[New Peerless Double Pride 3] Over the years

At dawn this day, I took off the black clothes that were the symbol of the ghost master, changed the pimples on my face, and still dressed as a pink-faced boy, and instantly became the person who is hated by everyone, who sees flowers and flowers, and who is like a flower girl. The one who wants to howl, the cuckoo playing in the clothes--Sun Boyi.

Thanks to Xiao Yuer who came up with this name, I have been in the Valley of the Wicked for four years, and so far no woman dares to look at me head-on, men don’t like me like this, even I myself feel that I am becoming more and more obscene because of this name .

In the early morning, I came to the Hahaer Inn to look for food. Before I approached, I heard the voices of people.

When did the Valley of the Wicked become so lively?

Zhu Rong, a fishmonger, was selling a basket of fish among the crowd: "Guests, buy fish, they are all freshly caught, fat and fresh..."

"Go aside!" the grocer Ji Li gave the fishmonger a smooth push, "Your fish was foaming the day before yesterday, rolled its eyes yesterday, and even has a white belly today, and you dare to sell it? Come on, come on, everyone Don’t miss it when you pass by, the out-of-print treasures of the Evilman’s Valley over the years-look! Li Dazui’s favorite special Wan Gong, and Aunt Du Jiaojiao’s most precious limited edition rouge box..."

"What's the noise?!" Sima Hongchang just happened to squeeze out from the crowd, "If you want to buy it, of course you should buy the real thing. Look at my Xuanhua axe for chopping pig's head, let alone pig's head—" He picked up the axe and threw it on his own head With two gesticulations, "That's just a 'click' on the head!"

Businesses and quarrels kept coming and going, and when someone went out, someone was bound to squeeze in.

At this time, the fat boy from Guxi Heidian, with a big bowl, squeezed his scalp and shouted loudly: "Daddy is not at home today, my hidden weapons are cleared, what does the guest officer want - [-]% off!"

Immediately attracted a lot of attention.

Ye Sang, a weak scholar, said: "Can't you be calm? Doing a little business doesn't make people feel at ease?"

The one-eyed swordsman Ba ​​Daosheng said: "The storm is gone, the storm is gone! Now that the ten villains are gone, the valley of the villains has finally ushered in the current prosperity..."

And ruffian Xing poked his head in the crowd and said: "What bullshit is prosperity, the ten villains are good, the ten villains are great, and if you hang out with the ten villains, a flowery dog ​​can also be a vicious dog..."

The grandma of the Yang family carried the quilt to the crowd, swung the stick on the quilt with one hand, and the dust rose, and the girl Qiqi coughed twice, and said, "Can't grandma go home and beat the quilt?"

"What?!" Yang's grandma pricked up her ears, "go home? No, no, no, Tian Chi Xing called everyone to come here for a meeting, saying that it is important to discuss matters related to the economy and people's livelihood - you can't go home!"

……

Suddenly a shadow passed over my head, I turned to look, it turned out to be the girl Xiuxiu who loves to hold a small diamond umbrella in the Taniguchi gazebo.

"Good morning, Miss Xiuxiu." I smiled at her and greeted her.

The white skin in front of him turned red in an instant, and he hurriedly lowered his head and said, "Quiet and peaceful..." Na Na said, "In the Valley of the Wicked, it is so peaceful and peaceful..."

I frowned, and took a step back from her side, knowing that I had a bad reputation and shouldn't greet her indiscriminately, so as not to make people misunderstand that I wanted to destroy the peace and tranquility in this valley.

It so happened that another person ran into me next to her, Miss Qiu with a big belly, she glanced at me, and before I could even say a word, she turned around in a hurry, "Son," turning around and touching She murmured to herself, "I'm sorry for you, after my mother's meeting is over, our mother and I will go home and drink milk immediately..."

At this moment, Jiang Xia brought Ruohu to this side, followed by Qu Wuyi, or rather, Tie Xinlan who had lost all her past memories.

The three of them hadn't approached, so I wanted to go up to them, but when I got there, Jiang Xia stretched out her hand and pulled Ruohu behind her. She didn't know whether it was intentional or not. Come to join in the excitement of eating stars? Have a heart."

Right now, here, with these words, I began to resent Xiao Yu'er like never before.Which of the men, women and children in this valley look like they have a notorious reputation?Why is it just me who has to have such a dirty name to enter the valley, wishing that I would be hated by everyone?

Ruohu was being pulled by Jiang Xia to stand behind him. At this moment, he poked his head out and smiled at me with bright eyes and bright teeth, as calm as the wind.

I laughed back, and Jiang Xia stepped back again, blocking me between the two of them.

"Young Master Pulling Clothes, please." Jiang Xia gestured to me.

I raised my eyebrows and looked at him——compared with his biological father, Xiao Yu'er, Jiang Xia can indeed be called the handsome young man in the Valley of the Wicked. He is not very old, but he is already famous for being handsome and handsome. He seems gentle, but in fact he is cunning, with a more than composed expression. Those who know his details also know that he is not as carefree and fearless as he looks.

