[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

"Don't tell me, Ah Qi, you like my brother?"

Asura is a real guy who can say anything straight when he thinks of it, so when he said this conjecture in a very simple way, Ah Qi was almost pissed off.

He didn't want Uchiha Madara to misunderstand.

Glancing at Uchiha Madara, who was obviously shocked by Asura's words, Ah Qi almost went crazy.

God, why does he like Indra?Asura, you have such a big brain, does your family know?

"How do you know that everyone in my family is dead?"

Asura gave him a blank stare, even he himself has been dead for many years, okay?

"Well, what gave you the illusion that I would like a husband? Huh?" Ah Qi transformed into a long/knife in his hand, as if Asura dared to nod, he would stab it with a knife.

"Since you don't like my brother, why did you find fault with me?" Ashura asked.

This question has troubled him for many years.

"I've already said that I'm a businessman. If I don't have any interests, I won't bother you." Ah Qi said with a tusk.

"Businessman? You finally admitted it?" Asura sneered.

From the very beginning, he didn't think that Ah Qi was a serious god, that some kind of bullshit could fulfill all wishes, that was all nonsense.

Ah Qi also smiled: "I have never hidden this. They want me to fulfill their wish, and naturally it is not without price. How can there be a free lunch in the world?"

"You really didn't hide this, you just didn't say it." Uchiha Madara sneered, but he still remembered what Ah Qi said when they first met.

Embarrassedly laughing a few times, Ah Qi said: "Let's continue what we just said."

Uchiha Madara clasped his arms around his chest and let out a soft snort.

"The reason why I brought down your ninja sect was because someone made a wish to me, otherwise I wouldn't have nothing to do and fight with you." Ah Qi said, he was a little gloating, "That person is still your friend , Asura."

"What?" Asura looked at Ah Qi incredulously, "My...friend?"

"Yes, your friend is that man named Shinji, your die-hard fan and loyal supporter." Ah Qi said while pinching her chin.

"..." Being betrayed by his friend hit Asura very hard, and he squatted in the corner, looking very depressed.

Can't stand Ah Qi bullying Ashura like this, and he really looks like his good friend Senju Hashirama when he was down, Uchiha Madara couldn't help but comforted: "Don't be sad, actually that really Second, it was also provoked by the hackers."

"Really?" Ashura looked at Uchiha Madara with a hopeful look.

"But if it wasn't for him to have a rift with you, Heijue wouldn't be able to provoke you successfully." Qi, who had never been so gently comforted by Uchiha Madara, couldn't stand it anymore, and said sourly, "Your ninja sect also Not everyone agrees with you."

Asura, who finally felt better because of Uchiha Madara's comfort, just stood up, but was stabbed by Ah Qi's knife and squatted down again.

Seeing Uchiha Madara glaring at him, Ah Qi shrugged his shoulders and made an innocent expression: "I'm not wrong, it's like this, besides, why do you keep protecting him... Ah, because Toro, no wonder."

When Ah Qi, who was still a little aggrieved, realized that there was a change in front of him, his expression instantly became high (low) cold (beat).

Sensing Indra's aura, Asura stopped being depressed, and stood up abruptly.

He wanted to walk over to Indra, but he stopped after taking two steps. He wanted to get close but didn't dare to get close. He looked eagerly like a small animal that was afraid of being abandoned by its owner.

"Asura." Finally Indra spoke first.

"elder brother!"

"I'm sorry, Asura." Indra said, "I misunderstood you about Maki."

Zhenji is the name of the princess, her name has long been unknown with the destruction of the kingdom of heaven, and now only Indra remembers it.

"I was also at fault." Asura said, "If I hadn't shot her, she wouldn't have been killed by the hacker. I'm sorry, brother."

Seeing the two brothers taking the blame for each other, Ah Qi was not only not moved at all, but just wanted to roll his eyes.

