[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

The moment the leader of the Decepticons woke up, he occasionally had a philosophical thought——

'This is where? '

'What am I doing? '

But soon, when he found a leg he was holding, he quickly let go of his hand without any thought, kicked the guy next to him away, and immediately got up from the charging bed.

Because he remembered yesterday's dream (or disk defragmentation) that he gnawed a rather large and delicious energy bar... Evil... Bah bah... He decided to lock this memory fragment in the disk.

After standing up, Megatron began to think, what kind of sleeping position could make him wake up with his head upside down, holding the enemy's leg and gnawing blindly?After all this trouble, Orion didn't even wake up?real or fake?

Observing the younger brother who rolled on the floor and was still stretching his fuselage and having nightmares, Megatron was between "Maybe he has no conspiracy or he wouldn't have slept like this" and "I'll just kill him with a fusion gun" After struggling for a while, he finally decided to let him live temporarily.

... After all, an 'accident' happened on the first day of living together, and it would always make people think it was a love murder or something, that would be too embarrassing.Even if I die, I don't want to have an affair with this idiot, it will become a stain on my life!

Speaking of energy bars, Megatron was getting a bit hungry.He came out to look for the kitchen of Orion's house, but followed the elegant fragrance to the dining room.He walked to the door, and was a little surprised to see that someone had already occupied the place before him.

On the wide table are several energy blocks and energy bars that look good in color and taste. A small Cybertronian is sitting on a chair that is slightly higher than the ground for him, with his legs crossed and his head tilted, reading in his hand. flowing text on metal plate.

This made Megatron a little dazed, thinking that only when Soundwave was eating with the hordes of miniatures would he create this kind of weirdly pleasant atmosphere.Of course, he also had dinner with his loyal subordinate, but the atmosphere was much more tense at that time, even though he had known Soundwave for a long time.

"Are you awake? I took it out of Olean's warehouse without asking for it. I processed it with some off-the-shelf materials, and the taste is not bad."

Sensing his approach, the gentle Cybertronian smiled and beckoned him to join him for breakfast.It seems to be a natural thing to invite each other to share together.

Is it a 'snap', or a 'swoosh', in short, it seems that there is a short circuit somewhere in the chip, and small sparks fly out.Megatron decisively obeyed his sudden inspiration, quickly walked over a few steps, and spoke very nervously.

"Please keep preparing energy for me in the future—poof!!"

"when!"

What a sonorous sound of a blunt instrument against a metal visor!The chief lord of the Academy of Sciences, who appeared behind him at some time, hit the opponent's head with a knife, and apologized to Jung with an upright and sincere face.

"Sorry, this guy is still sleepwalking. Thank you very much for preparing food for us, you are welcome in my house."

"O. Le. Ann! You want to die, don't you!!"

"As a guest, you should thank me for not kicking you out, Megatron. Could it be that I slept on the floor by myself, and there was someone's footprint on the visor?"

"Also! Who put the stinky feet in other people's mouths?"

"Don't make false accusations, it's obvious that you didn't sleep well!"

"Isn't that because you are too fat and take up too much space?"

"What? Look at your own size before complaining about others!"

"Ha, I'm different from you. I fly in the air, but it looks huge, but it's actually very light! You have a ton of absolute weight! Even the insurance company knows that they have to give you a triple bed, or they won't be able to bear your weight! "

"That's enough, Megatron, don't think that I don't know that you ordered it because of the name of the insurance company! It just so happened that my charging bed was stolen when we went home, and then it happened that the insurance company sent a three Human bed? Do you think I'm so stupid? I'm too lazy to argue with you, and you're still kicking your nose!"

"Oh, the director of the Academy of Sciences whose bed was stolen casually, do you need me to hire a guard for your bed? Cybertronians who can't even keep their beds don't know what else they can keep."

As a result, the two of them had already entered the talk mode, completely ignoring the existence of others—such as Jung.

Jung is used to this kind of development. Compared with Captain Rodimus, Orion and Megatron in this world have a very peaceful way of getting along.It's really no comparison no harm.

He picked up another energy bar and carefully stuffed it into his tire.

confusion:"……"

Jung shook the energy bar in his hand, like teasing a small animal, carefully and tentatively stuffed it in again.

Confused: "...chirp." In the end, he took it and quickly ate it in small bites.

