Lady Dijun is a flower
Chapter 69 "Why is the sky suddenly red?"
While stirring the shochu in the pot, Bai Ling looked up at the crimson glow above his head, and said: "There is also a big bird flying down, bigger than my body, what kind of bird is this?"
Feixian also followed his gaze, and saw that the huge golden feathered bird was falling straight towards the house. The speed was so fast that it was about to hit them in front of them. His expression changed, Quickly pulled Bai Ling back a few steps.
He said in horror: "This is not a bird at all, this is the Golden Crow Sun God!"
He dragged Bai Ling into the house in a panic and ran for a few steps when he heard a loud bang behind him. Looking back, he saw that the pot for cooking wine had been smashed to the ground, and the sake boiled in it was spilled all over the floor. yes.A huge golden crow sat on the pot, its wings flapping in the air several times.
Huaci had just changed clothes in the house, and when he heard the noise, he ran out to check, and saw a bird twice his size lying in the pot, its golden feathers were wet by the wine.
He couldn't help but wondered: "If you want to cook such a big chicken, why did you put it in the pot without even pulling out the hair?"
The Golden Crow, which is said to be a chicken, raised its head to the sky and groaned in dissatisfaction, its gorgeous long feathers shook even more violently, and a white snowball rolled down from its back, leaving a line of melted water on the ground.
The little snowball landed at Hua Ci's feet, stretched out four small claws little by little, followed by a head not much bigger than a grape, slowly turning into the shape of a snow doll, changing color little by little under the eyes of everyone, turning into a fifteen or sixteen-year-old teenager.The limbs are slender, but the cheeks are round and cute.
He grabbed Hua Ci's arm, with a face full of weeping: "Madam, I have finally found you..."
Seeing this, Bai Ling and Fei Xian both looked shocked, and Hua Ci was also a little puzzled. He stared at each other's face carefully, and finally confirmed through the two buns on his head. It's Xueyi.
Can't help but reach out and poke the wrong person's face, "Why did you suddenly grow up?"
"It's a long story, ma'am." Xue Yi was speechless, and he looked around, "Where is Dijun, isn't Dijun with you?"
"He's cooking in there."
"Stir fry...?"
Walking into the stove, I saw Qing Zuo who was still turning back and forth in the pot with a shovel, wearing a red wedding dress, surrounded by smoke, with an indifferent expression on his face.Xue Yi gulped down her saliva, trying not to laugh out loud.
Qing Zuo was not surprised to see him coming, he just asked, "Where is the Sun God?"
Feixian pointed to the outside of the yard: "It's still in the pot."
When Qing Zuo walked into the yard, the big bird was still fluttering its wings tirelessly, and uttered a long hoarse cry, as if it was extremely uncomfortable.
Xueyi wanted to take a closer look, but within a few steps, she was forced to retreat by the flames of the sun on the opponent's body. She touched her arm with lingering fear, and touched a puddle of melted water.
It’s not that he crossed the river and demolished bridges. He was helpless. It was said that fire and water were incompatible, not to mention that he was more afraid of fire than snow.
Qing Zuo waved the formula in front of the Golden Crow, and the water stains on its feathers were instantly evaporated by spiritual power, and he was also able to transform into a human form, stood up from the pot, walked aside and coughed for a long time before he could speak.
His human form is quite similar to his Golden Crow's body feeling. They are both strong, tall and burly, giving people a sense of oppression. In addition, he has a solemn face, not angry and majestic, which is as cool as Qing Zuo. It's not the same, just like the door god pasted on the door, which makes people feel infinitely majestic.
Although the appearance is still quite handsome, with a bit of toughness, but people still don't dare to look directly at him.
His face was flushed from coughing, and before he recovered, he quickly walked to Qing Zuo and saluted, "My subordinates see the emperor."
In the morning, Qing Zuo just said that someone with discerning eyes would come to him, and within half a day, someone came.
"You don't feel comfortable after being in the water, so don't talk about it yet. You take Feixian to rest, and Xueyi, tell me."
Bai Ling led them into a slightly cooler side hall, opened the windows on the north and south sides, made some ice water with magic, and handed it to Xueyi who was still sweating.
Xueyi gratefully took the ice water and gulped it down several times before the blush from the heat on her face faded a little.
After drinking the water, he first knelt down and kowtowed three times to Qing Zuo: "Because I want to descend to the mortal world, my practice is so low that I can't leave the heaven, so I stole your fairy medicine, please forgive me!"
"Get up, forgive your innocence."
With Qing Zuo's words, Xue Yi dared to sit on the stool.Huaci also understood a little bit. It turned out that he had grown so big suddenly after taking the fairy medicine.
One day if he eats a few more pills, will he grow as tall as Qing Zuo?
Well, the future is promising, and I have to hurry up and try again when I return to the heavens.
Xue Yidao: "After the emperor left the heaven, the person who pretended to be you stayed in the hall of Fanzhou Ridge. At that time, I felt that something was wrong, because it is impossible for you to leave your wife and go back to the heaven."
Hearing what he said, Huaci who was sitting next to him couldn't help but smile, and blinked his left eye at Qingzuo.
Originally, he made this action quite innocently, but in Qing Zuo's eyes, it was involuntarily added a bit of provocative meaning.
He lowered his eyes and took a moment to raise them.
Xueyi waited for the two of them to finish flirting, and then continued: "What should I say about that person, he really looks like Dijun, with his words and deeds, every frown and frown, even more like Dijun than yourself."
Hearing these words from Feixian felt rather strange, and couldn't help interrupting: "What do you mean being more like him than him?"
"that is……"
It was also very laborious for Xueyi to explain this question, he searched for all the words in his mind, and only managed to choke out a few words intermittently.
"We all know that Dijun is cold-tempered, doesn't like to be in contact with others, and is a role model for the entire fairy world. And that person has completely implemented these points, even better than Dijun. You all know about the Rat Killer, right? The number of times he went down to find the demon to kill the demon is so frequent that it makes the demon outrageous."
Qing Zuo was expressionless, but Fei Xian couldn't listen.
"What do you mean? It means that he is more diligent in government affairs than Qingzuo, self-denying and devoted to public service, right? Let me tell you, Qingzuo hasn't killed so many demons in the past few years, and that's because he wants to reform those demons." Let them realize the mistakes they have made. Besides, Qing Zuoxia has always been a secret, for fear that others will know that he did this good thing. Who can show off like that fake, but just killed a mouse He is fine, so that everyone knows it, for fear that some people will not know that it is his credit."
Knowing that Feixian was protecting the emperor the most, Xueyi nodded in agreement.
"That's right, a person as low-key as Dijun is not as ostentatious as him. So, I immediately found out that he is a fake, full of deliberation everywhere, completely different from Dijun's indifferent appearance. And..."
Speaking of this, Xueyi carefully looked at Huaci, as if hesitating to speak.
Feixian, who was eager to hear the follow-up, couldn't help urging: "Hurry up."
Xue shrugged his shoulders: "And he agreed to the marriage contract of the eldest daughter of Lord Qixing, and today the wedding ceremony has been held in Jiuchongtian Palace."
"what?!"
Except for Qing Zuo, everyone roared like mountains and seas.This is too coincidental, within a day the real and fake emperors got married at the same time, what kind of auspicious day is today?
No wonder the sky outside suddenly turned red, it turned out that the big wedding was held in Jiuchongtian.
"How shameless is he to pretend to be Qing Zuo to get married? That Qi Xingjun's eldest daughter is too pitiful."
Feixian looked at Qing Zuo in a blink of an eye, with a look of unbearable expression: "Although you don't like her, it is too heartless to see her in prison like this. When the time comes to know the truth, how will you let her deal with herself in the heaven?"
After hearing this, Hua Ci rushed over and hugged Qing Zuo, "Then you can't give up your husband to her." After speaking, she shook her cloud sleeves embroidered with phoenix patterns, "We just got married, and we haven't visited yet."
