Destined to be a guinea pig

My surname is Bai, and I was born in the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rat. After a day of heavy snowfall, the boundless land was outlined into a realistic ink painting. My family looked at me with joy and joy, "Let's call it Baixue, and my nickname is Su, It sounds like a mouse." Grandpa's beard curled up when he laughed, girls are far more precious than boys in Northeast China, probably a rule left after the Qing Dynasty, which changed the general phenomenon of patriarchy.

When I went to register my name, my father couldn’t help but marvel when he saw the room full of people. It’s all family planning, and there are so many newborn children. The aunt in charge of the registration paused, "Bai Xue, today there are three children named Bai Xue."

"No, it's Bai Susu, the Susu wrapped in silver." Dad changed his words immediately after hearing this, although after returning home, grandpa was angry for a long time, but as the party involved in the incident, I agree with it. Dad's decision.

There is only one school in our small town, and there are seven named Baixue, which is really scary.

Everyone in my family loves to call me Little White Mouse, and my classmates simply changed my name to Bai Suzhen. Is there any mistake, I am a mouse, not a snake, but the mouth grows on someone else, so I can’t seal it, so I have to Comfort yourself with a nest of snakes and rats.

After school, I rushed out of the school gate.

"Susu, Susu." I sighed and stopped to wait for Meili, my white snow boots were useless again.

Originally, I fell in love with a pair of snow boots, but I didn't have the size I was wearing, so I didn't buy them. Today was the day when the clerk said they had arrived. I wanted to see them after school to see if they had arrived.

"Susu." Mei Li hugged my arm affectionately, "Come to my house today, my brother said he has a gift for you."

"What gift?" I believe my eyes must be glowing green, which girl can hear the word "gift" and not be moved?That person is definitely not me, Bai Susu. Although I was treated badly by Mei Li's brother because of the gift, I still enjoy it.

"That's you." Mei Li shook her head.

Of course I understand what she means. Although I am a rat, I am surprisingly courageous. An ordinary girl has been tossed and tossed by her strange brother so much. The one who was frightened was also killed by his strange experiment. Mei Li was terrified of his brother. If her brother farted, she would tremble for a long time.

I remember very clearly that once on the road, a handsome boy called out to Meili. Although I was only seven years old at that time, I could still tell the difference between a handsome guy and a bad guy. "Wow, beautiful, how do you know such a handsome brother." I said with red eyes.

Children still can't tell the difference between plum and beautiful.

"Mei Li, who is this cute Barbie?" The handsome guy pinched my cheek.

I straightened up involuntarily, and he said I was Barbie, what a handsome brother.

"She is my new classmate, her name is Bai Su..." Mei Linuo said nonchalantly, as if she was stupid, the word Su was pronounced three times, and only said one.

"White rat?" The handsome guy Hao laughed out loud.

I gave Mei Li a dissatisfied look, turned around and gave the handsome guy a big smile, forgetting that I just lost my front teeth.

"My name is Bai Susu, Susu of Bai Suzhen." Zhao Yazhi in the legend of the new white lady is a big beauty. Although I am not a "big" beauty, I am a genuine little beauty.

"Bai Susu." The handsome guy looked at me with golden eyes, like looking at a little white mouse waiting to be slaughtered. I thought it was the handsome guy's love at first sight.

"Do you dare to play a game with my brother?" The handsome man tricked me into looking handsome, winking at me with a pair of peach blossom eyes.

Mei Li on the side turned pale when she heard this.

"What game?" I was very interested, and even used aggressive methods on me. I don't know if I was frightened when I was young.

That annoying Xia Jun next door, when I was five years old, used a little toad to scare our girls. When the other girls were crying, I grabbed the toad and stuffed it into Xia Jun's mouth. He passed out at that time, in front of Xia Jun's parents, I was scolded by my parents, and my father wanted to beat my little butt, but the parents of other girls came to dissuade me Dad, after explaining the whole story, Xia Jun's parents looked a little ugly, so Dad went down the donkey to buy some nutritional supplements to see Xia Jun, and his parents swallowed helplessly. His little butt survived, and he hated Xia Jun ever since, and he dared not do anything to him, but bugs and the like were often put in his schoolbag, tooth jar, and job; He was so old, he went to the same kindergarten as me, and Xia Jun was so frightened that he was more honest than his parents when he saw me.

"Forget it, girls are cowards." The handsome brother seemed to regret it.

"Cut, you underestimate girls." I made a gesture of contempt for him, which I learned from comics.

"Don't regret it." The handsome brother seemed to be irritated by me, and I ignored the calculation in his eyes.

In fact, long before he met me, he had heard her sister talk about my glorious deeds, because before he always abducted Meili to be his guinea pig, but Meili was a very timid girl, he always Mei Li is naturally unconvinced, so she always talks about me. After all, there is a friend who is courageous, and she still shares honor and disgrace. My handsome brother knows more about me than I do. After all, , I only have one brain, and some uncreative deeds will naturally be forgotten by me.

