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"It can't be done." Jazz crossed his legs, and glanced helplessly at An Ning, who was sleeping soundly on his palm, and the gun that virtuously sewed An Ning's coat button with the button he tore off while scratching the detective, "Perhaps Ah Ning really knows future, but..."

"But what?" Tin Hide, who hated being tricked by others, asked unhappily.

The Jazz sighed. At this time, Gun Boy's work was almost finished, and the last button was almost finished: "Have you heard the joke of 'one car come one cargo, two carpeng pengone cardie'?"

"……What is this stuff?"

"It is said that it was a statement made by a witness when the police asked about the car accident, but it was meant to satirize someone's weak expression ability."

"Hey, you don't mean... this brat..."

Jazz nodded bitterly: "Ah Nian can't express what she wants to express—or she can't express—she doesn't remember some of the process, but only remembers the results and some important events—she can't even distinguish between us TF is distinguished by color painting."

"Major events?! Oh well, does she only remember 'major events' like big brother trampled someone's garden or a rodent smeared grease on my feet?!" Ironhide couldn't help but raise his voice, "Painting oh, the paint! Does she only tell us apart by the color of the paint?! Maybe if we paint ourselves in the same color as the big brother, she will call us 'ops'?!"

"Tinpi, keep your voice down..."

Ironhide raised his voice even more displeased: "I whispered?! You should be more careful! According to the data, 50.00% of Decepticon's painting is silver! Be careful not to let this guy hold that revolver It broke you!!"

When Jazz heard this, he was unhappy: "That's right, but you have to be careful. I think you should know—the remaining 50.00% of the Decepticons are black."

"So, did Ann tell you any useful information?" Optimus Prime played his responsibilities and obligations as a leader, and stopped the fight between the two in time.

"There are some. For example, we will win in the end, but the process..." Jazz spread his hands helplessly.

"What else?" The ambulance who had been silently scanning An Ning's physical condition suddenly spoke.

Jazz was startled, he laughed and said, "Anything else? And no matter what we pay, it will be very difficult, but we will win in the end..."

"So she cried happily?" The ambulance interrupted Sir's words in a calm tone, "Angioedema in the eyes, red eye circles, probably caused by habitually touching the surroundings of the eyes with hands when crying of."

"..."

The ambulance leaned forward slightly, stretched out its hand and gently opened An Ning's palm, and scanned the composition of tears stored on it: "The ratio of salt water is seven to three, which belongs to the tears shed when the emotion is angry or sad."

The ambulance paused for a moment, raised its optical lens, and focused on the optical lens that Jazz adjusted left and right: "I hope you can tell me why Ann is crying—or, that reason is because you treated her ..."

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

The ambulance nodded in satisfaction and sat back in its original position.

"It probably won't happen, after all I—now we—knew about it, and we...hey, I mean it might just be kids..."

Ironhide silently unleashed his wheel cannon.

The Jazz immediately stopped: "Come on! I'll say it! Ah Nian said that we will kill many Decepticons, but we will lose a comrade in arms, and...it may be you, Ironhide."

……

"Hey, that's it." Tie Hide put away the revolver on his arm, glanced at the gun boy who was trying to get into An Ning's collar after completing the task, and then pinched the opponent's barrel with the tip of his finger , ignoring the other party’s struggles and yelling—of course, in the "Nisi" language it created itself, and Tie Pi couldn’t understand a word—and grabbed it in his hand, "Then she said how many tyrants I defeated Tiger?"

"That's not to say..."

"Then I must make enough money. Hey, boy, what are you doing! Don't shoot randomly, you idiot!!" Tiepi poked his finger at the same time because he was trying to attack his chest... Ah no, it was the best defensive position , to prevent others from attacking his chest, but was stopped by the iron sheet, the gun boy, who was in a bad mood and fired randomly, asked Sir, "By the way, what do you mean by 'probably you'?"

Jazz hesitated for a while, but decided to release An Ning's original voice recording: "...Because, because Al is too irritable! This kind of person dies the fastest in the animation, woo! So the Jazz wants, needs to take care of Al. ..."

Sir hurriedly turned off the recording, but Ironhide had already heard the meaning of the last sentence.

"Haha, ahahaha...ahhaha..." Jazz laughed awkwardly, but every TF present did not laugh with him, but just looked at him with a dull face, even the gun boy had a solemn expression expression.

According to Jazz's memory chip records, the last time this happened was because the ambulance proposed to conduct a comprehensive inspection on him, so this time...

Jazz swallowed the condensate involuntarily, cooling his overheated wiring from the strain.

"...Why," Tie Hide's already deep voice became even deeper, "do you want you to take care of me?"

"This, this... probably because Ah Jian was in my car at the time..."

"Oh? Are you sure it's not because of the 'I'm stronger than Ironhide' data you've instilled in her?"

"When, of course... I just said 'I'm pretty good'..."

"..."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha……"

Jazz looked at the revolver thermal cannon covered in iron sheets, the wiring was so tense that even the face armor dripped condensate.

"Iron Hide." Optimus Prime really couldn't see it, and raised his hand to Tie Hide to make a "stop" gesture.

"Tsk." Ironhide smacked his lips in dissatisfaction, and slowly retracted the ammunition that was ready to go, "When this kid wakes up, I must tell her how unbelievable it is to ask you to take care of me Decide."

The author has something to say:

Today, when I was bored, I went to Jinjiang on my mobile phone. After reading the messages chapter by chapter, I found out that Jinjiang really smoked like an epileptic, and there were many messages that I didn’t see.Some judges have left comments on almost every chapter, but the servants have not read any of them!Here, I would like to express my deep apologies to those judges who failed to reply in time, especially the judge nicknamed "53", who left a message in every chapter, but I did not reply. Do you want to apologize? (You hit Kay)