[Comprehensive martial arts] The right way to the magic door

The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, I think when you grow up, I will be able to wash my hands in the gold basin and stop messing around in the rivers and lakes.

Lu Xiaofeng's words stunned me for a moment, and then I couldn't help curling my lips, come on, if this person doesn't hang out in the world, I feel like it's going to rain red.When I saw Lu Xiaofeng, I couldn't help but think of Sikong Zhaixing.

I clasped my palms together, rested my chin on the back of my hands and looked at Lu Xiaofeng.

"Lu Xiaofeng."

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at me, he probably knew that I had something to say, so he responded directly, "Well, I have something to say."

"...Do you know who stole Happy King's jade pendant?"

Lu Xiaofeng closed his eyes lazily, "The Happy King doesn't even know, how would I know? I'm not a bug on Happy King!"

Ruyi was amused by Lu Xiaofeng's words and laughed "puchi", "Why are you like this?"

"How am I?"

"It's not serious. My young master said that he wanted to track down the jade pendant lost by Happy King. It's true." Ruyi said.

"I didn't say it was fake, but even if it was true, how would I know where Happy King's jade pendant is?" Lu Xiaofeng said in a helpless tone.

I looked at Lu Xiaofeng's appearance, and thought to myself that I would like to thank the God of Time Traveling for letting me know that there is a person who is like a star in this world.

"Chai Yuguan's martial arts are so powerful that it's impossible for ordinary people to get close to him. In my impression, apart from a certain Xiangshuai who can take away Chai Yuguan's jade pendant, there is another person who has such ability .”

Lu Xiaofeng tilted his head and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Little girl, you are quite capable. But what the hell is Liuxiang under the Moon?"

I laughed in a good mood, "Yuexia Liuxiang is not a ghost, he is a very popular man." Very well, Chu Liuxiang is not in this chaotic world of stewing in a pot, so there is only one possibility, which is really broken Iron shoes can be found without any effort.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at me.

I smiled and said, "He's as popular with women as you are. No, no, he's probably more popular with women than you."

The expression on Lu Xiaofeng's face was a bit subtle, "What kind of person is that?"

"I don't know. This is the person I listened to when I was young. I haven't finished what I just said. The other capable person I mentioned is not someone else, but your good friend Sikong Zhaixing."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "You are so young, how can you have so much thoughtfulness? The little girl just stays at home obediently. People who come and go with swords and guns in the rivers and lakes are not the right place for you to stay."

I turned my head to look at Lu Xiaofeng, and changed the subject, "It's a pity that I'm not a man."

"how you said that?"

"If I were a man, I'd have a drink with you. Lu Xiaofeng, if I were a man, believe it or not, I'd be able to mess around in the world, get on the wine table, change glasses and persuade people to drink, talk about people when I see people, and talk nonsense when I see people Talents?"

Ruyi on the side interjected: "Young master, if you were a man, you would have been strangled to death by the palace master when you were born."

I:"……"

Ruyi continued to make up the knife: "The palace master hates men so much!"

Me: "..." As long as I have a little foresight, I should first acupoint the dumb acupoint of this little girl, Ruyi.

Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly, "Feifei, you are indeed a bit smart. If you were a man, then you must be more of a jerk than me, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, maybe you are really good at it."

While being demolished by Ruyi, I was teased by Lu Xiaofeng at the same time, so I became angry from embarrassment, "You are talking nonsense! You are the most asshole in the world, how could I be an even more asshole than you?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled, "Since you know that I'm the number one bastard in the world, why are you still asking me where Chai Yuguan's jade pendant is? I won't easily get myself into trouble." He stood up and looked When he stretched out his arms, the red cloak on the railing was already on his arms.

The man looked at him from the back, but even if he was lazy and lazy, he was still very personable.

I glanced at Ruyi next to me, the little girl stared at Lu Xiaofeng with straight eyes.I couldn't help but sigh, it's no wonder so many heroines of the rivers and lakes tried to trap Lu Xiaofeng one after another in a vain attempt to force the marriage with a knife.Because this man, even if he is lazy, has an indescribable charm.It's like... I frowned, trying to find an appropriate metaphor, right, like a peacock with its tail open, showing off its fancy tail all the time.

Lu Xiaofeng turned around, glanced at me, and said, "Miss Feifei, I have to go. The green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever. We will meet again by fate!"

As soon as the voice fell, the figure he got was gone.

Ruyi was dumbfounded, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, "This man's lightness kung fu is really good!"

I agree and nod, if he is not amazing, can he still be Lu Xiaofeng?Really, after chatting with her for a long time, I didn't find any news.But...it was a pleasant surprise to talk to Lu Xiaofeng who lived in the story.I looked at a jar of unopened wine on the table, and couldn't help but take it over.

"Young master, what are you going to do?" Ruyi was a little taken aback.

I didn't answer her question, but ordered: "Ask the waiter to bring some wine glasses."

Ruyi was taken aback.

I glanced at her sideways, and said softly, "Aren't you going?"

