Lady Dijun is a flower
Chapter 50 "Take the blood of the Black Crow Beast to Ben Gong for an altar and a pen."
As soon as Mrs. Warsaw appeared, the situation suddenly reversed.The demon soldiers who were originally under the orders of the eldest princess turned around and knelt at the feet of Mrs. Huasha, silent as if chilling.
There are no less than hundreds of concubines in Mozun's harem, and the only one who may be called his wife is Warsaw.
What do you mean madam?In the human world, it is equivalent to the first wife that the media is currently marrying, and those side concubines and concubines are beyond the reach of those concubines.It is rumored that the reason why the demon king has not established a queen for tens of thousands of years is because Mrs. Huasha refused to take charge of the harem.
Although I don't know the reason for this, but the hearts of the people in the magic palace are like a mirror, Mrs. Hua Sha must never be offended.So even though they are from the princess' mansion, they have to obey Warsaw at this moment.
The blood of the Black Crow Beast was brought, and when the lid on it was opened, an unpleasant stench wafted out, and a cloud of black gas visible to the naked eye diffused in the air, which was more stinky than the toilet in summer.
Seeing Mrs. Huasha's brush stained with the blood of the black crow beast, walking towards them step by step, the two princesses couldn't help but shudder.
"what are you going to do?"
Mrs. Huasha stood in front of the two of them, holding a brush and smiling, "Didn't you say that my fence is a dog or an ugly monster? I'll let you see what a real dog and an ugly monster are." The two magic soldiers next to them glanced, "Hold them down for me."
"Ah, let me go! I am your master, are you crazy slaves!"
The eldest princess was so frightened that her face turned pale, but she could barely hold herself, while the second princess had long since yelled out of shame.
The two princesses who were pinned to the ground could only watch Mrs. Warsaw paint pictures on their faces with the stinky thing. Seeing that the servants all looked like they wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh. The princess's eyes were red, and she stared at Ye Dongli with grief and indignation, as if it was not Mrs. Huasha who humiliated herself now, but him.
Ye Dongli ignored her at all, he stood aside with the young master, looked at Mrs. Huasha's back and whispered: "Ma'am, she used to be like this?"
After all, Demon Lord himself is a very serious person, and it seems understandable to be stricter when he is angry, but Mrs. Huasha is different. She usually has the disposition of a child, but she did not expect to be so creepy when angry. This contrast between before and after is the most terrifying.
The young master had a normal expression, "Otherwise, what do you think, the mother is no less angry than the father. You just wait and see the good show, and the two of them will definitely be in trouble now."
Hearing the schadenfreude in the young master's last sentence, Ye Dongli was a little puzzled, "Have you ever made her angry?"
The young master shook his head, "Of course not. Mother seldom loses her temper. I only saw her twice, both because of the father. But in the end, it was the father who took the initiative to apologize and they reconciled."
"He'll apologize too, madame?"
Imagining that scene, Ye Dongli couldn't help chuckling.Mozun apologized to Mrs. Huasha, just like a father coaxing his daughter who is making trouble.
The young master stared intently at the good show over there, but didn't notice Ye Dongli's weird smile.
"Of course I will. If you make a mistake, you have to apologize. People are not sages and sages, and men have to take the initiative to give way to women. In the future, when I marry a princess, I will definitely spoil her like a father and king spoils his mother."
Mrs. Warsaw drew a stinky face for each of the two princesses. Although the painting was very abstract, it was barely recognizable as a dog face with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.
"Don't you like to say that your younger brother is a dog? Since your younger brother is a dog, then you must be a dog as an older sister. Since you like dogs so much, then you will be dogs now."
Mrs. Warsaw looked at the two of them, each of them was as frost-beaten as an eggplant, and their heads were drooping.He squatted down and rubbed the foreheads of the two with the brush in his hand.
"It's a dog that barks. Why don't you bark? Bark! Didn't you bark very loudly just now? Why are you dumb when it's time to bark? Are they all dumb dogs?"
The second princess was pressed to the ground and knelt for a long time, her knees were worn out, and there were blood stains on her skirt, she had long since lost the arrogance of bullying Ye Dongli just now.Now being yelled at by Mrs. Warsaw, she was so frightened that she quickly barked.
The eldest princess bit her lower lip and stared at Mrs. Huasha: "You vicious woman, I'm going to tell my father!"
It's okay not to mention the demon king, but Mrs. Huasha laughed when she mentioned the other party.
"Okay, then go and sue, and tell him how you bullied your younger brother by the way, and see if he will slap you like I did just now."
The eldest princess was speechless, but still stubbornly refused to bark like a dog. Looking at the crying and barking younger sister, the eldest princess felt that she had no face to stay in the magic palace anymore.
But things are not over yet.
Mrs. Huasha reached out and touched the head of the second princess, "This is a good dog, it barks well, good boy, lie down and rest."
Then he turned to the eldest princess, "Since you want to be a dumb dog, that's fine. Don't bark if you don't bark, but it's okay to crawl around twice without breaking your legs, right?"
After speaking, under the terrified gaze of the Eldest Princess, she kicked her on the shoulder. The Eldest Princess exclaimed, and immediately fell to the ground on all fours.
"I'm talking about climbing, who told you to lie down and rest."
Seeing her not moving for a long time, Mrs. Huasha knelt down and touched the eldest princess's hair, and said softly, "You have to be as good as your sister, otherwise disobedient dogs will be put on a leash and dragged on the ground. While dragging and beating with sticks. After all, good dogs come out of sticks, and Rong'er doesn't want to do that, right?"
Seeing that the servants really brought the noose and stick, the eldest princess buried her face on the ground, sobbed softly and got up, and the crying didn't stop until she climbed out of the garden and out of everyone's sight.
But no one will reciprocate sympathy at all, if you do many injustices, you will kill yourself. This sentence is perfect for the eldest princess.
On the way home with Ye Dongli and the young master, Mrs. Huasha's shoulders kept shaking. Ye Dongli watched from behind and hugged her shoulders.
"Mother."
Mrs. Hua Sha patted the back of his hand, and smiled a little forcedly: "Mother is so fierce, is Li Li scared?"
"How come, I like mother the most."
Mrs. Hua Sha smiled, and reached out to touch Ye Dongli's bumpy cheek, with resentment in her eyes.
"Lili, why don't we go get a new face. I heard that there is a kind of Gu called Yan Mu in Zuo Hufa. After devouring carrion, it can grow new muscles and bones. It only takes three days for the face to recover like an ordinary person. Is it okay, Lili?"
Ye Dongli felt Mrs. Hua Sha's fingertips gently brushing across his face, because his face was almost covered with thick and hard scars and dead flesh, so his consciousness was already very weak.
He pressed the weak and boneless hand on his face, and nodded, "Mother thinks as much as I want."
So that night, Ye Dongli was called to the front of the hall by Mozun, waiting for Zuo Hufa to change his face.The young master also went with him, looking at the Gu worms that were about to move in the box, he acted more anxious than Ye Dongli.
"Is it really possible? Your face is enough for that, but don't..."
Before the young master finished speaking, a fluttering figure in white came out from behind the screen and interrupted: "Your Highness, don't you believe that these Gu worms don't believe in your minister?"
"Uncle Zuo Hufa!"
The left protector is different from the right protector who is elusive. He is dressed in white every day, with jade hairpins tied up in his hair. He is dressed like an immortal monk, especially with his gentle and elegant appearance. Tianjie would not have any sense of disobedience if he went to be an undercover agent, he really looked like a decent person.
But the things he usually messes around are all crooked ways, either raising Gu worms or practicing witchcraft, and practicing poison at every turn. It seems that if he doesn't do anything for a day, he will be sorry for his status as the left guardian of the demon clan. I dare not approach easily even if I have a good impression.