Fortunately, he doesn't have Xiao Yu'er's eccentric aura, probably because all the top ten bosses in the Valley of the Wicked have disappeared, and he hasn't learned how to play tricks.

"You know," I asked, "what does Tian Chi Xing want to call so many people for no reason?"

"What good will happen if you eat the stars?" The other party replied with a smile, wishing to stand aside and watch the show.

And Qu Wuyi approached slowly, frowning deeply.

"Sister Qu..."

"Hey hey!" I haven't finished yelling yet, Jiang Xia leans up again, guarding me against wolves, without leaking any water.

I curled my lips in boredom and walked away.

At this time, Tian Chi Xing finally appeared on the stage surrounded by left and right, "Where are the folks!" He said the first sentence, which made people laugh.

"Folks—we are human beings, we also have tempers. The era of dominance by one person is over. Suffocation must not last long. Obedience will only lead to greater misfortune. What about folks——

The villagers began to sigh.

"Folks—let's rise up and resist!"

Finally got to the point.

"Then you have to talk about something!" All the people present were puzzled.

Tian Chixing interrupted the excitement of the crowd with his hands, and then raised his hands to his chest, holding on to a bamboo strap on one side of his body. In the morning breeze, and in the daylight, his scholar's clothes fluttered in the wind, and his white scarf fluttered in the wind. , at this moment, with his chin raised high, standing on the double-layered dining table set up by a special person, with a solemn expression and impulsive eyes——

"Starting today, I announce that there will be no more haunted rooms in the Hahaer Inn! There are no ghosts in my heart, so where is the dust? The era when all the villagers were persecuted by ghosts and ghosts, resulting in a shortage of housing and inconvenient lodging is gone forever ——As for the folks and elders, our store offers a [-]% discount, and everyone is welcome!"

No haunted room?

There is no ghost room, which means that Xiao Yuer has no place to live when he comes back?

I frowned unconsciously, Jiang Xia frowned at the same time, and squeezed a few steps to the front beside me.

"Tian Chi Xing, you wait first!" Jiang Xia waved to Tian Chi Xing, "Is there a ghost room if you say no, what if there is another one?"

Tian Chixing waved his hand, "No, no, Xiao Xia scares me again." At this moment, he jumped off the temporarily pulled out dining table, raised his finger and pointed to the second floor of the inn, "There were originally ten upper rooms there, Ever since a ghost lived in the second room, the other nine rooms have been stained with dust. What is the best way to leave it empty like this? If the business is closed, how can I still have the face to see Senior Hahaer? Today I decided to seal this room Ghost room, ghost, ghost, don't blame me, if you want to blame, blame you as a ghost, everyone has to do something about it!"

Jiang Xia was amused at the side, and immediately said seriously: "But you still can't seal it, because even if you seal the door, ghosts won't come through the door, it's still a ghost room."

Tian Chixing shook his head, taking time to rest: "This time is different, I met an expert yesterday, and the expert instructed me, as long as the people in the valley are gathered together, and then everyone blows on the spell he gave, the spell will work No, any ghosts and ghosts within ten miles must avoid it."

"So you just believed it and called everyone to the inn?" I took a step closer and asked.

"Young Master Pulling Clothes." Seeing that it was me, Tian Chi Xing took out a yellow talisman from his bosom, "Come on, Young Master Pulling Clothes, take a breath."

I smiled, leaned over, and blew on the paper talisman.

"Ah!" At the same time, a woman's scream came out, Tian Chixing turned around, Jiang Xia turned around, and I turned around.

Standing beside the three of us is Qu Wuyi.

At this time, her face was blushing, and her eyes wandered between me and Tianchixing, but it was not a shy and ambiguous look, but an obvious suspicion and judgment.

"What's going on?" Jiang Xia asked.

Qu Wuyi stopped to glance around, and replied: "Just now I was talking to Ruohu sideways, and I felt that someone touched my waist."

"What?!" Tian Chixing yelled, "It's not bad, who dares to do such a thing in front of me?! Miss Qu, don't be afraid, come on, take a breath first, wait I'll take out that bastard who grew so bold to his forehead to vent his anger on you!"

I glanced at Tianchixing, and Jiang Xia glanced at me twice.

Qu Wuyi said: "Maybe I made a mistake."

During this gap, Tian Chi Xing has already changed shape and changed, and the person ran to the other side.

The few people who stayed there were speechless, Jiang Xia turned to look at Ruohu, while Qu Wuyi was in a daze.

I glanced sideways, and I happened to see a strange-looking man wrapped in a yellow turban, with a tall waist, trouser legs that couldn't cover his calves, and a beggar from the bottom half of his body.

"New here?" I asked the man.

The man nodded and walked briskly towards the crowded place.

