[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

Soon, the Decepticons and the Autobots each received information from their brothers who stayed in their hometown, that is, after Drift, the guardian of the useless, got the fire source, he handed it over to his companions and brought it back to Cybertron.Cybertron has risen!The useless people who bring back the fire source are heroes!So now several members of the Alliance of Useless People, including Turbine, are fortunate enough to squeeze into the parliament to occupy an important political position. Leaders who are fighting abroad, come back quickly, come back soon~~!

Megatron:……

Optimus Prime: ...

Megatron: "Go back to hell, I haven't finished dealing with the matter on Earth, I have to go back to you!" Hang up.

Optimus Prime: "The Decepticons haven't gone back yet. In order to protect the innocent local residents, I must stay. I'm sorry, Tong Tianxiao, and the peace of Sai Xing is entrusted to you to maintain." Hang up.

Admiral Rich: "Night Patrol is right. Sure enough, even if there is no source of fire, these guys still linger!! Jung, you must help me!!"

Jung: ...Why did it develop into this way, Night Watch, did you expect it to become like this before you said that?Why do I feel that you have pitted me so badly!

Night Watch: "=v="

Later, there were all kinds of intrigues between the Autobots, Decepticons, and humans. You hit me, I hit you, you tricked him into fighting him, me, I tricked you into fighting him, and so on.We won't describe them one by one here, it's very confusing anyway.A brief introduction is...

Humans: We want to drive away all aliens, drive away!

Decepticon: I won’t leave, I’m so anxious to kill you!

Autobots: We don't leave to protect the earth. We really don't covet your earth green card!

Human: Whoever believes in you, give me the fuck (ノ｀Д)ノ!

Decepticons & Autobots: Don't go, just don't go!

Jung: Why is it getting more and more chaotic, night patrol, come out for me!I asked you to find a way to help me get rid of them, why did you make the battle more and more complicated!

Night Watch: To be honest, I don’t know why the Decepticons don’t leave. It stands to reason that they value rights the most. Unexpectedly, the news that the useless people joined the council only made Starscream go back. How did I know why Megatron didn’t leave? !Um... wait a minute, shouldn't it be...

Jung: What are you looking at me for?

Night Watch: All right.Just a random inference.In short, I have no choice but to take one step at a time.Jung, you have to pay attention to your personal safety, I will let someone protect you.

Jung: ...? ?

Of course, as a student Sam, he didn't know about this.All he knew was that he was finally not a wanted criminal, and the government let him go back to study!Between going back to school with his girlfriend and continuing to participate in some alien faction struggle, he did not hesitate to choose the former!Bumblebee, you are my good buddy, but buddies can't be eaten as food!He also has to think about graduating, getting married and looking for a job in the future. He can't repeat a grade forever and become a high school student!

Although Optimus Prime regrets this, he has to admit that Sam wants to study hard and make progress every day. Reading and education are compulsory courses for minors. He cannot affect the future development of children because of his dispute with Megatron (this The words sound weird).

As a child who is still studying, Sam finally passed the exam and went to university. His biggest problem at present is that he feels as if he has been peeped by a beautiful woman.

"Teacher, I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. That beauty must be peeping at me, and she's not necessarily interested in me! You know, her eyes look like they're going to eat me! It makes me paranoid and go to the bathroom every day." I suspect that someone is watching, and if this continues, the girlfriend I finally get transferred to will blow me off!"

That's right, Sam's last girlfriend thought he was unreliable and blew him off!Now he has finally found a big beauty who is in love with him and has a great figure. Now he rejects all temptations that may cause his girlfriend to run away!

So Sam, who couldn't bear it anymore, came to find his good neighbor, who also helped him all the time. After he was blown up by his last girlfriend, he cried for three days and three nights and sang on the roof. He couldn't see Mr. Jung who gave him free psychological counseling.

"You must have a way to deal with this kind of stalker! Or is it not a stalker at all, because I am too nervous and have mental problems? If this continues, I will blow it again, oh, no!"

Jung poured him a cup of tea. Although he didn't know whether it was in line with human taste, Admiral Rich had always liked this kind of tea.

After taking a sip of water, Sam finally recovered, and told what happened to him in the past two days.

It turned out that Sam, who was patronizing part-time jobs and dating girls during the holidays, found out that he hadn't written his thesis when the school started.

So he had a quick wit and changed the Sai Xing fairy tale told by little Zhuge to Bumblebee, and put it on the paper.Unexpectedly, he was well received, saying that he has a broad mind and is very good at thinking, and his thesis was commended in public.

So it seems that some girls fell in love with him because of this, and began to follow him crazily.

Jung: "..."

Jung really didn't know what to say.Xiao Zhuge broke into the Autobots by virtue of his superficial identity as an assistant to the Autobots, and later revealed to the Autobots about the ancient ruins on the earth. He knew about it. The night patrol said that this was a strategy to lure out natural enemies.

Unexpectedly, Sam volunteered to be a target and spread the word!Isn't this waiting to be set fire by the Decepticons secretly monitoring him!

"Sam, do you know that there is a saying on earth that I suddenly found very suitable for you."

"What?"

"Do not die."

"Teacher! How can you say that about me! What did I do wrong!!"

"Think about your previous behavior, reflect on what you did wrong." It is hopeless, "You write out what you heard casually, and you don't know if it is true, what is the source of the news, Isn’t it natural to have unforeseen consequences?”

After being told by Jung, Sam began to reflect, and finally, suddenly realized.

Oops, I wrote a thesis with Cybertronian stuff in it...so noticed that the guys who were eyeing me must be Cybertronians too!If it's not an Autobot, then it must be a Decepticon!

"But, that girl is a human, so it can't be a Decepticon... Decepticons and humans use each other to cooperate? Just like Autobots cooperate with humans?"

Sam's wild imagination guessed, and he had already stepped on the edge of the truth.

"In short, you must be careful, and it is best to tell your friends."

Sam nodded repeatedly, indicating that he would pay attention.

But at this time, neither he nor Jung would have thought that the girl was not a human collaborator, but a Decepticon—yes, the first generation of Decepticon mimic human technology.

It is also the first generation of future hermit warriors.

This will indicate that a stronger, more cunning, and advanced new generation of Cybertronians who have adapted to the new environment of the earth has stepped onto the stage of history.

The author has something to say:

The leader warrior, target warrior, energy warrior, and hermit warrior all belong to the Cybertron-Nebula "Binary-bonded Technology" technical sequence.Each pair of human-machine partners is composed of Cybertronians and Nebula Starmen (an alien intelligent race in the G1 Yuanzu universe/G1DW universe, whose appearance and civilization form are almost the same as those on Earth).

Head Warrior: Become a head;

target fighter: turned into a weapon;

Energy Warrior: variable power engine;

Hermit Warrior: This does not require Nebula Stars to participate. The first generation of Hermit Warrior directly covered the organic shell outside the body; the later Hermit Warrior realized miniaturization and energy saving, allowing Cybertronians to directly transfer fire and consciousness to In a shell of a human or animal figure.