The ones who are usually on the left and right are either the Demon Lord or the Right Protector, and other people want to get close to him, but they are also ruthless.
He put the stack of portraits in his hand in front of Ye Dongli, "I don't know what type of face His Highness Dongli likes, I just drew a few sketches, if you don't value it, His Highness will mention it later."
The Mozun next to him looked at the pile of portraits, and couldn't help shaking his head and laughing: "I drew dozens of them hastily, and I'm waiting for you here for a cup of tea. Yu He's painting skills are really getting better and better." Improved."
"Your Majesty has given a prize."
Guardian Zuo stretched out his hand to tease the Gu worms in the box, as if it didn't seem too much like answering the demon's words.
Mozun seemed to know the other party's temper well, so he turned his eyes to Ye Dongli who was looking at the portrait, and suddenly said: "It's only been three days since I let Huasha accept you, and she can come to me personally to change your face. It’s not easy to get her to pay attention to this.”
The young master next to him heard the hand tightening his clothes, and secretly glanced at Ye Dongli beside him, only to see him with a light smile on his face.
"My father's words are wrong. My mother treats me well because she has a pure heart. Even if the person pushed into her house is not me, she will treat each other with tenderness. What do you think?"
Mozun looked at him and chuckled lightly, as if he really had such an expression.
He misunderstood what he said just now, "You should take a good look at these portraits, after all, this face will follow you for the rest of your life."
"What the father said is very true, the minister there must read it carefully."
Ye Dongli said that, but his behavior was completely opposite. The portrait in his hand was flipping through, just like flipping through a comic book.
The young master saw that he was going to draw a random picture, so he quickly grabbed it to help him read it together, and finally picked out a clean and handsome face and pushed it to Ye Dongli, "You look good at this one."
The main reason is that this face has bright eyes and white teeth, and those eyes are somewhat similar to Ye Dongli's own eyes. It would not be too strange to change to this face.
Ye Dongli looked at that face but shook his head, "Only you can pick out this kind of one."
At first glance, he looked like a righteous young man.
The young master was dissatisfied, and took that portrait to compare with others, "I didn't pick a good one, it's obviously the best one here. Look at these yin and yang men, whether they are male or female, how can I choose the masculine one?" !"
The two of you were very excited to argue with each other, but the Mozun next to him suddenly reprimanded the young master: "This is your brother's business, what are you talking about. Let him choose."
"Oh." The young master sat on the side sullenly, not daring to speak anymore.
However, Ye Dongli changed his disgusted attitude just now, and handed the portrait chosen by the young master to Guardian Zuo, "Just this one."
Guardian Zuo brushed off the Gu worms on his fingertips, looked at the portrait and smiled slightly, "Why did you pick this one?"
"It's fine if you like it freely, after all, it's not me but him that I often see this face."
……
After three days, the gauze was removed, and I have to say that Zuo Hufa's craftsmanship is really good, at least it is smoother than before, just like a freshly peeled egg.
What was more surprising than Ye Dongli was the young master and Mrs. Hua Sha, who surrounded him almost from morning to night. Touching and touching, Ye Dongli felt that his skin had been worn thin.
Later, he couldn't help himself to look in the mirror, and it really looked so strange.
The young master poked his head out from behind his shoulders on tiptoes, and touched his face casually, "Did you suddenly become prettier and you're so excited that you can't calm down?"
Ye Dongli turned his neck in front of the mirror, looked at the cheeks on both sides and sneered: "Is it a bit strange whether I am excited or not."
"strangeness?"
The young master looked at his face and nodded hissingly, "It seems a little strange, probably because I'm used to seeing you before, but now I suddenly have a face that doesn't suit me. Maybe it won't be strange after a while. But... ..."
He walked to the front, leaned on Ye Dongli's shoulders and sighed regretfully, "I really want to know what you looked like."
"Are you curious?"
"Of course I'm curious."
The young master looked at him eagerly, thinking that the other party would tell him what he was like before, but Ye Dongli smiled maliciously, and pinched his cheeks: "Then you will be curious for the rest of your life."
"..."
After Ye Dongli changed his face, he no longer needed to shuttle around in the magic palace with a bronze iron mask. I don't know if it was affected by this face. Those who bullied him before basically lost the interest in bullying him again. When you saw him, you passed by as if you couldn't see him.
That's fine, he's happy to be quiet.Staying at home every day, besides helping Mrs. Huasha with some odd jobs, just waiting for the young master to come back from school to eat and sleep.Unexpectedly, within a few days of such a leisurely life, Mozun would also send him to the Right Protector to attend class.
After knowing the news, the young master had fun all night, and let him stay at home every day to eat and wait to die. Now he has to wake up early and go to class late at night with him.
Unexpectedly, Ye Dongli was still too idle after class. Those exhausting homework were like playing to him.
In archery, qi training, and kung fu classes, Ye Dongli still looked like a fool in the first half of the class, but in the second half of the class, he could turn decay into magic, and the accuracy of the completion made even the always strict right protector feel ashamed. Nothing to say.
However, the tricks that he can get are things that others can't learn no matter what. He only regrets that he didn't develop the same smart brain.
As for ancient history, classics, grammar, etc., he doesn't study at all. He hides under the table in class and then goes to sleep. After school, he doesn't even do homework. Throw it on the desk, and people don't know where to go.
The young master wrote the copybook bitterly, his hands ached. Looking at the empty stool next to him, he threw down the brush and got up and ran out, upset.
Walking out of the door of the study, I saw Ye Dongli got a jade flute from somewhere, and it was whining under the wall, and Mrs. Huasha next to her raised her hands and danced to the sound of the flute.
How should I put it, the flute played so loudly and intermittently that it was almost impossible to distinguish Gong Shangjiao Zhengyu, it was worse than a crow singing.As for the dancer, his limbs were stiff, his hands and feet were the same, his movements were incoherent, and he basically jumped wherever he thought of, which was indistinguishable from the mass graves who faked corpses.
Seeing the young master standing on the stone steps and watching, Mrs. Huasha quickly waved her hands, "Come on! Your father's birthday is coming soon. When the time comes, I will play the flute. I will dance, or I will sing a song." Let's celebrate his birthday together."
"I do not want it!"
The young master immediately refused. Every time the father is born, the entire Demon Palace will hold a big banquet, and many people will come to celebrate the birthday together. If he really goes on stage with these two people to perform this, then it will definitely be embarrassing.He doesn't want it.
Seeing the young master turn his head and leave, Mrs. Huasha stopped where she was, her shoulders drooping sadly.
"How did Juju leave? Is it because I can't jump the fence?"
Ye Dongli stopped playing, and with a twist of his wrist, he put the jade flute in his waist, "Mother danced wonderfully, probably because I didn't play well and my younger brother disliked it. When I go back, I will practice more and play more beautifully, brother." agree to come with us."
Mrs. Hua Sha's eyes lit up, she nodded, she thought to herself, why is it that she can't dance well, even Mozun said that her dancing posture is unmatched by anyone in the Six Realms.
She patted Ye Dongli on the shoulder, "You have to work harder, Lili, we have to impress Juju."
"Ah."
Ye Dongli practiced under the eaves for a while, and it seemed that he still played very badly.Seeing the crow falling from the wall to the ground, Ye Dongli silently took the jade flute.When he went back, he saw the young master packing up his things and planning to leave the study, Ye Dongli rushed to stop him.
"Have you finished your homework?"
"Nonsense." The young master yawned sleepily, "I'm going to sleep after I'm done, you can stay here and do it slowly."
Ye Dongli clung to his arm tightly, and the words he said were even more astonishing.
"Wuzhi, can you also do your brother's homework?"
The young master looked at him and widened his sleepy eyes instantly, "You still ask me if I can? Of course it's impossible! Why should I help you with your homework!"
