[Comprehensive] Shikigami made me a villain

You still laugh when you are pregnant with a child, but don’t pee when Thanos comes.

If you want to hear Thanos snapping his fingers, you have to do your best at home.

Give you applause for the young and the good, and destroy your future by stealing the superborn.

The three couplets made by Qin Xiaoxi himself were hung in the cabin, the bamboo forest, and the wooden bridge of the stream to ensure that all the little ones can see these inspirational slogans as soon as they look up.

Planned Parenthood Imperative!

Qin Xiaoxi held a bamboo stick as a pointer in her hand and hit a wooden board with a 'slap'. Now all the shikigami under her hands were gathered, and everyone sat on the ground respectfully and listened carefully to what Qin Xiaoxi said every word.

The N cards bring their families with them. In front of the big Tubi sits the little Tubi, and under the big umbrella squats a row of little umbrella demons. There are a group of small lanterns in the mouth of the big lantern. The whole family is neat and tidy. The scene can be described as It is very spectacular.

Qin Xiaoxi has planned everything, and he must not let the little guys reproduce like this, so I plan to give you a popular science about what is called the scientific concept of sustainable development, and effectively control the number of N cards!

Qin Xiaoxi cleared his throat and said very seriously: "You understand, right? Each pair of you can only have one child, no more!"

Everyone looked at each other ignorantly, obviously didn't understand how to have only one child, they are all born in one litter ~ I can't hold back the rest after one is born, right?

Can't hold back, okay!

Qin Xiaoxi looked at everyone's ignorance, and sighed: "Do you understand effective contraception?"

Everyone stared wide-eyed.

Qin Xiaoxi broke down: "Don't ask me how to prevent pregnancy, how do I know how to prevent pregnancy with the N card?"

Yu Zaoqian sat beside Qin Xiaoxi, and coughed coldly: "Hey, if you can't do it, just burn it." As soon as Yuzaoqian said this, everyone shuddered and looked at Qin Xiaoxi pitifully.

Master, they really can't do it.It's too difficult, how can there be only one child?Then the rest can't be stuffed back.

The little N cards looked like they were crying and hugging each other, as if the end of the world was ushered in. There was pleading in their eyes, and big tears rolled in their eyes.

Qin Xiaoxi was also very helpless seeing everyone like this, so she had to say tactfully: "Actually, as long as you don't hee hee hee, you won't have a baby. This should be possible, right?"

What I didn't expect was that this time the N cards didn't look aggrieved again, but instead everyone showed a look of enlightenment.

The little guys nodded one after another, and even those ignorant little cuties nodded obediently.

Qin Xiaoxi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally completed this difficult science popularization process, which he thought would be over.Who knew that Yu Zaoqian suddenly walked behind him.

"Master, what does Hehehe mean?"

Qin Xiaoxi blushed when Yu Zaoqian asked him, and didn't know how to explain it, so he could only shirk and say, "You, you, you, you, you, you, you go ask those little guys, uncle, you are a mature SSR, and your IQ is definitely not what they can do. By the way, they can understand it, and you will understand it too."

Yuzao watched Qin Xiaoxi slip away silently.

He actually wanted to ask, because he felt that the "hey hey hey" he understood and the "hey hey hey" understood by the N cards must not have the same meaning.

The Yaoqin master walked to Yuzaoqian and asked, "Did you understand what the master said just now?"

Yu Zaoqian: "Of course I understand, but those little things must have misunderstood."

The demon luthier held his qin with one hand and said coldly: "Do you want me to catch them all back, and you are ordering again?"

Yu Zaoqian: "No need, I will give orders. If you can't control the quantity, you can catch them and feed them. I'll see who has the guts to give birth."

The demon luthier silently lowered his head and mourned for those little guys for a second.

This day, Qin Xiaoxi was sorting out the timeline under the sun chair. Every day she came here, she recorded all the major events that happened every day like a diary, so as to determine where the plot development of this world is.

