[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

After rolling out of Uchiha Madara's room, Ah Qi didn't go far. He looked around, and then turned directly to the roof of the house opposite Uchiha Madara.

I found a place where I could see Uchiha Madara's window and sat down. Ah Qi felt an unspeakable sadness in his heart. The difference from God's fall to Stoka was too big. Ah Qi felt that he was a little bit different. alright.

"So love is really scary." Ah Qi looked up at the round and big moon and sighed.

He sat alone on the roof, looking at someone's shadow on the window, and he didn't move until the lights in that room were turned off.

"Why didn't you go in and sleep with Madara?" Kyosuke Uchiha jumped on the roof after patrolling, threw him a jar of wine, and asked.

After taking the wine jar, Ah Qi opened the mud seal and sniffed it habitually, but due to his health, he couldn't smell the wine.

Smacking her lips in pity, Ah Qi said, "Do I look like such a rascal?"

"It doesn't look like a gentleman anyway." Uchiha Kyosuke flicked his hem, and sat next to Ah Qi, "This wine is the favorite of the water country daimyo, and it is said to be pretty good."

"You guys are pretty quick." Ah Qi said after taking a sip, his expression couldn't tell whether it was irony or appreciation.

Ah Qi once suggested that they start with the most remote and isolated country of water, use Sharingan to control those nobles, and then use those nobles to control daimyo and ninjas, but I didn't expect Uchiha to start so quickly .

Uchiha Kyosuke looked at the stars in the sky, and said quietly: "Why are you so fast, don't you know?"

Ah Qi rolled his eyes and snorted, "Don't make it sound like I'm using you to control the Five Great Nations."

"But without you, we really didn't think about controlling the Five Great Nations." Uchiha Kyosuke turned his head to look at him, his eyes darkened, "Compared with a god, you are more like a demon, and you have provoked the ninja's desire/desire. "

"Ha." Ah Qi sneered, "What do you mean, without me, wouldn't you ninjas have no desire/desire?"

"At least not so big." Uchiha Kyosuke said, "All along, our ninja's desire/desire is very simple, that is, survival and tasks. As long as we can complete the tasks alive, we will be satisfied, and you changed this, you Let the ninja's desire/desire become bigger and bigger, more and more dangerous, maybe one day the world will be destroyed because of it."

"Oh, oh, I can't see that you have such a heart for the world, it's really disrespectful." Ah Qi pretended to be surprised.

"I'm just sighing, you don't need to stab me like that." Uchiha Kyousuke pouted and said.

Withdrawing his gaze, Uchiha Kyosuke put his hands behind his head and lay down on the roof, so the stars all over the sky were reflected in his eyes.

"Although I don't quite agree with Uchiha's plan to replace the daimyo and control the five major countries, but it can make the tribe no longer live as a weapon. For this alone, I am very grateful to you."

"..." Ah Qi didn't speak, but took a big gulp of wine from the jar.

"By the way, haven't you confessed to Madara yet?" Uchiha Kyosuke turned over and looked at him gossipingly.

"...No." As soon as this matter was mentioned, Ah Qi felt a little sad.

Uchiha Kyosuke was a little surprised when he heard this: "Are you too cowardly?"

Ah Qi was a little annoyed: "You don't love, why don't you marry Hui Zi?"

Uchiha Kyosuke was choked by his words, and it took a long time to find a point of rebuttal: "At least I dare to tell Keiko that I like her, do you dare to tell Madara?"

"Why don't you dare?" Ah Qi lowered her voice, and unconsciously glanced towards Madara's room, "I just don't think now is the time."

"Hehe." Do you really think he is as stupid as Uchiha Madara?

"What are you huh? Are you okay?" Ah Qi said, "Madara has been busy rectifying the ethnology recently, and the old fellows of Tajima have been trying to make a name for themselves." In his hands, as the next patriarch, Madara will also be busy with these matters, can I disturb him with such trivial matters?"

Ah Qi crackled and said, at the beginning he said it quite seriously, but as he talked, the topic became a bit crooked.

"Besides, even if I confess to my current body, I can't do anything. It's fine if I don't have a sense of taste and smell. I don't even have a sense of touch! Even if I hold hands, I can't feel it!" Ah Qi said more and more wronged, even He complained a little to Keiko who made this body for him.

This kind of body without any feeling makes him unable to even eat tofu ┻━┻︵╰(‵*′)╯︵┻━┻

"There is no way to do this, who made your body a lamp?" And it was broken.Uchiha Kyosuke looked at him sympathetically.

After humming a few times, Ah Qi picked up the wine jar and drank all the wine in it. After drinking, he wiped his mouth with his sleeve casually, and Ah Qi said: "It's time to get a new body."

Don't ask to be completely like a normal person, at least it can make him feel a little bit, otherwise it will be too aggrieved.

"What are you going to do? Go find Keiko again?" Uchiha Kyosuke sat up, he planned to use the excuse of monitoring Ah Qi to go to the land of ghosts to meet his sweetheart if Qi said "yes".

Knowing what he was planning, Ah Qi glanced at him and said, "Are you going to find her again and let her plot against me?"

Do you really think he didn't know that Keiko hid fragments of his body and manipulated his body?

"..." Being directly pointed out by Ah Qi, Uchiha Kyosuke touched his nose in embarrassment.

But Ah Qi didn't care, anyway, those methods didn't have much effect on him, and it would be convenient for him to make things easier for them to reassure them.

And at that time, he didn't intend to use this body for a long time, otherwise Keiko would not have the chance to attack him.

But it's different now, he doesn't want some embarrassing incidents to happen when he is going to do something after pursuing Uchiha Madara, for example, if things come to an end and he can't get hard, that will hurt his self-esteem as a man too much.

After making up his mind, Ah Qi wrote a note that he wanted to go out and pasted it on Uchiha Madara's door, and then disappeared. When he appeared in front of Uchiha Madara again, he looked more like a living He looked like a human being, and there was a black mass in his hand.

Uchiha Madara: "......"

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