There are a lot of newcomers recently, and the day before yesterday I saw someone standing in front of Gu Kou Bei, chanting loudly: "Walk into the valley, stay in the valley, and never be a slave."

"ah!"

There was another crisp shy cry from a girl, I looked up at the same time with a few people around me, the crowd where Tian Chixing was, people's voices were commotion, and there was a mess.

Jiang Xia was the vanguard, the first to break through the human wall, and walked closer to find out.

"Brother Xia!" Seeing Jiang Xia appearing, Miss Qiqi jumped into Jiang Xia's arms, "Brother Xia, brother Xia, some people eat other people's tofu, you have to make decisions for them!"

Before Jiang Xia could speak, I saw Ruohu, who was always by his side, a little disappointed.Ruohu never talked much around Jiang Xia, so it always made people feel that she had no sense of existence. I even felt that Jiang Xia only treated her as a subordinate, and never thought of her when she was free.

No wonder Mojialuo always thinks that if the lake is worthless, everyone has a treasure in his heart, but his own treasure is treated as grass by others, so how can he not be angry?

Jiang Xia pulled Qiqi away at this moment and asked, "Someone ate your tofu, do you know who that person is?"

Qiqi shook her head, "Just now Tian Chixing was standing next to me asking for fairy spirits, I was only focused on talking to Miss Qiu, and I didn't know who it was, but... unexpectedly..." Qiqi stomped her feet and twisted her body , and then replied shyly, "He even touched my butt."

"What?!" It was Tian Chi Xing again, the first reaction was also the biggest reaction, whispers among the crowd, Tian Chi Xing standing on the edge of Ruo Lake was the most righteous and indignant, "Which son of a bitch——"

"Okay!" Jiang Xia interrupted him before he finished speaking this time, "No one said it was you, why are you shouting so loudly?"

"Oh!" Ruohu suddenly called out, "My lord, someone pulled my tail..."

As soon as the words came out, there was a sound of "噗", and the seventeen or eighteen people behind her immediately shot away in all directions with lightning speed, leaving only Tian Chixing who was the closest, unable to react in time, dumbfounded stand still.

The Valley of the Wicked has been quiet for the past few years, and the top ten villains who made troubles have left, but it does not mean that the people of the Valley of the Wicked have seen less of the world. This is Kunlun Mountain. There have never been any anecdotes about Kunlun Mountain, and no one will be afraid of it. She has a fox tail, and Ruohu has lived in the Valley of the Wicked for a long time, so everyone has long been familiar with her identity as a Firefox clan.

Therefore, the purpose of bouncing away at this moment is nothing else, but to dispel the suspicion that he has given birth to a pig hand.

"I thought something was wrong with you a long time ago." Jiang Xia walked towards Tian Chixing, facing the slender Tian Chixing, there was still a small difference in Jiang Xia's current height.

Therefore, his approach could not give Tian Chi Xing too strong a sense of oppression.

"The conscience of heaven and earth!" Tian Chixing was already in tears, trying to swear to the sky.

"Why do you think he is this kind of person..." Unrestrained gossip began to spread around.

"In fact, he is this kind of person. You must not only look at people by their appearance. You think he is a man who is either facing the neck of the chicken or the hoof all day long. How can he bear it..."

"But this is too wicked..."

"That's right, I wanted to touch the little girl's butt, but ended up touching the tail of a fox..."

"Tell me," Qiqi stepped forward, "Just now...was it you?!"

"No!" Tian Chixing cried.

"To deal with this kind of person—" Jiang Xia patted Qiqi on the shoulder and began to roll up her sleeves.

"Young Master, don't want it." Ruohu quickly dissuaded him.

"Pull him!" At some point, Qu Wuyi, who had been lagging behind, came up to them, raised his hands, and put on a posture, "Let me do it!"

Before Tian Chixing could say a word, he saw a storm-like fist wind, greeting him in the face.

"Forgive me...!" Tian Chixing wailed, but with just these three simple words, his normally well-maintained pretty face received more than a dozen heavy punches.

"You shameless and obscene womanizer!" Qu Wuyi, no, it should be Tie Xinlan, two small fists like white and tender steamed buns, from head to toe, rained on Tian Chi Xing's body. "How dare you look down on women!" Another six punches were thrown out during the speech, "I'll see if you dare in the future!" Add another eight punches.

Just a moment ago, Jiang Xia deliberately clasped Tian Chixing's shoulders, but now he has completely let go, happy to watch the usually cunning and mean Tian Chixing dodge left and right, and be beaten badly.

Tie Xinlan's boxing style was like rain at the beginning, but gradually became uncontrollable.

"I'm going to kill someone..." Someone began to whisper.

But Tie Xinlan's hair is already disheveled, her fists are like a net, and she doesn't care about her image.

"It's a crazy one hundred and eight hits." Finally, at this moment, someone beside me gave a soft compliment.