Qing Zuo raised his hand to hold his hand, and the two fingers hooked together, "Don't worry, he doesn't have a phoenix seal. According to the rules of heaven, this big wedding can only be an engagement. It won't delay Qi Xingjun's eldest daughter for nothing. .”
Unexpectedly, he had been prepared for a long time, Fei Xian was taken aback, looked at Huaci and couldn't help laughing: "I thought you two fell in love with each other for a long time, but it turns out that the two have been in love for a long time, and even the Phoenix Seal is entrusted to him. It seems that I This matchmaker is not in vain."
After the Sun God had rested, he walked into the side hall and sat beside Xueyi. The little guy turned his head and saw him, and immediately stood up with a flushed face and walked away, but was grabbed by the other party.
The scorching hot touch came from the place where the skins of the two touched, Xueyi hurriedly shook off his hand.
"Don't touch me, I'm so hot. Don't you know that every time you touch me, I'll keep running water?"
The sun god looked at the water marks in his hand, and slowly placed them on the table. Even though he had a solemn face on his face, he could still see the loneliness in his eyes.
"sorry."
He lowered his head and looked at the table, like a big dog full of guilt for doing something wrong.Let Huaci and the rest of them couldn't help laughing.
Why is there such a big contrast with the appearance, a big one that looks fierce is actually so obedient.
Sure enough, people can't be seen.
Seeing him like this, Xueyi also felt a little uncomfortable.Although he didn't do it on purpose, it's hard to tolerate. This is the law of nature, and he can't be blamed.
He walked over cautiously, wrapped his hands in his sleeves and patted the shoulder of the Sun God: "Thank you for sending me here, I will treat you to snowflake cheese later."
"Snow cheese?"
Xueyi gestured and said, "It's just crushed with ice cubes, poured with honey, milk and fruit jam, it's very delicious when stirred together."
Seeing his highly recommended appearance, Sun God showed a slight smile on his rigid face: "Then thank you."
"No thanks, no thanks! Just wait."
After talking about Xueyi, she ran to the kitchen to get busy, and Bai Ling also stood up and suggested: "Today is the day when Dijun and Huaci are happy, so let's put aside these bad things for now, and the important things in their lives are important. We will sit down later Come down and have a drink with us."
After finishing speaking, I remembered that the pot of wine that was cooked just now was smashed by the sun god, and I changed my words again with a dry laugh: "Forget it, drinking will hurt your health, let's eat a piece of wedding cake together, and wait for it soon." The food is ready to be served.”
After speaking, they took Huaci and went to the kitchen to prepare together.As soon as they left, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became silent, and even Feixian, who was always noisy, leaned on his head and didn't say a word for a long time.
After enduring it for a long time, he found that he was not as strong as the ice and wood lumps at all, so he sighed and couldn't help asking: "What are you going to do next, you can't just watch him use your name all the time. Then sell your fame and reputation to show off your power."
Qing Zuo picked up the teacup and took a sip: "He must have another purpose for doing this, I'm afraid it's not just to frame me. I'm very worried about Hua Ci."
"Little flower demon?"
Feixian was a little caught off guard by his sudden words, and hurriedly asked, "What does it have to do with Hua Ci when someone pretends to be you?"
Qing Zuo looked at him indifferently, and felt palpitations at the latter.
"I suspect that person was in Banzehuang before, and I met Hua Ci. I don't know his identity. I'm asking the Sun God to help me investigate this matter secretly in the heavens."
"Yes."
Feixian was confused by what he said, he didn't know where Qing Zuo came to this conclusion, but since that's the case, then that person was once a member of the Demon Realm?
Besides Ye Dongli, who else in the Demon Realm has such wild ways and dares to pretend to be an emperor?
He doesn't know much about the devil world, but Hua Ci can help with this.
"Then why don't you ask Huaci, let him go and talk to Ye Wuju, and help find anyone from the Demon Race who has been in and out of Banzehuang?"
Sun God looked at Feixian and thought it was a good idea.
Unexpectedly, Qing Zuo refused.
"If Ye Wuzhi knew of the existence of this person, he would have done it long before us. Hua Ci may know, but I don't want him to recall the unpleasantness before. You don't want to tell him about it. The production of Hua Ci The deadline is approaching, and everything will wait for him to give birth to the child safely."
"..."
He has already talked to this point, what else can Feixian say, but he thinks that asking Hua Ci to help find it is definitely a good way to get twice the result with half the effort.
When it was time to eat, Hua Ci walked out excitedly, but was grabbed by Bai Ling, took him to the back bedroom, and found a veil to cover his head.
Huaci raised her hijab and was puzzled: "What are you doing, I haven't eaten yet."
"No, I'll pick you up again when you're going to worship. I'll bring over some food, so you can sit in the room and eat. This is the rule before getting married, so be good."
Huaci curled her lips, remembering the shrimps that had just been stewed in oil, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't forget to add a few more shrimps!"
Bai Ling was also really partial to him, a plate of braised prawns in oil, abruptly set aside half of the plate for him.Huaci seemed bored, so he sat at the table and kept peeling the shrimp shells. When there were only two left, the door suddenly opened with a creak, startling Huaci, and quickly covered his head. But he heard Xue Yi's giggles coming from outside the door.
Huaci breathed a sigh of relief.
"How did you come?"
Xue Yi clasped her arms, as if hiding something in her sleeves.Sitting furtively next to Hua Ci, with a smirk on his face.
"I'm afraid Madam will be bored by herself, so I come here to chat with you to relieve boredom." After speaking, he leaned over and whispered in Hua Ci's ear: "Does Madam know what the bridal chamber is going to do?"
Hua Ci stuffed the shelled shrimp into her mouth, nodded: "I know, I just want to sleep together without clothes."
Xueyi blushed for a while by his explicit words, coughed twice and continued to ask: "Apart from this, is there anything more specific?"
"Be specific?" Hua Ci was a little confused, "I closed my eyes and fell asleep, so what's more specific, do you want to sleep on your stomach and not snore?"
Xueyi sighed lightly and shook her head, thinking that Madam is really still a child.
He was so naive that he couldn't bear to be poisoned.But for the sake of their future happiness, it is better to start as soon as possible.
He took out the things he had prepared in advance from his sleeve, and stuffed them into Hua Ci's hands, with a solemn expression on his face: "These books are all about how to make a bridal chamber, madam, hurry up and sharpen your guns and learn it hard, and you will be able to do it tonight." Use it."
"The cave?"
Before Huaci could open the book after speaking, Xueyi quickly blushed and slipped out along the crack of the door, so fast that Huaci had no time to stop him.
"Wait for me, I can't read, how can I read so many books?"
Seeing that he was running so fast, Hua Ci could only open the book and read casually, but saw that there was not a word in the book, it was full of pictures one after another, and the paintings were vivid, very... fragrant.
Although there were quite a few colored illustrations in the scriptures that Xueyi read to him before, they were not explicit.Although he didn't understand what was going on up here, he was always a little embarrassed.
He quickly threw a few books under the table, kicked them far away, and held his beating heart for a while before he calmed down.
But as time passed, he became curious again.What exactly is painted on it?
Immediately after doing some psychological construction, he stretched his legs and slowly kicked those few books back, picked out a fairly thin one, and flipped through it page by page.
……
At the dinner table, several people ate until midnight before gradually stopping their chopsticks. Fei Xian saw that Qing Zuo always glanced towards the back bedroom from time to time, and couldn't help but tease: "You also have times when you are impatient? Don't worry, the little flower demon can't escape. "
Bai Ling put down her chopsticks and pulled Fei Xian away from Qing Zuo's hand, giving him a wink.
