[Comprehensive martial arts] The right way to the magic door

"Guardian Zuo, have you finished what you need to do in Huangshi Town?"

Holding a cup of hot tea in my hand, I looked at the woman sitting by the window, holding a book and concentrating on it.

The spring sun is lazy, there is a pleasing girl next to her, and there is no such thing as Bai Jing's yin and yang, the days can't be more beautiful.

Guardian Zuo looked away from the scroll in his hand, looked at me, and replied: "No."

I nodded, put the cup in my hand on the small coffee table before the collapse, and then lay down on the soft floor.

"I really want to never go back to the Ghost Palace." I closed my eyes and expressed the desire in my heart.

Guardian Zuo's indifferent voice sounded next to my ears: "Young master, don't forget that you came out this time to track down the jade pendant that was stolen by King Happy."

Speaking of throwing cold water on people, I don't think anyone is better than Zuo Hufa.I buried my head in the soft pillow and pretended to be an ostrich, not wanting to talk to her.

Zuo Hufa also said: "I heard that Ouyang Qing, the number one in Yingchun Pavilion in Huangshi Town, is good at dancing with long sleeves. Men will never be annoyed about spending a lot of money on her. They only regret that they don't spend enough money on her. If the young master has nothing to do, he doesn't want to go To track down the news that King Happy lost his jade pendant, you can go to Yingchun Pavilion and meet that Ouyang Qing."

I froze, opened my eyes and sat up.

"Shall I go to see Ouyang Qing, so that I can learn from her how to make men spend money on me without blinking an eye?"

Guardian Zuo looked at me and didn't speak.

I thought about it and asked, "Guardian Zuo, how long have we been out?"

"Almost a month."

"Did my mother tell us when to go back?"

"The palace master only asked his subordinates to accompany the young master to track down the whereabouts of Happy Wang Yupei, and did not specify when the young master will go back."

I nodded knowingly, and then looked at Guardian Zuo, she still looked neither salty nor bland.I couldn't help asking again: "Guardian Zuo, in fact, my mother never expected me to track down the whereabouts of the jade pendant, did she?"

The world is so big, even a genius, it is impossible to find the person who stole the happy Wang Yupei from the vast crowd.What's more, I'm not a genius, and I've never experienced in the world. It's probably good to come back alive, and I don't want to talk about tracking down the whereabouts of Happy Wang Yupei.

Zuo Hufa said: "Young master, it is enough for you to know something in your heart, you don't need to say it."

I raised my eyebrows, very arrogantly, "I can say what I want to say, and when others beg me to say it, I won't say it when I don't want to say it,"

The expression on Zuo Guardian's face froze for a moment, then he lowered his head and continued to read her scroll.After a while, she seemed to have remembered something, looked up at me again, and said, "If the young master wants to go to Yingchun Pavilion, you can change into men's clothes."

I was silent, looked down at my flat chest, and shed bitter tears for myself.I don't know how I grew. I only grew tall this year, and I didn't grow any other places that should grow.Even if I put on men's clothing and don't speak, people will probably only think that I am a boy with a male and female appearance.

Anyway, if you are idle, you are idle, so just go, come out and spend your days idle every day, I am worried that when I return to the Ghost Palace, I will be whipped to death by Bai Jing, but I still have a question in my heart——

"Guardian Zuo, do you think it's better for me to go to Yingchun Pavilion in men's clothes than in women's clothes?"

Even if it's men's clothing, no matter how old I pretend to be, I'm still a thirteen or fourteen-year-old kid at best.

The pair of phoenix eyes of the left guardian swept me up and down a few times, and asked you to say: "Although I look younger, the young master only needs to put on the appearance that a dude should have."

It seems that the truth in this world is the same, you can be willful if you have money.

I don't want to track down Yupei's whereabouts, because I think the possibility of finding a needle in a haystack is too low, and I don't want to waste too much energy.And, even if I'm willing to waste energy, I have to have clues.As for Happy King's jade pendant, since it was stolen that night, it seems like the world has evaporated. Even if there are more bonuses, people who chase fame and fortune in the world will join in the fun, but so far no one has heard of it. Arrived at that jade pendant.

So, I put on a set of moon white men's shirts that Zuo Hufa brought back for me. I really like the light blue.Zuo Hufa personally helped me change into my clothes. Around my waist was a palm-sized girdle with a white jade inlaid in the middle, which showed that the master was three parts elegant and seven parts wealthy.

I looked in the mirror: "..."

Guardian Zuo looked at me sideways and said, "Although the young master's body looks thinner, he's not short, and he doesn't look ugly in men's clothes." She frowned, "But there's still something missing. .”

