what am i wiping this

Hengpao has always felt that he was unlucky. Although many TFs scolded him for being unaware of his blessings, if those TFs who don't know where they are are switching roles with Hengpao, maybe their views will change.

When escaping from the destroyed Cybertron star, the Autobots usually use small groups of 4 to 5 people to escape in small spaceships.Coincidentally, Horizontal Pao was in a group with the only three female Autobots in the Autobot army.This caused many Autobots to take a break from their busy schedules to joke, and Hengpao also felt that he was very lucky at the time.

However, when the voyage began, Side Pao realized that he was wrong.

First of all, the eldest sister of the three Alcie sisters warned herself not to make any uninteresting jokes at gunpoint, which is a lesson to everyone. Because of my brother, I pay special attention to the paint skin of the Autobots and even the Decepticons, and I am definitely not molesting the other party-well, to be honest, he did want to moles the other party, but this level is not at all for Hengpao. It's a joke.

Then, after teasing, no, saying hello to the second sister Alcie, Side Cannon was bombarded by the three sisters.

Although he was very unwilling, after that, Cross Pao basically lost his Cybertronian citizenship in this spaceship where the yin and yang were in decline, and he was extremely eager to reunite with TFs of other genders.So he was the first among all the Autobots drifting in the universe to receive the signal from his big brother.

According to the description of the three Arci sisters, Hengpao was in a particularly good state of mind that day, and was so excited that he forgot to take back the Cybertron blade in his hand, cutting off the information output system all of a sudden, which caused them to abandon the ship and turn into a meteorite state. The line of fire, ah no, was almost considered a Decepticon when it was the atmosphere.

Because they are in the state of meteorites, the landing places of the four TFs are not the same, but Hengpao, with its strong obsession, and the character that has been squeezed for a long time, interprets what is called Niu X-he landed on the The sea area near the nest base!

Although he revealed his identity as an Autobot at the first time, he was still punched by the old guy Tinhide for some reason.If it was the past, Hengpao would definitely fight Tiepi, but after getting along with the three violent Alcie sisters for a long time, Tiepi's punch was nothing to Hengpao, and he even wanted to hug this girl The first male TF I saw outside the reflector on the spaceship.But Ironhide didn't give him the chance, and he seemed eager to send the contents of his other hand to the group of low carbon-based creatures.

But it's not bad, anyway, I got rid of the group of violent three sisters and scanned a very handsome car, of course this has something to do with my already handsome appearance (hey).In short, everything is so beautiful, my new life in Hengpao is about to...

"The Viscount, the Viscount, the Viscount!!"

Judging from the information fed back from the sensor at the back of the waist, it seems that something soft is stuck to it.Horizontal Cannon turned its head 180 degrees, scanning the sticky information.

"Jeez, woo! You've finally woken up, woo!" The other party also raised his head, showing himself a smiley expression, "I miss you so much, woo!"

According to the information about this planet downloaded by Hengpao, this is a female.

The long-term sequelae of being oppressed by the three sisters of Alcie is that when he sees a female creature—no matter which planet it is—especially the inhabitants of this planet have similar body structures with Cybertronians—they will feel victimized. Paranoia.

So he let out an "Aww" and made what he thought was a legitimate defensive action - throwing the sticky thing out with his hands.

The other party defied gravity and flew for a while before hitting the wall of the garage not far away.Horizontal Pao quickly stood up, stretched out the Cybertron blade in his hand, and quickly backed up with the wheels he was proud of, and at the same time issued a warning to the other party in his unproficient Earth-level language: "Damn!! You, Come here, ban!!! Back off!!!”

The sticky thing lay on the ground for a while, then slowly got up, and a liquid substance similar to energy liquid flowed out from its mouth.When it looked up at Hengpao, the expression on its face...well, how should I put it, let Hengpao analyze the "injured" emotion.

Well, it does seem to be hurt, too.Heng Pao felt that his reaction might have been a little too much. Just as he was about to put away his weapon and go over to check the other party's injuries, the other party made a move that frightened Heng Pao.

From the creature's eyes, a salt water mixture actually flowed out! Damn!This will accelerate the corruption of your armor! !

Horizontal Pao immediately gave up its plan to approach, retreated again and warned the opponent.

Suddenly, the other party's expression changed from "wounding the core" to "doubtful", and then scanned himself carefully, and after expressing a surprised sigh, he said, "You... are not the prince... right?"

"...Who is the prince?"

When Hengpao's words had a chemical reaction on the other party's face, the other party's expression changed from "doubt" to "understanding" and finally to "relief"... What's so comforting about this slag.Horizontal Pao thought depressingly in his heart.But he didn't have a chance to ask that earth creature, because when the other's expression turned gratified, he was forced to go offline due to injuries and entered a deep charging state.

"Hangpao, are you saying that the three Alcie sisters are also with you..." The ambulance that pushed open the garage door immediately noticed Hengpao's obviously restless movement, and then followed the direction of Hengpao's defensive action , the ambulance saw her lying in a pool of blood—maybe it was a little exaggerated, but when the ambulance saw her for the first time, what flashed through its optical lens was not the other party fainting on the ground, but the horizontal cannon lying on the bright red energy liquid scene in .And when the reality and the illusion overlap, it turns into an illusion of An Ning lying in a pool of blood, "...Hang Pao, you'd better pray to Pu God that Tie Hide and Optimus Prime will find the three Arci sisters for as long as An Ning can. ——It’s the one who was fainted by you—he has fully recovered. Otherwise... well, I guess my unnecessary medical work will increase again.”

"Hey, what do you mean by that?! Hey! Hey! Ambulance!!Damn!!" Horizontal Cannon yelled meaninglessly behind the ambulance holding the alien sticky thing, but the other party only used a lower volume Complaining about the increase in work, how can one or two not let myself worry? Walk to the medical compartment.

The first meeting between Hengpao and An Ning was really bad.But when Hengpao was carried by Tinhide and thrown in front of An Ning, the latter's reaction was beyond Tiehide's and Hengpao's expectations.

"Woooo~ It's Sideswipe, right? Al, look, isn't it amazing? I can accurately call out his full name!" Sitting on the hospital bed, An Ning used jumping questions and couldn't grasp The characteristics of the key point explain the harm to minors (I mean psychologically) of "closed doors and closed countries".

"Idiot! If you want to be really powerful, just say my full name in a row!!" This is the iron sheet that also misses the point, and we can attribute this to the serious aging of its cpu.

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Unfortunately, the slave family's holiday is only four days.It means that my family will go back to school tonight, QAQ, so you guys understand