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"I'm an army doctor, not a nanny." As the ambulance said this, he turned his upper body 180 degrees, bent down, and carefully pinched An Ning's back collar with his fingertips, "Hurry up." Come down. I remember that at this time you should be at..."

"Hey Ambulance, have you seen Annie?" Lannos came running from the other side of the garage, "We want to play with her... I mean, teach her something. Something that isn't in the books... Uh, what are you doing?"

Finally, Lannos noticed the same weird eyes staring at his ambulance in a strange posture, bending over and turning his head—he felt that he had begun to understand the eyes of these big aliens.So he spread his hands, leaned forward slightly, and asked doubtfully, "Is there any problem here?"

"Uh...no," the ambulance straightened up as if nothing had happened, moved the hydraulic pressure circle of the neck with his hands on his head, and then twisted his upper body 180 degrees clockwise, "I'm just... trying a beneficial human A way of exercising the body and mind, what is it called... Pilates? Yoga?"

Lannos said in his heart that there was no movement of turning the body 180 degrees and then back, but he didn't say much: "Uh, okay—— then? So, about Annie..."

"No! I didn't see her!" The ambulance couldn't wait to interrupt Lannos' words, and used an exclamation mark rarely, which shocked both parties a little.The ambulance, who knew it was slipping, let out a light cough, and remedied it in a more calm and steady tone than usual, "Maybe she ran to other Autobots?"

"Optimus Prime and Iron Belt took the two novices to no man's land for training, Bumblebee was sent to the house of the kid named Sam to protect him, sir... still lying in that garage, you know." Lannos shrugged. Shrugging, "So... To be precise, you are the only Autobot in the base right now."

"..."

The ambulance's silence made Lannos a little embarrassed. He raised his hand and scratched his nose: "Well, I'll look elsewhere. See you later, ambulance."

"Seeya."

The ambulance raised its claws and scratched at the other party - this move obviously did not conform to his usual style.Lannos shuddered, half talking to himself and half jokingly said: "It seems that tomorrow will change."

"Remember to add more clothes. By the way, Ann is Chinese. 'An Ning' is her surname plus name. According to your customs, it can be called 'Ning An', so we all call her 'An'. 'An Ning' The pronunciation is not 'Annie'." The ambulance took care of it stiffly, and in response, Lannos sneezed loudly on purpose, turned around and walked back the way he came, feeling a little regretful that he couldn't teach her what she summed up by herself this time. Anti-wolf 32 strokes.

The ambulance sighed long after Lannos' figure completely disappeared at the warehouse door, turned around and walked towards his workbench: "Okay, he's gone, come down quickly. I'm a doctor, not a shaker." horse."

Seeing that the crisis was over, An Ning also slid off the ambulance's calf with a grunt, and trotted to catch up with the ambulance.

"...Okay, what's the matter now?" Ambulance put down the data pad in his hand - he made it out of materials on this planet, "You can go to some other garage... I remember they didn't make it for you Do you have a small study?"

"Oh...but I don't want to go." An Ning puffed up her cheeks, "Those books are all in English, it's so hard for me to understand!"

As a Cybertronian who can master almost a language through the Internet in just a few hours, Ambulance feels a little proud, but he is still a little puzzled: "Isn't there a Chinese-English dictionary for you? "

"...Are you talking about such a big book? Because it's too thick, it takes a lot of effort to take it out, so I don't want to take it out at all."

"..."

Ambulance felt that he had a new understanding of the little guy's physical ability today.

Nervously, he raised his hand and pressed it against the central processing unit through the head armor: "...I will help you take out the dictionary in a moment, you can find a place here and study it by yourself. Ann, you must Learn English. By God, I am a doctor, not a porter..."

After bringing the dictionary for the other party, the ambulance got An Ning for about 10 minutes, and then couldn't stand the look of An Ning squatting on the corner of the workbench holding a big obscure dictionary with a teary face, and put it down. Wrench, sighed: "God Pu, I'm a doctor, not a teacher...give me the dictionary and I'll see how I can teach you."

In the very small Autobot team, the ambulance body has multiple roles, as a medical officer and part-time scientist and soldier, but he usually only recognizes the first and the last, and is noncommittal about the middle one.And because the main job is a medical officer, compared with other members, the ambulance mission is the least.Most of the time, he was the one who stayed in the base, and then waited for the other companions to come back-they always brought more or less damage, every time!Simply talent! —and then brandishes his wrench/index/laser scalpel and goes to work.