I glanced at her, "What's missing?"

"Young master, you have a smile."

I was speechless, and then smiled.

Zuo Hufa said: "Don't smile so fakely. There should be a three-point smile on the corners of the eyes and brows. It's a bit foolish and frivolous."

"... Zuo Hufa, are you sure that with that kind of smile on my face, people won't think I'm a monster?" That kind of smile is very picky, right?Lu Xiaofeng can laugh like that, but I can't.When I smile like that, it's Dong Shi imitating me, so I won't do that kind of embarrassing thing.

I refused to cooperate with Zuo Hufa's suggestion. In desperation, Zuo Hufa had no choice but to say: "Then keep your face straight."

Facial paralysis?

I can accept this.

Zuo Hufa looked at my attire with satisfaction, then handed over the white jade fan, an artifact of pretense, and said, "Young master, you can get used to your attire and go outside."

I took the jade fan over, swiped it open, turned around and left.

Outside the door was a slender man who saw me and called me respectfully: "Young Master."

I was startled, and looked at him in surprise, there is no man in the ghost palace, where did Guardian Zuo find such a man?Looking at it again, I feel that this person's facial features are also familiar.

"who are you?"

"Subordinate Wu Yi."

"Wu Yi?" I blinked.

Wu Yi nodded, "Yes, Wu Yi. Men are not allowed in and out of the ghost palace. But outside the ghost palace, we still serve the palace master. The subordinates are ordered by the left guardian to protect the young master."

"Oh, that's how it is." It seems that although I am the young master of the Ghost Palace, I don't understand many ways and things in the Ghost Palace.Speaking of which, I am a little puzzled. For many years, Ghost Palace has lived alone in a corner of the martial arts world. Not to mention black and white, it is frightening. At least, it can be regarded as a small celebrity.Bai Jing, objectively speaking, is quite capable.Why does such a capable person not avenge himself, but entrust the matter of revenge to me?

To be honest, when I am stronger than her, the day lily will be cold.

I couldn't help shaking my head, forget it, the idea of ​​perverts has never been understood by normal people.Instead of thinking about these things, I might as well go out for a walk. I heard that today is the Lantern Festival in Huangshi Town, and it is very lively outside.

I wanted to go out early in the morning to watch the excitement, but it was probably too early, and there were no vendors outside except for the uncle selling vegetables, which was far from the excitement I imagined.

Wu Yi next to me probably saw through what I thought was boring, and suddenly said: "There is a small shop nearby that has very delicious wontons. If the young master feels hungry, you can go and have a taste."

Although I am not a qualified foodie, I have never let go of delicious food.As soon as Wu Yi said, I couldn't help but licked my lips and coughed lightly, "Okay, you lead the way."

Wu Yi nodded and walked ahead to lead the way. Suddenly, three teenagers about my age came up ahead.The young man in front had thick eyebrows and big eyes, with a small gourd on his back, walking like a breeze.And behind him, followed by two thin teenagers, almost identical in appearance, one on the left and one on the right behind the boy with the little gourd on his back, they looked like little followers.

"Brother, do you think we can find the Lord's jade pendant?"

The young man with the gourd on his back didn't even look back, he strode forward, "I'll definitely find it, my adoptive father is in a bad mood recently, I must help him find the jade pendant, so that he can be happy."

brother?foster father?

I was taken aback, stopped, and looked at the teenagers who passed me by.

One of the teenagers said again: "If you can come from Happy City—" But before he finished speaking, the elder brother picked up the gourd and knocked him on the head.

"Ouch, it hurts! Brother, why did you hit me?" The boy who was beaten held his head.

The eldest brother glared, hating iron for being weak: "How many times have I told you not to mention that place directly, why can't you always remember?"

The boy who was beaten was dejected, "I'm sorry, brother, I forgot."

The elder brother looked at him and sighed heavily, "Forget it, let's go find out the news quickly. If there is still no whereabouts of the jade pendant here, we will go to the next town."

I looked at the direction where a few people left, and stood there for a long time, until Wu Yi reminded me, "Young Master, why don't you leave?"

I just came back to my senses and looked at Wu Yi, "Wu Yi, what did you hear just now?"

Wu Yi said: "My subordinates have heard about Happy City."

I took the jade fan and patted the palm of my other hand, "Do you think that boy named Big Brother is from Happy City?"

Wu Yi nodded, "He should be the adoptive son of Happy King."

I smiled slightly, "He should be the candidate for the four envoys of the Merry Throne, the envoy of wine and wealth."

The future wine envoy of Happy City, the young panda.