[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

Madara Uchiha is cooking.

Because he lost his mother early, and his father was the head of the clan, he was so busy every day that his hair was about to fall out, so as the eldest son, Madara Uchiha took the initiative to take care of the younger brother, and in order to be more Taking good care of his brother, Uchiha Madara also specially worshiped the neighbor's elder sister as a teacher, and learned a good cooking skill.

Ah Qi floated around in the air while looking for something to say, but no matter what he said, Madara Uchiha ignored him.

"Can't I apologize to you? Don't ignore me." Ah Qi sighed, and he reached out to pull on Madara's sleeve, but because he was in a spirit state, his hand passed directly from Madara's sleeve, so He floated in front of Madara, "I admit that I stayed in the lamp for too long, and I panicked, so I couldn't help but tease you, but I really didn't lie, our gods can't lie , so can you stop being so stingy, it's been five days and you still ignore me."

Uchiha Madara looked at Seventh's aggrieved face, then at the stove under his buttocks, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: "Get out of the way."

How can he cook like this? Could it be that he was asked to take the ingredients from under Ah Qi's ass?Imagine that scene, hey, it's disgusting.

Ah Qi didn't care about Uchiha Madara's fierce attitude at all, but was flattered instead.

"You're finally willing to talk to me." Ah Qi's eyes were shining brightly, and the double pupils that looked terrified were not so scary anymore.

What's the matter with this puppy-like eyes?Is this guy really a god?Are all gods so unreliable?

Uchiha Madara complained frantically in his heart, but his face was still unrevealed: "Hmph, you just stay and don't bother me to cook."

"Good~"

Although Uchiha Madara still didn't give him a good face, Ah Qi knew that Madara was no longer angry with him, so he happily walked around Uchiha Madara, asking some weird questions.

As an old monster who has been sleeping for a hundred years, Ah Qi should not be too out of touch with this world. He doesn't even recognize Kunai, the weapon that Uchiha Madara used to guard him before, let alone the current situation of this era.

And even if Ah Qi wants to go out to collect information, it is impossible, because he has no way to leave Uchiha Madara three meters away, and because Uchiha Madara has been resting at home these days, he has never even gone out of the house. The spiritual body that can only move in circles around Uchiha Madara, Ah Qi had to obediently stay in the room and wait for Uchiha Madara to calm down.

As a ninja, it is compulsory to collect information, and Madara is the leader of the Uchiha clan, and he is very good at collecting information, so even though he has not communicated with Seven these days, he also learned from him. A lot of useful information was released from his behavior, so Uchiha Madara also quickly discovered that Ah Qi could not leave him three meters away.

What kind of great god can realize the wishes of the world, no matter how you look at it, it is an alternative version of the earth-bound spirit.Uchiha Madara complained silently in his heart.

When Ah Qi asked what the detonating talisman was, Uchiha Madara finally couldn't help asking the question he wanted to ask a long time ago: "Are you really a god?"

Doesn't it mean that gods are omniscient?Why are you acting like a bumpkin?Moreover, he said that all his wishes could be fulfilled, how could a god who didn't even have his own freedom fulfill his wishes?

"Of course." Ah Qi was very dissatisfied with Uchiha Madara's suspicion.

"In the words of the gods, shouldn't they ride the clouds and ride the fog, and move a mountain with a wave of the hand?" Uchiha Madara put down the shovel and gestured with his hand.

At this time, he didn't know that one day he would be able to blow up a mountain with a wave of his hand. In his opinion at the age of 15, anyone who could do this could already be called a god.

"The kind of gods you mentioned also exist." Ah Qi said, "But there are more of them who can't even afford to eat. Compared with them, I'm already very powerful, okay?"

Yato from another world sneezed.

"Isn't it?" Uchiha Madara couldn't believe it, "I thought gods were like Sages of the Six Paths, so there are still people who can't eat? Hey? Do gods have to eat like humans?"

"Who is the Sage of the Six Paths? Why haven't I heard of a god with this name." Ah Qi tilted his head, and then explained to Uchiha Madara, "I'm just making an analogy. If you humans want to live, you just You must absorb energy, you humans mainly rely on food to absorb energy, and our gods want to live, relying on the power of human beings."

"Sage of the Six Paths is the ancestor of our ninjas. It is said that he was the first to discover Chakra, and he also created ninjutsu." Uchiha Madara briefly talked about the Sage of the Six Paths with Ah Qi, and then asked, "Wish What is power?" He was very curious about everything about the gods.

"Didn't Otsutsuki Kaguya Hime be the first to discover Chakra? How did she become a Sage of the Six Paths? Did that woman change her name?" Ah Qi was very puzzled.

But although he wanted to know what was going on, he first explained to Uchiha Madara what wish power is.

"Wish power is what you humans call belief. As long as you are willing to believe in the existence of our gods, then we will become stronger. On the contrary, we will become weaker and weaker until we disappear completely. To put it bluntly, gods exist by relying on human beings If there were no human beings, there would be no gods."

After listening to Ah Qi's explanation, Uchiha Madara refreshed his three views very much. It turns out that the omnipotent god in the legend is just a collection of human wishes.

Then, the Sage of the Six Paths, who has always been believed by ninjas, must exist somewhere in the world.Uchiha Madara thought so.

but……

"You just said that Chakra was discovered by Otsutsuki Kaguya Hime first?" Uchiha Madara asked seriously.

After getting Ah Qi's affirmative answer, Uchiha Madara said: "Since she is called 'Ji', she must be a woman, but the legendary Sage of the Six Paths is a man, so the guess you just said about the same person is wrong. , unless, you gods can change your gender at will."

Stared at by Uchiha Madara's pointed eyes, Ah Qi coughed lightly and explained: "It is true that gods can change their gender, but most of them will not change at will, otherwise, you humans will If you can't recognize it, if you make a mistake when you burn incense, it will be very embarrassing."

Madara Uchiha nodded, expressing his understanding.

"However, since Kaguya Hime and Sage of the Six Paths are not the same person, the relationship between them must be very close, otherwise they wouldn't all be related to the original Chakra." Uchiha Madara pinched his chin thinking, Then throw out a possibility, "Are they husband and wife?"

The author has something to say:

Madame has a big brain

Kaguya and Liudao's coffin can't be held down anymore

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