In his spare time, he will do side jobs: for example, try to use the technology and materials of the earth to combine cybertron technology products and so on.

However, since he stayed at the base for the longest time, after getting acquainted with An Ning—maybe it was only on the other side—his part-time job increased geometrically——

"I'm a doctor, not a chef. Lannos, can you ask the chef at your base to take a good look at the recipe I wrote for him before? You can't prepare food for Ann according to the nutritional indicators of your adults. This steak is sodium chloride The amount seriously exceeds the standard... What did you say? Did Ann add it himself?...An——? You come here, I guarantee that this nutrition lecture will not exceed two cycles (Note)." The ambulance used the infrared thermal imaging function of his optical mirror to find An Ning hiding behind a support.

"I'm a doctor, not a toy repairer." As the ambulance said so, under An Ning's pitiful gaze, he disassembled her broken toy water gun, and searched for a replacement trigger in the toolbox. "It's just a water gun, you just tell Lannos to ask for another one, don't you? He will definitely buy you another one. I have said many times that the war is over...well, take Go ahead. Be careful next time."

"I'm a doctor, not a costume designer. Your soft armor paint, I mean the costume design, is different from ours in terms of material and style, logically we have nothing in common... Wait, according to the information on the Internet , this color combination may be...too old-fashioned for you? How about trying my bright green?" Crouching beside An Ning, who was frowning and hesitating between dark red and dark blue spray paint, the ambulance spoke with a serious voice. Staring at the long-sleeved shirt sponsored by Lannos lying flat on the ground, she solemnly handed her a bottle of spray paint in the same color as herself... Then both of them were taught a lesson by Lannos, and they were also taken by Cope Human clothes cannot be easily changed in color by spraying paint like cars - after changing the color, the comfort and safety will be greatly reduced.

……

"Whoa, Rhett, you look like Bones." After countless times the ambulance complained that he was not professionally qualified, he propped his chin and lay down on a small table specially made for her. An Ning, who was kicking back and forth on the platform, said to the ambulance who was working hard.

"...What?" The ambulance obviously couldn't understand why he was like a human calcium-phosphorus mixture.

Realizing that the other party misunderstood her meaning, An Ning hurriedly got up and changed from lying down to sitting, and explained to the ambulance: "It's not the bone! It's a TV series I watched recently called "Star Trek". It's about A spaceship is flying around in space and encountering strange aliens and troublesome things. There is a doctor in it, called 'McCoy', but everyone calls him 'Old Bones'. He is also with Ray Just like Rhett, always saying 'I'm a doctor, not blablabla', but still doing what a 'blablabla' should do. Exactly the same as Rhett."

"Hum." The ambulance snorted, and resumed the suspended work of his men, "Okay, okay, like. Now please give me some quiet time, please? I will perform a very precise operation next, a little CPU They can't be separated. Uh... Speaking of which, it's time for you to rest, right?"

When the ambulance said this, An Ning knew it was time to leave.So she jumped off the small platform and waved to the ambulance and the brakes and fenders lying on the workbench: "Then I'm going! Bye, Rhett! Bye, brakes and fenders!"

"Okay, bye bye." Replacing the two TFs who were offline, the ambulance, which had begun to enter a state of precision work, responded perfunctorily.

An Ning, who walked to the door, turned around again and waved vigorously to the ambulance, then seemed to think of something, and asked the ambulance with some hesitation: "Ah, by the way, Rhett? Can I ask you one last question? "

"Say." The ambulance, whose precision instrument maintenance skills were warming up, responded without looking up, waving a wrench.

"What is 'docking'?"

The ambulance immersed in the working world did not let this question take up too much CPU, and directly started the automatic search function to play an explanation of the meaning of this entry for her:

"'Docking' is equivalent to the 'mating' of life on earth, but there will be no birth of new life."

"Huh? 'Docking'?" At this time, Brake, who was supposed to be offline, was awakened by this word, "'Docking' means having sex with someone you like and likes you..."

"Lie down!" The ambulance immediately gave the patient a wrench when he woke up during the operation, "Your balance hydraulics and spinal nerve center haven't been repaired yet!"

Looking at the ambulance that seemed to be very annoyed and busy, An Ning didn't dare to wait any longer, for fear of being affected by the other party's anger: "Thank you, Rhett, brake, I know what 'docking' means! I, I will go first Go back to sleep, and you should rest early..."

"Yeah. Bye bye."

The ambulance didn't expect that this time would be the last time he was alone with An Ning—choosing the teasing words of the two lying on the workbench while they were offline—and chatting.