Ruyi obeyed and called the waiter to fetch some wine glasses, I filled the empty wine glasses on the table one by one, and then picked up a glass for Ruyi.

Ruyi stared blankly at the wine glass, then raised her head to look at me with puzzled eyes, "Young master?"

I smiled and said: "Ruyi, you and I have been in the Ghost Palace this year, and we have been trembling every step of the way, as if walking on thin ice, thank you for your hard work."

Ruyi took the wine glass flattered, with a weak voice, "That, that's what slaves should do."

"In life, apart from what you should do for yourself, and what you should do for others, unless you are willing to do it, which one should you do?" As I said that, I looked at the woman in purple standing at the top of the stairs. , and asked with a smile: "Guardian Zuo, do you think what Feifei said makes sense?"

Guardian Zuo walked over slowly, a beauty is a beauty, every step she took, she felt swaying.If Lu Xiaofeng saw Guardian Zuo, would he be annoyed that he walked too fast just now?

Guardian Zuo walked up to me with a blank expression on his face.

I picked up another glass of wine and handed it to Guardian Zuo, "I'm not an idiot. As long as my mother is alive in this world, I don't want to be able to escape her control over me. Guardian Zuo, I can see things far away." Clearer than you think."

Guardian Zuo looked at me with some surprise.

I looked at her pretty face and narrowed my eyes with a smile, "Guardian Zuo is so beautiful." I suddenly thought that these ancient men are too unreliable, if I really want to find a partner, I might as well find a beautiful one The girl is coming to Lily.Fu forehead, I haven't drunk the wine yet, I'm drunk.

Guardian Zuo was taken aback.

I stuffed the glass of wine in my hand into Zuo Guardian's hand, then picked up another glass, and drank it down with my head raised.The hot alcohol slid down my throat, and the *feeling was very exciting, so I drank several glasses in a row.The so-called wine is strong and cowardly, probably because I drank a few glasses, so I poured out all the words I usually don't say at this time.

"Guardian Zuo is beautiful and talented, why did he stay in that unpopular place in Ghost Palace?"

"Tsk tsk, by the way, there are several older sisters guarding outside, why don't you ask them to have a few drinks too?"

"The Ghost Palace is rich, but it's really not as good as Happy King, Zhu Fugui, or Jiangnan Huajia. Although the environment there is acceptable, it's not a fairyland on earth. What's there to miss?" I lay down on the table, looking at Zuo Hufa who was sitting next to me drinking silently, and Ruyi standing beside me, looking at me with those dark eyes, puzzled and excited at the same time.

I smiled at Ruyi, little idiot, pay attention to how I can ease the defenses of others.

Because of the alcohol, I feel that I am in a state where my thinking is very clear, logical and rational, but I can’t walk in a straight line. I think I can pour out all the doubts in my heart and wait until tomorrow. When the protector asked, I could just say that I was drunk and didn't remember all the nonsense I said.

Jiu Zhuang is cowardly and courageous, and it really makes sense!

So I continued to ask boldly: "Has Guardian Zuo ever thought about leaving the Ghost Palace?"

Probably my words were too direct and bold, causing Ruyi to exclaim again, "Young Master?!"

I frowned, a little impatient, and worried from time to time whether this little girl Ruyi would tear me down or something, it really bothered me, so I simply picked up a big crab on the plate on the table To Ruyi, "Go to the side to eat crabs, I want to talk to Guardian Zuo."

Ruyi looked at the big crab in my hand that was red but still showing its teeth and claws, swallowed her saliva, hesitated for a while, finally took the big crab in my hand, and went to the side to eat the crab .

I couldn't help raising my eyebrows. At this time, her stomach was more determined than her reason.No matter what, he is only a ten-year-old kid, so he really can't be too demanding.

I continued to practice temptation in the name of drunkenness.

"What is Zuo Hufa hesitating about? My mother hates men because of the happy king's rebellion and abandonment. It's because her heart is sick. She thinks that all men in the world are bad things. But if men are not good things, Zuo Hufa , where did you and I come from? When a man and a woman combine, don't they have a little love for each other in their hearts?"

This time, Zuo Hufa finally replied to me, "This subordinate doesn't know."

I put my hand on my forehead and laughed, "Guardian Zuo, I am Bai Jing's biological daughter, how does she treat me? Could it be that you don't have eyes to see?"

Probably because the words were too direct this time, Guardian Zuo frowned, "Young Master, you are drunk." Her voice was cold, and she spoke each word very slowly, and I could even hear a feeling of gnashing of teeth.

But Guardian Zuo's gnashing of teeth was aimed at me?

I smiled and waved my hands, "Nonsense, I'm not drunk! I'm more sober than ever!" Joke, I must be sick to admit that I am drunk, and generally drunk people will not say that they are drunk.

Guardian Zuo couldn't help but say, I'll leave when I set it up, I was a little unhappy, even if I am a puppet, I am also the young master of the Ghost Palace, if Bai Jing is not here, who can do anything to me?

So I yelled angrily, "Presumptuous, who allows you to touch me like this?!"