"Okay, in general wedding banquets, people pour the groom's wine vigorously, and those who don't drink are not allowed to leave. When it comes to us, we can only bring wine with tea. Anyway, you three don't get drunk after a thousand cups. It doesn't matter what you drink. .Let Qing Zuo go back quickly, and Hua Ci will run over in a hurry after seeing no one."
After Qing Zuo left, Bai Ling and Fei Xian also got up and left. As for the leftovers, let's save them until tomorrow morning to clean them up. It's better to rest earlier.
Thinking of Qing Zuo's leaving back just now, as if the wind was blowing under her feet, Xue covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing.When he looked up, he saw that the sun god was staring at him without blinking, and his face blushed a little more unconsciously.
"Look what I do?"
"nice."
As soon as these two words came out, Xue Yi almost pushed down the teacup in her hand, and quickly straightened it up and put it aside.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Drinking too much water will make your brain stupid."
Seeing that he was shy, the Sun God couldn't help lowering his head and lowering his eyes.
"I used to fly before the rafting ridge, and when I saw you playing alone in the snow, I thought you were very beautiful in white. You are even more beautiful than those colorful flower fairies in the Nine Heavens."
Although Xueyi has been refined for more than 1 years, he is still a blank slate in terms of sexuality, even if he has read so many scripts, it is nothing more than just talking on paper. measures.
Involuntarily moved a few inches to the side.
What was chaotic in his head was what the Sun God said just now. This is a confession, it must be a confession!
It turned out that he was coveted by this guy before he took human form, but he didn't expect this guy to look so dull, but he had such a unique vision, and he fell in love with him at a glance among so many snowballs in Fanzhou Ridge.
No wonder when he was asked to send him to the mortal world, he immediately agreed, it turned out to be a long-planned plan.Just wait for the kindness I owe him, and then promise it with my body.
He looks good, and it's not impossible, but there are some things that need to be clarified in advance...
Xueyi glanced at him furtively, and found that the sun god was also looking at him, the two eyes were separated as soon as they touched, and they all turned their heads back in embarrassment, covered their faces, and there was a scorching crimson color under their palms.
Xueyi coughed dryly and said, "I'm Xue Jing and you are the Sun God, we can't get too close."
Hearing Xueyi's words, the golden pupils in Sun God's eyes dimmed little by little.He let out a muffled oh.
"Don't be afraid, I won't get too close to you in the future."
As soon as he spoke, the people around him immediately exploded.
"you dare!"
Xueyi was afraid that he would really stop looking for her in the future, so she was anxious to pull his arm, but was burned by the sun's flames so that a piece of her palm was missing, she burst into tears from the pain, and sobbed.
The culprit was so frightened that he turned pale with fright, and hurried to find Dijun to treat him.Xueyi hurriedly called him back.
"Why do you have to bother them on the big day? This little injury will heal tomorrow morning, idiot!"
"But you will be in pain tonight, too."
The Sun God looked distressed, wishing that he was the one who got hurt, but his approach would only make Xue Yi feel more uncomfortable.I could only stand anxiously in the distance, not daring to step forward.
As soon as Xue went to the stove, she rinsed her injured palm with cold water, and when she turned around, she saw that the Sun God was still following him.With a slumped head, he looks like a big dog who is afraid of being scolded by his master for doing something wrong.
It really doesn't match his burly body that can crush a piece of him with one finger.
But Xueyi didn't know that the Sun God was indeed one of the few gods in the heavens who could match Qing Zuo in terms of force, but it was only in front of him that he had such a docile and obedient appearance.
Xue turned her head to look at him, and suddenly approached and shouted, which frightened him for a moment.
Just listen to Xue: "If I marry you in the future, will I be inexplicably burned to death while sleeping?"
Sun God was completely dumbfounded: "...what?"
"I said! Will I be burned to death if I marry you!"
Xue Yi roared out of breath, but saw that the other party covered his face, and tears trickled down his fingers.
Almost broke down in tears: "For you, I am willing to pluck out all the hair on my body."
"..."
Then don't marry.
Chapter 70 When Qing Zuo walked outside the door, he heard a crisp sound of cracking melon seeds coming from the room.Upon entering the door, Hua Ci was sitting cross-legged on the bed, opening something with great interest.Lifting the hijab with one hand, spit out one after another melon seed shells from below.Looking carefully, there was already a thick layer of crushed peanut skins on the ground in front of the bed.
Qing Zuo didn't make a sound to disturb him, and walked lightly in front of Hua Ci, a red dress flashed under the hijab, Hua Ci immediately realized who was coming.He hurriedly spit out all the unfinished melon seeds in his mouth.
He put down his legs, quickly swept the shell off the bed with his sleeves, stuffed the things in his hand under the pillow, and said awkwardly, "Why are you walking so silently?"
Qing Zuo reached out to lift off the hijab on his head, and smiled: "It's okay, today is our wedding day, you can do whatever you want, don't be restrained."
He wanted to sit side by side with Hua Ci, but when he looked at the bed, there was a pile of jujubes, longan and the like on it.Huaci hurriedly pulled them together and gave Qing Zuo a place to sit.
"Bai Ling said that putting these on the bed means giving birth to a precious child early, and the more you put, the more you will have, but I feel like we have enough babies. I'll just eat some secretly, don't be angry..."
Seeing that the red skin of peanuts was still sticking to his mouth, Qing Zuo raised his hand to help him take it, "It's really enough, but I also like rebirth."
Huaci looked into his smiling eyes, a little dazed.It was the first time he saw Qing Zuo's gentle expression.
And what does his words mean.He also likes rebirth?Could it be that he still wants to give birth to himself!
Hua Ci looked at her slightly protruding belly, and swallowed her saliva. He alone could eat so much, and the family of nine little dolls would probably not be enough to eat for one meal. In order to support them How hard it is.
But if Qing Zuo likes it, it's not impossible for him.
Huaci frowned and thought for a long time: "Okay, then we will go to Qiling Mountain to dig a piece of land. If we can earn ten taels of silver a year by planting an acre, we can still afford it. We will help them when they grow up. If we plant together, maybe we can support our younger brothers and sisters in the future."
Qing Zuo bent his lips amused by his weird idea, sat down and patted his head.
"You don't need to farm, I'll just raise you."
When Hua Ci heard that he wanted to take all the responsibilities by himself, he quit immediately.
"That won't work! You are the child's father, so I am also their mother. Since it is our common child, there is no reason for you to be responsible alone. If you say anything else, I will ignore you!"
After speaking, I really turned around and pointed the back of my head at Kiyosaku, as if I am very angry now and the consequences will be serious.
But when she felt those arms hugging him from behind, Huaci couldn't hold back and giggled.Nesting in his arms, she looked up at him.
"By the way, husband." He stretched out his hand to hold Qing Zuo's shoulder, leaned closer and asked mysteriously, "Are you good at bridal chamber?"
Qing Zuo was taken aback by his question, his eyes as still as still water splashed with layers of ripples.
He slowly lowered his gaze, looking at Huaci's slightly flushed face.
"You can?"
"I will!"
Talking about this Huaci, he couldn't help feeling proud, although he didn't know it before, but fortunately Xueyi gave him those three books, so that he could at least memorize a lot of methods, he must know more than Qingzuo.
He said generously, "I'll teach you."
He reached out to untie the other party's belt, but Qing Zuo grabbed his wrist.
"Who told you that?"
Hua Ci looked at the blood in the opponent's eyes, and a layer of hoarfrost slowly formed on the walls around her, and she couldn't help shivering.
Why are you so angry again?
Could it be because he knew more than him, which frustrated his self-esteem?
Husband, he is not such a stingy person.
Hua Ci tremblingly took out the dowry painting hidden under the pillow and handed it to Qing Zuo: "Xue Yi came in just now and asked me if I would have a bridal chamber, and then stuffed these books for me, so that I can sharpen my gun and study hard. Otherwise, you can read it together, you have a better memory than me, so you will definitely learn everything after reading it."