Ye Dongli knew that he would definitely refuse, so he was not in a hurry, he just pulled him to the chair first, and poured a cup of tea like a dog.
The young master knew that there must be no good water in his stomach, so he pushed the teacup away, "I won't drink it."
"Don't be angry, my request is really unreasonable."
"You know that too." Shan.And 彡Xi.
The young master gave him a blank look. Among the other princes, younger brothers don’t know how to do homework. My older brother taught me how to write. It’s good for him. If I become an older brother, I’ll let my younger brother help me with my homework. Why doesn’t he just go to the hall with a pen and paper? I asked my father to write to him.
No matter how thick the skin is, there must be a limit.
Ye Dongli spread out his copybooks of ghostly symbols, and said aggrievedly: "It's not that I don't want to write, but I really have more energy than I have. I am two years older than you, but you have been reading since you were six years old, and I have been reading since you were 15." You only started reading at the age of [-]. You have read seven more years than me, and this level cannot be generalized at all, don’t you think?”
The young master looked at Ye Dongli's face that was getting closer and closer to him, and felt more and more uneasy.
Generally, when this happens, nothing good will happen next.
But he still jumped into the trap uncontrollably, "What do you want to say?"
Ye Dongli chuckled, accompanied by the faint light in his eyes, which was indescribably bright.Looking at the young master, his heart was pounding.
"So this work should be done step by step. It is too difficult for me, an illiterate person, to write this kind of article as soon as I come up. Why don't you help me do it for me first, and when my brother learns it later, I will do all your homework." I can write it for you. How about it?"
"Who asked you to write it for me! Do you think everyone is as shameless as you?"
The young master looked at the ghostly symbols on Ye Dongli's paper, but he couldn't see them.If the article is written like this, Protector You will definitely give him a slap, otherwise he will take his place first, and then urge him to listen carefully in class later.
Alas, he was so sleepy and had to help others with their homework, what a miserable life he was.
"Only this time, next time you kneel on the ground, I won't let you either."
"Thank you Wuzhi!"
The young master rubbed his eyes, which were about to close, and picked up the pen again, only to find that Ye Dongli ran out of the study in a flash, and disappeared after a few steps. When the young master finally finished their homework, it was almost noon.After washing up in a hurry, he hurried back to the bedroom, only to find that Ye Dongli was lying on his bed and sleeping soundly, with snot bubbles coming out of his nose.
Standing at the bedside, the young master wished he could stretch out his hand and strangle him to death. After staying up midnight to do his homework, he fell asleep with peace of mind?
Outrageous!
He walked over to the table, intending to pour a cup of cold tea to wake up the heartless guy, but found a bouquet of snow-white fragrant flowers beside the table.It was the kind that Ye Dongli conjured up for his mother before.
The young master put down the teapot, turned his head to look at Ye Dongli who was still sleeping soundly, carefully picked up the bouquet of flowers, put them under the tip of his nose and smelled them, and was immediately intoxicated by the fragrance of the flowers.
This is a real flower. Although it is not as beautiful as seen in the painting, it is very fragrant.
Blossoming small flowers spread out on the tender green vines, with light yellow stamens wrapped in the center, like a shy little girl.It's a pity that the life of flowers is very short. It would be nice if they could bloom often and be undefeated.
He selected a few larger ones from the small flowers and sealed them in the book, and put the rest in the water bowl, hoping that they would still be able to stretch their branches and leaves tomorrow.
The young master looked at Hua, and then at the kettle next to him, thinking that I will forgive you this time only for Hua's sake.
He was just about to put the flowers on the corner of the table near the fire when he heard Ye Dongli talking in his sleep suddenly on the bed, "Unrestrained..."
The young master immediately pricked up his ears when he heard his name, but after waiting for a long time, there was no more words.He sighed, this guy talks half of his sleep, he is really a natural trickster.
Just as she was about to get up and lie down on another bed, she heard a voice behind her suddenly.
"You still kill me."
Chapter 51 Ye Dongli was a little dazed when he woke up, because he found that there was an extra person on his bed, or in other words, an extra brat who woke him up by pinching his nose early in the morning.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
He tore off the young master's hand, and saw that the other party was still staring at him, with a sullen face similar to that of the Demon Lord, with an indescribably scary expression.
"Did you dream about me last night?"
The young master knelt on the edge of the bed, and he didn't know how long he had been staring at him in this position.
Ye Dongli shook his head, with a very calm expression, "No, I see you in class during the day, see you at home at night, and dream of you even in my dreams. How much do you think I like you?"
He snorted and was about to get out of bed after putting on his boots, but the young master stretched out his leg and kicked his boots far away.
He yelled angrily: "You lie, you liar! I heard all the things you said in your sleep last night. You called me by my name, and you said let me kill you. What do you mean! What do I say to my mother? Treating you badly, forcing you to say such things, you say it!"
Ye Dongli originally had a helpless smile on his mouth that the child had started to make trouble again, but after hearing the young master's yelling, his expression froze suddenly, and he looked up at the other party.
"You heard everything?"
The young master hugged his shoulders and snorted.
Ye Dongli sighed and hugged his head, stroking his unruly hair into a mess of grass, wishing he could just put a rag on his mouth before going to bed.
This broken mouth leaks air even after sleeping.
The young master sat down next to him, and looked at him sideways, "It's useless to sigh. Tell me, how can we be sorry for you?"
"It really has nothing to do with you guys. That dream is just Zhou Gong's joke, don't take it to heart."
Ye Dongli said it lightly, but the young master didn't believe it.It is said that he thinks day by day and dreams at night, and he can say such things in his dreams, it must not be groundless.
Besides, neither he nor Mrs. Huasha are very scheming people, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can tell it to the public, if you have to vent it in the dead of night alone in your dreams, the young master didn't fall asleep the whole night after listening to it.
Just ask, your brother dreams of you killing him most of the night, but anyone with a heart will find it difficult to calm down.What's more, he has always regarded Ye Dongli as a close relative, so it feels like he has been betrayed. If his eyes were not dry from sleepiness last night, he might have cried in anger.
The young master on this side is relentless, and Ye Dongli on the other side doesn't want to let go.He has always been articulate, but now he can't find any other excuses except sighing.
"That dream is really absurd, even if you explain it, you can't explain it. Why don't you just treat it like I'm talking nonsense and forget about it. I think it's getting late, so I'd better pack up and go to class."
Ye Dongli got up to leave, the young master took out the homework for him last night from his sleeve, and shook in front of him.
"I used to yell at your ears three times and you were dawdling, but today you are so active. Well, if you want to go, you can go, and then this homework will turn into shreds of paper and fly out of the window."
After speaking, the index fingers and thumbs of the left and right hands pressed on a few sheets of thin paper and were about to be torn, Ye Dongli rushed over to stop them.
"Don't, don't, let's talk about things between brothers, don't hurt your friendship."
He pressed the young master's hand and laughed, but that smile looked like crying.
Ye Dongli thought for a long time, and told the young master about the dream he had last night. As expected, the young master felt that his ears were going to be deaf after hearing it.
"You dream that I want to marry you by force? If you don't want to, just hand over the knife and tell me to kill you?"
Ye Dongli gathered up the messy hair at random, and tied it up again with cloth strips.Seeing the young master's expression of shame and indignation, the corners of his mouth couldn't help trembling.
"That's right, that's why I said that this dream is very absurd. It doesn't matter if you don't listen to it. You are too curious to ask me to say it."
The young master beat the head of the bed bitterly, looking at Ye Dongli with disgust, "It's ridiculous! You and I are both men, how could I force you to marry me?"
"Then how do I know, I told you the truth in the dream, you just want to marry by force. Later, my father refused to let me, he said that I was raised by him, and if I want to marry, it's because he can't marry you."
