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"...In summary, you will temporarily live in my house. Ah, of course, in order to prevent the Decepticons from attacking, Bumblebee will also temporarily live in my garage. Now," the man holding the steering wheel Josephine glanced helplessly after coming out of the lair base, then raised her head and looked out the window uncharacteristically, An Ning asked without saying a word, "Can you tell me why you suddenly had a cold war with me?"

The latter slowly withdrew his eyes from the window, and Josephine was taken aback by his indifferent expression: "As for me, I encountered two problems at the lair base, one was about Jazz - this problem has been solved, and the other problem , I want to fix it now."

"So, that question is about me?" Josephine raised an eyebrow, but in fact he wanted to frown more.

"It's not just about you, it's about me."

"Oh? Then you can ask, as long as I know."

So, An Ning asked a question that Josephine didn't expect: "Where did Dach go?"

"He?" Although puzzled by this question, Josephine answered honestly, "He was dismissed because of his serious dereliction of duty in Shanghai."

"Hummm..." An Ning let out a long, inexplicable murmur, "It seems that I didn't have auditory hallucinations at that time."

"Sorry I don't understand..."

"I heard," An Ning interrupted Josephine unceremoniously, "I heard what you and another man said when I was in a coma about shifting the responsibility to Daqi and making Daqi receive a greater punishment. .”

Josephine's eyes widened in astonishment. Fortunately, An Ning didn't see his gaffe because she looked down at the corner of her skirt that was crumpled by her hands: "This must be a misunderstanding."

"You said at that time that you wanted to play a fool to Op and the others and let him relax his vigilance towards you. I remember very clearly!"

"Calm down, Anne." Josephine gripped the steering wheel, partly because of what the other person said, and partly because of the pain from last night.

"Now is the first question I really want to ask: what do you want to do to Opp and the others? Do you want to make them into lifeless weapons and blow your heads off???! !" Realizing that the other party didn't respond directly to her words, An Ning suddenly felt that her bad guess had been confirmed, and she couldn't help turning up the volume, hoping that the other party would be angered by her and say even if it was "this is all your own illusion" This kind of words come.But Josephine just frowned, gritted her teeth and said, "Girls shouldn't speak in such an unladylike way."

"..." An Ning looked at Josephine's profile as if she was meeting Josephine for the first time, and her tone began to tremble, "So, so you mean that you really intend to kill Opp and the others?"

"I never said that."

"Then tell me what you guys are plotting!!"

"You shouldn't speak in that tone."

"I don't need your intervention in what tone I speak!"

"Annie, calm down."

"Now for my second question: Who are you looking through me?"

Just this sentence made Josephine, who had been pretending to be calm before, step on the brakes, and the silver Aston Martin stopped on the remote mountain road.He finally turned his head and looked at An Ning with red eyes.Opposite to the other party who has grown in stature four years ago is her "common sense" that has also grown rapidly - including the "common sense" of the relationship between people.

"You like me, don't you? But what you really see is not me, but another person who may be similar to me, right?" When An Ning raised these questions one after another, Josephine found herself Maybe he underestimated the sensitivity of the other party.He looked at the strange An Ning in front of him and asked, "When... did you become like this?"

If this is real tranquility, if all the previous acts of innocence were acting... then when did this start?

An Ning suddenly laughed, although it looked similar to crying: "What will become? Ah? What will become? My current age should be 14 years old, so it should be normal to have so many changes? Is it normal?! Abnormal Ah, yes, why do 14-year-old me look like those 20-year-olds? Why don't other people grow up overnight like they are in the movies?"

"Annie, calm down!" Josephine put his hands on Annie's shoulders, and after she calmed down a little, he heard her say,

"Now is the last question: What is the stone that I ate? What am I now?"

[Analysis: The host has the cognition of "beyond common sense".

Action Order A: Behavior that violates the common sense of the host will be prohibited.

Conclusion: Erase the relevant memory files of the host. 】

Three seconds after An Ning asked this question, Josephine noticed that the other's eyes were blank for a moment, and then...

The roof of the car they were sitting in was lifted by a big mechanical hand, and red optical lenses flashed on the huge silver face armor, all swearing the fact that the other party was a Decepticon.

"Well, Monsieur Josephine?"

As if suddenly regained consciousness, An Ning looked at the TF and the claws stretched out by the uncovered car roof in bewilderment, and asked, "The Decepticons?"

"No," the other party's voice was hoarse but inexplicably slippery, making up a lie that even he himself didn't believe, "I'm an undercover agent sent by the Autobots to the Decepticons."