Qing Zuo was still a little confused when he saw the gaudy cover. When he opened the first page and saw the naked bodies on it, he immediately closed the book and threw it on the ground.
Hua Ci quickly bent down to pick it up: "Why don't you throw it away if you don't read it, I haven't finished it yet."
Qing Zuo hugged his waist, grabbed the flowers back, and refused to let him pick them up.
"Don't look at it, you are pregnant now, we won't do it today."
Hua Ci paused, then turned her head: "Don't do it?!"
He immediately let out a long sigh with his head drooping, and fell powerlessly into Qing Zuo's arms, hitting his chest several times with his head.
A rather disappointed look.
"I don't want to say it earlier. I just memorized it for a long time, and my brain was about to explode. I had to think about it while saluting. I almost stepped on the hem of my skirt and fell to the ground."
Huaci snorted a few times unhappy, suddenly thought of something, and sat up to get those books again.
"No, I still have to do it if I don't do it today. I'd better take a good look at it. If I can recite it well in the future, it will be convenient to do it."
Qing Zuo hugged the dishonest him back again, and gently pressed him on the bed.
"I won't need it in the future, I'll teach you."
"you teach me?"
Hua Ci frowned, looking back and forth at Qing Zuo.Since you will, why didn't you say it just now?
After thinking about it, Hua Ci's face suddenly changed, and she narrowed her eyes a little bit when she saw Qing Zuo, especially like a little fox baring its teeth and about to bite.
Qing Zuo was stared at by him like this, but he didn't feel a sense of crisis. He just felt that he was naughty and cute. He couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Huaci's ear, but the clam was angrily knocked off his palm.
"You've never been married and you haven't read a book on bridal chambers. How did you know it? Tell me! Who taught you! See if I don't...no..."
Skinned her?
It seems to say so in the storybook, but isn't it too cruel to really pick the skin off?
It was so bloody that he couldn't seem to get rid of it.
Before he racked his brains to come up with a way of revenge, Kiyosaku interrupted his gradually derailed thoughts with a voice, and said softly: "No one taught it, this is human instinct. Everyone will."
"Everyone will? Then why can't I?"
Hua Ci obviously didn't believe his words.But calm down and think about it, it seems that this may be the case, otherwise, his neighbor Gopher Jing in Qiling Mountain, he has never read the book and was not taught, and he also gave birth to a litter of mouse cubs with a female mouse in Shanxi what?
Maybe this is really the instinct that all creatures have, only a fool like him can't.
Thinking of this flower speech, he immediately felt sad for himself, he was indeed a useless flower demon.What a waste of Yuelao matching him with such a good husband.
"Then you will teach me later?"
"Ah."
Hua Ci was still a little worried: "What if you go back on your word?"
"You said."
"Then you have to hold me to sleep every day and tell me stories."
"……it is good."
In the early morning of the next day, Qing Zuo felt a bit of coolness stretching in along the skirt of his clothes and touched his body. He reached out to grab it, and slowly opened his eyes, and saw that the pillow beside him was covered with dense vines.
Hua Ci's head was wrapped by these green vines, and his sleeping face was peaceful, like a sleeping elf, with a silence and ethereal beauty that could not be broken.
Huaci himself didn't realize that when he woke up, his hair full of black hair had unknowingly turned into vines all over the bed, and even entangled Qing Zuo's hands and feet tightly.It is said that spider spirits haunt people, so it turns out that flower demons are also like this.
He opened his mouth sideways and yawned a little, and saw that Tsukuru was staring at him unblinkingly, most of his sleepiness disappeared immediately, and he leaned over and kissed his mouth.
"Wake up so early."
Qing Zuo reached out and touched the top of his hair, with a bit of worry in his eyes: "Do you feel unwell?"
Huaci was taken aback by his question, why would he ask this?
Just as he was about to shake his head and say no, he found that his pillow was covered with twisted and twisted vines, and even Kiyosaku's underwear had penetrated quite a bit, so he sat up in fright and looked around in panic.
How did he return to his original form while falling asleep?
Immediately, he found seven fallen fruits in a mess of vines. They were bright red, and the patterns on them formed small protrusions on the skin, which were invisible to the naked eye, and could only be felt when touched.
Hua Ci carefully held the fruit in front of Qing Zuo, and said pleasantly: "Look, my husband, our fruit is ripe!"
He picked up one and sniffed it under the tip of his nose, and immediately sucked in his saliva intoxicated by the aroma of the fruit.
"It smells so good, and the taste will definitely be sweet."
Seeing his eagerness to stuff the fruit into his mouth, Qing Zuo couldn't help taking the fruit away from his mouth, Hua Ci smiled and looked at him.
"Don't worry, I won't eat them. Would you like to lick and taste?"
"..."
When eating breakfast, the people at the table were all around to look at the seven bright red fruits.Except for Qing Zuo, everyone's mouth was watering when they were seduced, the taste was really too craving.
Unexpectedly, Qing Zuo has such a beautiful and delicious appearance, and his son also has this kind of innate magical power, although the form of expression is a bit different from his father.
Feixian took a clean water bottle, put the seven small fruits in it, and finally put a willow branch in it and stirred it.
Bai Ling picked up the bottle and looked at it, she was a little worried and said, "So much water won't suffocate Xiao Guozi to death?"
Feixian shook his head as if you don't understand.
"This is the water purification bottle I begged from Master Guanyin. Although he has already eliminated it, it contains holy water. It is full of spiritual energy. People can breathe when jumping in it. Don't worry, you won't be able to hold it to death."
Hua Ci dangled the water bottle in front of his eyes for a long time, watching his little fruit ups and downs in the water, having a great time playing, he couldn't help asking: "They are all ripe, how long will it take to transform into human form?" Play with me?
Feixian looked at Qingzuo: "It depends on which of the two of you has more children. If you follow Qingzuo, it's okay. I don't think you will be able to run around in three to five years. If you follow you , um..." Feixian sighed, "I guess it will take hundreds of years."
What he said is not alarmist. Generally, the growth of demon fetuses is relatively slow, just like Huaci, it took 300 years to transform into a human form.You have to go through several catastrophes of varying sizes. As for what kind of catastrophe it will be, it will depend on fate.
Huaci seemed to have been poured cold water, and the joy just now was gone, only feeling that the days of seeing the little dolls are far away.
"Hundreds of years?"
He pulled his little face and touched his stomach.
"Then these two will have to be hundreds of years old when they come out of the womb before they can see their elder brother transform into a human form. Can they still be brothers by then? They will almost catch up with uncles and nephews."
Compared with Huaci's frustration, Qingzuo felt that it was okay to grow slower, and it was better to let nature take its course, but seeing that Huaci was unhappy about it, he suggested it.
"I'll transplant them to the banks of the Tianhe River when I return to the heavens, where the spiritual power is pure and protected by the ancient gods, and the children will grow up quickly."
He had promised Hua Ci before this matter, but now the situation does not allow them to return to the heaven for the time being, and all plans can only be postponed.
After breakfast, the Sun God went back to the heaven to continue to complete the task Qing Zuo had given him, and before leaving, he gave Xueyi one of his own feathers.
It was a long pure black feather, hanging on the wrist and swaying with Xue Yi's movements.
Xue Yi was a little strange when he saw the feathers for the first time. After all, when the sun god turned into a prototype, his feathers were all shining golden, but he didn't expect that after pulling out one feather, it turned into a jet-black color, which is really puzzling.
The sun god said that their golden crows were originally black crows, but their feathers would ignite the flames of the sun, burning their whole bodies into a dazzling golden color, so it looked like they had grown golden feathers.
And once the feathers are separated from the body, they will become no different from those of ordinary crows, and there will be no more scorching flames.But it fits right on Xueyi's wrist, so it won't get burned.
After bidding farewell to the Sun God, Xueyi hid the feather in her inner sleeve, and usually carried it next to her body, and only took it out to have a look when no one was around.