Ye Dongli was full of nonsense, his face was neither red nor pale when he said such shameful words, the young master was sitting on the bed, trembling all over.
He stared at Ye Dongli with his mouth open for a long time, wanting to yell at him, but after searching his stomach for a long time, he could only choke out one sentence: "You're out of your mind!"
Later, Ye Dongli discovered that the young master would no longer pounce on him and hug him for no reason, and would even stay away from him when he took a bath and changed his clothes.Those eyes were like avoiding snakes and scorpions, but he was very excited, and he leaned over to blow his neck and pinch his ears every now and then, scaring the latter so that his hairs stood on end, like a little hamster licked by a snake, that was very interesting.
……
On the same day, they took the archery class taught by the right protector himself. They tried it one by one. Except for Ye Dongli, who was against the sky as always, the results of the others' trials were not satisfactory. Everyone carried a sack full of sand and gravel to Zamabu.
With a sack about the size of his body being carried on his shoulders, the young master gasped for a moment. Normally, it would be very difficult for him to take this kind of physical fitness class. In addition, he stayed up late last night to do homework for him and Ye Dongli. The spirit was even more depressed. Just now, the archery didn't even aim at the target, and it shot directly at the wall behind, and was laughed out loud by the other brothers.
What annoyed him the most was that Ye Dongli laughed the loudest among those people.
The young master looked at the slumbering culprit and swore secretly that if he helped Ye Dongli with his homework in the future, he would be a pig!
Because his performance was the worst, the right protector also took extra care of him and gave him the biggest sandbag.The young master gritted his teeth and persisted for half a stick of incense, his feet were already wobbling, at this time the right guardian passed behind him with a ruler, and punished anyone whose feet were unstable.
The young master was so frightened that his forehead was sweating, and the more he wanted to use his dantian to raise Qi to stabilize his lower body, the more he felt dizzy due to the lack of energy and blood. Amidst the wailing of his brothers, the figure of the right guardian had already walked behind him.
At this moment, someone suddenly threw the sack on his back on the ground and made a loud bang.
"Master, what's the point of always training on motionless targets, otherwise we'll train some living creatures."
Everyone cast their gazes at Ye Dongli who had spoken just now.
Protector You also walked up to Ye Dongli from behind the young master, his face under the cloak was gloomy.
"I don't know what living creature His Highness wants to train."
Ye Dongli took a look, and when he caught sight of those princes, everyone turned their eyes away in fear, for fear that he would point at himself and say that he would be a target.
Only the young master looked at him worriedly, and asked with his mouth: What the hell are you doing!
Ye Dongli lowered his eyes with a chuckle, picked up a stone on the ground and weighed it, "The living thing is too pretentious, I think it will die if you shoot it. Let's use a stone, because the arrow is hard enough."
He picked up a few stones at random, blew off the dust on them and handed them to the right protector, "Later, master throws it casually, I will shoot wherever you throw it, and I will lose if the stone hits the ground, how about it?"
Seeing his arrogance, the princes next to him all whispered, "Tch, it's just shooting a stone, there's nothing to show off."
But Ye Dongli lowered his head and tore off a rag from his cuff to cover his eyes, tied his hair behind his head, and fumbled to pick up the bow and arrow.
"Please, Master."
Now, the people who had been biting the bullet and mocked him just now didn't dare to say anything, and they wanted to shoot the flying stone blindfolded!Not to mention Ye Dongli, even if Guardian Right went into battle in person, he wouldn't dare to try so easily.
If you want to hit a target, you must not only have excellent archery skills, but also have amazing hearing skills.This stone is so small that the sound of friction in the air is almost inaudible. It would be fine if it was thrown higher, but if it is not thrown high, I am afraid that the sound of the stone falling to the ground will be heard before I can hear the direction of the stone.
In their view, Ye Dongli's desire to challenge this is undoubtedly beyond his control.
The protector on the right looked at the three stones in his hand, and then at Ye Dongli who was calm and composed on the opposite side, mobilized his internal strength, and suddenly threw the three stones into the air together.
Hearing the whizzing sound flashing past his head, Ye Dongli raised the corners of his mouth and raised the bow and arrow above his head. It seemed that experts like to be surprised.
When the longbow was fully drawn and three arrows were fired, one after another sound of breaking and exploding in the air was heard. When everyone looked up, they felt that lime had been sprinkled all over their faces, and their eyes could hardly be opened.
Ye Dongli put down his bow and arrow, and without tearing off the cloth strip on his face, he turned to the direction of the right guardian and tilted his head, meaning that if there is any other trick, just let the horse come.
Everyone thought that Protector You would be furious at Ye Dongli's arrogant attitude, but then, under the eyes of everyone, Protector You, who had always been unsmiling, curled the corners of his mouth at Ye Dongli. Some... kindness?It made all the onlookers shudder.
Dongli was too scary that night, he was able to make Guardian You laugh out of anger!
The right protector tore off a piece of blood-red ring-shaped jade from his waist. The surface was smooth and unmarked, without a trace of carved lines, except for a hollow in the center that was as thick as a little finger.It is like a piece of unpolished jade that has never been polished since it was unearthed.
This is a priceless treasure at first glance, but the right protector raised his hand and threw it into the air. Ye Dongli, who had not hesitated to make a move just now, suddenly froze in place while holding the bow.
The young master secretly screamed, this jade is no better than those stones, it will be broken into powder when shot, if the jade is shot, it will definitely break into pieces and fall down, according to the regulations that Ye Dongli himself said just now, if it is a stone If he falls to the ground, he will lose, that is to say, Ye Dongli will lose whether Yu Jue hits the target or not.
Yu Jue spun around in the sky for a long time, glowing with a bright blood-colored halo, and seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Ye Dongli slowly raised his long bow, only pulled half of it down, and shot straight at Yu Jue.
With a whoosh, the arrow brushed past the edge of Yujue, turning Yujue upside down, and the princes who were waiting to watch the show laughed loudly.
"Throwing stones and being blindfolded, I thought it was so powerful, but it turned out to be nothing more than that."
The young master frowned as he watched Yu Jue getting closer to the ground.
Ye Dongli, however, breathed a sigh of relief, took a shorter arrow from the quiver, and aimed it at the south.The moment Yu Jue passed by, an arrow pierced through the air and just penetrated the hole in the middle of Yu Jue and nailed it to the southern wall.
Everyone was amazed.
Ye Dongli tore off the cloth strips from his face, went to the wall and pulled out the arrow stuck in Yujue, and handed it to the right guardian.
"How master?"
Guardian Right looked at the intact Yu Jue in Ye Dongli's hand, and nodded, "From now on, I have nothing to teach Your Highness."
He tied the jade around Ye Dongli's waist, and looked at his unruly smile: "This is the last thing I can leave to His Highness, it's just a thought."
The other princes looked enviously at Yu Jue on Ye Dongli's waist, and after school, they all gathered around him to ask him for advice on how to learn archery, completely forgetting their cynical attitude just now.
Ye Dongli is not a polite person, he turned everyone back with one sentence.
"Just kidding! How can I tell you that if you want to teach me, you will also teach my brother to be free."
Just like that, Ye Dongli left the archery field with his arms around the young master's shoulders. After disappearing from everyone's sight, the young master bumped him with his shoulder.
"You really want to teach me?"
"Of course it's false. I've already said the method, throwing you into the swamp and throwing stones every day. If you really train you like that, the Demon Lord knows that he must chop me up."
The young master pouted unhappily, "Big liar, you and I just don't want to teach me!"
After speaking, he tore off Ye Dongli's hand on his shoulder, and walked forward alone, leaving Ye Dongli far behind.
After a while, footsteps caught up behind him.
