what am i wiping this

Ser, did we tell her we were Autobots?

According to the data on my memory card, we never once said that we were Autobots.

Then how can she...

"What's the matter? You must have a lot of questions to ask me, right?" An Ning glanced at all the Autobots, and finally stopped on Optimus Prime, "Then, as the leader, you are the one to ask, Optimus Prime. "

Ah, no tongue biting yet.This was Optimus Prime's first thought.

It's better to let her call me "Op". It will be bad if I bite my tongue after calling my name too much.This was Optimus Prime's second thought.

So Optimus Prime lived up to everyone's expectations and said, "Ann, actually, I don't care if you call me 'Op'."

"...Oh, is that so?" An Ning raised her eyebrows, seemingly a few milligrams of surprise, "You can also call me 'Ning', Optimus Prime."

"Ahem, then, Ning," Optimus Prime knocked on An Ning's side with both hands, bent down, stared at An Ning who was still smiling pretentiously, and asked with the unique pressure of a leader, "Why do you Is there such a big difference in actions?"

"If you mean that kid who behaved childishly," An Ning brushed her hair, leaned on the TV, and looked at Optimus Prime with playful eyes, "I regret to say that it was me when I was ten years old."

"After I met [that person] two months ago, I lost a lot of memory. Both EQ and IQ went back to 96 years ago."

"You mean the thing about your head being smashed through by the heat pipe... Fuck! Sir, this is the second time! If you hit me again, my gun will not show mercy!"

An Ning looked at the iron sheet suspiciously, and said puzzledly: "Smashed in the head? Oh, my God, what you said is too serious. I was just knocked out."

...Hey, ambulance, did you see that she was just knocked out?

The skull is shattered, the heat pipe runs through the brain and jaw, and you will definitely die.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute," Optimus Prime made a gesture of waiting, recalled a moment, and asked, "Who is [that person] you mentioned?"

"...This is a very good question." An Ning finally put away the smile on her face, stood up straight, looked at Optimus Prime's optical lens without hesitation and said, "Perhaps what I will say next will surprise you, It will make you unbelievable and even take me for a lunatic. But anyway, please hear me out, please?"

Optimus Prime nodded, but An Ning shook his head.

"Give me your commitment as a leader, please?"

Looking at An Ning, whose expression was as serious as that of the Minister of Railways, Optimus Prime was silent for a while, and replied with the same serious tone: "I promise in the name of the leader of the Autobots that the Autobots will not be in the middle of your speech." Interrupt your speech."

"Thank you for your cooperation." An Ning nodded, and then began to talk about... things that have nothing to do with explaining the word [that person], "On April 1912, 4, the Titanic collided with Iceberg. The scene of the escape of the people on the boat was very spectacular, there were really piles of people, it’s a pity that you didn’t see it, haha.”

"In the escaping crowd, my father and I were separated. I don't know why, I just know to avoid the crowd and hide in a very important place."

"And in that place, I found something. I think, you also came here for that thing, right?"

"That's...sorry, please forgive me for interrupting your speech."

"Oh, it doesn't matter." An Ning glanced at Ironhide who was about to speak when Brother Zhu preempted him, "But it was really beyond my expectation, I thought it must be Ironhide who lost his temper first. Oh, please forgive my honesty, Mister Ironhide."

Tie Pi, who wanted to threaten the opponent with his mouth but not his hands, swallowed all kinds of American swear words and let out a "sneer" after receiving his elder brother's inside line to stop him.

An Ning smiled, and then said: "That place is the captain's cabin. However, because all the crew members went to the deck to direct and help, the captain's cabin was empty. And behind the captain's cabin, there was a And the ancient Egyptian coffin that was opened—of course, I didn't realize it was a coffin at the time, because there were no corpses or mummies in it. There were only layers of bandages and a mysterious blue light gems."

"That gem has the ability to transform equipment," An Ning touched the cover of the TV, and said in a nostalgic tone, "I think back then, I accidentally used the power of this gem to transform this radio, and let it The radio was combined with some other equipment, and a very, very large cave was dug in a huge ice floe -- no, that's not an ice floe at all, it was an iceberg -- in that iceberg. Here it is gone."

"After I entered this cave, the radio began to transform the cave as if it had self-awareness-using the power of that gem. It laid heating tubes and light-emitting diodes in this cave-I didn't I know what it is, but I think it’s too dark and it’s better to install a few more. Then, for safety, the hole was blocked with iron sheets cut from the ship.”

"Then I don't know how long it took. When I was able to understand the English words spoken by various secret stations recorded on the radio, and transformed the radio into a TV according to the content, the iceberg was hit. Because I don't know Enemy is friend, so after waiting for a long time with trepidation - after my novelty to the TV passed away, I let the TV remove the iron sheet and cleared the ice and snow leading to the outside world, what I saw It’s still ice and snow, endless ice and snow.”

Speaking of this, An Ning sighed, and then said conclusively: "This is my experience. Are there any questions?"

"...Yes." Jazz raised his hand in confusion and asked, "Where did your speech answer Big Brother's question?"

"A question about Optimus Prime?" An Ning's expression was really surprised this time, "What question did he ask?"

When the Autobots expressed their dissatisfaction with silent protests, the TV finally spoke a very brilliant sentence:

"Please forgive me. After all, older people have a deeper memory of past events than recent events."

The author has something to say:

About the coffin placed in the captain's room (abridged): Around 1500 BC in Egypt, there was a princess named Amara.The princess was not well-known during her lifetime. When she died, the Egyptians made her body a mummy and buried her in the Valley of the Kings in accordance with the custom at the time, just like other royal family members.

In 1890, four young Englishmen were traveling in Egypt.Through local cultural relics dealers, one of them bought an ancient Egyptian coffin, in which was the mummy of Princess Amara.

Only a few hours after the mummy was transported back to the hotel where they lived, the lucky buyer did not tell anyone, nor did he bring any food, water or tools, as if he was going for a walk nearby. Man quietly approached the desert, and has not been seen since.Another was shot in the street the next morning.Although the mummy was finally transported back to England, bad luck followed closely. One of the remaining two went bankrupt quickly, and the other suffered successive blows in business and family life, and finally ended up poor and seriously ill.

The next owner of the princess's mummy was a rich British businessman who loved Egyptian culture. Soon, the businessman was involved in a car accident, and his villa was burned to pieces by a bizarre and sudden fire.

Out of great horror, he donated the mummy to the British Museum.The British Museum, seemingly unfazed by the creepy rumors, accepted the gift.Then, after a series of ominous incidents such as the delivery truck lost control and hit passers-by, the porter was injured and died suddenly without reason, Princess Amara was finally placed in the Egyptian exhibition room of the museum.

A photojournalist who took pictures of the mummy committed suicide in his home the day after the photos were developed, and the horrible faces in the photos that should not have existed grinned horribly!

Eventually, the tormented British Museum sold the mummy to a private collector.

The first thing he did after buying the troubled princess was to invite Polawacki, the most famous psychic in Europe, to perform an exorcism ceremony for the mummy.However, Mrs. Polavatsky reluctantly announced that there existed in Princess Amara "an astonishing amount of evil energy, and the demon will always live in her, and no one will be able to do anything about it".

After more than ten years of wandering, Princess Amara's mummy was finally bought by her last owner, an American archaeologist who didn't believe in evil and scoffed at supernatural phenomena.To be on the safe side, the archaeologist chose the Titanic, a gigantic ship made of the most advanced technology that had just been launched at the time.He carefully placed the troubled princess behind the captain's cabin, hoping to reach the United States safely, and no one noticed the ominous inscription on the coffin.

The results speak for themselves.