One day when I was choosing vegetables, I was caught by Huaci, smiling
Feixian also followed his gaze, and saw that the huge golden feathered bird was falling straight towards the house. The speed was so fast that it was about to hit them in front of them. His expression changed, Quickly pulled Bai Ling back a few steps.
He said in horror: "This is not a bird at all, this is the Golden Crow Sun God!"
He dragged Bai Ling into the house in a panic and ran for a few steps when he heard a loud bang behind him. Looking back, he saw that the pot for cooking wine had been smashed to the ground, and the sake boiled in it was spilled all over the floor. yes.A huge golden crow sat on the pot, its wings flapping in the air several times.
Huaci had just changed clothes in the house, and when he heard the noise, he ran out to check, and saw a bird twice his size lying in the pot, its golden feathers were wet by the wine.
He couldn't help but wondered: "If you want to cook such a big chicken, why did you put it in the pot without even pulling out the hair?"
The Golden Crow, which is said to be a chicken, raised its head to the sky and groaned in dissatisfaction, its gorgeous long feathers shook even more violently, and a white snowball rolled down from its back, leaving a line of melted water on the ground.
The little snowball landed at Hua Ci's feet, stretched out four small claws little by little, followed by a head not much bigger than a grape, slowly turning into the shape of a snow doll, changing color little by little under the eyes of everyone, turning into a fifteen or sixteen-year-old teenager.The limbs are slender, but the cheeks are round and cute.
He grabbed Hua Ci's arm, with a face full of weeping: "Madam, I have finally found you..."
Seeing this, Bai Ling and Fei Xian both looked shocked, and Hua Ci was also a little puzzled. He stared at each other's face carefully, and finally confirmed through the two buns on his head. It's Xueyi.
Can't help but reach out and poke the wrong person's face, "Why did you suddenly grow up?"
"It's a long story, ma'am." Xue Yi was speechless, and he looked around, "Where is Dijun, isn't Dijun with you?"
"He's cooking in there."
"Stir fry...?"
Walking into the stove, I saw Qing Zuo who was still turning back and forth in the pot with a shovel, wearing a red wedding dress, surrounded by smoke, with an indifferent expression on his face.Xue Yi gulped down her saliva, trying not to laugh out loud.
Qing Zuo was not surprised to see him coming, he just asked, "Where is the Sun God?"
Feixian pointed to the outside of the yard: "It's still in the pot."
When Qing Zuo walked into the yard, the big bird was still fluttering its wings tirelessly, and uttered a long hoarse cry, as if it was extremely uncomfortable.
Xueyi wanted to take a closer look, but within a few steps, she was forced to retreat by the flames of the sun on the opponent's body. She touched her arm with lingering fear, and touched a puddle of melted water.
It’s not that he crossed the river and demolished bridges. He was helpless. It was said that fire and water were incompatible, not to mention that he was more afraid of fire than snow.
Qing Zuo waved the formula in front of the Golden Crow, and the water stains on its feathers were instantly evaporated by spiritual power, and he was also able to transform into a human form, stood up from the pot, walked aside and coughed for a long time before he could speak.
His human form is quite similar to his Golden Crow's body feeling. They are both strong, tall and burly, giving people a sense of oppression. In addition, he has a solemn face, not angry and majestic, which is as cool as Qing Zuo. It's not the same, just like the door god pasted on the door, which makes people feel infinitely majestic.
Although the appearance is still quite handsome, with a bit of toughness, but people still don't dare to look directly at him.
His face was flushed from coughing, and before he recovered, he quickly walked to Qing Zuo and saluted, "My subordinates see the emperor."
In the morning, Qing Zuo just said that someone with discerning eyes would come to him, and within half a day, someone came.
"You don't feel comfortable after being in the water, so don't talk about it yet. You take Feixian to rest, and Xueyi, tell me."
Bai Ling led them into a slightly cooler side hall, opened the windows on the north and south sides, made some ice water with magic, and handed it to Xueyi who was still sweating.
Xueyi gratefully took the ice water and gulped it down several times before the blush from the heat on her face faded a little.
After drinking the water, he first knelt down and kowtowed three times to Qing Zuo: "Because I want to descend to the mortal world, my practice is so low that I can't leave the heaven, so I stole your fairy medicine, please forgive me!"
"Get up, forgive your innocence."
With Qing Zuo's words, Xue Yi dared to sit on the stool.Huaci also understood a little bit. It turned out that he had grown so big suddenly after taking the fairy medicine.
One day if he eats a few more pills, will he grow as tall as Qing Zuo?
Well, the future is promising, and I have to hurry up and try again when I return to the heavens.
Xue Yidao: "After the emperor left the heaven, the person who pretended to be you stayed in the hall of Fanzhou Ridge. At that time, I felt that something was wrong, because it is impossible for you to leave your wife and go back to the heaven."
Hearing what he said, Huaci who was sitting next to him couldn't help but smile, and blinked his left eye at Qingzuo.
Originally, he made this action quite innocently, but in Qing Zuo's eyes, it was involuntarily added a bit of provocative meaning.
He lowered his eyes and took a moment to raise them.
Xueyi waited for the two of them to finish flirting, and then continued: "What should I say about that person, he really looks like Dijun, with his words and deeds, every frown and frown, even more like Dijun than yourself."
Hearing these words from Feixian felt rather strange, and couldn't help interrupting: "What do you mean being more like him than him?"
"that is……"
It was also very laborious for Xueyi to explain this question, he searched for all the words in his mind, and only managed to choke out a few words intermittently.
"We all know that Dijun is cold-tempered, doesn't like to be in contact with others, and is a role model for the entire fairy world. And that person has completely implemented these points, even better than Dijun. You all know about the Rat Killer, right? The number of times he went down to find the demon to kill the demon is so frequent that it makes the demon outrageous."
Qing Zuo was expressionless, but Fei Xian couldn't listen.
"What do you mean? It means that he is more diligent in government affairs than Qingzuo, self-denying and devoted to public service, right? Let me tell you, Qingzuo hasn't killed so many demons in the past few years, and that's because he wants to reform those demons." Let them realize the mistakes they have made. Besides, Qing Zuoxia has always been a secret, for fear that others will know that he did this good thing. Who can show off like that fake, but just killed a mouse He is fine, so that everyone knows it, for fear that some people will not know that it is his credit."
Knowing that Feixian was protecting the emperor the most, Xueyi nodded in agreement.
"That's right, a person as low-key as Dijun is not as ostentatious as him. So, I immediately found out that he is a fake, full of deliberation everywhere, completely different from Dijun's indifferent appearance. And..."
Speaking of this, Xueyi carefully looked at Huaci, as if hesitating to speak.
Feixian, who was eager to hear the follow-up, couldn't help urging: "Hurry up."
Xue shrugged his shoulders: "And he agreed to the marriage contract of the eldest daughter of Lord Qixing, and today the wedding ceremony has been held in Jiuchongtian Palace."
"what?!"
Except for Qing Zuo, everyone roared like mountains and seas.This is too coincidental, within a day the real and fake emperors got married at the same time, what kind of auspicious day is today?
No wonder the sky outside suddenly turned red, it turned out that the big wedding was held in Jiuchongtian.
"How shameless is he to pretend to be Qing Zuo to get married? That Qi Xingjun's eldest daughter is too pitiful."
Feixian looked at Qing Zuo in a blink of an eye, with a look of unbearable expression: "Although you don't like her, it is too heartless to see her in prison like this. When the time comes to know the truth, how will you let her deal with herself in the heaven?"
After hearing this, Hua Ci rushed over and hugged Qing Zuo, "Then you can't give up your husband to her." After speaking, she shook her cloud sleeves embroidered with phoenix patterns, "We just got married, and we haven't visited yet."