"Do you really want to be number one? In fact, being number one is not good. Isn't there a saying that Mu Xiuyu will be destroyed by Lin Feng, and being too good is not necessarily a good thing."
The young master snorted, "It's not a good thing, then why are you showing off in front of everyone?
There are no less than hundreds of concubines in Mozun's harem, and the only one who may be called his wife is Warsaw.
What do you mean madam?In the human world, it is equivalent to the first wife that the media is currently marrying, and those side concubines and concubines are beyond the reach of those concubines.It is rumored that the reason why the demon king has not established a queen for tens of thousands of years is because Mrs. Huasha refused to take charge of the harem.
Although I don't know the reason for this, but the hearts of the people in the magic palace are like a mirror, Mrs. Hua Sha must never be offended.So even though they are from the princess' mansion, they have to obey Warsaw at this moment.
The blood of the Black Crow Beast was brought, and when the lid on it was opened, an unpleasant stench wafted out, and a cloud of black gas visible to the naked eye diffused in the air, which was more stinky than the toilet in summer.
Seeing Mrs. Huasha's brush stained with the blood of the black crow beast, walking towards them step by step, the two princesses couldn't help but shudder.
"what are you going to do?"
Mrs. Huasha stood in front of the two of them, holding a brush and smiling, "Didn't you say that my fence is a dog or an ugly monster? I'll let you see what a real dog and an ugly monster are." The two magic soldiers next to them glanced, "Hold them down for me."
"Ah, let me go! I am your master, are you crazy slaves!"
The eldest princess was so frightened that her face turned pale, but she could barely hold herself, while the second princess had long since yelled out of shame.
The two princesses who were pinned to the ground could only watch Mrs. Warsaw paint pictures on their faces with the stinky thing. Seeing that the servants all looked like they wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh. The princess's eyes were red, and she stared at Ye Dongli with grief and indignation, as if it was not Mrs. Huasha who humiliated herself now, but him.
Ye Dongli ignored her at all, he stood aside with the young master, looked at Mrs. Huasha's back and whispered: "Ma'am, she used to be like this?"
After all, Demon Lord himself is a very serious person, and it seems understandable to be stricter when he is angry, but Mrs. Huasha is different. She usually has the disposition of a child, but she did not expect to be so creepy when angry. This contrast between before and after is the most terrifying.
The young master had a normal expression, "Otherwise, what do you think, the mother is no less angry than the father. You just wait and see the good show, and the two of them will definitely be in trouble now."
Hearing the schadenfreude in the young master's last sentence, Ye Dongli was a little puzzled, "Have you ever made her angry?"
The young master shook his head, "Of course not. Mother seldom loses her temper. I only saw her twice, both because of the father. But in the end, it was the father who took the initiative to apologize and they reconciled."
"He'll apologize too, madame?"
Imagining that scene, Ye Dongli couldn't help chuckling.Mozun apologized to Mrs. Huasha, just like a father coaxing his daughter who is making trouble.
The young master stared intently at the good show over there, but didn't notice Ye Dongli's weird smile.
"Of course I will. If you make a mistake, you have to apologize. People are not sages and sages, and men have to take the initiative to give way to women. In the future, when I marry a princess, I will definitely spoil her like a father and king spoils his mother."
Mrs. Warsaw drew a stinky face for each of the two princesses. Although the painting was very abstract, it was barely recognizable as a dog face with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.
"Don't you like to say that your younger brother is a dog? Since your younger brother is a dog, then you must be a dog as an older sister. Since you like dogs so much, then you will be dogs now."
Mrs. Warsaw looked at the two of them, each of them was as frost-beaten as an eggplant, and their heads were drooping.He squatted down and rubbed the foreheads of the two with the brush in his hand.
"It's a dog that barks. Why don't you bark? Bark! Didn't you bark very loudly just now? Why are you dumb when it's time to bark? Are they all dumb dogs?"
The second princess was pressed to the ground and knelt for a long time, her knees were worn out, and there were blood stains on her skirt, she had long since lost the arrogance of bullying Ye Dongli just now.Now being yelled at by Mrs. Warsaw, she was so frightened that she quickly barked.
The eldest princess bit her lower lip and stared at Mrs. Huasha: "You vicious woman, I'm going to tell my father!"
It's okay not to mention the demon king, but Mrs. Huasha laughed when she mentioned the other party.
"Okay, then go and sue, and tell him how you bullied your younger brother by the way, and see if he will slap you like I did just now."
The eldest princess was speechless, but still stubbornly refused to bark like a dog. Looking at the crying and barking younger sister, the eldest princess felt that she had no face to stay in the magic palace anymore.
But things are not over yet.
Mrs. Huasha reached out and touched the head of the second princess, "This is a good dog, it barks well, good boy, lie down and rest."
Then he turned to the eldest princess, "Since you want to be a dumb dog, that's fine. Don't bark if you don't bark, but it's okay to crawl around twice without breaking your legs, right?"
After speaking, under the terrified gaze of the Eldest Princess, she kicked her on the shoulder. The Eldest Princess exclaimed, and immediately fell to the ground on all fours.
"I'm talking about climbing, who told you to lie down and rest."
Seeing her not moving for a long time, Mrs. Huasha knelt down and touched the eldest princess's hair, and said softly, "You have to be as good as your sister, otherwise disobedient dogs will be put on a leash and dragged on the ground. While dragging and beating with sticks. After all, good dogs come out of sticks, and Rong'er doesn't want to do that, right?"
Seeing that the servants really brought the noose and stick, the eldest princess buried her face on the ground, sobbed softly and got up, and the crying didn't stop until she climbed out of the garden and out of everyone's sight.
But no one will reciprocate sympathy at all, if you do many injustices, you will kill yourself. This sentence is perfect for the eldest princess.
On the way home with Ye Dongli and the young master, Mrs. Huasha's shoulders kept shaking. Ye Dongli watched from behind and hugged her shoulders.
"Mother."
Mrs. Hua Sha patted the back of his hand, and smiled a little forcedly: "Mother is so fierce, is Li Li scared?"
"How come, I like mother the most."
Mrs. Hua Sha smiled, and reached out to touch Ye Dongli's bumpy cheek, with resentment in her eyes.
"Lili, why don't we go get a new face. I heard that there is a kind of Gu called Yan Mu in Zuo Hufa. After devouring carrion, it can grow new muscles and bones. It only takes three days for the face to recover like an ordinary person. Is it okay, Lili?"
Ye Dongli felt Mrs. Hua Sha's fingertips gently brushing across his face, because his face was almost covered with thick and hard scars and dead flesh, so his consciousness was already very weak.
He pressed the weak and boneless hand on his face, and nodded, "Mother thinks as much as I want."
So that night, Ye Dongli was called to the front of the hall by Mozun, waiting for Zuo Hufa to change his face.The young master also went with him, looking at the Gu worms that were about to move in the box, he acted more anxious than Ye Dongli.
"Is it really possible? Your face is enough for that, but don't..."
Before the young master finished speaking, a fluttering figure in white came out from behind the screen and interrupted: "Your Highness, don't you believe that these Gu worms don't believe in your minister?"
"Uncle Zuo Hufa!"
The left protector is different from the right protector who is elusive. He is dressed in white every day, with jade hairpins tied up in his hair. He is dressed like an immortal monk, especially with his gentle and elegant appearance. Tianjie would not have any sense of disobedience if he went to be an undercover agent, he really looked like a decent person.
But the things he usually messes around are all crooked ways, either raising Gu worms or practicing witchcraft, and practicing poison at every turn. It seems that if he doesn't do anything for a day, he will be sorry for his status as the left guardian of the demon clan. I dare not approach easily even if I have a good impression.
The ones who are usually on the left and right are either the Demon Lord or the Right Protector, and other people want to get close to him, but they are also ruthless.
