Superman is my primary school classmate

Sean cried and dodged the scurrying attacks from side to side. When he woke up, he was in the medical room. He was still in the X Academy in 1981, but he knew that he was back now. The date on the calendar on the table seemed to be 20XX years.

Sean turned down the scanner, and there was a voice in his ear, "Good evening!"

Looking up, there was a man in a red uniform hanging upside down on the chandelier, and he said in a good mood, "Hey, are you just here too? I am, actually, I can't say that, don't count the people who were caught seriously." Three times, today is really the first time I have come to X Academy."

Sean was a little stunned and didn't realize it. The man in uniform made a somersault, jumped off the chandelier, and landed firmly on the ground, spreading his hands in a standard gymnastics landing movement. The man in red whistled and swung head, brushing his bangs that didn't exist at all, "Full marks!"

"Let's go!"

The man, calling himself Deadpool, put his arms around Sean's shoulders and walked out familiarly, "Wade Wilson, just call me Deadpool, Wade is my former name, it's really uncool .The current me is a brand new me reborn from the ashes, Dead~Pool—"

Deadpool immediately stretched out his hand representing the heart of the friendship boat, Sean reached out to grab Deadpool, but he clenched it into a fist and hit Sean's palm, "Boom—hahaha, are you surprised? .”

Sean could only smile awkwardly, as if to cheer for him.

In just a few minutes after walking out of the medical room to the elevator, this guy has almost wiped out the bottoms of his [-]th generation ancestors, even their underwear.

In this life, no one has introduced himself to him so heartily, but Xiao En doesn't want to hear him tell the story of fighting dozens of people at night when he was a mercenary, and he still won't lose his golden gun.

Now Sean just wants to plunge his head into the pool and cleanse his ears well. Deadpool's taste is so strong that it can no longer be limited by the standards of normal people.

Deadpool didn't feel the dying state of the people around him. He twisted his waist and described his girlfriend in Australia. She was an animal-type mimic mutant who could transform into a half-human, half-horse. When he was looking for excitement, he died. Shi once asked his girlfriend to keep the upper body of a horse's head, and they covered the quilt together to discuss the philosophy of life.

"So beautiful--"

Deadpool laughed happily, and the white on the mask represented the place where the eyes were narrowed into thin strips, "Olivia is the most beautiful woman I have ever met, wow, when I think of the time I used to jump on her muscular body It makes me miss the past—"

Sean: "Then you should stay in Australia and not go back to America."

"Tsk tsk tsk." Deadpool spread his hands, "Just say you are a child, the love of adults is vigorous but short and unforgettable..."

Sean raised his forehead, "I'm 21 this year—"

Deadpool put his index finger to his mouth, made a silence gesture, and continued to recall the past with a serious face, "Olivia treated me very well, I have no place to live in Australia, Olivia does not suggest that I am a stowaway to take me in , give me money every month, let me drive the sports car parked in the garage, and lend me the villa swimming pool to have a party..."

Wait, why does this sound a bit wrong, is it the life of a kid?

"In order to thank Olivia, of course I donated my body for free at the first time." Deadpool spun around on one foot, "But Olivia said that she was hired to kill me. It makes me so sad..."

Deadpool lowered his head, and from his mournful tone, it can be guessed that the face under his mask must be very uncomfortable.

"She told you about her identity because she wanted to be honest with you." Sean comforted.

Deadpool sighed, "But after that, I had no choice but to kill her. Do you know how uncomfortable I was at that time? I really like Olivia's ponytail, it's so cool to draw on me. I thought of my mother."

Sean: "..." He shouldn't talk too much.

The direction of the script seems to be a bit crooked... According to common sense, the romantic scene of the enemy turning into a lover is gone, and the painting style of cutting people in half with a knife is too bloody and violent!

The two stood at the elevator entrance and waited. Sean's ears were already damaged. Deadpool suddenly stared blankly at Sean's smooth skin, "May I touch it?"

Sean doubted his ears a little: "What?"

Deadpool couldn't wait to stretch out his hand and poked Sean's cheek, he yelled excitedly, "It's so elastic! What kind of beauty shop does it, can you recommend it to me? It looks like I'm going to sneak out sometime. I don’t know if X Academy has any school leaving days.”

"It will probably disappoint you."

During the conversation, the elevator door slowly opened, and someone stood in the elevator room and listened to the words of the two of them, "Except for winter, summer and spring vacations, X Academy hopes that students can stay in the school, Mr. Wilson, you too Same thing."

"Mr. Gray."

Sean stood up straight with his heels together. Qin took off her white coat and looked approachable with her hair down and no glasses.

"Hi, beauty." The dead waiter greeted Qin in a local way, and he was about to put his shoulders on Qin, "He came to look for me, a duplicity guy. I just said, love me on the plane that picked me up." The ignorance of the answer is due to the presence of that strange man with iron on his face, in fact, you like me very much, don't you?"

Deadpool propped his chin with both hands, and the cute movements he made were unbearable to look at.

"Please recognize your identity, Mr. Wilson."

Deadpool stretched out his index finger, drew a circle in the air, and finally pointed to his nose, looking at his index finger cross-eyed, "Teacher, are you calling me?"

