu Zhong, which made him feel a lot better. He stretched himself out of bed and walked out of the bedroom. He was startled when he saw a table of sumptuous meals. Before he recovered, he saw Qu Zhong holding a A porcelain bowl came out of the kitchen, and from a long distance away, one could smell the rich aroma of tonic stewed chicken.
"Get up?" Qu Zhong put the soup on the table, and said while taking off his apron: "Then go wash up quickly, and then eat. You have worked hard these days. I went to the vegetable market to buy an old hen and stewed it." There are medicinal herbs for you to make up for, and there are also steamed hoofs with noodles, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised shrimp in oil, and your favorite sauerkraut fish twice-cooked pork, but it’s not good to eat greasy ones, so I stir-fried a vegetable... ..."
Before Qu Zhong could finish his sentence, Dou Chengcheng was already sitting at the table and started to gobble it up.
He's almost starving to death, and he's even washing his ass!
Seeing him shaking his head like this, Qu Zhong also sat down at the table: "Eat slowly so you don't choke, drink more soup, I stewed it for a day and it's very tasty."
"Don't think that if you pretend to be such a wife, I will have sex with you." Dou Cheng said vaguely while picking up the food, "I won't do it if you make a circle!"
Qu Zhong pretended not to hear, and silently held food for him.
After a meal, Dou Chengcai finally felt alive again. He went back to his room and did dozens of push-ups, then climbed on the bed and fell asleep again.There is no way, he has been severely overdrawn in the past three days, whether it is his body or his sleep, he needs to make up for it.
Qu Zhong tidied up the kitchen and went in. Dou Cheng was already snoring a little on his belly. He didn't bark his teeth and claws when he was awake, but he looked quieter and more obedient.Qu Zhong smiled silently, walked over and lay down next to him, did nothing but dragged him into his arms, stroking his beautiful wheat-colored belly with deep eyes.
She is indeed pretty. Although the four-pack abs are not very obvious, they are still full of masculine sex appeal. This figure is far from that delicate and beautiful face, but the fusion of the two makes it even more attractive. .
Qu Zhong was a little ready to move, but he didn't feel like a beast in the haunted house, and closed his eyes while holding back.
For several days in a row, Dou Chengcheng woke up, ate, slept, and lived like a pig. It took him a full week before he finally recovered.When he is in good spirits, he can't stay at home anymore, especially because he doesn't want to face Qu Zhong day and night. This dead zombie is poisonous. When he sees him, his chrysanthemum tightens and his prostate becomes numb. Dou Cheng feels ashamed to look at him now. .
Not staying at home, Dou Chengcheng asked Gan Ping to go out again.
The two played a few games in the game hall, but they were a little bit uninterested.
"Why, what's on your mind?" Dou Cheng knocked on a cigarette and put it in his mouth, casually threw the cigarette case to Gan Ping to let him take it by himself, and asked Gan Ping who almost missed the cigarette case while lighting the cigarette.
Gan Ping was frowning. He really had something on his mind. Hearing this, he sighed: "Brother Cheng, we were born in the same year and the same month, and we will be 24 in two months."
"Ah." Dou Cheng took a puff of cigarette and then slowly exhaled: "And then?"
"Then..." Gan Ping also took a puff of cigarette before saying, "My dad said that I am an adult now, and he has no obligation to support me for free, and let me go out and support myself."
Dou Cheng glanced at Gan Ping.
"My dad asked me to go to Guangcheng with his old classmate. His old classmate is a contractor. It seems to be a contract for the lantern festival or something. I heard that it is very profitable. My dad just wanted me to go." Gan Ping sighed.
"Then go." Dou Cheng said indifferently.
"I do not want to go……"
"Why don't you go?" Dou Cheng interrupted him: "Continue to dawdle like this?"
"It's not very good for us now." Gan Ping muttered.
"You can't compare with me." Dou Cheng smiled angrily: "I, I eat enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry. I live my life no matter what, but you are different. You have to start a family and start a business, and live with your parents." Where's the big fat grandson?"
Gan Ping glared at Dou Cheng with a gloomy expression: "You are a heartless person, you won't be reluctant? I've been here, and I haven't seen each other for a year or so."
"I betrayed you, grandma!" Dou Cheng stepped on Gan Ping's buttocks: "Such a fucking disgusting sissy, I'm gone, I have to go back to eat."
"Just eat something outside together, I'll treat you." Gan Ping hooked Dou Cheng's shoulder.
"No." Dou Cheng took away his hand and walked home without turning back: "I'll go home and eat."
In the past few days, Qu Zhong has been cooking big meals, which are rich in meat and vegetables and delicious. Dou Chengcheng has already formed a habit of going home as soon as the meal is served.Of course, the main reason is that the food made by Qu Zhong is too delicious. His appetite has been spoiled, and he looks down on outsiders a little bit.
"Hey, wait!" Dou Cheng hadn't gone far before being caught up by Gan Ping again, and asked mysteriously, "Did you hear anything when you came out and passed by Mrs. Gao's door?"
Dou Cheng looked at him blankly.
Gan Ping's face was even more mysterious: "I heard that Mrs. Gao's house is not very clean, and there are always movements, either the sound of stools falling in the middle of the night, or the sound of chopping boards, and some people even said that they heard it when they passed by in the daytime. There were footsteps behind me, but when I turned my head to look, there was nothing, you said that the day for Mrs. Gao's evil spirit has not yet come, so why don't you come back early to step on it now?"
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