He put the stack of portraits in his hand in front of Ye Dongli, "I don't know what type of face His Highness Dongli likes, I just drew a few sketches, if you don't value it, His Highness will mention it later."
The Mozun next to him looked at the pile of portraits, and couldn't help shaking his head and laughing: "I drew dozens of them hastily, and I'm waiting for you here for a cup of tea. Yu He's painting skills are really getting better and better." Improved."
"Your Majesty has given a prize."
Guardian Zuo stretched out his hand to tease the Gu worms in the box, as if it didn't seem too much like answering the demon's words.
Mozun seemed to know the other party's temper well, so he turned his eyes to Ye Dongli who was looking at the portrait, and suddenly said: "It's only been three days since I let Huasha accept you, and she can come to me personally to change your face. It’s not easy to get her to pay attention to this.”
The young master next to him heard the hand tightening his clothes, and secretly glanced at Ye Dongli beside him, only to see him with a light smile on his face.
"My father's words are wrong. My mother treats me well because she has a pure heart. Even if the person pushed into her house is not me, she will treat each other with tenderness. What do you think?"
Mozun looked at him and chuckled lightly, as if he really had such an expression.
He misunderstood what he said just now, "You should take a good look at these portraits, after all, this face will follow you for the rest of your life."
"What the father said is very true, the minister there must read it carefully."
Ye Dongli said that, but his behavior was completely opposite. The portrait in his hand was flipping through, just like flipping through a comic book.
The young master saw that he was going to draw a random picture, so he quickly grabbed it to help him read it together, and finally picked out a clean and handsome face and pushed it to Ye Dongli, "You look good at this one."
The main reason is that this face has bright eyes and white teeth, and those eyes are somewhat similar to Ye Dongli's own eyes. It would not be too strange to change to this face.
Ye Dongli looked at that face but shook his head, "Only you can pick out this kind of one."
At first glance, he looked like a righteous young man.
The young master was dissatisfied, and took that portrait to compare with others, "I didn't pick a good one, it's obviously the best one here. Look at these yin and yang men, whether they are male or female, how can I choose the masculine one?" !"
The two of you were very excited to argue with each other, but the Mozun next to him suddenly reprimanded the young master: "This is your brother's business, what are you talking about. Let him choose."
"Oh." The young master sat on the side sullenly, not daring to speak anymore.
However, Ye Dongli changed his disgusted attitude just now, and handed the portrait chosen by the young master to Guardian Zuo, "Just this one."
Guardian Zuo brushed off the Gu worms on his fingertips, looked at the portrait and smiled slightly, "Why did you pick this one?"
"It's fine if you like it freely, after all, it's not me but him that I often see this face."
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After three days, the gauze was removed, and I have to say that Zuo Hufa's craftsmanship is really good, at least it is smoother than before, just like a freshly peeled egg.
What was more surprising than Ye Dongli was the young master and Mrs. Hua Sha, who surrounded him almost from morning to night. Touching and touching, Ye Dongli felt that his skin had been worn thin.
Later, he couldn't help himself to look in the mirror, and it really looked so strange.
The young master poked his head out from behind his shoulders on tiptoes, and touched his face casually, "Did you suddenly become prettier and you're so excited that you can't calm down?"
Ye Dongli turned his neck in front of the mirror, looked at the cheeks on both sides and sneered: "Is it a bit strange whether I am excited or not."
"strangeness?"
The young master looked at his face and nodded hissingly, "It seems a little strange, probably because I'm used to seeing you before, but now I suddenly have a face that doesn't suit me. Maybe it won't be strange after a while. But... ..."
He walked to the front, leaned on Ye Dongli's shoulders and sighed regretfully, "I really want to know what you looked like."
"Are you curious?"
"Of course I'm curious."
The young master looked at him eagerly, thinking that the other party would tell him what he was like before, but Ye Dongli smiled maliciously, and pinched his cheeks: "Then you will be curious for the rest of your life."
"..."
After Ye Dongli changed his face, he no longer needed to shuttle around in the magic palace with a bronze iron mask. I don't know if it was affected by this face. Those who bullied him before basically lost the interest in bullying him again. When you saw him, you passed by as if you couldn't see him.
That's fine, he's happy to be quiet.Staying at home every day, besides helping Mrs. Huasha with some odd jobs, just waiting for the young master to come back from school to eat and sleep.Unexpectedly, within a few days of such a leisurely life, Mozun would also send him to the Right Protector to attend class.
After knowing the news, the young master had fun all night, and let him stay at home every day to eat and wait to die. Now he has to wake up early and go to class late at night with him.
Unexpectedly, Ye Dongli was still too idle after class. Those exhausting homework were like playing to him.
In archery, qi training, and kung fu classes, Ye Dongli still looked like a fool in the first half of the class, but in the second half of the class, he could turn decay into magic, and the accuracy of the completion made even the always strict right protector feel ashamed. Nothing to say.
However, the tricks that he can get are things that others can't learn no matter what. He only regrets that he didn't develop the same smart brain.
As for ancient history, classics, grammar, etc., he doesn't study at all. He hides under the table in class and then goes to sleep. After school, he doesn't even do homework. Throw it on the desk, and people don't know where to go.
The young master wrote the copybook bitterly, his hands ached. Looking at the empty stool next to him, he threw down the brush and got up and ran out, upset.
Walking out of the door of the study, I saw Ye Dongli got a jade flute from somewhere, and it was whining under the wall, and Mrs. Huasha next to her raised her hands and danced to the sound of the flute.
How should I put it, the flute played so loudly and intermittently that it was almost impossible to distinguish Gong Shangjiao Zhengyu, it was worse than a crow singing.As for the dancer, his limbs were stiff, his hands and feet were the same, his movements were incoherent, and he basically jumped wherever he thought of, which was indistinguishable from the mass graves who faked corpses.
Seeing the young master standing on the stone steps and watching, Mrs. Huasha quickly waved her hands, "Come on! Your father's birthday is coming soon. When the time comes, I will play the flute. I will dance, or I will sing a song." Let's celebrate his birthday together."
"I do not want it!"
The young master immediately refused. Every time the father is born, the entire Demon Palace will hold a big banquet, and many people will come to celebrate the birthday together. If he really goes on stage with these two people to perform this, then it will definitely be embarrassing.He doesn't want it.
Seeing the young master turn his head and leave, Mrs. Huasha stopped where she was, her shoulders drooping sadly.
"How did Juju leave? Is it because I can't jump the fence?"
Ye Dongli stopped playing, and with a twist of his wrist, he put the jade flute in his waist, "Mother danced wonderfully, probably because I didn't play well and my younger brother disliked it. When I go back, I will practice more and play more beautifully, brother." agree to come with us."
Mrs. Hua Sha's eyes lit up, she nodded, she thought to herself, why is it that she can't dance well, even Mozun said that her dancing posture is unmatched by anyone in the Six Realms.
She patted Ye Dongli on the shoulder, "You have to work harder, Lili, we have to impress Juju."
"Ah."
Ye Dongli practiced under the eaves for a while, and it seemed that he still played very badly.Seeing the crow falling from the wall to the ground, Ye Dongli silently took the jade flute.When he went back, he saw the young master packing up his things and planning to leave the study, Ye Dongli rushed to stop him.
"Have you finished your homework?"
"Nonsense." The young master yawned sleepily, "I'm going to sleep after I'm done, you can stay here and do it slowly."
Ye Dongli clung to his arm tightly, and the words he said were even more astonishing.
"Wuzhi, can you also do your brother's homework?"
The young master looked at him and widened his sleepy eyes instantly, "You still ask me if I can? Of course it's impossible! Why should I help you with your homework!"
Ye Dongli knew that he would definitely refuse, so he was not in a hurry, he just pulled him to the chair first, and poured a cup of tea like a dog.
