Zhijun Xiangu

Catastrophe

"Wow, Uncle Qingyue, you are so kind, there are so many delicious ones!" Situ cheered and almost plunged into the pile of pastries, only to be pulled back by Zhifan.

With a chopstick, Qingyue opened his hand that was touching snacks and cakes: "This is for you to eat normally, eat well, do you want to grow taller?"

Situ took the chopsticks in embarrassment.

The old and the young were divided into seats, so Yun Qingyue made two tables, he turned and went upstairs, and this table was Situ and Zhifan.

On the dining table, there are local foods such as millefeuilles, gourd chicken, simmered noodles, delicious red mapo tofu, crystal clear shrimp dumplings, which can only be eaten in Wudu City, and golden pot meat. Judging by the heat, Yun Qingyue didn't buy it. Seeing this, Situ knew that the big pot of rice in the Hengqingmen canteen could not make such delicious dishes.

After all, immortal cultivators will choose bigu to a certain extent. The dining hall is only for a small number of disciples whose cultivation level is not enough. Ci Yan has no objection to the dining hall. In his opinion, the food is not delicious but nutritious, and it can also motivate people. All the disciples practiced diligently and started bigu as soon as possible.

As a result, the disciples of the Hengqing School never tire of descending the mountain to cast down demons and slay demons.

Zhi Fan ate a mouthful of shrimp dumplings, then looked at the dishes on the table, always felt something was wrong, but couldn't figure it out.

It wasn't until Situ took a sip of the noodle soup that he spat it all out with a "pop": "What the hell! It's so sour!"

He frantically looked for tea to rinse his mouth. Seeing this scene, Zhifan sniffed the soup cautiously. When he got closer, he could smell the sour gas rushing towards his face. On the surface, it was impossible to see that the color of the soup was black with a hint of vinegar. Yun Qingyue Probably put a lot of effort into it.

Although Situ's ancestral home was in Shaanxi, he was born and raised in the Northeast, so he couldn't bear this kind of real "Guanzhong characteristics".

Zhifan: "Actually, this soup is okay, it's a lot more sour than normal, but brother, you'll get used to it if you eat more."

Situ felt that he couldn't get used to it.

Zhifan picked up a pair of chopsticks and took a closer look at the mapo tofu, and finally understood: "It's true that there is no slice of green onion, ginger, and garlic. I didn't buy golden silk meat floss cake for dim sum, which is obviously the most famous dim sum of Dingxuanji at the foot of the mountain. , I bought everything else, but there are no salty snacks."

Situ was still rinsing his mouth, and said indistinctly, "What?"

Zhifan shook his head, and took the chicken leg into his bowl before his senior brother recovered his strength: "If I guessed correctly, Master and Xinghui should be very happy to eat."

……

Xuan Lei sneezed for several days, and finally went to Yu Lin with a pale face one day—it wasn't because of the inexplicable curse, but because he owed him something.

Probably Yun Qingyue herself didn't expect that the person he thought would know everything about Yu Lin would come so quickly, without giving him any time at all, and coming in such a menacing manner, that he came to sharpen his sword and ask Master Huo Huo Xing for his crimes.

Master Fengyan of the East Sea Island of No Return, master of Xuan Lei and Master Xuan Yan of the Island of No Return, Yu Lin's junior uncle, and his last elder in the world.Gentle and kind, fairy-like... none of these!Just like his name, he is an old man who has "demons and evils scattered" written all over his face at a glance.

Feng Yan was lured to Yijiange by his words. At that time, Situ and Zhifan were sweeping the floor in front of the door. After all, the two children were still young, and after sweeping for a while, they couldn't help but fight. Zhifan calmly turned his side to avoid the flying snow balls that Lin Gang taught in "Flying Snow in the Sky"... The snow balls were flying right on top of Feng Yan's head who was talking sideways.

Feng Yan was shocked: "What hidden weapon!"

"Cough, senior, calm down. These are the two new apprentices Yu Lin took in two years ago. You haven't met them yet." Ci Yan almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and he quickly patted the snow off for Feng Yan, saying hello The two children said, "Situ Zhifan, come here, this is your grand uncle."

Zhifan pulled the flustered Situ, obediently walked up to Fengyan, and the two shouted together: "Uncle Master."

This claim made Feng Yan's face lessen a lot, he looked at the two children a few times, he was satisfied with the wisps of beard, nodded: "Well, the talents are not bad." The next moment the topic changed, and he said seriously : "However, the playability is too great, and it is the critical moment to lay the foundation. Don't forget to do this again!"

Zhifan lowered his head: "Yes, Master Uncle."

Feng Yan looked at this calm little guy, and was even more satisfied: "Okay, Ci Yan, where is Yu Lin?"

Words lead the way: "Senior, go this way." Turning around, he quickly gestured to the two little guys in a place where Feng Yan couldn't see.

Seeing it, Zhifan nodded to acknowledge acceptance.

Situ was confused: "What does the head of the sect mean? Here, why are you gesturing? Zhifan... Why are you going, Zhifan?"

Zhifan grabbed Situ without turning his head, and said while running: "Looking for Uncle Yun, the real person said, Master Uncle is not kind, he came for Uncle Yun."

Situ didn't understand: "What? The head didn't say anything just now?"

Zhifan was helpless, and explained patiently: "I heard that the master has a master uncle guarding the island of no return, and he is also the master of the real person Xuan Lei. He has not seen the real person Xuan Lei since yesterday. Not good, only Uncle Yun came to Yijiange recently... Do you understand, senior brother?