Afterwards, a series of things happened that made them feel at a loss: An Ning grew up suddenly, Josephine came suddenly and asked to sink Jazz into the bottom of the sea, Jazz suddenly returned from the fire source...

By the time he was occupied by various testimonial pens, data report maintenance work and frantically running the central processing unit, he was finally able to relax a little bit, and was able to conduct some information analysis outside of work, An Ning had already been taken away by Josephine.

Because it's a little strange that I haven't seen the little guy who likes to lie on his workbench to watch his work recently. When the ambulance asked the Optimus Prime who was lying on the workbench waiting for his maintenance, he shook his hand. He stared blankly at the wrench for a long time.

Afterwards, he felt ashamed and embarrassed that he was in a daze before the operation. Optimus Prime patted his old friend on the shoulder to comfort him and said, it's okay, you see that the day Ironhide knew about it, even a cannon was not assembled.

But that still didn't comfort the ambulance.Because as a medical officer, he knew how old the iron circuit was, and the other party probably died while grabbing a part.

Then Optimus Prime said again, wasn't it you who sent me a document suggesting that I send Ann away?

Digging through the automated processing logs of that insanely busy dark time period, the ambulance was even more frustrated to find the file Optimus Prime had said it was.

...Actually, it's good for An Ning to leave. A human girl shouldn't stay in this base all day long. She also slowed down the progress of her work and even shortened her rest time.

Thinking of this, the ambulance felt that his work seemed to be going much smoother, and he didn't even know what to do with so much free time.

So he stood in front of the working table and looked at the small table where An Ning always liked to lie down, thinking for a long time, and decided to watch the TV series called "Star Trek" that she once said.

...After checking, I found out that this is a series, including six TV series, a total of 720 five episodes and ten movies (Note 2).

The ambulance took about three loops to fast-forward and read them all. He thought it was quite interesting, so he began to review the plots at the normal playback speed during the rest time he had freed up and didn’t know what to do. Let's analyze and appreciate the human environment included in the character setting.

After he finished appreciating it for the first time, he felt that this sci-fi drama was really good considering the level of human development at that time.

So he began to look forward to when he could chat with An Ning again on the workbench about "Star Trek" and tell her his thoughts on this sci-fi series.She'll probably ask him who his favorite character is.Well, do you still have to ask?Dr. McCoy, of course!

The ambulance, imitating the content of the next chat in the core, cheerfully removed the arm that was damaged during the side-scrolling drag racing.

Oh, yes, I heard that "Star Trek" is going to make a new version of the movie!Maybe he can take her to see the movie when it comes out.I hope that some drive-in theaters will get the source to play this...

Thinking of this, the ambulance is even more open!With a hammer, straighten the hydraulic rod taken out of the arm of the horizontal gun!

But the reality is cruel.After negotiation, the final time and frequency of An Ning's "returning to the nest" is only one day a week.This time is too short, it is impossible for An Ning to go to watch the ambulance to do violence like those who were idle and bored in the past... I mean to repair TF; and basically every time they "return to the nest", the Autobots will always have something to make them suffer. The ambulance had to temporarily carry out additional maintenance work, and the time and opportunities for him to talk face-to-face with An Ning were infinitely approaching zero.

--next time,

The ambulance held the cross pliers and stared at the parts in front of it, thinking,

— Make sure to tell her about Star Trek the next time you meet alone.Ah, by the way, let's start with the classic "I'm a doctor, not blablabla" by Old Bones.

As for what "blablabla" is, it depends on the situation.

……

The ambulance stared at the An Ning lying on the palm of Optimus Prime, whose face was covered with blood, which almost made his facial recognition function invalid, and murmured: "My God, I am a doctor, not... oh, by the way , I am a doctor."

But although this doctor knows the maintenance principles of human beings, he is unable to carry out more sophisticated maintenance except for emergency first aid.

Because none of the medical equipment on his body was prepared for humans.

The ambulance is monitoring all activities in the special emergency room through X-ray, infrared and other perspective observation instruments, and the ambulance, which detects all the physiological signals of An Ning, sends a warning to the doctors in the emergency room through the internal line: I have scanned her physical condition As long as her organs are not damaged, there is no need to cut her open, don't even think about taking out a kidney for research; while noticing that An Ning's hands hanging by the operating table are trembling slightly.

Is it drug effect?Or a reflex twitch of the arm muscles?

The CPU of the ambulance was running at high speed, and a long-term experience as a field doctor gave him the most convincing guess that had no medical basis——

Or... Fear of death, what do you want to hold on to?