The young master knew that there must be no good water in his stomach, so he pushed the teacup away, "I won't drink it."
"Don't be angry, my request is really unreasonable."
"You know that too." Shan.And 彡Xi.
The young master gave him a blank look. Among the other princes, younger brothers don’t know how to do homework. My older brother taught me how to write. It’s good for him. If I become an older brother, I’ll let my younger brother help me with my homework. Why doesn’t he just go to the hall with a pen and paper? I asked my father to write to him.
No matter how thick the skin is, there must be a limit.
Ye Dongli spread out his copybooks of ghostly symbols, and said aggrievedly: "It's not that I don't want to write, but I really have more energy than I have. I am two years older than you, but you have been reading since you were six years old, and I have been reading since you were 15." You only started reading at the age of [-]. You have read seven more years than me, and this level cannot be generalized at all, don’t you think?”
The young master looked at Ye Dongli's face that was getting closer and closer to him, and felt more and more uneasy.
Generally, when this happens, nothing good will happen next.
But he still jumped into the trap uncontrollably, "What do you want to say?"
Ye Dongli chuckled, accompanied by the faint light in his eyes, which was indescribably bright.Looking at the young master, his heart was pounding.
"So this work should be done step by step. It is too difficult for me, an illiterate person, to write this kind of article as soon as I come up. Why don't you help me do it for me first, and when my brother learns it later, I will do all your homework." I can write it for you. How about it?"
"Who asked you to write it for me! Do you think everyone is as shameless as you?"
The young master looked at the ghostly symbols on Ye Dongli's paper, but he couldn't see them.If the article is written like this, Protector You will definitely give him a slap, otherwise he will take his place first, and then urge him to listen carefully in class later.
Alas, he was so sleepy and had to help others with their homework, what a miserable life he was.
"Only this time, next time you kneel on the ground, I won't let you either."
"Thank you Wuzhi!"
The young master rubbed his eyes, which were about to close, and picked up the pen again, only to find that Ye Dongli ran out of the study in a flash, and disappeared after a few steps. When the young master finally finished their homework, it was almost noon.After washing up in a hurry, he hurried back to the bedroom, only to find that Ye Dongli was lying on his bed and sleeping soundly, with snot bubbles coming out of his nose.
Standing at the bedside, the young master wished he could stretch out his hand and strangle him to death. After staying up midnight to do his homework, he fell asleep with peace of mind?
Outrageous!
He walked over to the table, intending to pour a cup of cold tea to wake up the heartless guy, but found a bouquet of snow-white fragrant flowers beside the table.It was the kind that Ye Dongli conjured up for his mother before.
The young master put down the teapot, turned his head to look at Ye Dongli who was still sleeping soundly, carefully picked up the bouquet of flowers, put them under the tip of his nose and smelled them, and was immediately intoxicated by the fragrance of the flowers.
This is a real flower. Although it is not as beautiful as seen in the painting, it is very fragrant.
Blossoming small flowers spread out on the tender green vines, with light yellow stamens wrapped in the center, like a shy little girl.It's a pity that the life of flowers is very short. It would be nice if they could bloom often and be undefeated.
He selected a few larger ones from the small flowers and sealed them in the book, and put the rest in the water bowl, hoping that they would still be able to stretch their branches and leaves tomorrow.
The young master looked at Hua, and then at the kettle next to him, thinking that I will forgive you this time only for Hua's sake.
He was just about to put the flowers on the corner of the table near the fire when he heard Ye Dongli talking in his sleep suddenly on the bed, "Unrestrained..."
The young master immediately pricked up his ears when he heard his name, but after waiting for a long time, there was no more words.He sighed, this guy talks half of his sleep, he is really a natural trickster.
Just as she was about to get up and lie down on another bed, she heard a voice behind her suddenly.
"You still kill me."
Chapter 51 Ye Dongli was a little dazed when he woke up, because he found that there was an extra person on his bed, or in other words, an extra brat who woke him up by pinching his nose early in the morning.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
He tore off the young master's hand, and saw that the other party was still staring at him, with a sullen face similar to that of the Demon Lord, with an indescribably scary expression.
"Did you dream about me last night?"
The young master knelt on the edge of the bed, and he didn't know how long he had been staring at him in this position.
Ye Dongli shook his head, with a very calm expression, "No, I see you in class during the day, see you at home at night, and dream of you even in my dreams. How much do you think I like you?"
He snorted and was about to get out of bed after putting on his boots, but the young master stretched out his leg and kicked his boots far away.
He yelled angrily: "You lie, you liar! I heard all the things you said in your sleep last night. You called me by my name, and you said let me kill you. What do you mean! What do I say to my mother? Treating you badly, forcing you to say such things, you say it!"
Ye Dongli originally had a helpless smile on his mouth that the child had started to make trouble again, but after hearing the young master's yelling, his expression froze suddenly, and he looked up at the other party.
"You heard everything?"
The young master hugged his shoulders and snorted.
Ye Dongli sighed and hugged his head, stroking his unruly hair into a mess of grass, wishing he could just put a rag on his mouth before going to bed.
This broken mouth leaks air even after sleeping.
The young master sat down next to him, and looked at him sideways, "It's useless to sigh. Tell me, how can we be sorry for you?"
"It really has nothing to do with you guys. That dream is just Zhou Gong's joke, don't take it to heart."
Ye Dongli said it lightly, but the young master didn't believe it.It is said that he thinks day by day and dreams at night, and he can say such things in his dreams, it must not be groundless.
Besides, neither he nor Mrs. Huasha are very scheming people, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can tell it to the public, if you have to vent it in the dead of night alone in your dreams, the young master didn't fall asleep the whole night after listening to it.
Just ask, your brother dreams of you killing him most of the night, but anyone with a heart will find it difficult to calm down.What's more, he has always regarded Ye Dongli as a close relative, so it feels like he has been betrayed. If his eyes were not dry from sleepiness last night, he might have cried in anger.
The young master on this side is relentless, and Ye Dongli on the other side doesn't want to let go.He has always been articulate, but now he can't find any other excuses except sighing.
"That dream is really absurd, even if you explain it, you can't explain it. Why don't you just treat it like I'm talking nonsense and forget about it. I think it's getting late, so I'd better pack up and go to class."
Ye Dongli got up to leave, the young master took out the homework for him last night from his sleeve, and shook in front of him.
"I used to yell at your ears three times and you were dawdling, but today you are so active. Well, if you want to go, you can go, and then this homework will turn into shreds of paper and fly out of the window."
After speaking, the index fingers and thumbs of the left and right hands pressed on a few sheets of thin paper and were about to be torn, Ye Dongli rushed over to stop them.
"Don't, don't, let's talk about things between brothers, don't hurt your friendship."
He pressed the young master's hand and laughed, but that smile looked like crying.
Ye Dongli thought for a long time, and told the young master about the dream he had last night. As expected, the young master felt that his ears were going to be deaf after hearing it.
"You dream that I want to marry you by force? If you don't want to, just hand over the knife and tell me to kill you?"
Ye Dongli gathered up the messy hair at random, and tied it up again with cloth strips.Seeing the young master's expression of shame and indignation, the corners of his mouth couldn't help trembling.
"That's right, that's why I said that this dream is very absurd. It doesn't matter if you don't listen to it. You are too curious to ask me to say it."
The young master beat the head of the bed bitterly, looking at Ye Dongli with disgust, "It's ridiculous! You and I are both men, how could I force you to marry me?"
"Then how do I know, I told you the truth in the dream, you just want to marry by force. Later, my father refused to let me, he said that I was raised by him, and if I want to marry, it's because he can't marry you."
Ye Dongli was full of nonsense, his face was neither red nor pale when he said such shameful words, the young master was sitting on the bed, trembling all over.