"I said, I know that you brothers must have a lot of things to say when you meet again after a long absence, but can you think about it, you are using someone else's body now." Ah Qi pointed to the downstairs with his chin, "Such a big group People are still looking for them everywhere."

The seven that Ah Qi was talking about were naturally Uchiha Madara and Senju Zhuma.

The sudden disappearance of the two of them has caused a lot of disturbance before, not to mention that Ashura was very noisy before.

"There is an enchantment in my house, and outsiders can't notice it. You should return your body to them first, and let them appease their clansmen. As for you, there are plenty of opportunities." Ah Qi said, "I have I will also get a temporary body for the two of you for a while, and it will be no problem for you to fall asleep if you want to sleep."

Neither Indra nor Asura are people who like to cause trouble for others. After hearing Ah Qi's words, they quickly replaced Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma.

After waking up, Senju Zhuma grabbed Uchiha Madara's hand with tears in his eyes: "Blade! No wonder I felt a sense of familiarity when I first met you, making me want to get close to you, want to be with you Being brothers of the opposite sex, I didn’t expect that we were really brothers in our previous life! I’m so happy!”

As soon as he came back to his senses, Uchiha Madara, who was stunned by the string of Senshouzhuma, subconsciously replied: "Of course we are brothers."

Ah Qi: "Hehe."

This hehe made the two people who issued brother cards to each other suddenly shudder, and Senju Zhuma immediately let go of Uchiha Madara's hand, and Uchiha Madara also had a very strange and subtle feeling .

He looked at Ah Qi's smirk but didn't know why he felt a little guilty.

It's so weird.

But he didn't think too much, because someone came up.

Ah Qi's house has two floors, the first floor is his hot pot restaurant, and the second floor is his resting place, but because he is often absent, the hot pot restaurant on the first floor is often empty.

The person who came up was Yuichi Uchiha, the Uchiha who had planned to borrow the Seven Killing Pillar before.

"Master Madara!" Seeing Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Yuichi's eyes suddenly lit up, with a very happy expression on his face, but when he saw Senjujuma next to him, his eyes turned cold again ,"snort!"

"Yuichi? Why are you here?" Uchiha Madara asked suspiciously.

He is very aware of Seventh's enchantment, even the most top-notch perceptual ninja can't detect the situation in this room, so it stands to reason that no one from the Uchiha family has discovered that they are all here.

Uchiha Yuichi: "..."

If I said that I wanted to ask Ah Qi to kill Senshou Zhujian, would you kill me?

Clenched his right hand and coughed softly by his mouth, Yuichi Uchiha said: "I was sitting on the first floor to rest just now, and I heard some movement upstairs, so I came to have a look, I didn't expect Madara-sama and Seven-sama to be here."

"What are you doing on the first floor?" Ah Qi asked.

Although his house is never locked and others are welcome to come and play with him, but if I remember correctly, Uchiha Yuichi should hate him very much, right?Why did he suddenly come to his house?It can't be for eating hot pot, right?

"Because it's been a long time since I had the hot pot of Mr. Seventh, so I miss it very much, so I came to see when the door opens." Yuichi Uchiha said with a serious face.

Ah Qi: "..."

If you don't roll your eyes down when you say that, boy, I'll believe you.

But thinking about Uchiha Madara's small movements when lying, and looking at Uchiha Yuichi, Ah Qi couldn't help but sigh that their Uchiha clan is really not good at lying, of course, except for the treacherous fox-like second elder, and The great elder with the coffin face.

"Hahaha, Madara, he is very similar to you. Every time he lies, his eyes will look elsewhere, for fear that others will not know that he is lying." Senjuzhuma laughed and patted very vigorously. Said the back of his brother in the previous life.

Ah Qi: "..."

Uchiha Yuichi: "..."

Qianshouzhujian, if you die one day, it must be because you can't speak your head.

Uchiha Madara was staggered by him, turned his head and pulled his collar, and got into a ball with him.

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