Qing Zuo raised his hand to hold his hand, and the two fingers hooked together, "Don't worry, he doesn't have a phoenix seal. According to the rules of heaven, this big wedding can only be an engagement. It won't delay Qi Xingjun's eldest daughter for nothing. .”
Unexpectedly, he had been prepared for a long time, Fei Xian was taken aback, looked at Huaci and couldn't help laughing: "I thought you two fell in love with each other for a long time, but it turns out that the two have been in love for a long time, and even the Phoenix Seal is entrusted to him. It seems that I This matchmaker is not in vain."
After the Sun God had rested, he walked into the side hall and sat beside Xueyi. The little guy turned his head and saw him, and immediately stood up with a flushed face and walked away, but was grabbed by the other party.
The scorching hot touch came from the place where the skins of the two touched, Xueyi hurriedly shook off his hand.
"Don't touch me, I'm so hot. Don't you know that every time you touch me, I'll keep running water?"
The sun god looked at the water marks in his hand, and slowly placed them on the table. Even though he had a solemn face on his face, he could still see the loneliness in his eyes.
"sorry."
He lowered his head and looked at the table, like a big dog full of guilt for doing something wrong.Let Huaci and the rest of them couldn't help laughing.
Why is there such a big contrast with the appearance, a big one that looks fierce is actually so obedient.
Sure enough, people can't be seen.
Seeing him like this, Xueyi also felt a little uncomfortable.Although he didn't do it on purpose, it's hard to tolerate. This is the law of nature, and he can't be blamed.
He walked over cautiously, wrapped his hands in his sleeves and patted the shoulder of the Sun God: "Thank you for sending me here, I will treat you to snowflake cheese later."
"Snow cheese?"
Xueyi gestured and said, "It's just crushed with ice cubes, poured with honey, milk and fruit jam, it's very delicious when stirred together."
Seeing his highly recommended appearance, Sun God showed a slight smile on his rigid face: "Then thank you."
"No thanks, no thanks! Just wait."
After talking about Xueyi, she ran to the kitchen to get busy, and Bai Ling also stood up and suggested: "Today is the day when Dijun and Huaci are happy, so let's put aside these bad things for now, and the important things in their lives are important. We will sit down later Come down and have a drink with us."
After finishing speaking, I remembered that the pot of wine that was cooked just now was smashed by the sun god, and I changed my words again with a dry laugh: "Forget it, drinking will hurt your health, let's eat a piece of wedding cake together, and wait for it soon." The food is ready to be served.”
After speaking, they took Huaci and went to the kitchen to prepare together.As soon as they left, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became silent, and even Feixian, who was always noisy, leaned on his head and didn't say a word for a long time.
After enduring it for a long time, he found that he was not as strong as the ice and wood lumps at all, so he sighed and couldn't help asking: "What are you going to do next, you can't just watch him use your name all the time. Then sell your fame and reputation to show off your power."
Qing Zuo picked up the teacup and took a sip: "He must have another purpose for doing this, I'm afraid it's not just to frame me. I'm very worried about Hua Ci."
"Little flower demon?"
Feixian was a little caught off guard by his sudden words, and hurriedly asked, "What does it have to do with Hua Ci when someone pretends to be you?"
Qing Zuo looked at him indifferently, and felt palpitations at the latter.
"I suspect that person was in Banzehuang before, and I met Hua Ci. I don't know his identity. I'm asking the Sun God to help me investigate this matter secretly in the heavens."
"Yes."
Feixian was confused by what he said, he didn't know where Qing Zuo came to this conclusion, but since that's the case, then that person was once a member of the Demon Realm?
Besides Ye Dongli, who else in the Demon Realm has such wild ways and dares to pretend to be an emperor?
He doesn't know much about the devil world, but Hua Ci can help with this.
"Then why don't you ask Huaci, let him go and talk to Ye Wuju, and help find anyone from the Demon Race who has been in and out of Banzehuang?"
Sun God looked at Feixian and thought it was a good idea.
Unexpectedly, Qing Zuo refused.
"If Ye Wuzhi knew of the existence of this person, he would have done it long before us. Hua Ci may know, but I don't want him to recall the unpleasantness before. You don't want to tell him about it. The production of Hua Ci The deadline is approaching, and everything will wait for him to give birth to the child safely."
"..."
He has already talked to this point, what else can Feixian say, but he thinks that asking Hua Ci to help find it is definitely a good way to get twice the result with half the effort.
When it was time to eat, Hua Ci walked out excitedly, but was grabbed by Bai Ling, took him to the back bedroom, and found a veil to cover his head.
Huaci raised her hijab and was puzzled: "What are you doing, I haven't eaten yet."
"No, I'll pick you up again when you're going to worship. I'll bring over some food, so you can sit in the room and eat. This is the rule before getting married, so be good."
Huaci curled her lips, remembering the shrimps that had just been stewed in oil, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't forget to add a few more shrimps!"
Bai Ling was also really partial to him, a plate of braised prawns in oil, abruptly set aside half of the plate for him.Huaci seemed bored, so he sat at the table and kept peeling the shrimp shells. When there were only two left, the door suddenly opened with a creak, startling Huaci, and quickly covered his head. But he heard Xue Yi's giggles coming from outside the door.
Huaci breathed a sigh of relief.
"How did you come?"
Xue Yi clasped her arms, as if hiding something in her sleeves.Sitting furtively next to Hua Ci, with a smirk on his face.
"I'm afraid Madam will be bored by herself, so I come here to chat with you to relieve boredom." After speaking, he leaned over and whispered in Hua Ci's ear: "Does Madam know what the bridal chamber is going to do?"
Hua Ci stuffed the shelled shrimp into her mouth, nodded: "I know, I just want to sleep together without clothes."
Xueyi blushed for a while by his explicit words, coughed twice and continued to ask: "Apart from this, is there anything more specific?"
"Be specific?" Hua Ci was a little confused, "I closed my eyes and fell asleep, so what's more specific, do you want to sleep on your stomach and not snore?"
Xueyi sighed lightly and shook her head, thinking that Madam is really still a child.
He was so naive that he couldn't bear to be poisoned.But for the sake of their future happiness, it is better to start as soon as possible.
He took out the things he had prepared in advance from his sleeve, and stuffed them into Hua Ci's hands, with a solemn expression on his face: "These books are all about how to make a bridal chamber, madam, hurry up and sharpen your guns and learn it hard, and you will be able to do it tonight." Use it."
"The cave?"
Before Huaci could open the book after speaking, Xueyi quickly blushed and slipped out along the crack of the door, so fast that Huaci had no time to stop him.
"Wait for me, I can't read, how can I read so many books?"
Seeing that he was running so fast, Hua Ci could only open the book and read casually, but saw that there was not a word in the book, it was full of pictures one after another, and the paintings were vivid, very... fragrant.
Although there were quite a few colored illustrations in the scriptures that Xueyi read to him before, they were not explicit.Although he didn't understand what was going on up here, he was always a little embarrassed.
He quickly threw a few books under the table, kicked them far away, and held his beating heart for a while before he calmed down.
But as time passed, he became curious again.What exactly is painted on it?
Immediately after doing some psychological construction, he stretched his legs and slowly kicked those few books back, picked out a fairly thin one, and flipped through it page by page.
……
At the dinner table, several people ate until midnight before gradually stopping their chopsticks. Fei Xian saw that Qing Zuo always glanced towards the back bedroom from time to time, and couldn't help but tease: "You also have times when you are impatient? Don't worry, the little flower demon can't escape. "
Bai Ling put down her chopsticks and pulled Fei Xian away from Qing Zuo's hand, giving him a wink.
"Okay, in general wedding banquets, people pour the groom's wine vigorously, and those who don't drink are not allowed to leave. When it comes to us, we can only bring wine with tea. Anyway, you three don't get drunk after a thousand cups. It doesn't matter what you drink. .Let Qing Zuo go back quickly, and Hua Ci will run over in a hurry after seeing no one."
