[Comprehensive] Shikigami made me a villain

So Qin Xiaoxi was invited by Iron Man to drink tea.

Qin Xiaoxi was dressed normally, wearing a hat, properly dressed as a programmer, and sat on the sofa obediently. In front of her was a transparent table, and on the glass table was an exquisite small cup. It is strong black coffee exuding heat.

After Iron Man arranged for him to sit here, he couldn't wait to see Jarvis, leaving Qin Xiaoxi sitting here alone.

Qin Xiaoxi sank into the sofa, while pretending to drink coffee, while secretly watching Iron Man and Jarvis talking curiously.

Iron Man used the scanner to record various data on Jarvis's body, and at the same time glanced curiously in Qin Xiaoxi's direction: "Is he dangerous?"

Jarvis glanced at Qin Xiaoxi who was sitting on the sofa pretending to drink tea, and said: "Sir, according to my observations of him during this period, when I was forced into this body, he seemed to be more surprised than me . I don't think he had a reason to lie."

Iron Man slapped the dragon's butt with a crisp 'snap': "So the program that invaded Stark Tower is really called Jeanswest."

Jarvis was slapped on the butt by Iron Man, and his whole body curled up, but his voice was still relatively peaceful: "Sir, I have to remind you, from a human point of view, I am naked now Yes, your behavior just now bothers me."

Iron Man ignored Jarvis' accusation, but continued to record his data, wishing to take a look at every scale and armor on the dragon's body: "What Qingming said is half true and half false, he is my fan It's true, I can tell, his eyes are on fire when he looks at me. But he lied about the artificial intelligence."

Jarvis turned his head to look at Iron Man squatting behind his buttocks, and twitched his tail in embarrassment: "Sir, I think that part should be called the cloaca of this creature."

Iron Man pulled several white hairs from Jarvis's tail at once. Jarvis, who felt the pain for the first time, almost cried out, and the big tail fluttered.

Iron Man: "I didn't ask you that."

Jarvis: "Oh, about Mr. Seimei, I think it is understandable for him to lie. After all, who would casually tell this kind of secret to others? Even if this person is his idol."

Iron Man is obsessed with masturbating dragons and cannot extricate himself: "It doesn't matter, as long as there is no hostility and provides us with such important material, I will have a good talk with him later."

Iron Man walked around Jarvis again and again, admiring the beauty of Shenlong's body: "But having said that, I never imagined that there are such creatures as dragons in the world, I think Dr. Banner must be very interested in you. "

Jarvis shrank his head a little timidly: "Sir, I'm not interested in Dr. Banner, don't you think of giving me to him as an anatomy experiment?"

Iron Man cruelly pulled out a scale from Jarvis again: "Of course not, I was thinking maybe I can make you a normal human body, do you remember the female doctor from Korea? , she happens to be doing research related to the virtual link of cells, and within a week, I can create a brand new body for you."

When Jarvis heard this, the emotions in his heart were very complicated, sour and sweet. He didn't know how to describe it, and he couldn't control it: "Sir? If I keep maintaining a biological posture, I won't be able to manage Sri Lanka normally like before. The Tucker Tower is gone, and I may not even be able to do data processing, which ordinary computers can do."

How can creatures gallop between the Internet, freely shuttle among Mr. Stark's various electronic devices, and assist him in handling everything?

Anyway, humans can't get into sir's armor, and they can interact with sir anytime, anywhere.

Without thinking, Iron Man said, "Without you, I still have Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday."

Jarvis is sour, his nose is sour, can Friday be the same as him?In the future, sir may not even be able to wear clothes well, so what should I do?Sure enough, it's better not to have a body, and An Anxin's assistant sir will be fine.

Iron Man walked around Jarvis again and again: "You are different from them."

With just this sentence, Jarvis's eyes lit up a lot, he lowered his head silently, and let Iron Man pluck all kinds of hairs and scales on his body.

On the other side, Qin Xiaoxi squatted on the sofa and looked at Iron Man's back from a distance, and let out a comfortable sigh: "I never thought that I would be able to see a live Iron Man in front of me in my lifetime."

The system crashed through the voice transmission phone on the side: "Wake up! Darling! Iron Man is plucking my hair, don't you want to stop it? If he plucks my tail like this again, my tail will be bald. After you About to bring a bald-tailed dragon!"

System: "Whoa, dear, Iron Man not only plucked my hair, he also pinched my scales. One piece is less than one piece! If this continues, my majestic dragon image will be completely destroyed, okay! A dragon has turned into a rascal, you can't let him go on like this~ Aren't you a villain? Fuck him to death! It's too cruel!"

System: "Dear~ Iron Man is going to get me to do experiments. If Jarvis has a new body, he will definitely get me to be dissected. Are you just letting me go?"

System: "Honey~ I really can't stand it anymore, in front of me, doing this and that to my flesh/body, I really can't stand it anymore, I want to go back! I want to give Jarvis Get it back!"

Qin Xiaoxi finally came to his senses when he heard this, and whispered: "Tsk, why are you so anxious? Didn't you see that Iron Man is happy? You let him be happy for a while. Besides, Ultron hasn't come out yet. We agreed to wait until You are leaving after delivering Ultron, so you can’t go back on your word.”

System: "Hey, but my flesh/body..."

Qin Xiaoxi: "It's okay, when the time comes, let Yingcao give you two milks, and it will be fine in a few minutes. Don't talk about a few hairs, even if you lose your head, I can give you milk back."

The system looked aggrieved at Iron Man's various hands against Shenlong, and his heart was twisted into a ball. Looking at the white hairs that hit the glass bottle, he was about to cry, and his heart ached beyond measure: "Hey, my fur, my scales, my unrivaled beauty, woo woo woo."

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Today's second update came so late~~~