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Josephine's timing was clever, as Sam was going to college and Ron and his wife were going on their honeymoon.At this time, An Ning's school was still on vacation.

Therefore, for Josephine's invitation, all Witwikis except Sam raised their hands in agreement.

"Mr. Josephine, do I look weird?" Standing on the deck, An Ning was very restless, pulling her hair and patting the corner of her skirt, "Does it look feminine? Mr. Wang Qingye Won't you say me? Is my hair messy? Is the skirt too short?"

Josephine smiled helplessly and comforted, "You look perfect."

But An Ning insisted on her own opinion, stubbornly checking every imperfection in her body.

When the ship arrived in port, they saw a very... small and refreshing male.

White shirt, jeans, medium-length hair, paper folding fan, everything fits An Ning's image of Mr. Wang Qingye in the new era.

In such an excited moment, An Ning appeared very calm.She folded her hands on her abdomen, straightened her back, walked down the deck at a slow pace of three seconds and one step, smiled reservedly, and said in standard Mandarin: "Mr. Wang Qingye..."

"Ah, An Ning, you're back! Long time no see, I miss you so much!" In an instant, the calm "Mr. Wang Qingye" held An Ning in a circle, and then he didn't pay much attention and seemed to be scared stupid An Ning, directly took the other party's hand and said to Josephine, "Then I will take her away first?"

Josephine winked at Dach, who followed up knowingly, and politely introduced in Esperanto: "Hello, I am Miss An's temporary bodyguard and driver, you can call me Dach."

"Ah, very good, very good, it's much more convenient to have a special car to pick you up. Right, An Ning?"

An Ning, who had just regained her senses, responded in a panic: "Ah, ah... that's right."

It wasn't until An Ning, who was laughing strongly, was pulled into the car driven by Da Qi by the lively and cheerful Mr. Wang Qingye, and left in a hurry, that Josephine walked into the cabin and returned to her room.He put on the headset, opened the laptop, adjusted the microphone to a suitable position, and said: "Communication detection, Mr. Li, please use the hot weather as an excuse to adjust the pinhole camera installed on your jacket pocket, and point out that the other party's skirt is too long. "

"Huh, it's really hot today." "Mr. Wang Qingye" shook his neckline, and rubbed his arms casually against his jacket pocket, "Speaking of which, you still wear such a long skirt on such a hot day, isn't it hot? "

"...Huh? Uh, um, I'm quite hot. This skirt," An Ning glanced at "Mr. Wang Qingye", lowered her head, and grasped the fabric of the skirt on her knees, "Indeed, it's quite long."

"Communication is normal. Please tell the driver to move within the communication range." After speaking, Josephine turned off the microphone and watched the computer in front of her eyes turn into a mechanical little old man with a face of wisdom. "Notify your fellow Decepticons, Get ready for action."

On the other side, "Mr. Wang Qingye" said to Daqi who was driving in the front seat: "By the way, Mr. Daqi. Let's do activities around here for the time being? Which hotel is An Ning staying at? Have you registered?"

"It's near here, woo~" An Ning suddenly hugged "Mr. Wang Qingye"'s arm with an affectionate expression on his face, "So can we go over there first, Mr. Daqi?"

"Okay, Miss An." Dach turned to a lane closer to the sidewalk, but accidentally saw An Ning in the rearview mirror who was also looking at him from the reflection of the rearview mirror and stretched out his hand. "Miss An?"

"Hold the vitals, Dutch."

Before he had time to understand the meaning of these words, Daqi felt that the car body was turning uncontrollably, and the seat belt that was originally attached to him was also loosened at the same time, the door opened in coordination, and Daqi was thrown out by the huge centrifugal force. The driver's seat fell on the sidewalk.

In contrast, An Ning and "Mr. Wang Qingye" who were "being" put on their seat belts when the car turned a corner were fine.

The driver's seat was flattened to 180°, and An Ning unbuckled the seat belt and sat on the driver's seat.But no matter how hard "Mr. Wang Qingye" tried to untie his seat belt, the other party insisted that Qingshan would not relax.

The native Chinese traditional residents have never encountered such a strange incident, even if the middle-aged uncle who found him a while ago "calmingdown" came from the headset, his volume was much louder: "Where are you taking me?! "

What responded to him was a series of laughs that were not ladylike at all.

"Mr. Wang Qingye"—or Mr. Li Qingyang was very frightened by all this.

He graduated from a second-rate film school, played a part in second-rate movies, and was chosen by a middle-aged man who looked very second-rate to play a man who was once very second-rate, to trick a diary who had seen his grandma's second-rate second-year child into delusional thinking that he was a second-rate man. The very second girl's girl.

Of course, this job is paid, and it's not cheap - a small room on the second floor of a two-bedroom and two-living room on the Second Ring Road.This means that he has finally entered the ranks of the family with houses.

But judging from the current situation, it is estimated that I will not be blessed.

When the car smashed through the rusted guardrail and landed on the dirty beach that had not been taken care of for a long time, Li Qingyang received a warning from his employer: if he dared to run away or did not follow his instructions, it would be very dangerous. Don't even think about Er's house.

So Li Qingyang didn't think about the house, he thought about his girlfriend Wang Xiuxue, the house price in Shanghai, the interest of the bank loan, and finally decided to think about the very second house.

