[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

Sam refused to be kidnapped by a car.

First he was kidnapped by a Beetle he bought.

Then he met Bumblebee.

He was then abducted by a police car.

So he met the Decepticons again.

Later kidnapped by a bird, can you believe it, a bird!

He is forced to meet his legendary brother Megatron.

So now being kidnapped by a tank is nothing.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……

Why a tank?Can't it be replaced by a Cadillac?

Sam, who was kidnapped by the tank, looked desperate. Even if the tank turned into a gigantic, hideous Cyborg with thick lips, he couldn't slow him down from the blow.

"I really don't understand. I don't have my grandpa's glasses anymore, and I don't have a fire source or a leadership module. Why, why are you still kidnapping me? What did I do wrong?!"

He just found a new job today, and then he was pulled away by the tank. How can he go back to work, he must be fired! ! !He was just off the military's blacklist, so he might be added back again!

"At the base of the natural enemy, I caught a few earth worms to help me escape."

Overlord laughed so nervously that his own treads shook.

"They said everything to save their lives. I heard some interesting news. You have a good relationship with Optimus Prime, and you are also a student of the leader of the Useless Ones?"

Sam swallowed.

"Like, what if you say no?"

"If not, you are of no use."

"Of course I am!"

"that would be great."

The Overlord cracked an extremely ferocious smile.

"I'll use you to lure out the leader of the Useless Ones, then kill you in front of him, capture him, and kill him in front of Megatron. What a great idea! With you here, I can solve my previous embarrassment in one go , I can admire the contorted faces of Optimus Prime and Megatron at the same time, and I can also play with the useless one. Hmm~ you are really amazing."

Sam turned pale with fright!This was the first time he saw an alien pervert, and he received a serious mental shock!

"Tsk tsk, don't scare him to death, Overlord, I still want to study his body and brain."

The scalpel couldn't wait to sharpen its sharp claws.

"Don't kill me, you can play whatever you want."

Overlord waved his hand impatiently and said.

"Don't hurt his face, otherwise, if anyone can recognize who he is, then he will be worthless as a hostage."

"Don't worry, my craftsmanship will never cause him any trauma."

... Optimus Prime, Mr. Jung, help! ! !

In his horror, Sam sensed the fact that it might not be Optimus Prime or Jung who came to save him, but the Decepticons.

Because, his watch slipped away unexpectedly.

That's right, his watch should be swtich's watch!Stretched out countless small claws like a centipede, creaked and swayed, left its master and ran away!

Sam was dumbfounded, but soon realized that it was a monitor or something, and it was done by no one but the Decepticons.

But would the Decepticon, his titular brother Megatron, come to his rescue?Sam despaired just thinking about it.

"Crack!"

A sharp knife cut the watch in two.

"It's a neat gadget, is it a sound wave?"

The scalpel picked up the broken watch, admired it and then threw it aside.

Sam: ... Even if you are desperate, there is still hope, don't cut it off casually, hey!

"Don't worry, there are jammers here, and the sound wave can't receive the signal near here, so it wants to leave here and send a signal far away. Hehehe."

The scalpel smiled meaningfully, and Sam's face turned green with fright.

"Make no mistake, Overlord's interest is to trouble Megatron, and I don't really want to confront Decepticons head-on. Unlike the Autobots, those violent guys will break my delicate hands." Scalpel As he said that, he looked at his flexible fingers with folding knife tips, "Look, what a beautiful hand, it is simply a masterpiece of Pushen, even the ambulance would be envious of it?"

"Ambulance...you know an ambulance?"

Sam was trying desperately to get close, he didn't want to be dissected!

"It's not really acquaintance, just met once. When he operated on Shockwave, his technique was as superb as I heard."

The scalpel plunges into past memories.

"But he didn't notice me at all. Yes, I tried to contact him, and even asked for his communication number, but he didn't reply me any message. What do you say is good about Orion? Like Optimus Prime Rude guys just can't appreciate the beauty of medicine and life."

"It might just be a misunderstanding, you know, just not getting back to you in time. I keep forgetting to text my friends too."

Sam racked his brains for words of comfort.

"It doesn't matter, this is just a small problem. When I study the carbon-based human body composition and develop something more powerful than the Decepticon's hermit warrior, he won't underestimate me."

No, no, wait a minute, brother, you are going in the wrong direction! !

The scalpel ignored Sam's struggle and howling, and let a deformed Cybertronian stretch Sam directly on the operating table. He then took out a sticky and disgusting crawling creature from a glass bottle that looked like an octopus combined with a Cyborg. biology.

"Come on, open your mouth and say eggplant~"

"...!!!"

For the sake of my own dinner, I will not describe what happened next, Long Qiong.

In short, the scalpel not only searched Sam's memory, but also built a living body tracker in Sam's body, so that someone could be sent to contact Jung according to the location of Sam's memory.Of course, the whole process was recorded as a message. If the useless man hadn't come alone, it would have been a matter of minutes for Little Sam to become human flesh.

Sam: ...why it's me every time!

After finishing the work with the scalpel, I still feel very unsafe.

"Will it work? I mean, take a carbon base as a hostage and they'll listen to us?"

After all, in the eyes of the scalpel, human beings are very low-end life forms.In his opinion, this is equivalent to a group of kidnappers using a Chihuahua as a hostage.No matter what kind of dog lover you are, you can't afford to trade your life for your dog's life!

Overlord grinned: "Don't worry, our opponent is a pervert with advanced cancer, and "student" is his weakness. In order to save this useless little worm, he will come alone."

The scalpel felt that the Overlord was the least qualified person to call others perverted, but he reminded him again.

"Don't be so sure, as if you know it well, you haven't even met the leader of the useless people."

"His name is Jung. It's obviously not difficult to remember." Overlord mocked casually, "Although I haven't seen it, I've heard of it. There was a troublesome guy who kept nagging in my ear, trying to forget It's all difficult."

The scalpel paused when he heard the words: "Don't tell me it's a trepanation saw!"

Overlord was surprised, after all, the scalpel joined them later.

"how do you know?"

The scalpel sighed: "It seems that the senior is a professional bastard no matter where he goes. He used to be obsessed with ambulances for a while, and he brainwashed me every day about the benefits of ambulances and many details of his private life. After being a fan of the ambulance, he got out of the pit by himself. He said that medicine can't save people's brains, so he went to study memory surgery and psychology."

... Overlord suddenly felt that maybe he shouldn't ask too many questions.

Even today, his former partner trepanation is still a mysterious existence.In fact, fans should continue to keep the veil of mystery, which may be good for everyone.

The author has something to say:

Rescue: Don’t tell me, that pharmacist also knows trepanation?

Scalpel: That's right, we are all in the same circle, and the name of the circle is - I can be saved.

Rescue: ... Do you know the sky? I want to report illegal organizations!