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The party concerned, An Ning, Colonel Lannos, the person in charge of the base, Optimus Prime, the commander of the Autobots and the guardian of An Ning, these three are not easy to mess with from any point of view, but the brave Josephine and his attendant Dutch, not only Back to angering these three evil dragons, this time it is still here to anger these three evil dragons.

"Then," Josephine cleared her throat, and said to An Ning, who seemed to have the weakest aura among the three dragons, with the courage that he had never changed since being single for decades, "It's useless for us not to say anything. The polite words. The purpose of my coming here is to take Miss An Ning back to normal society and receive education."

"Woo! I don't..."

"Mr. Josephine," Optimus Prime raised an objection before An Ning, "I think, if this is the case, there may be no need to take Ann away from the base. We will search the Internet for the most suitable teaching materials and teaching methods for Ann." ,absolutely okay……"

"Textbook?" Josephine waved her hand and said disdainfully, "I knew from the very beginning that you big guys made of steel don't understand anything. Do you know that there are some things that are not in the textbooks, and you need to teach them personally? ? Do you know what a relationship is? Do you know what a big aunt is? You don’t want her first love to be a group of big things made of steel?!”

Josephine spoke this passage very quickly, An Ning basically understood the first sentence, and the fourth sentence had already been finished.It is estimated that Josephine does not want to talk about discordant words in front of girls.

When An Ning realized that her translation speed could not keep up with Josephine's speaking speed, she resolutely gave up on the previous content, listened directly and raised a question about a certain word in the penultimate sentence: "O Pu, what is 'big aunt'?"

Optimus Prime stretched out his finger and nodded An Ning's head: "It refers to your mother's oldest sister."

Josephine felt powerless. He yelled at the two people who exuded an unusually harmonious light but were extremely inconsistent in terms of body shape and aura: "'Big aunt' refers to menstruation, menstruation!! So Said that you, a steel head, are not up to the job of her guardian!!"

"Then, I..."

"If you mean to let you rude soldiers teach her, I think it's better to forget it." Josephine interrupted Colonel Lannos impatiently, "Do you think that in this place where women are rare? In the base, the person she stays to be is a student rather than a soldier...cough cough."

The word "military|prostitute" is really not suitable for a minor, oh no, it is a rare old man over a hundred years old.So Josephine coughed twice, and covered the word: "Think about it, what does Miss An need? What she needs is to get rid of her peers! Play with her peers! Understand?!" Josephine Fern shook her collar, turned around and walked towards the door, "I hope to hear your affirmative answer before noon tomorrow. Of course, I must take Miss An away, whether it is from humanitarian or so-called human rights. As for the safety issue , please don’t worry. In view of the particularity of Miss An’s identity, we will place her in Witwiki’s house, which is protected by Autobots, so as not to be threatened by the Decepticons. Then, please think about it.”

Josephine and Dutch left, leaving the two who were thinking about a machine.

People of the same age... An Ning imagined for a moment, a picture of herself and a group of gorgeously dressed and well-dressed young ladies confronting an unexplainable abstract painting nonsense spontaneously arose.

Are you the same age... Optimus Prime imagined, a picture of An Ning laughing and playing with a group of cubs who were only a hundred years old just off the assembly line, and finally a picture of An Ning being accidentally torn off his head by the cubs came out of nowhere.

The same age... People... Lan Nuosi imagined for a moment, and a picture of An Ning standing in front of rows of urns and black and white portraits and crying loudly came out.

This is obviously not a good picture, so the two of them fell silent again.

Back in the garage, the Autobots who had already heard the news were outraged, among which the cannons were ready to bombard the iron sheet of Josephine's lounge and the gun boy who planned to sneak into Josephine's lounge to assassinate the other party was the most.

"Hey, don't be so sad, don't worry! As long as you don't want to, no one will take you away!" The fender leaned in front of An Ning and made a gesture to show off his chest muscles, but only some rusty parts bulged out. Component.

"That's right! With me on the brakes, they don't want to touch a finger of yours!" Brake showed off his parts, "It's much more reassuring to have me around than the guy who brakes, isn't it?"

"What did you say?! You are a piece of shit that was scared to pieces by the machine rat!!"

"Come on! Don't think everyone doesn't know that the Autobot whose infusion tube was bitten off by a robot mouse that day is you!!"

"Do you have the guts to say it again?!"

"I'm afraid of you!!"...

In the midst of this "happy and peaceful" atmosphere, the ambulance sent a zip file to Optimus Prime, and then went on to mull over whether he had to stay up all night to fix the troubled twins again.

And Optimus Prime, after opening this compressed file, suddenly hesitated about the decision to keep An Ning in the lair base.

There are only two pictures of news clippings in the compressed folder.The titles are "A Ten-Year-Old Child Loses His Pet Dog, and Hasn't Said a Word for Decades" and "A Centenary Old Man Sends a Black-Haired Man to a White-Haired Man, Dies with His Beloved Son Sudden Heart Attack".

At night, An Ning was stopped in the garage by the brakes and fenders, saying that he was preventing Josephine from attacking An Ning at night.

"That guy doesn't look like a good guy!" Brake said.

"That's right! When we investigated his information last time, we found that he hadn't even been married once!! What if he treats you..."

"Hey!" Brake poked the fender with his elbow, and suppressed the rest of the latter's words, "Anyway, just sleep in my car tonight!"

"That's right...what?! In your car?! Don't be kidding! Of course Ann wants to sleep in my car!"

"Oh, no! It's in my car!!"

In the face of the quarrel between the twins, An Ning would usually say "stop arguing" without technical content, but this time, she said a very technical and effective sentence: "You two, Isn’t it a car after transformation?”

……

Without too much comfort to the twins who were in an embarrassing situation because of her one sentence, An Ning continued to throw out the next sentence calmly: "Tonight, I want to sleep in the OP, is that okay?"

Optimus Prime, who was still shot after transforming, was stunned for three seconds. He didn't react until An Ning had walked to his car door. He flicked the door with a "bang", hitting An Ning in the face who was too close to react.

"Wow~~~oh~~~~" The brakes and fenders let out a whimper of unknown meaning at the same time, and the iron skin immediately deformed to prepare for An Ning who was crying loudly. The ambulance began to calculate the adverse effects of this crying An Ning on her body As for the solution, Horizontal Cannon immediately retreated to the farthest corner of the room, so as not to be affected by the terrifying female creature.

"...This is not what a gentleman should do." An Ning supported the car door, shook her head helplessly, lifted her foot, sat down, and closed the door, completely ignoring a group of nervous Autobots outside.

Optimus Prime sensed something was wrong, and asked hesitantly, "Ann, you..."

"Shh." An Ning made a quiet gesture at the steering wheel, and turned her head sideways, signaling the other party to pay attention to the Autobots outside who were making a fuss because of her calmness, "Don't get excited, I'm Ning. I'm here to... ask Your one thing."

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When I came back, I saw that three comments had been deleted.Heaven can learn from it!I haven't even touched the wires of the computer this week, why delete the comment?I hope that the reviewer who has been deleted will learn a lot. QAQ