He took a deep breath, the seat belt on his body had already been unbuckled, and the very mysterious girl was blowing the sea breeze with her back to him not far away.The melancholic temperament of the white dress, the gloomy weather and the gloomy sea, there is only a thin line between small freshness and non-mainstream.

Li Qingyang's legs were trembling, and he moved towards the girl. At the same time, he was thinking of his girlfriend's name in his heart, trying to think about his life after getting the house: he could get married first, hold a wedding banquet, set up some red envelope money, and then use this A sum of money to renovate that very second-class house... Of course, before that, you must play the role of "Mr. Wang Qingye" well.Don't be ripped apart...

"Who are you?" An Ning turned around and looked at Li Qingyang who was exactly like "Mr. Wang Qingye" in her imagination, "You are not Mr. Wang Qingye."

I have to say that An Ning is really beautiful, with blond hair and blue eyes that are protruding and curled back, which fits all the good impressions Chinese have of foreign girls.But at this moment, Li Qingyang only thought of the Eight-Power Allied Forces invading China...

The other party didn't respond, but An Ning was not annoyed, and turned his eyes to the dark clouded sky with his hands behind his back: "Mr. Wang Qingye is a very calm person, except for talking about 'restoration' and 'Westernization', he would never use such an excited tone Talk to me; he cares about the communication between men and women, he told me "men and women can't kiss each other" since I was a child, and he would talk for a long time even holding my hand, how could he hug me because he hadn't seen me for several years; Rickshaws, it's a disgrace to think that there is such a thing as a human being providing another human being with the convenience of transportation; and there's..."

"Mr. Wang Qingye, he always called me 'A Nian'. Because he thought I was clingy."

That's right, just like the prince.

I have always been called "A sticky".

"Who are you?" An Ning looked at Li Qingyang, who was visibly nervous, with a smile, and began to wear a trill in her tone, "Where is Mr. Wang Qingye? It is impossible for him not to come to see me. I have clearly written to him... …Is he sick? Or…has…”

After receiving an order from his employer, Li Qingyang, who was about to open his mouth when he raised his head, suddenly stopped.

There were tears in An Ning's blue eyes, but she still had a smile on her face. She was waiting for herself to tell the truth, no matter how cruel the truth was, she would accept it.The "Mr. Wang Qingye" she played was not the "Mr. Wang Qingye" in her mind, she wanted to preserve her impression of "Mr. Wang Qingye".

"Please, tell me what happened to Mr. Wang Qingye..."

If Li Qingyang was five or six years younger and still a college student full of enthusiasm and conscience, he would definitely throw the earphones and camera on the beach and step on his feet, scold me for quitting, and then tell this superpower girl Everything, and then follow her to save the planet or something.

"Mr. Wang Qingye...Mr. Wang Qingye...he will come to save me..."

But... now he can't do it.

Li Qingyang heard his own mechanical voice: "What are you talking about? People always change, don't they? Childish nicknames like 'A Nian' can only be said when you were young. Now you are an adult , surely you can’t be called that, can you?”

Although these words made even third-rate film directors raise their hands and say hello, but in such a sensitive atmosphere, the information contained in these words was indeed conveyed into An Ning's mind.

Tears welled up in her eyes, but the smile on An Ning's face got bigger and bigger.At this time, An Ning's heart can be described as mixed with sorrow and joy. Although his dream is broken, Mr. Wang Qingye is here, and he will always be by his side in the future.fair enough.

Is it really good?

If it wasn't the original Mr. Wang Qingye, wouldn't I want him to stay by my side?

Li Qingyang looked at An Ning who was wiping away tears carelessly, feeling a little regretful and guilty.

But he is no longer a kid, he has a girlfriend who is talking about marriage, he needs a house, no matter how old it is, it will make him feel at ease.He had to settle down in the big city of Shanghai.

The edges and corners of youth are gone, and conscience will always be suppressed by reason.

As if to destroy such a real world, a silver car broke through the railing from the other side with the sound of a violent engine, landed beside the two, and then turned into a silver robot with the sound of metal collisions.

"Mr. Wang Qingye!!"

"Gotyou!!"

An Ning's blue eyes and the robot's blood-red eyes fell into Li Qingyang's eyes at the same time, and after a while, he was tied tightly to the passenger seat by the seat belt.

【"He is an important hostage, if you want the 'matrix' to be obedient, arrest him together."] The middle-aged uncle's voice came from the earphone.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Wang Qingye is useless to you, right? Let him go!" An Ning's voice came from the driver's seat.

"Shut up, you group of fragile carbon-based creatures!!" A metallic voice came from the car stereo, rejecting An Ning's proposal with action.

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The Shanghai road battle at the beginning of the second part began.By the way, this is the sidewalk guy in the Decepticons, although he was "Fruit Ninja" when he appeared on the stage.But I have to say that he is a handsome guy (relatively) both in the G1 version and in the movie.

Uncle Josephine went to Shanghai beforehand to find a man who looked similar to the Mr. Wang Qingye described by An Ning, and lured him into acting as Mr. Wang Qingye to make a series of actions that damaged Mr. Wang Qingye's image.By the way, the reward is a house.

Recently, I suddenly fell in love with Captain Barbossa and Davy Jones in "Pirates of the Caribbean".Looks like I'm getting really old...