[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

Even the night patrol couldn't stop the news from Admiral Rich——Jung was originally a Cybertronian, but was chased by the leaders of the two factions, so he hid himself as an adult on Earth.Unexpectedly, it was finally discovered!Our Helen version of Jung sparked a battle between the two factions, and Earth was just innocently affected.So it is very simple to get the Cybertronians out of the human turf. One way is to pack Jung and send it out, preferably directly to someone's charging bed... Another way is to use the name of political asylum , control Jung who can light the source of fire, so as to try to negotiate with the two factions and get the greatest benefits for the earth (of course, this option also has the risk of being torn apart by the two factions).

... Jung was fortunate enough to experience what Megatron said before, about the selfish and evil side of human beings, hehehehe, fuck him! ! !

When sent back to Optimus Prime by humans, Jung was in despair.He suspects that this is the specific operation of plan one, can you stop directly substituting Optimus Prime into your wretched imagination!

"I'm sorry, Optimus Prime, it's all my fault."

Jung introspected deeply, because of himself, the Autobot leader's reputation was severely damaged!

"No, how can this be your fault? Megatron is too despicable, not only taking advantage of people's danger, but also threatening you with a deal to stop the war."

Optimus Prime thought that the behavior of the leader of the Decepticons was too indecent, and even used it for war, which was too much!

"The person in charge of the human side discussed it with me. In the end, we decided that it is not an option to continue like this. Mr. Jung, I hope that the useless people will cooperate with the Autobots and release the news of our joint cooperation."

Jazz couldn't help interrupting: "Brother, don't be embarrassed at this time, the original words are not like that! Cough, I'm sorry, Mr. Jung, brother, he has a thin face, let me tell you."

Jung is vigilant, now he has no good feeling when he sees Jazz, what will Jazz do this time?

"Since Megatron's target is you, wouldn't it be good to let big brother pretend to be with you? Just pretend. It's better to have a pretend ceremony by the way to prove that you two are together, of course it's also a pretend. Then Megatron What position does God have to harass you? At this time, we will join forces with the useless and the Autobots to overthrow the Decepticons, PERFECT!"

Jung looked at the deputy who, under the pretense of pretense, urged him to marry his boss with dead eyes.

... Even the deputy has the same virtue, don't you Autobots and Decepticons communicate well!

Jung was aggrieved and turned his head to look at Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime bowed his head in embarrassment and pretended to adjust the mask on his visor with his hands.

"Optimus Prime, don't tell me you agreed to such a ridiculous idea?"

At the very least, can the boss be more serious!

"Well... this is to achieve a strategic purpose, it's really just a pretend."

Jazz immediately nodded wildly and interjected: "That's right, if there is any problem, our elder brother will take care of it!"

Oh no.

Jung thought of what Night Patrol had said back then, and felt that it was too correct.Now the problem does head straight for more complexity.

"Optimus Prime, this is really not good."

Optimus Prime's face changed, and he stared at him seriously and asked;

"So you were really persuaded by Megatron?"

"Ah? What did you say?"

"Megatron has been very eloquent since before, otherwise he would not have climbed to the high position of the Guardian of Cybertron. I knew that after he had the opportunity to contact you, he would spare no effort to deceive you with smooth words ! He has always done whatever it takes to get what he wants."

It seems that Optimus Prime has made up a lot of Megatron's motives, behaviors and various things that have happened. At this time, he exudes a terrible breath, as if he is ready to dispatch the death squads to kill the enemy at any time.

"I will not let him succeed. Sorry, but this is a military operation and we must enlist your help, also to free you from Megatron's clutches."

...Why is it so grandiose to describe the fake marriage, which is simply a farce, as a military operation!You and Megatron are a couple, right? You two have a perfect understanding! ! !

"Whether it's you or Megatron, why can't you calm down and listen to me? I hope you don't fight anymore, but I don't want to replace the source of fire as your bargaining chip. I just want to stay on the earth and live well." Live your life, can't you?"

"Mr. Jung," Optimus Prime replied righteously, "this is absolutely impossible. Your identity means that you can't stay out of it. Give up."

As the leader of the useless, the Pushen who ignites the source of fire, still wants to hide among humans and eat melons to watch the show?This dream is quite lofty, but it is impossible to realize.

Jung dropped the argument.He has found that explaining to these people is really futile.

"Optimus Prime, at the very least, can you not engage in any fake rituals? This is too horrible, I really can't accept it. Other than that, please let me go."

"Understood, then there are other options." Optimus Prime nodded, turned his head to look at Jazz, "tell the recorder to release the news of our relationship, I think Megatron will understand the meaning of it. This will have the least impact, and in the future Just in case of "breaking up"."

"Okay boss, don't worry, we won't break up, we all support you!!"

Jazz left after giving a thumbs up, and went to share the good news with everyone.

Jung stared at the optical mirror, turned his head dullly to look at Optimus Prime——

"Acquaintance, intercourse?"

Optimus Prime nodded: "Yes, this is the best way. I think this trick can make Megatron fidget and tear me apart immediately. We can choose a 'date' in a slightly remote place, and I think it can achieve a good result." strategic effect."

Oh, yes, he does get fidgety, and immediately puts me—not you, it's me!Shred! !

Jung thought desperately.

"No, Optimus Prime, this can't be done, really can't be done!"

"I know, this is too disrespectful to you. But it's just a strategic move, please don't mind. You don't have a partner you are dating, right? If you do, you can tell me first, and I will let him know so that he doesn't misunderstand. "

Optimus Prime didn't think so, but just in case, he asked anyway.

Jung had no way to answer yes, nor could he answer no.He just felt tired and hopeless from body to core.

"That's it. Thank you for your cooperation, Mr. Jung. Don't worry, I will protect you from Megatron."

Jung closes the optics.He has foretold a future in which he may capsize.

Night patrol, what are your preparations over there!If this continues, I will really be played to death by the leaders of the two factions!Can you move faster ah ah ah ah! ! !

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