Destined to be a guinea pig

"Another one watching pirated copies." I said angrily.

"Thieves are healthier." The aunt sighed.

"Ma'am, you should reply to this reader's message. If I want to reply, I must quarrel with her." I stood up angrily.

"Piracy is the quintessence of China, without piracy, how can so many people support themselves." The aunt said quietly.

"Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps." Cao Zheng muttered softly.

My ears were sharp, and I didn't miss a word, so I couldn't help jumping up, pointing at Cao Zheng's nose and saying: "You dog bit Lu Dongbin, who am I angry for, hmph."

"Okay." The aunt held me back and said with a smile, "Cao Zheng is right, let alone you, even I always read pirated copies." The aunt blushed.

"Sometimes in order to study a certain author's article, I don't have any money, and I don't want to go out, I just read the pirated version, and I still deceive myself, saying that it's all like this, you read mine and I read yours, in fact, it's better to read the pirated version What?" the aunt said helplessly.

This is a rather tactful way of saying it. To us students, if we don’t have money, we look more confidently. I have several classmates who are like this. Of course, I am also one of them.

I stuck out my tongue and looked at Cao Zheng embarrassedly.

The aunt thought about it, and I saw that she replied to the reader's message, "Dear, ink painting has other important things to do besides writing. It is impossible to write without striving for improvement. What you said before and after the link is not good. Coherence, I have checked carefully, and there is no such phenomenon as you said, presumably you are not reading the original version, my original version was posted in Yihong Academy, you should come here to read it.”

"Ma'am, what you said is too gentle." I looked at the message and shook my head.

"Actually, this is just an attitude. Even if you scold him, should you look at the pirated version or the pirated version." The aunt said helplessly.

"It's better to be more generous and let readers read your article voluntarily." Cao Zheng smiled and looked at the aunt, "I think it's very good for the aunt to answer the readers' questions without hurting her face."

"Everything my aunt says is right, and everything I say is wrong." I muttered unconvinced.

"Who said it? The idea of ​​our little white mouse is extremely powerful. It's really awesome." The aunt also said a fashionable Internet language.

"I'm afraid of writing the v announcement now, but it's nothing if I don't write it." I sighed.

"That's the thing about the announcement of entering v. Why don't you just read the previous text for nothing, and don't read the future ones for nothing." The aunt is really a contradictory body, and she is clearly a sentimental one at a glance. There is always a sense of cold humor when speaking, but no one stipulates that looking at a sentimental person has to hurt the spring and the autumn.

"Well, I've seen a lot of V entry announcements, and there are really not many good ones, just a few, so I won't say anything. I would like to express my gratitude to those who don't follow me. Thank you for accompanying me in this paragraph. Time, follow-up articles... I think it's the aunt's v announcement that has the most impact."

"Actually, the announcement of entering v is the most helpless. Every author has to complain for a while before entering v. This is like looking at a royal child. You can't beat her or scold her. Even if you slap the dust on her body, you have to be just right. Readers How easy is it to spend money to read your book, but also to be happy and have no complaints?"

"Yo~" I stretched out on the sofa facelessly. "Nowadays readers think of themselves as Gergbel. It is too difficult to write essays now. It was better when I wrote essays."

I heard the rattling of my teeth, and knew that my aunt's eyes must be red again. I couldn't help but tell me that I was a beautiful genius girl. When the time came, my aunt caught up, but she didn't seize the opportunity. Who am I to blame.Fortunately, the uncle married the aunt, otherwise, the aunt would have become the kind of perverted old maid that is often portrayed in novels. Although the aunt did not dress like an old maid, she was still quite a charming woman, but her temper was not good. It's really weird, other housewives are turning around their husbands and children at this time, but she is only thinking about the male lead and the female lead. I heard from her that one day when she was sleeping in a daze, the uncle who came back at night Entering the bedroom, she was still thinking, is this the first male lead or the male supporting role? Isn't this crazy? If this continues, the mental hospital will have to vacate another bed.

But I don't blame my aunt for this matter, the uncle doesn't work hard, and he doesn't have a baby, so ask the aunt to go there to coax the child?Coax the two of us now.