[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

What happened next, I don't think even Soundwave knows.

But what he knew was that his leader was disconnected!Throw away that cost-effective human projector over there, and never bring it back!

And after returning, he paced back and forth with a serious face, accompanied by gnashing of teeth.

... Did this succeed or not?

Sound waves are difficult to judge.

"Sonic, can't you make a more enhanced version of the projection?"

Sonic realized a little bit: "Sorry, the size of the model is limited. Even with the greatest transformation, it is difficult to carry too much energy. Our scientists said that Mr. Jung's human form is not a projection, but a direct deformation, which is equivalent to A form of deformation. So his body performance should be the same as before."

If he guessed correctly, their boss should be...

no.

Cough, I was wrong, the projection of their boss should not work.Even if the force value of the humanoid projector reaches the standard, the energy coefficient is still difficult to meet the general god who is a Cybertronian!

In addition, Soundwave accidentally heard the voice of their boss, about "threatening me with a video, let me go back to negotiate with Optimus Prime", "that thing must not be seen by others" and other inexplicable thoughts.Soundwave suddenly had a bold guess. If Master Megatron's projection energy was insufficient, it might be reversed, or even videotaped...

As expected of Pushen, it is not so easy to be captured.

Also, as expected of Master Megatron, even if you accidentally stumble, you will never be discouraged, keep going!

The Crazy Intelligence Officer worships the great Pushen today.

On the other hand, Jung, of course, doesn't know that the rumors about another version of himself are very fresh and ready to be released.He was struggling with what to do with the extra body.

"Sorry, I really didn't expect it to turn out like this. My code is higher than the average Cybertronian, so the information processing speed will be faster..."

Jung looked very sympathetically at the machine that was forcibly linked to him and ended up being scrapped.

"This level of CPU can't keep up with my running speed. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. But you shouldn't need my apology."

After all, this guy has done all the intimate behaviors between people on earth for him. If it ends here, forget it, and he can get out of his body. Who would have thought that this guy would be so brave and really want to exchange data with him.It's really hard work, and it will be rewarded in the end.

That's right, our Master Pushen has enough energy, the data processing speed is also faster, and the data volume is also larger, so we directly burned this machine that can only be used as a communication terminal.

Jung immediately sent a message to Megatron, telling him that he has a video archive of what happened today, and he should be honest if he doesn't want the black history of his projected burnt to spread.It was also a lesson for Megatron, letting him know that violence or despicable means won't work all the time. (Megatron who received the message: What? It’s all recorded? I really want the source of the film... No, wait for me, he is going to show his delicious appearance to others? Are you kidding, even in human form Neither!)

"Master Jung, are you okay—huh?!"

Waking up from a coma, he knocked on the window immediately to confirm the drift of the leader's safety, and happened to see Jung stuffing a 'human' in a small cart and pushing it around.

"This, this is..."

"No, although I don't know what you're thinking, it's definitely not what you think!"

Jung quickly said that he must stop the spread of new rumors! !

"So you like humans, so you use human form? But you are too careless, after all, you are a Cybertronian! How can humans bear it, is this dead? It doesn't matter, no one will know, I'll help you bury it and destroy the corpse!"

"No, Drift, it's a projection, a projection! The Decepticons' full range of projection technology allows Cybertronians to use human-sized bodies. It's just a broken projection!"

Drift lowered his head, touched it with his hand, and found that it was really a skeleton similar to a Cybertronian, although there was simulated skin on the outside.

"So, you are afraid that ordinary humans will not be able to bear it, so you asked the Decepticons to borrow a projection?" What a high-end sextoy!

"No!" Jung felt desperate, and he felt the sense of powerlessness that the chicken told the duck again, "This is the projection of Megatron, Megatron! He knocked you out yesterday!"

Drift looked at the leader of the useless with shock, exclamation, and incomparable admiration.

"I see, thank you for avenging me."

So you fucked him on the charging bed!I'm going, as expected of my god, it's just different, mere mortals can only lie on the ground smoking smoke!

"Although I don't know what you're thinking, it's definitely not what you think. It's really just an accident."

Drift nodded and blinked ambiguously, indicating that he understood.

Jung: ...you don't know anything, really!

"But it's a bit wasteful for you to just throw this body away. I mean, the projection technology of the Decepticons looks very advanced. If it is sent to our scientists, it should be able to be used effectively."

Drift felt that it was too embarrassing for his leader to have to borrow the projection of the Decepticons (no matter whose projection it was) to solve physiological problems. We can also develop things of this level without relying on them at all. Decepticons!Maintaining the physical and mental health of my God is the responsibility of us followers who are chosen by God!Since God likes this tune, let's work hard and we will be able to imitate it!

Jung wondered: "Scientists? Our scientists, as far as I know, have not been able to develop this level of technology, have they?"

Although there are scientists among the useless, they are far inferior to those of Shockwave and Buster (Jack). Could it be that they are planning to use the power of the sensor far away in Cybertron?

Drift complacently: "You don't know that. When I was on Earth a while ago, I got along well with the local humans. The factories in a certain country I know are very good at imitating technology. They call them 'cottages'. So I signed an agreement with them and hired their pilots and scientists. Believe me, as long as you give them a prototype, they will soon be able to make a counterfeit version, and the quality is fine and the workmanship is cheap. Buy one get one free!"

It was the first time for Jung to hear that the earth's technology is so advanced, but considering that the earth is so big, he has been limited to a few countries for activities before, and there may be other countries that are indeed so powerful in science and technology.So he nodded and agreed to take this scrapped machine to study the cottage.

... Having been molested maliciously all night and taken advantage of a lot, I have the right to dispose of this scrapped machine.Jung judged so.

At that time, he didn't know that a very popular human companion robot in the future (actually a humanoid SEXTOY) would become popular all over the world in this way.The rumor that the leader of the useless person actually has a "sexual interest" in humans was also "founded" because the template of this robot was provided by the useless person.

The captain who had comforted Optimus Prime later heard about it and called Optimus Prime.

"ε=(′ο｀*))) Well, whoever made us human beings are slender, cute, and smart, there is no way to do that, don't be jealous. It doesn't matter, there are people like this in the human world, they don't like the same kind and like cars Ah, metal, steel pipes, rabbits, etc. This kind of hobby does not hinder normal life, you want to open it up. But I heard that Decepticons seem to be able to anthropomorphize? Well, I can only say, come on!"

Optimus Prime: ...? ? ? ? ?

Jazz onlookers: Brother!We are sorry for you!It is even one step behind the Decepticons in technology!Just wait, the anthropomorphic technology of hermit warriors can be mastered by us Autobots immediately!

Later, I heard that the Autobots did master this technology very quickly. The scientists of the Autobots worked overtime and developed it overnight, and quickly acquired this skill. It can be said that they used all available skill points for their leader.

...So which great man once said that the two major industries that promote social development are the military and sex. It couldn't be more correct.

The author has something to say:

New Title Fetishist Get.

In addition, how can such a good author like me write illegal words? It is necessary to commit crimes against the wind. Everyone understands and understands~

But I can reveal a little bit.This is replaced by a plot that Tan Ji can understand, that is, the man is pushing with a Y smile with malicious intentions. Unexpectedly, the other party's skills are superb, but he loses consciousness halfway.When I woke up, I couldn’t see anyone, but I saw a message saying that there was a video recording of your morning beep, so you should be obedient.

You should be able to understand the incomparably sour feeling in this person's heart at this moment!The saddest thing in this world is that I hug you like a wife, but you dance me like a fairy...