Rival forces me to fall in love

"The elephant was walking on the road and accidentally stepped on the ant nest. The ants were very angry. They crawled out of the nest and crawled on him, biting it. The elephant stomped its feet, and all the ants fell down. There was only the last one left. An ant hung around the elephant's neck, and the ants below shouted in unison, "Strangle it!strangle it! "..."

"Hahahaha!"

"One more, one more!"

"There was a bird that flew over a cornfield every day to look for food. Suddenly one day, the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn. It thought it was snowing, and it died of cold."

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As soon as this cold joke came out, the audience fell silent.

"Damn it, it's really cold!" A boy rubbed his arms.

"Hehehe..." The boy next to him twitched his lips.

A cold joke doesn't go well with a hot day.

Shen Yiyang cleared his throat, "The night is as cold as water, a swordsman is now in the desolate desert, the wind is very cold, his sword is very cold, his eyes are very cold, and in the end, he was frozen to death.

"puff……"

"It's really cold..."

After talking a few times in a row, Shen Yiyang felt that he was about to become a joke king.

He scratched his head, thinking about it, a group of people booed again, asking him to sing.

He rubbed his nose embarrassingly, "Well, I can't sing. Others ask for money to sing, and I sing to death. After singing a song, everyone will have to line up to report to Hades. How about this? Let me dance for everyone. Happy, happy?"

"Row!"

Compared with singing, they prefer to watch people dance. After all, they have listened to the song countless times, but if they sing it with another person, there is nothing new, and dancing is different.

In order to look handsome, Shen Yiyang had learned hip-hop for a while, and when the music sounded, he started to move to the rhythm.

Shen Yiyang is very confident, his eyes are bright, and he is very enthusiastic when dancing, and there are a bunch of whistlers and applause below.

Even the girl's military boxing team next door was fascinated by countless people, many of them came to ask Shen Yiyang's name and class.

So, Shen Yiyang came down from the open space in the middle, and was pressed and beaten by a group of people.

The hair was also rubbed into a chicken coop.

He didn't care, smiled and pawed twice, sat in his seat, and watched the next performance.

Gu Junyao walked here after class, just in time to see Shen Yiyang shining in the open space, and his heart was a little shaken.

Perhaps, Weiwei would be happy with him?

To be honest, Shen Yiyang looks good, has a good personality, and seems to have a prominent family background. He is like a little sun, making everyone around him feel very warm.

And dedicated, so many beautiful girls confessed to him at the beginning of school, none of them agreed, they only said that they had someone they liked.

Just a little childish.

But after entering the society in the future, after polishing, my temper will calm down.

For such an excellent person, there will definitely be many suitors in the future. If you settle down early, you will save yourself from regretting in the future.

Gu Junyao thought about it seriously, and finally, he decided to give Shen Yiyang a semester as an inspection. If Shen Yiyang was really good, he would not object to Shen Yiyang being his brother-in-law.

This is probably the biggest concession made by a sister-in-law brother to a pig who wants to woo his own cabbage in the future.

But Shen Yiyang didn't know about it.

There was an event on the playground at night, but Shen Yiyang didn't attend. He went to the city center with a group of people, and took a lot of pictures during the meal. It is said that some female students confessed to the instructor successfully.

"Isn't it? How did they talk about it?" Shen Yiyang was sour in his heart. The person he liked didn't know when he would break up with his boyfriend, but the couples around him appeared one after another. He couldn't help but want to add FFF The group burned the couple to death.

Shen Yiyang rubbed his chin, and seriously thought that with his qualifications and connections, he would definitely become the leader of the regiment soon after joining the regiment!

As soon as the thinking is fired, I don't know where to go.

The topic at the dinner table also changed from the relationship between the instructor and the female student to which girl in the team next door is good-looking and has a good figure. Shen Yiyang was not interested in hearing it.

"Hey, Shen Yiyang, so many girls confessed to you, why did you reject them all? No one likes them?" Song Junyi nudged Shen Yiyang with his elbow, raised his eyebrows and asked, "I think the one this morning is not bad. Two little pigtails, very cute little loli, why did you reject him?"

"I already have someone I like." Shen Yiyang sighed deeply.

"Oh? Who is it?" Shen Yiyang's eyes sparkled, and his whole body was about to hang on Shen Yiyang.

"My high school classmate, but he already has a boyfriend." Shen Yiyang became even more depressed, and drank the barley tea as wine, "Water of West Lake, my tears, alas."

"There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower?" Song Junyi disapproved, "I didn't realize that our Yangyang is still a pure child!"

"Get lost!" Shen Yiyang pushed his head aside with a look of disgust.

Seeing them squabbling, a hint of envy flashed in Lin Jingye's eyes. He pursed his lips, lowered his head, and picked some of his favorite dishes for Song Junyi, who was talking non-stop, and continued to play a little transparent.

"Hey, isn't that our senior, Gu Junyao? Why is he here?" Yang Yaoqi pointed to a place with sharp eyes and asked.

Hearing the words "Gu Junyao", Shen Yiyang's eyes were completely different, and he looked towards where Gu Junyao was, only to see him standing face to face with a girl in a plaid skirt, who didn't know what to say, Lowering his head shyly, Shen Yiyang has good eyesight and can see the blush on his sister's face from far away.

Since he was a child, Shen Yiyang, as a man of the school, has seen this kind of scene more than once.

He raised his eyebrows, waiting for Gu Junyao's reaction, but if that guy has a slight tendency to climb the wall, he can only resign himself to doing justice for the sky, and tell Weiwei about it by the way!

Just when he sharpened his knife and wanted to take advantage of this incident to beat Gu Junyao and vent his anger, Gu Junyao didn't know what to say, the girl's face changed, tears filled her eyes, she lowered her head , ran away quickly.

Shen Yiyang, "..."

Die before leaving the teacher, it will make the hero burst into tears!

He groaned twice, it's fine if he didn't climb the wall, if he really climbed, Weiwei might cry like hell!

Count this kid as obedient!

"Tsk tsk tsk, I've heard about Senior Gu's name a long time ago, and it's so loud!" Song Junyi talked about several international competitions in a row, and Gu Junyao won the leader, "But this person, everything is good, just come I don’t even have a girlfriend now, and my sister wants to use the heat of love to melt this iceberg, but the iceberg hasn’t melted at all, and I’ve been frozen to death, which is pitiful. Many girls like it, and I will definitely change it every day, and there will be no repetitions in a year!"

"Hehe!" Shen Yiyang almost rolled his eyes to the sky, "It's okay, if you don't become Gu Junyao, you can still change one every day!"

The author has something to say: Our baby has been found, happy~

In the afternoon, I sat in front of the computer and coded. When I looked down, there was a shadow at my feet. When I reached out and grabbed it, it was a baby~

Hey, I can't hit, I can't understand the curse, the heartbroken old mother is very helpless, she can only hug and hold her high~