Sorry, boss, it seems to have been exposed!But it’s delicious, chirp~

Jung: "Why do you think that there is a little guy in the tire who is so excited that he whispers and mutters secretly when he is watching others quarrel? I don't feel like Animal King Kong, so it is probably a miniature King Kong of sound waves. Let's go, probably because I was worried about me, so I sent a bodyguard, it's too much trouble for Sonic."

Confusion: "Twitter."

Jung: "Sorry, I didn't understand. Anyway, you can do whatever you want."

Dazed thought, in this case, he would not count as a mission failure!Then carry on with the mission and stay in the tires.delicious, another one~

The pleasant morning passed casually like this (not!), and I didn't think about eating until Orion finished arguing with Megatron, but it was already late at this time, and Orion had to rush to work.

Jung said that he would go to the Academy of Sciences with Orion. He told Orion that he needed some metals to repair himself. He borrowed something from Orion without authorization yesterday, please forgive him.Hearing what Jung said, Olean blamed himself, saying that he didn't even see that Jung had other injuries, and he would definitely help Jung find suitable materials to repair him.

"I called the ambulance and thought you might be more open to his restoration than me."

Orion's thoughtful advice.

"No, it's just a small inconspicuous place that needs to be repaired. I can do it myself. There is no need to trouble the ambulance."

"But it's not convenient to repair it by yourself after all?"

"It's okay, I can really do it myself, I just need materials and tools, please trouble you."

Orion nodded and agreed to help find materials, but he was already convinced that Jung's body structure might really be different from that of ordinary Cybertronians.Although Sasser didn't find anything, it's also possible that Sasser just found it and didn't say anything.Judging by Jung's reaction, he probably wanted to cover up this as much as possible.

... Why would a Cybertronian who is useless in transformation mode try to hide the secrets in his body?Is his transformation mode really useless?

Olean had doubts about this, but he was still considerate and didn't ask.It's not the time yet, Jung doesn't trust him, and if he wants to analyze this secret, he needs Jung's cooperation first.

"You want to go with him? Compared with me, you are more willing to go with him? Our military also has very good scientists and doctors, except for the unbeatable shock wave, there are others! The military's configuration is higher than that of civilians. Higher, even the Academy of Sciences can't compare to our military's equipment!"

"I know, thank you, Megatron, I'm really happy. But not this time, Orion took a very high risk to help me, and if I just go somewhere else, it will put him in a very bad position." Difficult. I think at least on the surface it appears that I am cooperating with his research, so that others will not use this to attack him."

"But--"

Megatron was not reconciled to his teacher being poached in front of him, even if he knew it was reasonable, Jung had to go to the Academy of Sciences with Olean!

"You don't know, I'm really touched. I didn't expect you to care about me and worry about me. Before this, I've always been used to caring for others and accepting their gratitude."

Jung replied seriously, when his optical mirror looks at you, you will think that you are the only one in his universe.

"So no matter what happens, I will keep looking at you as I agreed before, until you no longer need me. I will be here when you need me, anytime."

In Olean's ears, this was a statement that was not rigorous enough, an agreement that could not be guaranteed at all, and a promise that was not very responsible.But these words, which were like lies, made his irascible senior brother calm down miraculously, like two chemical substances put together to produce a magical reaction, making their states in a delicate balance.

Afterwards, Megatron said that he had to deal with something, so that "the problem will be solved quickly", and threatened Orion again and again before transforming and flying away.Afterwards, Orion also quickly transformed, and took Jung and set off for the Academy of Sciences.

The future leader along the way has been silent, and suddenly a shocking sentence popped out.

"do you like him?"

... Jung, who was in the carriage, almost ate the metal plate in his hand.

Leader, leader, are you so dull no matter which world you are in?Didn't you notice that you get along with him more like an old couple, and I'm the one who gets ignored when you two argue?What on earth gave you such a horrific illusion that the leader of the Decepticons would 'love at first sight' for a worthless man!To be honest, my time with him is not as long as you and him, what are you worried about? !At most, I can be regarded as a link to contact you, referred to as matchmaker, okay?

"If you have to say, I really don't hate him, but I'm afraid it's not the same as the kind of liking you mentioned in different meanings."

Jung could only answer cautiously in this way.

"Yeah, that's a bit of a hassle. I've never seen him so serious, but it's all right."

Jung could only remain silent.

The leaders here have big brains, and it's really hard to keep up.He's starting to miss the leader of their world and Megatron, who, at the very least, are somewhat self-aware about their relationship with each other, alas.

The author has something to say:

This reminds me of a thread.

When two men and a woman walk side by side, what they think of in common is——

"I (mother) is a light bulb!"