Ambulance subconsciously wanted to reach out and hold the other's hand, just like he had held the hand of a dying Autobot soldier countless times, but then he realized the difference between them—let alone a handshake, her The little hands couldn't even hold one of their own fingers.

His raised hand froze in mid-air awkwardly, and then moved to his own audio receiver and internal audio file transmitter: "...Come to a nurse, please, hold Ann's hand, please....Thank you. "

……

An Ning survived the catastrophe and returned to the lair.Just like before, when I was bored, I would come to the workbench of the ambulance, lie on the small table made for her, and watch him work.

But something had changed, the ambulance could feel it.

Days passed by, and the more it passed, the more things changed in An Ning's body made the ambulance feel uneasy.Although her smile and tone of voice were so relaxed and happy when talking to the other party, when she fell silent, the whole person seemed to be in an atmosphere of anxiety.

As a field medical officer, Ambulance is very familiar with this atmosphere, and at the same time, he doesn't like this atmosphere on An Ning. This atmosphere is like black spray paint. The longer you stay in it, the more you want to wash off this dark color. Disaster.So he started talking, rambling, and when he had nothing to talk about, he began to popularize the principles of his own work and the physiological characteristics of various Cybertronians to the other party, trying not to let the other party fall into his own world.

Today, he does the same.

"...So, 'butting' can give you pleasure and 'overload', right?" An Ning, who was interested in what the ambulance said, gave a thumbs up when his sounder was so hot that it needed the direct action of condensate Rubbing his chin, he asked curiously.

"The first half of the sentence is right, and the second half is sometimes right and sometimes wrong." After taking a big sip of water, the liquid directly vaporized into steam when it touched his overheated sound generator, and came out of his mouth, "Not every time' You can be 'overloaded' when docking with the opponent, this is a technical problem. Good skills will make you 'overloaded', and bad skills will not allow you to 'overload'."

"It's like a man with good skills can make a woman 'orgasm', but a man with bad skills can't make a woman 'orgasm'?" Probably because of the barrier of academic terms and the identity of the other doctor, An Ning said similar words won't be embarrassed.

The ambulance thought for a while and nodded: "That's right, that's the reason. And because the parts of the physiological organs are not fully developed, we prohibit the docking of TFs that have not passed the running-in period."

"Is it the same as if we are under the legal age to have sex?"

"Yes, almost."

"Hmm..." An Ning tilted her head, looking troubled, "How should I put it, I always feel that your 'docking' can be summed up as 'disassembly-energy transmission'."

The ambulance laughed twice, and put the micrometer in his hand back into the toolbox: "Then your 'sexual intercourse' can also be summarized as 'piston movement-ejaculation'? But the word 'disassembly' is used in We on Cybertron do have a term for 'docking,' too."

"Oh! So do we! 'Piston motion' can also be used for 'fuck丨intercourse'!"

"Hahahaha! Really? It seems that we still have a little bit in common in this regard!" Putting the wrench into the toolbox, the ambulance closed the lid of the giant toolbox, picked up the box with one hand, and caught the jump off with the other. An Ning of the small table, walked out of the garage.

"Yes, Rhett."

"Ok?"

"I'm full, you know that?"

"Of course, I remember I gave you a high-pressure water gun on your birthday. What's wrong?"

"Want to take it apart?"

"..."

The ambulance's footsteps stopped immediately, and he cast the blue light of the light mirror on the human girl who was quietly smiling and looking up at him on the palm of his hand, and laughed after a few seconds.He brought his face close to hers and whispered:

"I'm your doctor, not your lover, dear."

An Ning raised her eyebrows, stood up and reached out to caress the face armor next to the ambulance's odor molecule detector, and chuckled softly: "Yes, of course. I don't like you, but I love you, Rhett....I love you You, use my whole body and mind."

Then she kissed the top of his scent molecule detector lightly, and sat back in his palm.The ambulance, who has long been accustomed to each other's kisses like other Autobots, also straightened up after the kiss, and took another step towards the original route, missing the other's eyes. There was a dark flash in the eyes, as if emphasizing something , repeated in a low voice: "...Iloveyou, withmywholelife."

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Note 1: cycle, the conversion amount given in IDW's comics is 1 cycle = 1.25 hours.

注2：本文时间设定为电影设定，即TF2电影上映的时间即为TF2事件发生的时间——2009年6月。而安宁刚离开巢穴基地的时间要比电影剧情发生的时间要早两年，此时星际迷航的两部新版电影还没有拍摄出来所以只有十部电影。