……

Is he an undercover agent sent by the Autobots to the Decepticons?He himself didn't believe it.But he firmly believes that all intelligent creatures in the universe will choose to speak in favor of themselves when faced with an irreversible dilemma.

For example, when she was captured alone by a Decepticon-like guy to an abandoned factory in another distant city, she must be more willing to believe that the other party is "" The undercover of the Autobots" has no credibility at all.

but……

You are too ignorant of the slag, right? !

The Decepticon who claimed to be "Undercover 007" put on his face armor, and let An Ning hold his fingers stiffly, saying "Thank you", "Will it be dangerous", "Next time I will call OP to bring you back", etc. Wait for the daily life to be short.At this moment, he sympathized with those Autobots who lived with An Ning day and night: No wonder they are so brain-dead, it's no wonder that the main chip is not burned out after being whispered in their ears all day long.

"By the way, I haven't asked your name yet. What's your name?"

After finally saying something meaningful to "Undercover 007", An Ning waited quietly for the other party's answer.The latter froze for a moment, and after a long silence, he replied: "STAR, you can call me STAR."

"Sta." After bowing his head and repeating the other party's name a few times, An Ning raised his head again to look up at the red optical lens of Stan, and said with a smile, "Sta's transformation is so cool! It's an airplane!! The Autobots are very Few planes! Can I sleep in your driver's seat at night?"

"...Damn it, no, I mean the Autobots in the base will let you sleep in the mimicry at night?"

"Well, I usually sleep in Al or Op's car. Rhett is rarely able to sleep in his car because he works late every night treating the twins."

Autobots are really hard.

The pseudo-Autobot Star roared in his core, but he had to put on a smiling face on the surface—this smiling face was extremely hideous in the aesthetics of normal people—and turned into a silver plane covered with Cybertron characters. F22, let An Ning sit in.

"Wow, I didn't pay attention when I first came here, but now I realize that Star's view from inside the driver's seat is superb! You can see the outside everywhere!"

Star, who didn't want to continue this boring topic, focused on a small detail in An Ning's words, and asked, "Why didn't you notice it when you came?"

That's right, hurry up and say something like "because of fear", he is a decepticon! !

When Star thought that the other party was asleep and was about to enter a dormant state, An Ning suddenly said: "I always feel like I forgot something, so I kept thinking about it on the road. ...like a dream, it feels like it will be completely forgotten if I don’t recall it.”

"Cybertronians don't dream. Our memories are all stored in files, not like you meat bug..."

Realizing that he said something wrong, Star stopped the operation of the sound system, and quietly prepared for the threat when the other party suspected his "undercover" status-after all, the Autobots would not say that about the earth's carbon base.

An Ning blinked, frowned, and asked, "What is a 'meat worm'?"

Star did not expect that the uncommon, non-daily language of "meat worm" with self-created vocabulary would be quite incomprehensible to An Ning, who had only been in the United States for four years.But his powerful processor allowed him to find (create) an explanation in an instant: "It means you're limp and cute."

"Huh? Ah?" An Ning, who was praised as "cute" by a Cybertronian for the first time, blushed and stammered, "S, Star is also very similar to a 'meat worm', too, very cute too! "

"..."

Star had nothing to say about this. He adjusted the fuselage and prepared to go into a dormant state on his own. When he refused to answer no matter what the other party said, An Ning asked again as expected.But this time, Star couldn't ignore her question anyway:

"Star, can you tell me about Cybertron? What's it like there, is it beautiful?"

Cybertron?Cybertron.

Accompanied by this word, he opened his long-sealed memory file, that beautiful planet, the planet that once gave birth to himself and the Decepticon River Autobots, that... the planet that had been burned to the ground by the flames of war.

"Yes," Star heard his own voice was low and hoarse, and lost its usual sharpness and smoothness, "that is, a very beautiful planet."

An Ning, who also noticed the change in the other party's voice, opened her eyes slightly, then smiled softly and raised her hand to touch the steering lever, and asked along the topic: "Talk to me, everything about Cybertron, and you. "

"...I used to be a scientist, you know, working on antigravity, reactors, but mostly... boring geology. It's crazy to think about it now. A scientist, heh, when the war started, both scientists and doctors Choose your side, and I'm no exception. But before the war begins..."

Abandoned factories have no ceilings, and the advantage of being far away from the city is that there is less air pollution and you can see many stars.Can see... a lot of stars.

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Nima doesn’t update for a week. T mouth T Because the new pit heroine of “The Avengers” is also An Ning, but there is a huge personality contrast between the two, so the structure of the tone of this article was suppressed The tranquility in the pit of "Avengers" affected the extremely difficult process o(>﹏<)o