"My little princess, you are here." The handsome brother gave me a big hug when he saw me.

"Brother Mei Xiang, have you been misbehaving recently?" I asked in a mature manner.

"I can swear to my little princess, you are the only one in my heart." The handsome brother solemnly extended his right hand.

I think back then, he tried his best to lure me into being his guinea pig, but even though I am young, I also know that there are some things that cannot be promised to others indiscriminately. He flinched in vain, and finally compromised after the handsome brother resorted to a beauty trick.

The beauty plan is as follows:

Bai Susu volunteered to be Mei Xiang's guinea pig. In view of the danger of being a guinea pig, Mei Xiang made the following commitments:

To be Bai Susu's husband - no matter what Bai Susu looks like, fat like a pig, skinny like an earthworm, short like a bench, tall like a hemp pole, or stupid and crazy, he will never leave him... …every time we meet, I think that Bai Susu is Xishi Diaochan, a big beauty, and all other big beauties are men, pockmarked, people who are so miserable that they can't even take a look...

Please forgive my writing, after all, I was only seven years old at the time, and I had so much heart to keep a handsome guy as a potential lover. I thought I was really smart, although this agreement seemed to have no actual content...

"You were at the gate of the supermarket the day before yesterday, and you were laughing happily with a big sister. All the classmates in our class saw it." I complained.

"You said that silly girl, don't mention her, okay? Now that I think about it, I'm still confused. Who does she look like? It's that girl you often mention recently. She thinks she's a flower, and it's hard to lift shoes for my princess." Not worthy." The handsome brother looked at me affectionately.

My vanity was greatly satisfied, and I looked at the handsome brother anxiously.

"Brother Mei Xiang, look at two pimples on my face." Everyone's face has more or less red spots recently.

"It's not called a lump, it's called a love signal flare. I've loved you for so many years, and you finally sensed it." The handsome brother spoke flattering words, without blushing or panting.

"Brother, who loves me?" Mei Li, who was hiding and eavesdropping, poked her head out and asked.

"What does the second child Wu next door think of you?" The handsome brother gritted his teeth and smiled.

"Is there no second child Wu next door?" Mei Li tilted her head and tried to think, but why does it sound so familiar?

I burst out laughing, and the scholar Zhao Benshan said, "Pull it down, the second child Wu next door looks like that to everyone, cerebral thrombosis."

"Brother." Mei Li pouted resolutely, stomped her feet and ran away.

My elder brother is very angry with everyone, but he has nothing to say to Bai Susu.

However, Mei Li is not jealous of me at all, because his brother's experiments are really scary.

Once, I was burned into a black man, and it took a week to turn back; once, only half of my body was left, which was terrible; another time, my skin became transparent, and my intestines and stomach could be seen , It's disgusting; but, I didn't have anything to do afterwards, so I became more and more daring, and fell in love with the process of doing experiments like people said I had taken drugs.

If it was any other girl, she would have died ten times, or if she had experienced a lot of things, it wouldn't matter.

I remember thinking that I would die and turn into bones, and I cried while clutching the quilt.

"What experiment are we doing today?" I watched curiously as the handsome brother fiddled with his expensive machines.

"Time travel." The handsome brother smiled strangely, "Didn't you say that you want to see ancient people are beautiful or modern people are beautiful?"

"Traveling, wow, you can handle such a difficult one?" I exclaimed.

The handsome brother smiled with satisfaction, knowing that I would not be afraid.

"You go to that room first, there are clothes I prepared for you, and change all the clothes on your body." The handsome brother ordered.

I obediently entered the back room, picked up the ancient costume my handsome brother had prepared for me, and changed into it.

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Recommend Yan Ge's [Cruel General and Robber's Wife]

He has a hatred of taking his mother against her, and she has a hatred of killing his father with him.

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Four years later, he came here with hatred, burned the cottage, killed all the bandits, and took away her virginity without thinking of brother and sister. Damn, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you really think I'm a sick cat. The tiger is still a ferocious female wolf.

When a brutal general encounters a fierce bandit, who will revenge whom?Who should hate whom?

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— What kind of woman did he find?It's all because he was soft-hearted for a moment, and he actually left her here, and there will be no peace from now on.

His beloved little concubine acted like a baby, but she kicked the little concubine and stepped on the bench, causing his little concubine to almost lose her luster. She went to the palace and chased the shrew of the prince into the dog Hole…

What's even more outrageous is that when he finally became the son-in-law, she paid him homage, and even bridal chamber for him. The next day, when he wanted to perform Zhou Gong's ceremony, she was turned away by the princess.

And the perpetrator has even worsened his entanglement with men and ambiguity with women.

She is still not satisfied with this, so she gathers her old troops and whizzes through the mountains and forests...

You really think that General Zhenyuan is a vegetarian.