After Qing Zuo left, Bai Ling and Fei Xian also got up and left. As for the leftovers, let's save them until tomorrow morning to clean them up. It's better to rest earlier.
Thinking of Qing Zuo's leaving back just now, as if the wind was blowing under her feet, Xue covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing.When he looked up, he saw that the sun god was staring at him without blinking, and his face blushed a little more unconsciously.
"Look what I do?"
"nice."
As soon as these two words came out, Xue Yi almost pushed down the teacup in her hand, and quickly straightened it up and put it aside.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Drinking too much water will make your brain stupid."
Seeing that he was shy, the Sun God couldn't help lowering his head and lowering his eyes.
"I used to fly before the rafting ridge, and when I saw you playing alone in the snow, I thought you were very beautiful in white. You are even more beautiful than those colorful flower fairies in the Nine Heavens."
Although Xueyi has been refined for more than 1 years, he is still a blank slate in terms of sexuality, even if he has read so many scripts, it is nothing more than just talking on paper. measures.
Involuntarily moved a few inches to the side.
What was chaotic in his head was what the Sun God said just now. This is a confession, it must be a confession!
It turned out that he was coveted by this guy before he took human form, but he didn't expect this guy to look so dull, but he had such a unique vision, and he fell in love with him at a glance among so many snowballs in Fanzhou Ridge.
No wonder when he was asked to send him to the mortal world, he immediately agreed, it turned out to be a long-planned plan.Just wait for the kindness I owe him, and then promise it with my body.
He looks good, and it's not impossible, but there are some things that need to be clarified in advance...
Xueyi glanced at him furtively, and found that the sun god was also looking at him, the two eyes were separated as soon as they touched, and they all turned their heads back in embarrassment, covered their faces, and there was a scorching crimson color under their palms.
Xueyi coughed dryly and said, "I'm Xue Jing and you are the Sun God, we can't get too close."
Hearing Xueyi's words, the golden pupils in Sun God's eyes dimmed little by little.He let out a muffled oh.
"Don't be afraid, I won't get too close to you in the future."
As soon as he spoke, the people around him immediately exploded.
"you dare!"
Xueyi was afraid that he would really stop looking for her in the future, so she was anxious to pull his arm, but was burned by the sun's flames so that a piece of her palm was missing, she burst into tears from the pain, and sobbed.
The culprit was so frightened that he turned pale with fright, and hurried to find Dijun to treat him.Xueyi hurriedly called him back.
"Why do you have to bother them on the big day? This little injury will heal tomorrow morning, idiot!"
"But you will be in pain tonight, too."
The Sun God looked distressed, wishing that he was the one who got hurt, but his approach would only make Xue Yi feel more uncomfortable.I could only stand anxiously in the distance, not daring to step forward.
As soon as Xue went to the stove, she rinsed her injured palm with cold water, and when she turned around, she saw that the Sun God was still following him.With a slumped head, he looks like a big dog who is afraid of being scolded by his master for doing something wrong.
It really doesn't match his burly body that can crush a piece of him with one finger.
But Xueyi didn't know that the Sun God was indeed one of the few gods in the heavens who could match Qing Zuo in terms of force, but it was only in front of him that he had such a docile and obedient appearance.
Xue turned her head to look at him, and suddenly approached and shouted, which frightened him for a moment.
Just listen to Xue: "If I marry you in the future, will I be inexplicably burned to death while sleeping?"
Sun God was completely dumbfounded: "...what?"
"I said! Will I be burned to death if I marry you!"
Xue Yi roared out of breath, but saw that the other party covered his face, and tears trickled down his fingers.
Almost broke down in tears: "For you, I am willing to pluck out all the hair on my body."
"..."
Then don't marry.
Chapter 70 When Qing Zuo walked outside the door, he heard a crisp sound of cracking melon seeds coming from the room.Upon entering the door, Hua Ci was sitting cross-legged on the bed, opening something with great interest.Lifting the hijab with one hand, spit out one after another melon seed shells from below.Looking carefully, there was already a thick layer of crushed peanut skins on the ground in front of the bed.
Qing Zuo didn't make a sound to disturb him, and walked lightly in front of Hua Ci, a red dress flashed under the hijab, Hua Ci immediately realized who was coming.He hurriedly spit out all the unfinished melon seeds in his mouth.
He put down his legs, quickly swept the shell off the bed with his sleeves, stuffed the things in his hand under the pillow, and said awkwardly, "Why are you walking so silently?"
Qing Zuo reached out to lift off the hijab on his head, and smiled: "It's okay, today is our wedding day, you can do whatever you want, don't be restrained."
He wanted to sit side by side with Hua Ci, but when he looked at the bed, there was a pile of jujubes, longan and the like on it.Huaci hurriedly pulled them together and gave Qing Zuo a place to sit.
"Bai Ling said that putting these on the bed means giving birth to a precious child early, and the more you put, the more you will have, but I feel like we have enough babies. I'll just eat some secretly, don't be angry..."
Seeing that the red skin of peanuts was still sticking to his mouth, Qing Zuo raised his hand to help him take it, "It's really enough, but I also like rebirth."
Huaci looked into his smiling eyes, a little dazed.It was the first time he saw Qing Zuo's gentle expression.
And what does his words mean.He also likes rebirth?Could it be that he still wants to give birth to himself!
Hua Ci looked at her slightly protruding belly, and swallowed her saliva. He alone could eat so much, and the family of nine little dolls would probably not be enough to eat for one meal. In order to support them How hard it is.
But if Qing Zuo likes it, it's not impossible for him.
Huaci frowned and thought for a long time: "Okay, then we will go to Qiling Mountain to dig a piece of land. If we can earn ten taels of silver a year by planting an acre, we can still afford it. We will help them when they grow up. If we plant together, maybe we can support our younger brothers and sisters in the future."
Qing Zuo bent his lips amused by his weird idea, sat down and patted his head.
"You don't need to farm, I'll just raise you."
When Hua Ci heard that he wanted to take all the responsibilities by himself, he quit immediately.
"That won't work! You are the child's father, so I am also their mother. Since it is our common child, there is no reason for you to be responsible alone. If you say anything else, I will ignore you!"
After speaking, I really turned around and pointed the back of my head at Kiyosaku, as if I am very angry now and the consequences will be serious.
But when she felt those arms hugging him from behind, Huaci couldn't hold back and giggled.Nesting in his arms, she looked up at him.
"By the way, husband." He stretched out his hand to hold Qing Zuo's shoulder, leaned closer and asked mysteriously, "Are you good at bridal chamber?"
Qing Zuo was taken aback by his question, his eyes as still as still water splashed with layers of ripples.
He slowly lowered his gaze, looking at Huaci's slightly flushed face.
"You can?"
"I will!"
Talking about this Huaci, he couldn't help feeling proud, although he didn't know it before, but fortunately Xueyi gave him those three books, so that he could at least memorize a lot of methods, he must know more than Qingzuo.
He said generously, "I'll teach you."
He reached out to untie the other party's belt, but Qing Zuo grabbed his wrist.
"Who told you that?"
Hua Ci looked at the blood in the opponent's eyes, and a layer of hoarfrost slowly formed on the walls around her, and she couldn't help shivering.
Why are you so angry again?
Could it be because he knew more than him, which frustrated his self-esteem?
Husband, he is not such a stingy person.
Hua Ci tremblingly took out the dowry painting hidden under the pillow and handed it to Qing Zuo: "Xue Yi came in just now and asked me if I would have a bridal chamber, and then stuffed these books for me, so that I can sharpen my gun and study hard. Otherwise, you can read it together, you have a better memory than me, so you will definitely learn everything after reading it."
Qing Zuo was still a little confused when he saw the gaudy cover. When he opened the first page and saw the naked bodies on it, he immediately closed the book and threw it on the ground.