Now that you draw cards, you definitely don’t dare to draw them anymore. What if you draw some N cards again?So she had no choice but to put those extra blue tickets in her pocket.

Anyway, the shikigami in my hand is enough now. Except for those N cards, I have drawn a lot of R cards, such as Shantu, Yingcao, Yunv, Guanhu, Zashiki Doji, Cyclops, Kappa, Carp Spirit, Boys and girls, these are more useful shikigami. Fortunately, there are no repeated shikigami in the R card, otherwise Qin Xiaoxi would be even more distressed.

The drop rate of SR and SSR shikigami is extremely low. I have been here for so long, and there is only one SSR, one demon luthier, and Qing Ji who is far away in the sky, so she has nothing to think about. I just want to raise these little guys well first, and then think about other issues.

Qin Xiaoxi is thinking about life.

At this moment, a slap-sized painted wall clattered to his feet, gently tugged at Qin Xiaoxi's trouser legs, and slightly opened his two short hands, with begging hugs written all over his face.

Seeing his cute appearance, Qin Xiaoxi couldn't help but touch it. It really felt the same as touching a stone. The little guy followed Qin Xiaoxi's hand and began to rub his head. Qin Xiaoxi Looking at his heart itchy, he put his hands under its armpits, wanting to hug him like a baby.

"Damn it, you're so heavy!" Qin Xiaoxi lifted up the heavy little painted wall with a jerk, feeling like he was lifting a stone statue.Despite his small size, the weight is not light, it is absolutely solid, at least twenty catties.

As soon as he picked up this little baby, the bamboo and rattan chair under Qin Xiaoxi hissed and made a very dangerous sound. He felt that he could hardly bear the sudden weight, so scared that Qin Xiaoxi hurriedly stood up holding the little baby stand up.

Unexpectedly, even such a small guy weighs twenty catties. Those big painted walls must be even heavier, right?

A big guy stood beside him. He was originally used as a table for Qin Xiaoxi, and he had a teacup on his body. Wherever Qin Xiaoxi went, Da Tubi would follow Qin Xiaoxi with the small teacup and towel all the way, competent as a mobile desk.

But when Qin Xiaoxi hugged the little Tubi, the big Tubi was obviously jealous, snorted, and rubbed Qin Xiaoxi's trouser leg aggrievedly, that little expression seemed to be begging for a hug.

"Oh, I can't hold it, I can't hold it." Qin Xiaoxi was so frightened that he took two steps back.

Da Tubi's body was covered with moss, I don't know if it was natural, and it felt like a stone. Holding such a big guy in his arms, he probably could crush her to death.

Qin Xiaoxi tactfully rejected Tubi's begging for a hug, and then went directly to Yuzaoqian to see the little frogs he raised, and only when he stayed with Yuzaoqian, those little guys dared not come to him for a hug Hug, and all kinds of harassing myself.

Yu Zaoqian sat gracefully in the gazebo, surrounded by a circle of small frogs, saying croak on the left and croak on the right.The demon luthier sits behind and plays the piano, like a flirtatious nobleman, hiding behind the curtain without saying a word, just playing the music silently, and those croaks also follow the rhythm of the music, cooing, it sounds like It's like a very beautiful symphony.

This is really the most beautiful picture she has ever seen.

Mr. Pianpian is as beautiful as jade, surrounded by curling green smoke, embellished with the sound of piano and frogs, gazebo stream, lotus wooden bridge, everything is so poetic.

Qin Xiaoxi couldn't bear to bother her.

Looking at the beautiful scenery in front of him, he was a little dazed, and suddenly there was a commotion behind him. The mountain rabbit rode his big frog, jumped a few times, and appeared in front of Qin Xiaoxi like a gust of wind.

The mountain rabbit ran and howled: "Master, it's not good, a human has broken in!"

The author has something to say:

There are also a lot of couplets from the family planning office of the tyrant boss: stop after giving birth, Thanos will be your friend.

Everyone should have seen it, it's super interesting~