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Situ was full of question marks.

Zhifan gave up.

When Yun Qingyue came out of the Plum Blossom Forest, she met two people who took a shortcut and hurried over: "What's wrong? In such a hurry?"

He was originally handsome, but now there is a little fox with fiery red fur squatting on his left shoulder, and a freshly folded plum blossom is held in his right hand.

The plum blossom forest on Huashan Mountain is made of immortality, and it is several times more beautiful than other places. Zhifan feels that he can know who Yun Qingyue wants to give the plum blossoms to with his eyes closed.

"Uncle Yun, brother and I want to go down the mountain to do some shopping, so you can go with us," he said.

Yun Qingyue looked at him, then at Situ whose eyes were twitching wildly, touched his chin and thought, "There is something wrong with these two brats!"

He smiled and put his arms around Situ's shoulders: "Little Situ, uncle thinks we can 'talk' alone."

……

Xuan Lei, as the No. 1 fortune teller in the cultivation world, must keep his mouth shut, otherwise one day he accidentally leaks secrets that should not be said, and the consequences will be unimaginable.

But Xuan Lei's most troublesome thing for Feng Yan is that his mouth doesn't seem to have teeth.

But today he was thankful that his apprentice was not good at talking. He asked casually in the letter, and Xuan Lei answered casually... Afterwards, Xuan Lei almost hugged Yu Lin and cried bitterly for forgiveness.

That day when Xuan Lei came to look for him, Yu Lin guessed that the hot-tempered uncle had to come here so that in this world, someone who has the title of "squatting at home" and stays at home for a year or ten years is not one of the islanders. First of all, the Great Elder Master Feng Yan left the island quickly, and there were only Xuan Lei and Yu Lin left.

Yu Lin wasn't surprised at all—he never changed his face when Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, got up and saluted, called "Master Uncle" and said nothing more.

After saying goodbye, Feng Yan grabbed Yu Lin's wrist, and his face became more and more ugly as time passed.Xing Hui quietly poured tea and brought it up without making a sound.After a long time, Feng Yan let go of Yu Lin, and slapped the table with a crack, spilling half of the tea: "What about the kid?!"

"Uncle, this matter has nothing to do with him, he is just a mortal, and he can't do anything that hurts me, so please don't blame him."

Feng Yan glared: "It's irrelevant?! You have worked so hard to accumulate a foundation for a hundred years, and you haven't seen it for so long... This kid, what is his name? As soon as you appeared, you were like this. A hundred years of hard work fell short. You originally needed You have worked ten times and a hundred times more than others, and now if you fail to cross the tribulation and die, what are you going to do?!"

"... There is no turning back in cultivating Taoism and becoming an immortal. There are only two pre-determined endings, uncle, not to mention that it was my plan to go to Tanzhou." Yu Lin's tone was indifferent, but his words were almost stubborn.

When Feng Yan saw that his nephew was facing "outsiders", he was even more angry: "Your talent is rare in a thousand years, and you have come here for so many years. If you lose in the last catastrophe, how can I have the face to see your master in a hundred years? ?!"

"...Uncle, I 'saw' Master a few days ago."

With Yu Lin's words, Feng Yan almost jumped up in shock: "What did you say?!"

Yu Lin took out the letter: "Master sealed a part of his own consciousness on it, and it has dissipated now..."

He told how Yun Qingyue accidentally unlocked Yuan Hang's seal, and how he relayed part of Yuan Hang's words to him word by word, and told Feng Yan. After listening to Feng Yan, he was speechless for a long time, and Yu Lin finally asked Said: "Uncle, Master is also a talent of the sky, but he couldn't win the destiny, and in the end he died because of my involvement. Uncle, talent is nothing in front of destiny, so how can we rely on it?" With just one talent, you can conclude that without him, I can attain Taoism and become a god?"

In fact, Feng Yan didn't understand the central meaning of Yu Lin's words. He was still protecting Yun Qingyue. He was silent for a long time, thinking in his heart: "That's what I said, but I can make more plans to make it more possible. I can't kill that brat." , why not kidnap him to the Isle of No Return and wait for him to die of old age, yes, that’s the way to go.”

"He is the younger brother of today's son." Yu Lin couldn't see what his uncle was thinking, and finally nailed Feng Yan's thinking with one sentence.

Feng Yan: "..."

Since the first year of Taifeng, due to the emperor's lenient, the relationship between the cultivation world and the court has eased a lot, but it doesn't mean that if the cultivation world does something that offends Tianwei, the emperor will really lose his temper.

"Master is very accurate in judging people, and he even asked Yun Qingyue to take care of me... Although it is not ruled out that Master is joking, it is enough to prove..."

"Uncle, Yun Qingyue is fine."

As soon as these words came out, Feng Yan couldn't do anything else, and his teeth itched with hatred: "It's better to be a demon, you can kill it with one sword!"

Isle of No Return and Luanhun Mountain are generally recognized as the two most murderous places in the world. Those who have stayed in these two places for a long time think that the best way to solve the problem is to "slaughter".

It's no wonder that they themselves are unwilling to run out of their own places easily. Fortunately, Feng Yan is still a reasonable person. If a relative does not recognize him, he will probably carry a sword as soon as he comes.

"I really offended Master Fengyan. I don't know what I have done. Please explain to me, Master Fengyan. If I really deserve to die, Qingyue will definitely be slaughtered!" A man in white walked in outside the door, not humble Loudly said.