He stared at Ye Dongli with his mouth open for a long time, wanting to yell at him, but after searching his stomach for a long time, he could only choke out one sentence: "You're out of your mind!"
Later, Ye Dongli discovered that the young master would no longer pounce on him and hug him for no reason, and would even stay away from him when he took a bath and changed his clothes.Those eyes were like avoiding snakes and scorpions, but he was very excited, and he leaned over to blow his neck and pinch his ears every now and then, scaring the latter so that his hairs stood on end, like a little hamster licked by a snake, that was very interesting.
……
On the same day, they took the archery class taught by the right protector himself. They tried it one by one. Except for Ye Dongli, who was against the sky as always, the results of the others' trials were not satisfactory. Everyone carried a sack full of sand and gravel to Zamabu.
With a sack about the size of his body being carried on his shoulders, the young master gasped for a moment. Normally, it would be very difficult for him to take this kind of physical fitness class. In addition, he stayed up late last night to do homework for him and Ye Dongli. The spirit was even more depressed. Just now, the archery didn't even aim at the target, and it shot directly at the wall behind, and was laughed out loud by the other brothers.
What annoyed him the most was that Ye Dongli laughed the loudest among those people.
The young master looked at the slumbering culprit and swore secretly that if he helped Ye Dongli with his homework in the future, he would be a pig!
Because his performance was the worst, the right protector also took extra care of him and gave him the biggest sandbag.The young master gritted his teeth and persisted for half a stick of incense, his feet were already wobbling, at this time the right guardian passed behind him with a ruler, and punished anyone whose feet were unstable.
The young master was so frightened that his forehead was sweating, and the more he wanted to use his dantian to raise Qi to stabilize his lower body, the more he felt dizzy due to the lack of energy and blood. Amidst the wailing of his brothers, the figure of the right guardian had already walked behind him.
At this moment, someone suddenly threw the sack on his back on the ground and made a loud bang.
"Master, what's the point of always training on motionless targets, otherwise we'll train some living creatures."
Everyone cast their gazes at Ye Dongli who had spoken just now.
Protector You also walked up to Ye Dongli from behind the young master, his face under the cloak was gloomy.
"I don't know what living creature His Highness wants to train."
Ye Dongli took a look, and when he caught sight of those princes, everyone turned their eyes away in fear, for fear that he would point at himself and say that he would be a target.
Only the young master looked at him worriedly, and asked with his mouth: What the hell are you doing!
Ye Dongli lowered his eyes with a chuckle, picked up a stone on the ground and weighed it, "The living thing is too pretentious, I think it will die if you shoot it. Let's use a stone, because the arrow is hard enough."
He picked up a few stones at random, blew off the dust on them and handed them to the right protector, "Later, master throws it casually, I will shoot wherever you throw it, and I will lose if the stone hits the ground, how about it?"
Seeing his arrogance, the princes next to him all whispered, "Tch, it's just shooting a stone, there's nothing to show off."
But Ye Dongli lowered his head and tore off a rag from his cuff to cover his eyes, tied his hair behind his head, and fumbled to pick up the bow and arrow.
"Please, Master."
Now, the people who had been biting the bullet and mocked him just now didn't dare to say anything, and they wanted to shoot the flying stone blindfolded!Not to mention Ye Dongli, even if Guardian Right went into battle in person, he wouldn't dare to try so easily.
If you want to hit a target, you must not only have excellent archery skills, but also have amazing hearing skills.This stone is so small that the sound of friction in the air is almost inaudible. It would be fine if it was thrown higher, but if it is not thrown high, I am afraid that the sound of the stone falling to the ground will be heard before I can hear the direction of the stone.
In their view, Ye Dongli's desire to challenge this is undoubtedly beyond his control.
The protector on the right looked at the three stones in his hand, and then at Ye Dongli who was calm and composed on the opposite side, mobilized his internal strength, and suddenly threw the three stones into the air together.
Hearing the whizzing sound flashing past his head, Ye Dongli raised the corners of his mouth and raised the bow and arrow above his head. It seemed that experts like to be surprised.
When the longbow was fully drawn and three arrows were fired, one after another sound of breaking and exploding in the air was heard. When everyone looked up, they felt that lime had been sprinkled all over their faces, and their eyes could hardly be opened.
Ye Dongli put down his bow and arrow, and without tearing off the cloth strip on his face, he turned to the direction of the right guardian and tilted his head, meaning that if there is any other trick, just let the horse come.
Everyone thought that Protector You would be furious at Ye Dongli's arrogant attitude, but then, under the eyes of everyone, Protector You, who had always been unsmiling, curled the corners of his mouth at Ye Dongli. Some... kindness?It made all the onlookers shudder.
Dongli was too scary that night, he was able to make Guardian You laugh out of anger!
The right protector tore off a piece of blood-red ring-shaped jade from his waist. The surface was smooth and unmarked, without a trace of carved lines, except for a hollow in the center that was as thick as a little finger.It is like a piece of unpolished jade that has never been polished since it was unearthed.
This is a priceless treasure at first glance, but the right protector raised his hand and threw it into the air. Ye Dongli, who had not hesitated to make a move just now, suddenly froze in place while holding the bow.
The young master secretly screamed, this jade is no better than those stones, it will be broken into powder when shot, if the jade is shot, it will definitely break into pieces and fall down, according to the regulations that Ye Dongli himself said just now, if it is a stone If he falls to the ground, he will lose, that is to say, Ye Dongli will lose whether Yu Jue hits the target or not.
Yu Jue spun around in the sky for a long time, glowing with a bright blood-colored halo, and seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Ye Dongli slowly raised his long bow, only pulled half of it down, and shot straight at Yu Jue.
With a whoosh, the arrow brushed past the edge of Yujue, turning Yujue upside down, and the princes who were waiting to watch the show laughed loudly.
"Throwing stones and being blindfolded, I thought it was so powerful, but it turned out to be nothing more than that."
The young master frowned as he watched Yu Jue getting closer to the ground.
Ye Dongli, however, breathed a sigh of relief, took a shorter arrow from the quiver, and aimed it at the south.The moment Yu Jue passed by, an arrow pierced through the air and just penetrated the hole in the middle of Yu Jue and nailed it to the southern wall.
Everyone was amazed.
Ye Dongli tore off the cloth strips from his face, went to the wall and pulled out the arrow stuck in Yujue, and handed it to the right guardian.
"How master?"
Guardian Right looked at the intact Yu Jue in Ye Dongli's hand, and nodded, "From now on, I have nothing to teach Your Highness."
He tied the jade around Ye Dongli's waist, and looked at his unruly smile: "This is the last thing I can leave to His Highness, it's just a thought."
The other princes looked enviously at Yu Jue on Ye Dongli's waist, and after school, they all gathered around him to ask him for advice on how to learn archery, completely forgetting their cynical attitude just now.
Ye Dongli is not a polite person, he turned everyone back with one sentence.
"Just kidding! How can I tell you that if you want to teach me, you will also teach my brother to be free."
Just like that, Ye Dongli left the archery field with his arms around the young master's shoulders. After disappearing from everyone's sight, the young master bumped him with his shoulder.
"You really want to teach me?"
"Of course it's false. I've already said the method, throwing you into the swamp and throwing stones every day. If you really train you like that, the Demon Lord knows that he must chop me up."
The young master pouted unhappily, "Big liar, you and I just don't want to teach me!"
After speaking, he tore off Ye Dongli's hand on his shoulder, and walked forward alone, leaving Ye Dongli far behind.
After a while, footsteps caught up behind him.
"Do you really want to be number one? In fact, being number one is not good. Isn't there a saying that Mu Xiuyu will be destroyed by Lin Feng, and being too good is not necessarily a good thing."
The young master snorted, "It's not a good thing, then why are you showing off in front of everyone?
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