Qin took a deep breath and said with a smile, "Mr. Wilson, from now on, you are already a teacher of X College. Good conduct is the basic requirement of being a teacher. Please always pay attention to your words and deeds."

"Are you kidding me, hahaha, it's so funny~" Deadpool waved his hand nonchalantly, "I came here to recuperate, and I never said that I want to be a teacher. How can I be a teacher? If someone wants to learn from Wei The 180-style German knife method can be considered, does anyone want to watch me cut a person into [-] pieces? It's free."

Deadpool didn't listen to Qin's words at all. Sean glanced at it. Qin's face was a little ugly, frowning, and his lips were tightly pursed, not knowing what was going on in his heart.

Seeing Qin's face, a discerning person knows that he shouldn't talk nonsense. Sean hurriedly gave him winks, but Deadpool turned a blind eye and began to harass Qin. The voice dragged on as if intoxicated, "Qin, you still smell as good as before, and you haven't seen it in half a year, and you are even more beautiful-hey, hey, hey! You have something to say!"

The blue veins on the forehead of Qin couldn't bear it, the blue eyes seemed to be dyed with ink and approached indigo, and the sharp wind swirled from the soles of the feet, and cracks as deep as a finger appeared on the ground made of steel plates, and the cracked steel plates were neatly aligned towards Deadpool shoot.

Deadpool immediately bent back and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his index and middle fingers together, "Fortunately, I react quickly." He decided to reason with Qin, "No matter how you say it, I'm still a guest—ah!"

With a "poof", the sound of the steel plate being inserted into the body was heard clearly, and Sean turned his body stiffly. He met Deadpool's eyes and lowered his head at the same time. Sure enough, a half-foot-long steel plate was inserted into Deadpool's thigh.

The blood spatter was half a meter high, and flowed from his thigh like money, Xiao En gave him a wishful look, turned and ran.

Deadpool was half limping, with Sean's back reflected in his eyes, no different from a traitor, and cursed, "Brother, how could you leave me and run away, you forgot that we just forged a profound revolutionary friendship, run away!" You could have given me a hand before!"

Only Sean who was hiding behind the corner yelled, "Mr. Gray, I don't know this guy well, we've only met for less than 10 minutes!"

Deadpool:"……"

The steel plates on the ground were lifted piece by piece to reveal the hard concrete floor underneath. Deadpool dragged his bloody legs and jumped up and down, left and right to hide. At this moment, he began to beg for mercy. The steel plates flew towards him, and Deadpool pulled out the samurai sword behind him Precisely splitting it in half, the two halves brushed past his left and right ears.

Tightly nailed to the wall behind, Sean shrank back with lingering fear and looked at the iron plate deeply embedded in the wall shaking uncontrollably and clanking.

"Really!"

Deadpool patted himself on the chest, thanking him for his sensitive reflexes, otherwise it would be so embarrassing if his head was split in half and his brains splashed all over the floor.

"Hey, if you do it again, I'll be serious!" Deadpool raised his knife and pointed at Qin, "It's breaking my precept to hit a woman—"

Qin didn't wait for Deadpool to finish speaking, she pointed her left hand hard, and the iron sheet on the wall was bent and gradually peeled off, and the two confronted each other.

"Learn to control yourself."

Professor X's voice suddenly appeared in Qin's mind, Qin's eyes suddenly became clear, the iron plate in the air lost control and fell to the floor, Qin closed his eyes and fell from mid-air——

Scott rushed forward and took Qin into his arms, and Qin lost consciousness in Scott's arms.

Deadpool waved his hands again and again, greeted Scott's murderous eyes with an innocent face, and explained: "It's none of my business, I didn't do anything, she was the one who beat and killed me as soon as she rushed up .”

Scott suppressed the anger in his heart, picked up Qin and walked towards the medical room.

Sean walked out of the corner slowly, and climbed over the rough passage with difficulty. At this time, the entire first basement floor had a miserable appearance of a storm raging.

"Good job, buddy." Deadpool praised with a half-smile.

Sean accepted resentfully, "You're welcome..."

After hearing the sound, Logan and Clark followed behind.

Clark flew to Sean's side after two vertical jumps. Deadpool blew a whistle in praise. Clark looked suspicious and wary of Deadpool's identity. When he saw the two sharp pistols in Deadpool's hands, he pulled Pulling Sean behind him, his whole body tensed up to defend against the enemy.

"Hey, take it easy."

There are two swords on the left and right of Deadpool, and the samurai|soldier retracted the knife neatly, "I'm here for vacation, and I'm not a bad person."

"No one will admit to being a bad person."

Logan said.

Deadpool looked at him in surprise, Logan's eyes were sharp, his tone was threatening, and his clenched masseter muscles showed that Logan was in a very bad mood at this time, "Wade, when you arrive at X Academy, you must follow our rules. You used to The arrogant attitude and way of doing things have restrained me."

Deadpool resisted Logan's fierce gaze and stepped forward two steps, holding his hand, almost weeping, and choked up, "Dad!"

The author has something to say: Logan hangs his eyes: Who are you calling!

Deadpool tweaks: I have half of your DNA