Hua Ci quickly bent down to pick it up: "Why don't you throw it away if you don't read it, I haven't finished it yet."
Qing Zuo hugged his waist, grabbed the flowers back, and refused to let him pick them up.
"Don't look at it, you are pregnant now, we won't do it today."
Hua Ci paused, then turned her head: "Don't do it?!"
He immediately let out a long sigh with his head drooping, and fell powerlessly into Qing Zuo's arms, hitting his chest several times with his head.
A rather disappointed look.
"I don't want to say it earlier. I just memorized it for a long time, and my brain was about to explode. I had to think about it while saluting. I almost stepped on the hem of my skirt and fell to the ground."
Huaci snorted a few times unhappy, suddenly thought of something, and sat up to get those books again.
"No, I still have to do it if I don't do it today. I'd better take a good look at it. If I can recite it well in the future, it will be convenient to do it."
Qing Zuo hugged the dishonest him back again, and gently pressed him on the bed.
"I won't need it in the future, I'll teach you."
"you teach me?"
Hua Ci frowned, looking back and forth at Qing Zuo.Since you will, why didn't you say it just now?
After thinking about it, Hua Ci's face suddenly changed, and she narrowed her eyes a little bit when she saw Qing Zuo, especially like a little fox baring its teeth and about to bite.
Qing Zuo was stared at by him like this, but he didn't feel a sense of crisis. He just felt that he was naughty and cute. He couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Huaci's ear, but the clam was angrily knocked off his palm.
"You've never been married and you haven't read a book on bridal chambers. How did you know it? Tell me! Who taught you! See if I don't...no..."
Skinned her?
It seems to say so in the storybook, but isn't it too cruel to really pick the skin off?
It was so bloody that he couldn't seem to get rid of it.
Before he racked his brains to come up with a way of revenge, Kiyosaku interrupted his gradually derailed thoughts with a voice, and said softly: "No one taught it, this is human instinct. Everyone will."
"Everyone will? Then why can't I?"
Hua Ci obviously didn't believe his words.But calm down and think about it, it seems that this may be the case, otherwise, his neighbor Gopher Jing in Qiling Mountain, he has never read the book and was not taught, and he also gave birth to a litter of mouse cubs with a female mouse in Shanxi what?
Maybe this is really the instinct that all creatures have, only a fool like him can't.
Thinking of this flower speech, he immediately felt sad for himself, he was indeed a useless flower demon.What a waste of Yuelao matching him with such a good husband.
"Then you will teach me later?"
"Ah."
Hua Ci was still a little worried: "What if you go back on your word?"
"You said."
"Then you have to hold me to sleep every day and tell me stories."
"……it is good."
In the early morning of the next day, Qing Zuo felt a bit of coolness stretching in along the skirt of his clothes and touched his body. He reached out to grab it, and slowly opened his eyes, and saw that the pillow beside him was covered with dense vines.
Hua Ci's head was wrapped by these green vines, and his sleeping face was peaceful, like a sleeping elf, with a silence and ethereal beauty that could not be broken.
Huaci himself didn't realize that when he woke up, his hair full of black hair had unknowingly turned into vines all over the bed, and even entangled Qing Zuo's hands and feet tightly.It is said that spider spirits haunt people, so it turns out that flower demons are also like this.
He opened his mouth sideways and yawned a little, and saw that Tsukuru was staring at him unblinkingly, most of his sleepiness disappeared immediately, and he leaned over and kissed his mouth.
"Wake up so early."
Qing Zuo reached out and touched the top of his hair, with a bit of worry in his eyes: "Do you feel unwell?"
Huaci was taken aback by his question, why would he ask this?
Just as he was about to shake his head and say no, he found that his pillow was covered with twisted and twisted vines, and even Kiyosaku's underwear had penetrated quite a bit, so he sat up in fright and looked around in panic.
How did he return to his original form while falling asleep?
Immediately, he found seven fallen fruits in a mess of vines. They were bright red, and the patterns on them formed small protrusions on the skin, which were invisible to the naked eye, and could only be felt when touched.
Hua Ci carefully held the fruit in front of Qing Zuo, and said pleasantly: "Look, my husband, our fruit is ripe!"
He picked up one and sniffed it under the tip of his nose, and immediately sucked in his saliva intoxicated by the aroma of the fruit.
"It smells so good, and the taste will definitely be sweet."
Seeing his eagerness to stuff the fruit into his mouth, Qing Zuo couldn't help taking the fruit away from his mouth, Hua Ci smiled and looked at him.
"Don't worry, I won't eat them. Would you like to lick and taste?"
"..."
When eating breakfast, the people at the table were all around to look at the seven bright red fruits.Except for Qing Zuo, everyone's mouth was watering when they were seduced, the taste was really too craving.
Unexpectedly, Qing Zuo has such a beautiful and delicious appearance, and his son also has this kind of innate magical power, although the form of expression is a bit different from his father.
Feixian took a clean water bottle, put the seven small fruits in it, and finally put a willow branch in it and stirred it.
Bai Ling picked up the bottle and looked at it, she was a little worried and said, "So much water won't suffocate Xiao Guozi to death?"
Feixian shook his head as if you don't understand.
"This is the water purification bottle I begged from Master Guanyin. Although he has already eliminated it, it contains holy water. It is full of spiritual energy. People can breathe when jumping in it. Don't worry, you won't be able to hold it to death."
Hua Ci dangled the water bottle in front of his eyes for a long time, watching his little fruit ups and downs in the water, having a great time playing, he couldn't help asking: "They are all ripe, how long will it take to transform into human form?" Play with me?
Feixian looked at Qingzuo: "It depends on which of the two of you has more children. If you follow Qingzuo, it's okay. I don't think you will be able to run around in three to five years. If you follow you , um..." Feixian sighed, "I guess it will take hundreds of years."
What he said is not alarmist. Generally, the growth of demon fetuses is relatively slow, just like Huaci, it took 300 years to transform into a human form.You have to go through several catastrophes of varying sizes. As for what kind of catastrophe it will be, it will depend on fate.
Huaci seemed to have been poured cold water, and the joy just now was gone, only feeling that the days of seeing the little dolls are far away.
"Hundreds of years?"
He pulled his little face and touched his stomach.
"Then these two will have to be hundreds of years old when they come out of the womb before they can see their elder brother transform into a human form. Can they still be brothers by then? They will almost catch up with uncles and nephews."
Compared with Huaci's frustration, Qingzuo felt that it was okay to grow slower, and it was better to let nature take its course, but seeing that Huaci was unhappy about it, he suggested it.
"I'll transplant them to the banks of the Tianhe River when I return to the heavens, where the spiritual power is pure and protected by the ancient gods, and the children will grow up quickly."
He had promised Hua Ci before this matter, but now the situation does not allow them to return to the heaven for the time being, and all plans can only be postponed.
After breakfast, the Sun God went back to the heaven to continue to complete the task Qing Zuo had given him, and before leaving, he gave Xueyi one of his own feathers.
It was a long pure black feather, hanging on the wrist and swaying with Xue Yi's movements.
Xue Yi was a little strange when he saw the feathers for the first time. After all, when the sun god turned into a prototype, his feathers were all shining golden, but he didn't expect that after pulling out one feather, it turned into a jet-black color, which is really puzzling.
The sun god said that their golden crows were originally black crows, but their feathers would ignite the flames of the sun, burning their whole bodies into a dazzling golden color, so it looked like they had grown golden feathers.
And once the feathers are separated from the body, they will become no different from those of ordinary crows, and there will be no more scorching flames.But it fits right on Xueyi's wrist, so it won't get burned.
After bidding farewell to the Sun God, Xueyi hid the feather in her inner sleeve, and usually carried it next to her body, and only took it out to have a look when no one was around.
One day when I was choosing vegetables, I was caught by Huaci, smiling
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